>"That's why I'm going to kill everyone in this room"
What would you do /co/?
Die?
>>83909160
Tell him that joke sucks. What a shitty clown.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cHnHCMJvzVo
>>83909160
Kill everyone in this room before the Joker can do it! That'll show him.
I'd tell everyone that they shouldn't worrry, this is a gun free zone.
>>83909160
Go out with a meme.
>>83909202
What trash. What the fuck happened to the DCAU animation style?
>>83909230
>>83909160
Pull out the gun I have stashed in the desk
Laugh from the comfortabity of my house at the restates in the audience
someone kills you then you gotta kill em right back
>>83909160
Why rape the joker of course!
>>83909160
Immediately head for the door. It would work too because the doors didn't lock til clearly after those doll things flew in.
>>83909160
Teleport out of course
>>83909292
>"retards"
Smugly say to the person sitting next to me that it's unfortunate that we didn't have to die if the liberal fat cats in the Gotham political offices didn't ban concealed carry firearms
Then inhale a lungfull of joker gas
>>83909292
>>83909300
>take your pills Gordon
Thank god that it's finally over.
Freak everyone out by yelling the most fucked up final confessions o can think of
Maybe take your name off if your gonna samefag "Red"
>>83909247
They tried going for something closer to the comic
>>83909523
I'm an idiot and this is 4chan who gives a fuck
>>83909523
What a retard.
>>83909160
>>83909292
>>83909396
>>83909481
Fucking beautiful.
>literally an unstoppable mass murdering machine capable of slaughtering a precint full of cops
>literally a skinny man without superpowers
how does he do it?
>>83909665
He's cunning and tricks them.
>>83909202
>>83909292
>>83909326
>>83909362
>>83909396
>>83909481
>>83909563
Thats a whole lotta samefag
>>83909202
Wow, that is some horrible voice acting.
Is anybody here not a samefag?
What if the everyone in the room had gotten up from their chairs and attacked the Joker at once?
Would that kill him in time?
>>83909665
Miller's Joker is distractingly sexy.
>>83909753
Nope
Everyone stop using my name!
>>83909753
Just you. Also, here's some advice. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgHNtzxO0y8
>>83909788
Are people seriously pretending to be me? This is just pathetic...
>>83909788
Are you really gonna try that shit now?
>>83909788
>>83909826
I agree, why would anyone use my name? It's not even that great.
>Henching for the Joker
>Twenty of us big guys in an abandoned warehouse with the boss
>Tiny makes a joke
>Joker zeroes in on him
>"So, you think you should be the one making jokes, hmmmm?"
>We're all 6'4'' muscle-bound combat veterans with assult rifles
>We all piss out pants
>Joker murders Tiny
>None of us do anything
>Go back to being scared shitless we're next
>Because he's the Joker
>>83909788
What did he mean by this?
Guys stop getting mad at him, it's not his fault that people are using his identity
>>83909788
>I-It's not me.
>I-It was someone else.
>I was pretending to be retarded.
Me not true Red!
>removes human mask
>reveal
> is exactly the same underneath
Ya played yourself homeboy, I injected 12 pounds of the marywanna. My ascension is near.
Why hello there, Red. You might be confused. I'm Earth-3 Red, and unlike you I'm not a faggot. Now I'm gonna go ahead and destroy your life by convincing everyone you're straight.
The truth is that there's been the OP's all along
>>83909230
>>83909996
Three
>>83909160
Wouldn't have ever been in that room to begin with.
Seriously, just how stupid was that audience? It's not like they didn't know he was going to be there.
>>83909160
Leave the room
I'm disappointed in you, Red.
I learned how to handle these kind of situations on wikihow, I have nothing to fear.
>>83909876
Underrated Post.
>>83910288
But fear itself.
As the original OP poster, I'm disappointed with how this discourse is threading.
>>83909160
Change the channel. These talk shows get shittier every time I see them.
>>83910504
Who gives a fuck it's 4chan you aren't exactly in a position to judge other just by the fact your in this fucking site
>>83909160
get out of the room duh
>>83910642
Didn't he lock the doors or some shit
>>83910666
nah
>>83909769
batman pls get off 4chan
>>83910588
Ah yes, I have now doubled my checking thanks to your post.
>>83910088
You know how people obsess and "love" the people who shot up Columbine High School. Well I imagine there is people who do the same with Joker.
