So why did the Witch put a curse on her?
>>83884859
magic, aint gotta splain shit.
>>83884859
Because that's how princesses catch a man. It was explained in the sequel.
>>83884859
The fairy godmother cursed her, and because the king owed her for making him human she could make them put Fiona in a tower for Charming to find, rescue and marry, making her the ruler of the kingdom in all but name. And because it was the social convention to lock cursed princesses in towers, no one would question it.
>>83885601
Man, why was that sequel so fucking good?
>>83888027
Storming the castle?
>>83888045
probably this
they were all good movies but the climax on 2 still hasent been beaten for epicness in a childrens movie
that they were able to make such an absurd premise so fucking epic is really impressive
>>83888045
>>83890148
>dat music
>dat fairy god mother
>dat ticking clock
>dat giant ginger bread man
>dat Shrek climbing and swinging on shit
Dinner scene in the beginning is pretty great too.
So, human!Fiona or ogre!Fiona?
>>83890984
future ogre!fiona
>>83891293
Patrician taste.
>>83890984
human
>>83890984
Why not both?
The fact that you guys love the sequel so much makes me genuinely happy.
I'd say it's one of the best sequels ever made in terms of improving on the original.
>>83890984
Princess on the streets!
Ogre in the sheets!
Damn, I can't believe that was 12 years ago. I remember the trio of movies I would wait for would be PoTC, Spider-Man, and Shrek. Shrek 2 really was great. Depending on how young you were when you originally watched Shrek, you can rewatch it again and catch a lot more jokes that went over your heard. I still have the Shrek 2 version of I Need A Hero.
>>83888045
That scene alone probably could have carried the entire movie if the rest was terrible. It was masterfully hype as fuck. It makes you forget that the actual confrontation with Fairy Godmother wasn't all that great.
>>83884859
so her son could get laid and marry into money
>>83895296
There were more than two Shrek movies?
>>83895678
there's 6 if you count the holiday special and puss in boots.
>>83888045
>>83890148
>>83890802
https://youtu.be/puTtnqoqHLQRIP Mongo
>>83890984
Her ogre design is pretty ugly and I'm not kidding when I say Shrek is more fuckable than her.
Her human form isn't anything other than generic princess but I'd much rather have that than the ogre for four movies.
