It wouldn't fix his shit movie.

>>83949942
stay pleb, faggot.

>>83949930
I'd tickle his belly

>>83949930
I always thought that he could open his mouth like a snake and was so mad that he never fully opened it. Later found out this is not that case

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>>83949930
But the pun relies on you spelling it wrong, OP.

Interstellar space has time zones, because the vast light-years of distance and time dilation somehow don't exist

>>83950076
That would be cool.

I know we've been memeing way harder but /co/s been really silly lately. i like it

>>83949930
I'd have to lick the Grey son's dick.

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>>83950155

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>>83949930
He is Apocalypse, "Apokolips" is the shitty spelling for the DC comics ripoff.

he's also based as FUCK when voiced by John Colicos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYt78FWfa5M (shitty editing/volume levels though)

>>83949930
It would taste like avocado

>>83949942
REMOVE WEAKLING

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>>83950107
Whether or not extraterrestrial civilizations use time zones, time zones exist on Earth. UTC is an Earth time zone. And since comic books run on classical reference frames, the relativity of simultaneity isn't an issue.

>>83950265
are you saying you would let him go to second base?

>>83949930
Is Apocalypse a nigger?

>>83951170

Egyptian.

I'd let him fuck me with his Apokodicks

That time he tried to drown fucking Namor

TACO LIPS

>>83951175
WE

>>83951296
>drown namor
He can't be that stupid, I need to see this

Before he would try to kiss i'd scream that he is trying to rule the universe and pray that Darkseid would appear from a Boomtube and kill him.

Maybe then he would show off his rockin' apoca tits.

Does kissing Apokolips taste like blueberries? Because I'd be down for that.

>>83949930
If Apokolips was a pickle he'd be A-PICKLE-lips.

>>83951170
Worse, he's a mutie.

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>>83949930
>>83949942
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>83951447

>>83951327
WUZ

>>83950265
>DC Comics Ripoff
You realize it was written by Jack Kirby, don't you?

>>83949930
i will blush

>>83953315

So less 'tried to drown' and more 'made one of the incredible boasting threats for which he is famous'. Honestly, that's almost better.

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>>83953344
KANGS N SHEIT

>>83951143
no idea what the 3rd one is saying...

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>>83950265

>>83950265
>"Apokolips" is the shitty spelling for the DC comics ripoff.
You're some kind of moron, aren't you?

>>83949930
>Being kissed by a mutant that isn't Mystique
Disgusting

>>83953315
>Celestial technology so advanced it's practically magic
>Console is one big purple screen with a single button
>ENGAGE

>>83949942
USELESS

>>83960160
yah but the font...

is that an atari?

>>83949930
>>83949930

>what if Apokolips kissed you with his apoko lips?
i would get a apoko boner while i touch his apoko tits
then i go eat some apoko tacos and get the apoko shits

>>83960750
i like this