So let me get this Straight. On krypton they have Dogs and cats like earth, and on earth Dogs and Cats from Krypton also get Superman-like powers.
So what if there were bears on Krypton?
Could Superman beat a Kryptonian Bear on Earth?
Could ANYTHING?
>>83845544
FUCK.
>>83845544
Batman.
>>83845544
The world's Picnic baskets would never be safe.
>>83845626
>Do you bleed?
>GRROAARRL
Krypto bacteria
>>83845634You Will
>>83845544
I'd be more terrified of spiders.
Countless tiny invincible spiderlings that swarm the sky when the eggs hatch.
Unbreakable webs built faster than you can see.
8 eyes, 8 lasers, no mercy.
>>83845640
>Batman tries to go in to punch superbear
>Gets swatted away and then Superbear goes to rummage through garbage
>>83845654
>yfw there is only one solution to defeating Krypto-Bear
>>83845662
>>83845544
Krypton Putin could.
>>83845797
Yeah, but Red Son buffed everyone.
>>83845544
I love you sometimes /co/.
>>83845662BATMAN!
Remember all those Godzilla as superman posts we did for MoS?
Could 10 Superman beat 1 Supersilver back Gorilla?
Could SuperBatman beat BatSuperman?
Shiiit
He might be able to take a normal bear plenty of humans can but if it was some sort of fucking polar bear he's probably fucked
>>83846205
Shit just got serious.
I'm sure Batman could beat them both, but out of those two I don't know.
>>83845544
You're missing the bigger picture.
Superman doesn't need to breath while he's in space, right?
That means Kryptonian sharks don't need to breath out of water.
>>83846237
Super Panda = 2 Supermans
Super Grizzly = 10 Supermans
Super Polar Bear = 49 Supermans + 1 Batman.
Super Virus
Kills everyone
>>83845626
Correct answer to this thread.
>>83846310
Is yellow-sun-given strength linear or exponential? Is there a square-cube law thing going on? Cause a Super-blue-whale would be world-threatening.
>>83846363
Turns everyone into Supers, more like.
>>83845653
Anon thinking this through
>Kryptonian Chameleon
>Laser Eyes
Yes please.
>>83845544
>swarm of kryptonian wasps on earth
Time to have nightmare
>>83845653
what if Peter parker was bitten by a radioactive kryptospider
>>83846420
Chameleon eyes would be as dangerous as 2 regular eyes that are independent.
Think fruit-fly eyes. Continually shooting lasers in EVERY direction at once.
>>83846447
te spider would have tore his hand off
>>83846440
Africanized Krypton Wasps, or Krypton Africanized Wasps?
>>83845653
Well I'm not sleeping tonight...
You guys are all wrong.
Imagine Kryptonian bamboo. Some Bamboo grows up to a meter (3ft) in a day with good sun. It can literally go through flesh when growing too.
Throw a kryptonian bamboo seed covered with a thin, opaque, and easily tearable wrapper around it in the ground, and watch it grow to 10m in a second, impaling anything ahead of you.
>>83845544
>Krypton has earth animals
that... never occurred to me
I just see Krypto and go 'yup, that's Superman's dog, he is from Krypton. Nothin' strange about that'
Kryptonian Charcoal Burns For days with ease.
>>83845544
What if on Krypton they have a Superman?
Think about it, not in a bullshit time-cyclical, infinite screw way, Mark Millar.
A dude that came from Krypton-Krypton as it exploded to lead Krypton onto being better and better.
SuperSuperman would be able to defeat SuperBear, I think.
>>83845662
Batman, I have the kryptonite-tranquilizer gun in my trunk.
Get in. We're doing it TONIGHT.
>>83846606
Why do we need those to rape Joker?
>>83845544
ony if it's strenght grew exponentially, let's say that if in krypton is like in here, a man's strenght is 1 and a bear's is 75, when coming to earth they get one millon units stronger, the man would be 1.000.000, the bear would be 1.000.0075, then there wold not be much difference.
