Gunnerkrigg Court
> Chapter 58: Page 28
> Boigs.
www.gunnerkrigg.com
>>83921743
>lets you control your body in ways you couldn't before
She's like the Bene Gesserit now where she can control every muscle in her vagina to generate infinite orgasms
>>83921743
>she can now open the eight gates
What's happening to all the teachers?
love mye some boigs
>>83921776
you see that burger?
>>83921743
>she teaches smitty how to unlock his true potential
>at last he will be unstoppable
>all according to keikaku
>>83921756
I must not have gotten to that part yet, but I believe it.
Damn, Leto must have thought he was hot shit.
>Former rabbit happily chomping away on dead animal
This guy adjusted pretty well.
>>83921827
It's in Heretics and Chapterhouse. They talk about the Honored Matres like they're legendary fuck machines, but at one point they mentioned that actually they're just using sexual techniques every Bene Gesserit knows and can deploy with much greater skill if need be
>>83921818
I was thinking it would be just what Annie needs, now her blinker stone is gone.
>Accidentally unlocks her inner rage/lust
>Becomes an uncontrollable force of destruction/fuck
so basically by the time they graduate all the teachers will be gone but new students will keep pouring in so it falls to the grads to step up and teach the classes themselves, but they have barely any clue how most of the stuff in the Court actually works
and this is a cycle that has repeated since the Court's creation
>>83921869
>yfw God Emperor Leto II could probably blow the minds of women with the slightest physical contact
>yfw he almost certainly did with his legion of babe warriors
>>83921839
I liked that, total carnivore. Not positive, but guessing the lettuce in panel 3 is lettuce that bunny pulled off his burger, he must really hate his former diet
>all those stacked dishes, no signs of stopping
She's actually going to do it, isn't she? A whole horse's mass worth of food.
>>83921917
Court Protector skills are passed from master to student, although at some point Jones comes to the Court. Seems like her job is finding the student, she brought Jim-Jams to the Court and presumably did the same for Parley.
If Jimmy dies, will Jones start doing her life-mate biz with Parley?
>>83921743
Going full naruto while Annie wears a naruto shirt, nice
>>83922057
Of course not, you moron. That's physically impossible. The human stomach doesn't have nearly that much capacity. So unless she has a ward tattoo that lets her eat an absurd amount of food with no drawbacks, that ain't happening.
>>83921743
You can SEE him losing attraction to her as she slowly morphs into a man.
>>83922149
>applying real life physics to a work of fiction in which physics is bent/broken on the regular
>>83922204
>HURP DA DURP IT'S MAGIC DON'T GOTTA EXPLAIN SHIT
Kill yourself.
>>83922221
Get help.
>>83922221
>HURP DA DURP IT'S MAGIC DON'T GOTTA EXPLAIN SHIT
Yup. That is literally what magic is in the comic.
>>83922221
>>83922236
Stop being a filthy anti-intellectual.
>>83922280
Bullshit. Anja and Donny's computer, fairy souls, why gods exist, power tattoos, Smitty's strings, golems using ether-infused symbols as programming language, magic itself being powered by the souls of the dead... Magic has rules, you fucking tard. The fact that idiots like you refuse to think about them is frankly disgusting.
And this attitude is all over /co/ like a vicious cancer. What is so terrible about magic being explained?
>MUH MYSTERY AND WONDER
I swear, any scientist worth a crap with stab someone like you. Knowing how something works more often than not makes something all the more beautiful.
>>83922371
Please stop posting and seek psychiatric care. You're getting far too worked up over this.
>>83921973
Actually, it's evident it is.
It's a singular lettuce leaf on an otherwise empty table and the burger has no lettuce inside.
Unless Bunny got that burger with a side of o single leaf of lettuce without a plate or dressing or anything at all and then just put it on the germ ridden cafeteria table instead of eating it, yeah, it's pretty damn certain that's from his burger.
To which I gotta say, I appreciate the spirit, Bunni, but you're a philistine.
Don't remove shit from your burger.
>>83922149
that's how it fucking works in comics.