>>83909160
The Simpsons did it already. This show is boring.
>>83910704
But I'm finally here to rape the Joker.
>>83909160
Start laughing as maniacally and as loud as I can.>>83909182
I'd either get out or stab him.
>>83909160
Is he going to kill himself too? I mean, he's part of "everyone in this room".
Pull out my gun and kill joker.Then be murdered by batman as he takes joker to a lazarus pit to save him
>>83909160
Play Dead.
>>83910816
don't be silly, miller's joker wants nothing more than the batdick.
>>83910970
Fuck you, you aren't me!
I'm you!
>>83909202
>David Endochrine
>That Joker voice
>No reaction to a serial killer saying he's going to kill everyone
What the fuck is this
>>83909788
you/re a fag
and i should know, i like men
>>83911002
It's the Reagan era 80s don't expect too much commons sense to
>>83911103
>"You're"
>>83909160
>"What about those who want to join your gang?"
>"No one likes a kiss ass"
Well, I tried.
>>83909160
If I had to guess, die.
>>83909733
No u
>>83910322
Time stop or body swap?
>>83909788
Ok you fags, my name is fucking copyrighted. One more duplicate or variation of my name and I'll sue you to oblivion!
>>83909160
>What would you do /co/?
I wouldn't have even gone to see this
I'd be watching from the comfort of my computer, ready to switch it off just in case there was mind control videos involved
>>83909160
I'd teleport behind him
>>83912105
And rape him?
>>83912189
I'd unsheath my katana, if you catch my drift
>>83912239
So you rape him
>>83912302
fucking newfags
>HAHA RAEP DA JOKER DO I FIT IN?
>>83909362
>Ohh, I've taken my pills, Batman
>VIAGRA
>>83909876
Kek
>>83909858
>>83909842
>>83909563
Identity crisis
>>83912319
The lone /anon/ defends his territory from newcomers with his signature defense of autism
>>83909160
I think I'd leave the room.
>>83912485
But you were in the room when he said it. Leaving the room doesn't change that you were marked to be killed.
>>83912514
He never said "currently in this room," he just said "in this room." Theoretically, that's an out if I can manage to leave before he actually starts the slaughter. If, by the time he's done, everyone -in the room- aside from himself is dead, he'd still be correct and I'd be alive.
>>83912319
Rape the anon.
>>83909160
Press the record button. Because I would never watch this in person!
>>83912514
He kills them by having two weird balloon things fly through the doors and spray laugh gas everywhere. So the doors must have been unlocked before they came in.
>>83909160
>"That's why I'm going to kill everyone in this room"
If this is the punchline, then what was the joke?
>>83912684
Nah, that was the set up. The punchline is the actual mass murder. It's one of those anti-jokes.
>>83912709
like the driver was an alcohol?
>>83910816
Well, go on, Batman. He's asking for it.
>get on the ground out of sight
>cover head and face with coat to avoid breathing gas
>cause you know it's probably gonna be fucking gas
Are there any other Reds I should know about?!
>>83909202
wow that is a bad design. i like the idea of a clean non-nolan joker, but why the heavy body type, huge zoot-suit shoulders, and >dem cheeks
Then again, I don't even know what I want out of the joker anymore. The character's been beaten into horse tartare at this point anyway
>>83913897
Oh you know those commies, a red under every rock they say.
>>83910848
Doors are locked, faggot. Security stripped you of your weapons before letting you go in.
>>83912035
>Implying "don't turn of your t.v." wouldn't be the first mind control message
>>83914282
*off
>>83913431
>my regular ass coat will magically filter the gas
>>83913431
>a coat will magically protect you from lethal nerve gas
I want the Joker to rape me
>>83914775
>>83915175
Nah man, he's got it all figured out. Of course he knows it's going to be nerve gas, and nerve gas HATES coats. He saw it on Mythbusters.
Say that Cut Off Their Thumbs #1 sucks and the second worst MG song after You Were Cool.
>>83912009
>>83915292
batman get off 4chan
Watch from the safety of a prerecorded video from the safety of my home no wayam I watching that shit live and In Person
>>83912105
>>83912239
>>83909202
80s Conan was nowhere near that buff.And beard Conan is still best Conan.
>>83909160
he was hot
>>83914019
It was the 80s. Those suits were actually popular and the angular cheeks are a result of Nagel's influence on art throughout that time period.
>>83909160
Calmly get up and leave the room.
