We all know this man gives the best sex in all of /co/. You can't prove me wrong.
> yet he wastes his potential
>it's all about the dick episode
it's not /co/ it's not. help yourself /co/. size helps but it's not everything.
>>83846217
But this man can fuck you in all sorts of ways
>>83846191
Matt Murdoch crushes a lot of puss.
>>83846324
Hear hear!
Superman however will give the best head. That heat vision and cold breath can do pretty fantastic stuff.
>>83846191
No.
There is another.
Yeah, sure, he's Mr. Perfect. Of course he does. Why not.
>>83846324
Clint Barton does more.
And Hank Pym does get in the actual pussy when it's not robopussy.
>>83846469
>>83846356
>>83846324
But can your husbandos appeal to all body fetishes???
>>83846514
It's all about backs, ams and sexy waists. So, yes.
What can I say? I'm easy to please.
>>83846297
But can he become a bicycle?
>>83846191
Plastic man can do whatever Reed can't.
Checkmate
>>83846402>has a fetish for elastic girl
>that feel when in the distant future if super powers do become a thing, elasticity is literally the most impossible one
>will never have a qt stretchy gf
>>83846191
>destroys his wife's pussy
>just another day for reed as he goes and gets some water
>pray for sue's swift recovery
I would think reed is the kind of guy who doesn't even acknowledge that women can orgasm and only cares about getting himself off during sex.
Also he is a massive fucking cuck, biggest cuck in comics.
Pic related though, just think of how #rekt he made kitty and Domino. I seriously doubt that either girl can even feel anything smaller than a fist at this point
>>83846191
>>83847658
> doesn't take the opportunity to go Tony stark and destroy women in bed
>>83847724
If he had the personality of Tony stark, Rees will have any woman he wants
>>83846663
I'd imagine with enough contorting and comic book logic, he can. In lego marvel he turned into a teacup of all things
>>83847724
>he is a massive fucking cuck
Dude literally has the greatest relationship in the comics. Fuck, even Supes and Lois and Peter and MJ broke up, yet Reed and Sue are still together.
Also, Reed is one of the legitimately most terrifying characters out there. Like, a morals-off Reed is nightmare fuel stuff.
>>83850668
Tea cup is easy. No moving parts
>>83847740
Why is Volstagg such a fucking pimp every single time he shows up?
Like, I guarantee he ain't the best fuck in Marvel, but he's certainly the biggest pimp.
>>83846191
Thats not Batman
>>83851443
Batman's a furry, though...
>>83851455
Na just the amount of people in the DC universe that want the Bat dick
>>83851486
Yeah, but then they'd be disappointed by the bat dick. Because they're not furries.
Plus Grayson catches more gaze anyway.
...Also, I can not fucking identity bread. Fuck you right back, captcha.
>>83850833
Zombie reed was just as creepy.
>>83846191
>>83846191
It's this reason why Helen is the bestwe need more rubber women, seriously
Reed loves science, his other mistress. But yeah he def is the greatest lay ever.
>>83852266
just imagine the peristalsis she can do
>>83852266
Thankfully we'll probably have a new elastic lady with that Stretch Armstrong cartoon, one of the main characters will probablu be a girl for diversity's sake.
>>83846469
Not surprised.
>>83848920
>Tony
>good at fucking
Lol.
>>83855194
I can recall at least one scene in which some lady is speechless about BartonEcho, shortly after he gets his Ronin persona. And after that, a few issues forward, they do the sexy time . Unfortunately, it wasn't drawn handsomely.
I don't know if we can say he's that good at his job, but he's clearly eyecandy-ish and marvel ladies like him.And gentlemen, too, I suspect,Bendis pls, don't get him out of scene again, pls.
>>83855427
He thinks he's being clever by not killing off Clint as fast as possible. Clint's going to do some horrific shit and or be killed off.
>>83847185
Who is this semen demon?
>>83846771
this. It's obscene that O'Brian doesn't get laid more often.
>>83846191
Plastic Man is better
>>83857392
Some OC from an elastic thread on /d/.
>>83857344
That's my fear, too.
>>83847185
Maybe we'll run into stretchy aliens.
>>83857501
Hopefully, haha. How would elasticity even be physically possible though?
>>83858180
>>83858199
>>83858211
Loved this guy's art, he even got his own elastic OC published. Shame he got harassed by creeps on DeviantArt.
>>83858444
Kinda debating storytiming his comic if people are interested...
>>83858628
Comic? Where?
>>83858725
This one, he published it a few years back. Never made a second issue though...
>>83858833
I'm interested.
>>83846191
not really, the brain is the part that needs to be the most stimulated
>>83858912
Alrighty! (2/39)
>>83859171
(3/39)
>>83859223
(4/39)
>>83859285
(5/39)
>>83846663
oh my god someone please post it
>>83859304
(6/39)
>>83859335
(7/39)
>>83859387
(8/39)
>>83859406
(9/39)
Plastic Man would be better tbqh
>>83859426
(10/39)
>>83859449
(11/39)
>>83859481
(12/39)
>>83859507
(13/39)
>>83859558
(14/39)
>>83859594
(15/39)
>>83859629
(16/39)
>>83859660
(17/39)
>>83859682
(18/39)
>>83859171
THanks!
>>83859734
(19/39)
>>83859682
Do she got da booty?
>>83859762
(20/39)
>>83859780
(21/39)
>>83859749
No problem!
>>83859764
You know she do.
>>83859806
(22/39)
>>83859844
(23/39)
>>83859862
(24/39)
>>83859629
That took a while to introduce the lead. Should have started with this scene first.
>>83859908
(25/39)
>>83859909
Yeah, agreed. Threw off the pacing a bit. Still a pretty fun read though!
>>83859953
(26/39)
>>83859965
(27/39)
>>83859997
(28/39)
>>83860012
(29/39)
>>83860028
(30/39)
Almost done...
>>83860067
(31/39)
>>83860085
(32/39)
>>83860114
(33/39)
>>83860147
(34/39)
At the home-stretch, heh.
>>83860183
ayyyyyyyyyyyy
>>83860183
(35/39)
>>83860208
(36/39)
>>83860196;)
>>83860234
(37/39)
Aaaand pretty much done.
>>83859171
What a boooooooooooring paaaaaaaage...
>>83860283
It alright. The writing could have been tighter and less word balloons.
>>83855427
You mean when he fucks Echo?
>>83860416
Yes.
>>83860183
That's impressive work considering that car was going at runaway speeds.
>>83858916
Xavier is always right. This man can't even thrust, yet gets women unleashing waterfalls. Teach me
>>83860283
Not bad, never seen a comic with a female stretch lead. Any more?
>>83853053
Kek.