>character does training from hell
>MUH METABOLISM
>eats like a bear
If anyone asks the usual excuse is that they mostly run on magic but to some extent it also enhances their physical energy consumption.
>>83921756
I am the bone of my cunt
Sweaty is my body
Moist is my crotch
I have created over a thousand orgasms
unknown to death
not known to life
have withstood pain to create many fucks
yet that cunt will never hold anything
so as I jerk it
UNLIMITED ORGASM WORKS
>>83922469
also, every RPG ever: HP and MP restoring food.
>>83922379
>caring about the quality of stories means you're insane
Fuck you. Media is as much a part of the human condition as eating and breathing. And the quality of stories with fantastical elements often hinges on establishing how those elements function, so that when they become plot relevant, they don't come off as the writer pulling stuff right out of their ass.
>>83922371
>Anja and Donny's computer
Prime example right there. The Court refused to use the computer because Anja and Donny couldn't explain how it worked.
>>83922511
>REEEEEEEE
You can tell yourself you care about the story, but you come off as caring only that the story world works they way the real world does. It's becoming apparent that you have that certain affliction that has become a ubiquitous insult on the internet these days.
I will therefor reiterate my previous suggestions that you look for a diagnosis and treatment.
>>83922592
>the creators of the magic computer cannot explain how it works
Either Anja and Donny are idiots, or Tom is a shit writer.
>>83922511
Nigga you are arguing about the feasibility of a woman eating the weight of a horse on 4chan ant god knows what hour where ever you are posting. get a grip.
>>83922511
Dude, she's just eating a lot.
Have you ever seen an anime?
Is it possible for jones to eat so much that she has a huge swollen and distended stomach, and get so full that the only thing keeping her from exploding is her magic tattoos and bodily control she learned through her body channels?
>>83922703
>jones
she can just compress anything she wants until fusion sets in
>>83922607
I care about stories making sense within the context of their established setting. If you're gonna be a tasteless retard who only cares about what you can jerk off to, that's your problem. The rest of meanwhile are going to go ahead and call bullshit when we see it. Or at least I am, since I seem to be the only person on this god forsaken website who isn't obsessed with their own genitals.
>>83922668
Yes. Quite a bit, actually. And it's fucking stupid there too.
>hurp da de durp big bellies are funny LOL
Fuck Japan and their boring ass jokes.
>>83922703
You meant Parley, but this is actually way more interesting.
I'm pretty sure we've seen Jones drink tea, haven't we?
Wouldn't that imply she has a human digestive system?
Can someone confirm this?
>>83922731
It amazes me how fluidly you switch from the honorific "we" to try giving weight to your very poor argument, to naming yourself as better than everyone else. You are not "we", nor are you any more intelligent than anyone else here.
>>83922149
>So unless she has a ward tattoo that lets her eat an absurd amount of food with no drawbacks, that ain't happening.
That seems pretty logical to have. Just a stockpiling of energy.
>>83922742
Well she doesn't need nutrients or anything, given her past.
I am not sure if she'd have a sense of taste (does she have sense of touch? don't remember)
She may be just passing mulched matter through her body without altering any of it.
Like how she breathes and pumps air through her throat to make human sounds, while having no need for oxygen from it.
>>83923136
>That seems pretty logical to have. Just a stockpiling of energy.
What if shes a saiyan now, and east anything and everything she can, because shes now got a magical capacitor battery inside her that stores excess energy and releases it in times of need to go super?
Parley is hungry! Hungry!
>>83922616
>magic computer
>It just works!
Don't get your knickers in a twist.
>>83922616
There were plenty of phenomena and advancements that were chanced on. Actually knowing how things work past basic IF THEN is an arduous process.
Don and Anj basically rubbed sticks together and made fire. The court goes 'so wait a second how the fuck does rubbing sticks make fire?'. When Don and Anj can't respond the court refuses to play with that damn witchcraft.
>>83923519
Magic is not an excuse for lazy writing. Go fuck yourself.
>>83923606
So Anja and Donny are just idiots. Got it.