>>83846618
We're raping Superbear in this thread, Dick. There's more pressing issues than that clown faggot.
Not shut up and get me the lube. That honey-flavour one that you like.
>>83845662
>>83846388
>>83846440
Super honey badger don't care
>>83846603
Would he be a mutant for the red sun to give him powers ? Or eternal, inhuman , or a meta kryptonion ?
>>83846682
Krypton-Kryptonia, from a planet with an even redder sun.
Try to keep up.
>>83846649
LOL that math is so retarded it doesn't need further explanation
>>83845544
They really need to do two things with this:
1. Reveal some kind of link between Earth and Krypton that makes life on our two planets so similar.
2. Somehow have Krypton shunted from the past into our solar system and have human astronauts fighting legions of super-animals. Like The Grey or Long Weekend but the animals all have superpowers.
>>83846698
Thank you based anon
>>83846698
Krypton-Kryptonian*, my bad.
>>83846699
A Kryptonian ant would still be 1.000.000,001 and could conceivably defeat the Krypto-bear.
>>83846734
Kryptonian fly, almost same strength, 1000 times harder to hit and faster.
Also, shotgun laser eyes.
>>83846808
I think I broke the game:KryptonianMantisShrimp
>>83846310
could even Darkseid stop such a horror
>>83846565
perhaps they were doing some spacetravel and took some earth creatures and they evolved similarly to ours?
>>83846704
>2.
make it happen DC, rebirth is the perfect time for this wackiness
>>83846915
In marvel, don't they explain it by there being a universal evolutionary pressure for living being to converge into becoming closer and closer to celestials?
Hence why the Kree and Skrulls and Humans are all humanoids, and so are Groots and the likes.
At least that's how I remember it.
Dunno about DC.
>>83846447
>spider bites down on his hand
>torrent of blood rains, coating everyone in the vicinity
>Parker dies, but we get like, 10 spidermen.
>>83846417
>super blue whale tries to swim one earth
>first swing of the tail sends a wave that covers Asia
I see your point
Could a Krypto-Cheetah outrun the flash?
>>83847312
>Those were for play time Barry
>>83847312
They ARE yellow-ish.
>>83846822
So that's what destroyed Krypton...
>>83847816
No, they'd be regular Mantis Shrimps on Krypton.
They'd only be powerful on Earth. Unless this >>83846603 is right and there were Super-Super Mantis Shrimps, which would only be Super-Mantis Shrimps on Krypton.
>>83846698
What would a yellow sun do to a Krypton-Kryptonian?
>>83847896
Make a Super-Super-man.
>>83847896
Think of Superman one million, I would assume those levels. Or maybe on the bullshit sentry like level? One of those.
Has there ever been an elseworld where Krypton survived? Or does it get destroyed literally every time? Like Uncle Ben.
>>83846822
I WANT MY SHRIMP BACK
>>83846420
Well, there was something similar to that made a few years back.JEEEEEEEEAN
Guys what if KryptonianAtlantians
>>83847972
Would a Kryptonian Uncle Ben Survive anything?
>>83848437
>kryptonian asgardians
>>83848457
>kryptonian atlantian asgardians
>>83848457
>Inhuman Kryptonian Asgardian Mutants
>>83848437
Then the Mantis Shrimp is their problem.
We have never seen a Kryptonian cat. Streaky is an Earth cat granted superpowers. Only dogs and monkeys have been confirmed to have Kryptonian counterparts.
>>83848473
>>83848475
>Gamma powered Werewolf Inhuman Atlantian Asgardian Mutants
>>83848475
>cool
>cool
>cool
>FILTHY MUTIE!!!
>>83848496
>>83848475
>>83848473
>>83848457
>>83848437
Thank Batgod for Batman.