>>83909247
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8Pa-Ff-NXA
watch the movie, its actually probably my favorite DC animated movie
>>83909160
For starters I wouldn't be in the same fucking room as the Joker.
Joker in a room? I'll be as far away from that room as possible knowing how he enjoys killing sprees.
>>83909160
Wonder how the fuck I ended up in Gotham on a second-rate late-nite television show.They should've gotten Letterman, I don't care how much he costs
>>83923023
they sure put a lot of money into this really porny fight sequence. i love it.
>>83923023
This is a really poor film, much less animated film, much less adaptation of The Dark Knight Returns.
It deserves so much better, and I don't even care of TDKR.
>>83923023
>the timing on the CLICK HERE TO WATCH GOKU'S FAMILY TREE annotation.
Might as well name the video top 10 saddest anime deaths.
>>83914019
Because he's based on David Byrne who was wearing giant suits as part of Talking Heads' Stop Making Sense tour.
I used to think of DKR Joker as Tim Curry but only now has it dawned on me that he's David Byrne.
>>83909665
He's literally the anti-Batman.
He's not trained, he just does whatever the fuck he wants and wins because unpredictable opponents are harder to fight, he can be harmless one second and fucking brutally vicious the next, and he's got a fuckton of luck on his side.
>>83909160
Point out he's in the room too.
>>83923023
>have the JOKER HIMSELF at gunpoint
>instead of shooting I'll walk toward him
>slowly
With how many LITERAL GRAVEYARDS the Joker has filled, you'd think the police would just shoot him on sight. Or kill him in prison.
You'd NEVER be convicted for killing the Joker. And even if you somehow were the public backlash would basically force a pardon.
>>83909160
Sit back and relax.
Gasp as I watch from my tv because no way in hell would I ever pay to be that close to a psychotic serial killer who has a murder count in the thousands.
>>83909665
I've theorized that it's possible Joker STILL had a small percentage of Mr.Mxy's power left in him. JUST enough to perform feats that could be considered remarkable for a human.
>>83909202
>>83909160
okay, so there's about a ten to fifteen second gap between joker saying that and killing everyone? I'd try to quietly and discreetly sneak out of the room.
>>83909160
>What would you do /co/?
Why should I be here ??
>>83923289
nope. his henchman abner gave him some sort of filter that stops the gas from affecting him.
or if we're going by the comic, it doesn't affect him for whatever reason.
I'd like to see him pull that shit while sitting next to Andy Richter.
>>83909160
Pop him with my trust handgun.
Conceal carry ftw.
Why doesn't Batman justparalyzethe Joker?
>>83909160
Take a huge ass dump on the floor.
And the next day when he'll notice that 50% of the audience/Internet are losing their mind over that crazy bitch who decided to shit on the floor instead of his crime he'll get super angry because I stole his fucking show, yet there's nothing he could ever do because I'd already be dead.
Fuck you, Joker, Imma ruin my own murder!
>>83924148
I know right.
Batman's probably secretly super gay for Joker. Why else would you let this man free and capable of doing wrong over and over again?
>>83925027
kek
In my fantasy world
I'd have the foresight of Batman
So I'd run up to him and bite his nose off
>>83909202
>>83909741
>>83911002
in case it was bothering anyone else, the voice is based off Paul Lynde, AKA Uncle Arthur from Bewitched. that's why he sounds like Roger from American Dad. took me forever figure out what he was going for
>>83909160
Attempt to kill him first. Honestle other than being crazy he's pretty much a normal human being. Only reason he hasn't been shot by a cop or a citizen with a concieled carry license is plot armor. Now if it was a superpowered villian, I'd run and hide.
>>83925045
The same reason we let him win the republican primary to become president.
yell "Superman" then die while superman never came
>>83909160
Suck his dick
No homo ofc
>>83925027
>Joker pulls off his master plan and kills the whole audience on live TV
>He heads back to his lair and turns on the news
>Breaking News! Moms all over the country FREAKING OUT!
>Some nigga just took a huge shit on the floor
>hfw
>>83909876
fucking ME AM NO KEK
>>83910028
>>83909996
im avin a laff
>>83925699
Exactly.
Who's the clown now?!
>>83923023
>batman KILLS joker
its as if i watched a different clip than the guy who made this video
>>83925699
jesus christ this is too real
>>83909160
So we're gonna get an ASBAR animated movie right
>>83909160
Laugh
>>83925045
> probably
The reason he won't rape the Joker is because he wants to earn is clownpucci.