>>83923641
Many concepts are unproven. Gravity is still being explored despite the basic phenomena being well documented.
You're the idiot.
>>83921743
Dattebayo!
>>83923185
Yeah, why not.
>>83923166
So. Tea comes in, tea comes out?
>>83923657
>Gravity is still being explored despite the basic phenomena being well documented.
And? Real life is complicated. This is fiction, where the creator has absolute control over the setting, so there's no excuse.
>>83923771
The excuse is that suspension of disbelief exists.
Of course she's not eating a whole cow. The comic is just using hyperbole to illustrate a point.
Stop being autistic, shitlord.
>>83923807
>suspension of disbelief
Eat a dick. Suspension of disbelief means that one can accept the idea of a ubiquitous magic field powered by the souls of the dead. It does not suddenly change the well known limits of the human stomach.
>The comic is just using hyperbole to illustrate a point.
A point that was already made when Parley fucking said she was hungry not three pages ago. And if it's supposed to be funny, it's not.
That rabbit is enjoying that role reversal.
>>83923857
I was gonna say, Rabbit gets to eat whatever they want now.
>>83923994
did fairy leave her wings in the forest?
>>83923851
> He's never seen someone eat 30 pounds of meat in a sitting
That's your own limitation anon. Not ours.
>>83924022
Yes. They're just decorative.
>>83924022
Confiscated by gunnerkriggport security.
>>83924055
>>83921743
>Opening up highways in your own body
When will the cager menace end? Lock up your physical potential and make way for red and white blood cells that feel like riding a bike, why dontcha?
>>83921971
That fucking worm couldn't pleasure a dog in heat. Not with his crushed athropied dick.
>>83924516
He had hands, no?
>>83922204
Eating a horse is bugs bunny level of cartoon physics.
>>83921743
>we naruto now, sempai
>>83921743
Going full Nasu, I see.
She even has a magus crest now.
>>83922481
What is this?
Was wondering how Eglamore could do that stuff. But I don't remember Parley going off to train with him. I don't remember most things in this comic.
>>83926562
A lot happens offscreen.
>>83922371
The term etheric in this comic means "it just works".
>>83923851
You clearly didn't read the comic or don't remember enough to not be talking out of your ass so shut up.
>>83924511
wha?
>Parley unlocking the Chakra Gates
I want to see her Hidden Lotus Jeanne right in the ghost vag.
While watching this episode of Tom's look back I wondered if anyone's ever made a necklace out of the eye symbol? Would love one of those.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ru5BEUlslMQ
>>83926546
have you tried googling it?
It does not appear to be translated anyway
>>83927087
It appears to be from Neo-Queendom which is a series of hardcore muscle girl doujin magazines.
>>83927157
indeed, it is. well done, little one.
Looking at Tom's retrospective series it's interesting how Martia the dryad acted so differently from all the other forest creatures we've seen.
>>83921743
>the strange talent of george parley
shes following the hercules method
>>83926972
>necklace
As far as I can tell noone's made the eye symbol into a necklace or amulet. There's jewellery for the forest and court symbols and metal coins that were sold with a card game a year or two ago. I'd suggest going to a local jeweler and getting one made.
I want to a muscle Parley...
>>83921776
Reynardine killed them
>>83924602
Or it's just another day in australia.
>>83924602
Or you're on an expedition that's run out of food.
>>83922703
Please put a trigger warning before appealing to my fetish so hard
>>83934957
Parley or Jones?
>>83935348
Yes
>>83935846
Only one.
Which?
>>83935914
Oh fug
Gonna have to go with Parely
>>83936414
Alright, I'll draw some Parley belly stuffing.
>>83936877
Any specific wishes, like getting fed/eating on her own, specific food?
>>83937321
>>83937321
Eating on her own.
I imagine it'd be BIG food considering recent in comic events
>>83937603
Like anime sized meat slabs?
>>83923851
>he doesn't think people can eat this much
Let me tell you a tale of a faraway land known as America.
>>83937959
Whatever works mate
>>83931271
What card game?
