Why did Doug have a set of Patti's clothes that fit his dog?
>>83848162
Ooookey...... now that was awkward .
>>83848162
Thre was something wrong with that dog.
>>83848162
>yfw you know this thread is gonna have over 100 replies by the end of the day
>>83848162
Doug wasporking[\spoiler] Porkchop.
pls dont post that
>>83848162
Spoiler he fucked the dog
>>83848162
I've been looking for an animated episode of Nick Arcade with the original Nicktoons cast from the Nickelodeon cable launch. it was 1979, or close to it. Doug hadn't given birth to his younger sister Judy yet, but as we all know, he would within days of the episode. the games were green screen as was the style at the time. one was Sonic, that much I remember. there might have been a Resident Evil too, and of course Call of Duty.
Doug, as most celebrity guests were, was awful at the games. he constantly died and then would look at the camera and give a "Dear Journal" speech. somehow. he came in second to Ginger Foutley, which I was surprised to see considering she had killed herself a few years ago. beating a pregnant Doug was still an accomplishment, as Judy was also given a controller and their scores counted together.
since he lost, he was deleted from the show. as in, completely deleted. it was like when a film strip catches on fire. I was scared that he would be deleted from his own show as well, but luckily there were different animators and he did not disappear from Doug like he did Nick Arcade. it was quite haunting though, and I can still hear his screams when I close my eyes.
the animated Nick Arcades were hard to come by especially since most betamax players from that time were damaged in the nuclear war with the Soviet Union. still, I distinctly remember this episode and hope to see it again. I think Doug could have gotten more points in Sonic if he had used the spin dash.
>>83848162
For practice.
>>83848162
You know exactly why.
Please post that.
>>83848162
Is Doug Canadian by any chance?
>>83848162
It was a gift from Mr Dink since he doesn't use it anymore
It was very expensive
>>83848162
Skeeter is right there. Watching. Waiting. He knows what's about to happen.
>>83848162
What in God's name is this?
>>83848316
This post made me feel like I had a stroke. Goddamn. Bravo.
The same reason the Easter Bunny hides eggs, he's a fucking retard!
>>83848162
WHERE'S THE PORN BUCKLEY
>>83848316
I lol'd.
>>83848162
Doug is a profound meditation on a child's reaction to sexual abuse.
We clearly see Mr. Dink groom Doug multiple times. He shows Doug his home, his appliances, and his neat items. "Very expensive", he says over and over. This is a classic way for an aging pedophile to appeal to a young boy. He grooms the boy for sex by winning his trust and luring him with fancy gifts. Dink's deflowering of Doug takes place, quite naturally, offscreen. The brutal molestation/rape would not fly in a cartoon.
Doug's fantasies are his escape mechanism. To forget the sight of that veiny purple cock penetrating his tiny butthole, Doug invents personas for himself to overcome his shame. Quailman and Smash Adams are two of these personas. It's also strongly suggested that Porkchop, his confidante in the delusional fantasies, is the only other character he is willing to tell about Dink's abuse.
Your failure to understand Doug's psyche is not a reflection of the actual depth of his character, and it betrays the fact that you're a dyed-in-the-wool pleb.
Try watching something more your speed, you fucking troglodyte
>>83848162
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vqri4Lvf-4s
>>83848162
> Implying it wasn't the dog that stole Patti's clothes from her house.
There's no proof against this, the dog can fucking hold a spatula and flip burgers like a human, he can do anything.
>>83848162
I'm sorry but i have to post it
>>83848162
So he could make out with him.
I know one of you niggas has that pic.
>>83848162
Did he fucked his dog while he wore that dress....?
>>83848162
I hate this show. It gave me false hopes a nice sweet girl like me could get a nasty badboy like Roger :(
>tfw it almost happened at the end of senior year
>>83854319
>>83854447
>>83848162
made it less awkward when he fucked the dog.
>>83855225
>tfw when the whole thing with Patty was just an excuse to fuck his dog
>>83848162
DELEET THIS
>>83854995
>>83854995
>>83848162
he didnt, porkchop did. same as he had all that crazy shit in his igloo. he's a snoopyesque hypercompetent dog with a bunch of posessions uncharacteristic of his species
>>83848162
Jesus...well, if the dog's cool with it, I am too. Damn dog is ridiculously attractive in drag, wtf...
>>83848316
I love when we get OC like this
>>83848247
wrong
>>83848162
a old FOTM
fucj "doug", a no talent whore with nothing to contribute. his show was bad and he was a pervert
Oh man. I remember this thread.