>>83909160
>"Sounds fair"
>Excuse myself out of the room
>>83909160
What the hell would I be doing in the same place a loose serial killer is being interviewed?
>>83925045
>probably
>secretly
>>83925699
>Joker has to figure out how to take a even bigger shit to compensate
>>83909238
That's not even a meme, you're just fucking retarded.
>>83925699
>>83929551
>"I need to take a shit on Batman!"
Step into another room and accuse the Joker of not being a man of his word if he tries to kill me.
>>83930029
>implying he already doesn't
>>83927242
>he wants to earn is clownpucci.
he clearly already has, so why haven't they fucked?
>>83911002
They thought the Joker wasjoking
Be a little scared at first then relax after the doc said he didn't really mean it.
>>83912376
Don't get this Gordon raping Batman meme, lads
>>83920079
Say what you want, that's pretty awesome
Also who's Mr. Mrzxplk or some shit like that? Whenever I hear that name, the entry just has a picture of Bat-Mite and I don't think that's right.
>>83920079
>character selection
>>83925210
id bite his butt
>>83909160
Kill the Joker because I hate clowns.
>>83909202
Why didn't Conan turn into the Flaming C! and take down the Joker?
>>83909160
Hey Joker, wouldn't it be funnier it we all pretend to be dead and when Bats enters the room we all moon him while singing a tune of your choosing?
>>83910014
Ok, I need to ask, who is this guy, seen the meme's need to know source.
I'd probably just leave the room.
I'm Texan, so I'd shoot the Joker.
>>83909160
My instinctual reaction is to reach at my belt and toss 2 'rangs into his face.
My actual reaction would probably be to reach at my belt and toss 2 'rangs into his face. We're talking about a convicted serial killer on a late-night talk show. He'd be dead before he finished that sentence.
>>83931561
I think his meme name is Carl the Cuck or something. But he was some faggot protester, and one someone came up with an opposing viewpoint alls he could seem to screech out was "Are you kidding meeeee"
>>83910900
Toxins would affect you anyway
>>83932941
wait it's an actual person? it just looks like a standard mii
I would probably shoot the Joker, the instant I saw him in person.
I would stand in court and tell the people of Gotham that I did it. I don't think there is a jury in Gotham that would convict.
>>83909160
I wouldn't be dumb enough to be at a show where the Joker is known to going to be in the first place
alternatively I would be in the back room / near an exit and try to book it out the second he said it (shit before then if allowed like fuck I am going to stay in the same room as that guy without some weapons}
>>83909160
Turn 360 degrees and walk away.
>>83909160
Never ever be in the same room as the Joker.
>>83931615
nice try, the doors are locked
there's no way out, so you'd make the most of your last few minutes alive, anon
>>83910892
Bats broke the Joker's neck immediately after this, you dumbass.
>>83912378
Crisis of Infinite Reds?
>>83932932
>"Violent vigilante murders mental patient and endorses Trump. Trump decries act of brutality, calling is a senseless murder."
Trump would hate you for killing someone that white.
>>83935118
not him but that was a joke, you fucking dingaling.
batman didn't actually kill joker by breaking his neck, and batman has saved him using the lazarus pit before.
>>83932971
Just look up carl the cuck
>>83920496
>spoiler
This is the most objective truth
>>83909339
I can see someone from 4chan just standing up and shouting
"Shut up and kill yourself, you beta faggot"
>>83935537
>Batman actively rezzed The Joker
There better have been a good reason beyond wanting to wear his greasepaint.
>>83938790
>wanting to wear his greasepaint
kek
but really, it happened in batman: legends of the dark knight.
iirc joker had been working with ra's al ghul and helped him his plan to kill most of the world's population.
he tried to betray ra's and got killed so batman resurrected him to find out what he knew.
HOHO BIG BENIS IN BAGINA :DDDDDDDDD
>>83909160
>being in the same room as the joker in the first place
That was their first mistake.
Take of my pants and jerk it, while running around screaming extremely anti-Semitic slurs as I pledging allegiance to satan
>>83941084
He'd let you specifically live because your life would become a lot harder from then on.
>>83942948
the manman
>>83932903
i can only assume you mean batarangs an are some sort of batman inspired autist
>>83909160
I'd whip out my dick and start jerking off.