And that's a thing you can do?
>>83922115
George is really going more Goku here with the food
>>83921869
Not quite, it's mentioned that the Matres have better practical application but the BGs have more technical ability.
>>83922115
>Annie wears a naruto shirt
Fuk
>>83939261
sketch
>>83943653
Amazing
>>83944814
>Amazingly awful
ftfy
>>83945677
>>83945677
Fuck you anon.
I love sketchy drawings.
The roughness adds to them
>>83946103
Okay... but justify how overeating has given Parley man-hands, among other stylistic terribleness lmaa never grows out of?
>>83946155
Shit anon you're right about about the man hands at least, but I dont keep up with drawfags so nothin else stands out to me.
But "muh fetish" so it doesnt bother me much.
>>83946155
She has man hands in the comic now.
>>83946500
Nig--She explicitly is shown to still have dainty little girly hands. She has a man-build, she has a man-chest, and she may even have man-genitals, but she doesn't have man-hands.
>Parley left for training
>Can now punch walls
>Annie left for training
>All she got is that elf stank
STEP IT UP FIRE GIRL
>>83946567
She also learned the joys of watching elves frolic in the water, clothing optional.
>>83921776
Dying off without new students to pass on the teachings. Court monopolizes them so they can keep the teachings while promising to find pupils for them.
maybe
>>83940143
The card game, coins and magnets were a kickstarter from the Killer Robot Games team:
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/killer-robot-games/legendary-showdown-machines-and-magic/posts/1493807
From their website it appears they can still be purchased separately.
Gameplay using Dr. McNinja characters: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lq4gqB8fSFY
>>83943653
You should draw some non fetish stuff or at least s fetish less awful than this.
>>83948110
The fuck. Tom signed off on this?
>>83946567
She also learned the joys of setting living things on fire.
>>83933851
>horse
wouldn't the emu be the australian horse?
>>83944814
Thanks.
>>83946551
No, she has man hands now.
And even if she didn't, manhands, as you said, are part of my style, albeit terrible.
>>83949073
I don't think I'm very interested in non fetish stuff, but I could draw something for your fetish if you want.
>>83923807
>Stop being autistic, shitlord.
Thanks for trying to argue my point but please, tumblr, I don't want the assist.
>>83921743
>opening her channels
Oh fuck yes, we Rock Lee now.
>>83951308
Okay, draw up some /ss/ with Mad Men Jones and young James.
>>83921743
Crushing melons between her thighs must be easy, give her a cannon ball.
>>83951469
>>83926546
It's a version of the Infinite blade works chant.
>>83951469
Aight.
>>83921917
Very 40k.
So, with Parley now stronk, who is best Gunnerkrigg?
>>83953770
Still Boxbot.
>>83953900
who?
>>83954219
Jeanne's true love.
>>83953770
tan Kat
>>83953770
Bullied Annie.
>>83953770
Still George
>>83953770
Mecha goddess Kat.
>>83953770
Coyote
>>83957178
But he's not pure any more.
>>83948110
holy shit i completely forgot about that
>>83953770
zim zam
>>83951469
Yes
>>83951904
Yessss
>>83953770
I like Jack
>>83959515
Who's Jenny?
That's Beth.
>>83959515
>>83951469
So Ive started to read GC. Is Jones basically Eggs mom/waifu?
>>83959856
She's his milfu.
>>83959856
>>83959856
Yup. Mom with benefits.
>>83959856
Exactly
>>83960061
>ywn have a mom like that
Kill me
>>83960061
>that face in the last panel
Eglamore knows this is wrong.
>>83962745
Toy can know it is wrong all Toy wants. Toy must still be played with.
>>83962848
L-lewd!
>>83959597
I thought it was Zimmy.
>>83963674
Zimmy is the one with the sharp teeth.
That's how you tell them apart.
>>83951469
>>83951904
>>83965714
Save that popcorn.
I'm only now gonna start a sketch, so it might take till tomorrow.
>>83965714
Should eggers be into it or should jones be predatorial?