Patty Porkchop porn when?
I'M WAITING
>>83848162
He was fucking that poor dogand he went in dry!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vqri4Lvf-4s
>>83863476
I remember it too, considering I'm in it
>>83864638
There was another one I think a year or so ago. It was a long time. But Patty Porkchop porn was drawn then.
>>83865002
>this image is older than several boards on this site
>>83857336
It's pasta.
>>83865002
>thread died before anyone saw your image
har har har
>>83865002
>>83854319
Why the fuck do I still come to this godforsaken board?
>>83865002
THE MADMAN ACTUALLY POSTED IT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63jfzOZg-yI
Could someone remake Brazil with the Doug cast, cause that would be funny as shit
>>83848162
My god, hes more like me than I thought. No wonder I love this character to the point that I won almost all his merch and dvd releases.
>>83848162
I dunno, but i expect r63 bitch art of it.
>>83865326
Because you are one of us!
>>83865002
You are brave anon.
>>83865326
Because this place is normie central now thanks to anons from other mainstream sites who have come here over the past few years and you feel right at home.
>>83865779
Whats the cropped?
>>83848162
Because he's in a coma and the entire show is his dream
>>83866210
How do you know you're not the one in a coma and real life doesn't have hypercompetent animals that wear dresses?
>>83854995
What's with all the blood?
Kinda surprised no one posted the all grown up tumblr pics
>>83866244
>blood
that right there is red gold
>>83854995
>honker nuggets
>>83865002
oh dear, i remember that thread and the very first time we were talking about doug playing dirty with porkchop
does no one have the screencap of that thread? the first one where someone post the pic?
>>83865839
>Doug recieving the monado
>>83865002
>no new Patty Porkchop porn has been made since then
>>83866591
>Dear Diary,
>I'm really feeling it.
>>83866631
If I were home, I'd draw something. But I'm not home, so I can't draw anything. But maybe I request something in the drawthread. Probably not the normal drawthread. Like, /trash/'s drawthread
>>83854995
>>83866733
Heh, beaten to the punch.
>>>/trash/3527175
>>83865779
someone put effort into that image
>>83865002
>>83866189
Nothing is, just some weird size edit.
>>83866591
> Monado
> Not a Keyblade
Anon.
Something irregular.
>>83868981
KH2 was like 10 years ago man.
>>83868999
So Patty is a dyke, right?
>>83848316
What is the fucking story behind this pasta, even?
>>83868959
Can you imagine fucking doug? those nasely, rasped moans, that skinny fat body rubbing against you, his elbows rubbing into your chest as you straddle him, he looks away because he's embarrassed and you see the bald spots around his head. His dick must look like a thin noodle with a sharp, imagine after 1 minute him ejaculating/crying, pulling up his little brown shorts as he tries to form a complete sentence through his heavy sobbing.
>>83869006
> Confirming yourself as newfag.
My God, KH is now a meme to mention.
>>83854447
>gimme that green nigger cock you fuckin.. blueberry ape
fucking murders me every time
>>83869068
But it was, though. December 2005.
I'd give Patty my mayonnaise, if you know what I mean.
>>83869195
I don't know what you mean
>>83855295
Considering that PORCKCHOP is the one dressing himself in that getup, and owns it...maybe it's just so he can entice Doug? You'll notice Doug seems to be wearing his "Not tonight, dammit!" face...
>>83854995
>>83848162
>>83854995
dooooooooooooood
>honk honk
Drew this the other night
>>83865839
Roger's rickets got worse over time.
>>83854995
Why? Why is there so much blood?
>>83865067
>>83865197
>>83865405
>>83865779
>>83866435
>>83866631
>>83868173
Did I miss the porn again?
>>83860744
still 2 more hours to go, and only 7 more replies.
>>83865779
>you'll never have a cutie who will play video games with you
>She'll never kiss when you lose
gay af senpai
>>83871007
Maybe it's the remainder of what was in the ketchup packet he stepped on that happened to land on patti's burger.
>>83869038
You've thought about this a lot.
>>83869008
>>83869035
visitor from an alternate universe
>>83860744
I'm only posting to make you look bad
>>83848162
Oh dear God.
>>83870855
>this got no replies
Don't worry, I found it funny.
>>83848162
> Porkchop was the original Roger Smith
>>83866313
quality thread
>>83848247
>over 100 replies by the end of the day
try by the end of the hour