Then I'd scream, "Woo! If we're all going to die, let's fuck without consequence!"
Then I'd stick my tongue down the throat of the person next to me while reaching my hands down the person's pants.
Maybe that would start a mass fuck-a-thon and maybe it wouldn't, but the sheer embarrassment factor would make it too funny to kill us after that.If he proceeded to kill us, I'd shout, "I give you the golden setup and you fuck it up! I would have killed the crowd if someone gave me that material. Goddamn, why do I have to carry such talentless hacks?"
Then I would have died before he could make his weak retort.
>>83943464
I think that he keeps copies of a Hindi movie in his belt and throws them when he feels that he's in danger.
>>83909160
what a silly question, shit my pants of course
>>83943688
I want to put my poo in her loo
>>83909160
switch it to leno
>>83909160
Not be at a fucking talk show where the Joker is a guest?!
>>83911002
His therapist steps in immediately
>>83923424
toy man had robots bar the doors, i imagine thay would kill anyonw who tryed to flee to.
>>83909160
Is this set in the 80s? Why does he look like a nagel illustration?
>>83914019
because that's exactly how he looks in the comic
its not like its new
>>83912376
lol
>>83909160
"Well you can't kill everyone now, you just gave the punchline away"
>>83948590
Somewhat clever, 8/10 response
>>83948400
the movie is anachronistic so it's hard to tell when it takes place.
the comic takes place in '86. see >>83948457
>>83948590
>he goes indepth to explain why the joke would still be funny
>"if you have to explain the joke, then there is no joke"
>he kills himself
now that's comedy!
>>83948590
>>83949117
i doubt this joker cares about conventional comedy structure
>>83909741
It's not the voice so much as the sound design. The voicework is fine, but the lack of ambience makes it feel stilted. Why is the audience so fucking muted?
>>83944243
>Pooing in loo
>>83923023
So was the fact that their final battle took place in a love tunnel symbolic or sonething?
>>83909160
wat
>>83909160
>>83909202
Isn't Joker supposed to be skinny? Why is he so huge here?
>>83909202
Im suprised how many people here are shocked by the Jokers appearance, have you never read Dark Knight?
As for the voice i think it suits him in this universe
>>83951983
obviously
>>83909230
kek
>>83929996
Fucking golden.
>>83929996
It was I!
Thanks anon.
>>83923315
Batman would beat the shit out of you for making the law JUST LIKE HIM and letting Joker win. Then, Bruce would hire the best lawyers in the world to make sure you were sentenced to life in prison.
>>83957164
Why is Batman so gay
>>83909160
I rape the Joker.
>>83909665
the same chemicals that made the joker made the creeper. i still say while he's not throwing cars superhuman he's more powerful than humans.
>>83909843
Why do you hench for him? You can't love carnival rides THAT MUCH. But for real though, I saw Congressman Hyram saying he was going to break up Gotham gangs, right before he doubled over and laughed himself to death. That shit screams lunatic. I dunno, maybe you all think it's some sort of fight club thing and he's got everyone who tries to quit the gang convinced that he's their personal Tyler Durden.
>>83934961
Then tackle him out the window.
>>83930697
>implying they haven't
>>83931417
>willingly going within 4 miles of the Joker
I don't care if the guy has no arms or legs. Every liberal in that room had it coming
>>83925348
Frank Miller wrote the Joker as effeminate in TDKR, right?
>>83909202
I was almost hoping for something more like this:
https://youtu.be/dE-mxVxFXLg
>>83959522
dubs confirm miller's batman and joker have fucked
>>83961497
>arrow pointed right
>not left
ONE JOB
>>83961650
yes, very
>>83962009
So is Miller actually a misogynist homophobe shitlord? Does he have [UNSOLICITED OPINIONS ABOUT ISRAEL?!]
>>83961858
Got you covered senpai.
>>83912009
My lawyers are going to a fucking field day with your asshole
why are miller's batman and joker socutetogether?
Am I the only one who thinks this Joker looks familiar
>>83909160
walk out of the room. that will show him
>>83962762
Good, now I can hear the music.
>>83909202
Pretty sure I would never be in the room with him in the first place, this nigga is forever wanted from mass shootings and death, and you want me to sit in the audience to listen to this nigga speak when his shenanigans levels on a dangerous high?
Aint nobody go time for that,
>>83909160
Run.
>>83909160
Iam sure I won't still be sitting there like a retard gasping