>>83847972
There was one time where Clark was a human sent to Krypton to escape his dying world. He got a Green Lantern ring and helped save Krypton from it's fate
>>83848513
>Gamma powered Werewolf Inhuman Atlantian Asgardian Mutant Batman
>>83848540
Regular Batman can beat him.
>>83845544
didn't Krypto become some kind of based sharp teeth-ed wolf in new 52? Seriously didn't read much because this stuff was really boring as hell. But redesign was cool af
>>83848486
>Kryptonian Gorilla
>Gets shot with a Kryptonite bullet for saving a black kid from a fall into a pit.
>>83848540
>>83848496
>>83848475
>>83848473
>>83848457
Kryptonian/Saiyans
Checkmate agnostics.
>>83845544
>Could Superman beat a Kryptonian Bear on Earth?
As long as the Krypronian Bear hasnt soaked up as much of Earth's Sun as Superman then Supes has a chance
She can beat any kryptonite without breaking a sweat
>etinotpyrk ffurdnad!!!
>>83848603
>>83848540
>gamma powered werewolf inhuman Atlantian Asgardian mutant space marine Batman
>>83848626
>Beat any Kryptonian
Damn autocorrect
>>83848646
>gamma powered werewolf inhuman Atlantian Asgardian Amazon mutant space marine Batman with a symbiote
Now that I think of it, Red Son Superman probably should have had one of these.
Here's a question that's been bugging me: why didn't Kryptonians conquer the Galaxy? Yellow Suns turn them into fucking gods, so why wouldn't they take advantage of that?
>>83848927
Tactical disadvantage around every other sun.
>>83848927
Blue and yellow suns would give them massive advantages but one red sun and boom regular humans
>>83848927
They were an empire way in the past but then they became isolationist when the military faction was overspread and the science faction took over. Sometimes the Guardians are involved. This constantly gets retconned given how many times they revisit and redo Krypton. I don't even know if the empire thing is still canon anymore.
>>83848600
Come on anon no blacc people on krypton
>>83849241
Pretty sure there's an island of them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxLWLVwmjMU
>>83847312
even better, what if a lightning struck a kryptonian when he wasdicking arround with chemicals and turn into a flash of krypton, AND THEN moved to earth, how OPwould his Super Speed Force be?
>>83849369
He'd levitate a little and pedal the world, malking it spin it backwars or forward, moving time.
YOU'RE MISSING THE REAL DANGER HERE. ALL THE TODDLERS OF THE GALAXY SHOULD BE AFRAID.
What about Kryptonian rape dolphins? or Kryprtonian fish that swim up your urethra.
>>83848486
>forgetting superpets
>>83849629
>Kryprtonian fish that swim up your urethra
>>83846310
>they could also fly
>>83845544
What about Kryptonian HIV, that can survive outside of a living organism?
Did supermans species have super powers on their homeworld?
>>83851607
No, the Kryptonians lived under a red sun. They gain powers if they are exposed to the rays from a yellow sun.
This Entire Thread.
>>83846310
Super giant squid
Kryptonite honey
Isnt there some kind of dragon like species that lives on krypton ?
>>83851871
As a regular human,would eating the honey kill me? Like be so sweet I go in diabetic shock?
>>83848686
>gamma powered werewolf inhuman Atlantian Asgardian Amazon mutant space marine Batman with a symbiote, kung fu grip and orange transparent chainsaw assembly.
>>83852482
>gamma powered werewolf inhuman Atlantian Asgardian Amazon mutant space marine Batman with a symbiote, kung fu grip and orange transparent chainsaw assembly with Infinity Gauntlet
I remember an episode of the Krypto the Super Dog cartoon where it was revealed that a Kryptonian flea had stowed away on Krypto's ship, and got powers under the Earth's yellow sun.
>>83846205
Speeding Bullets Kal, you mean?
>>83846447
He'd convert to SATAN
This thread reminded me of Marcus the werewolf centaur with a symbiote, the perfect warrior with no weaknesses who has diabetes.
http://marvel.wikia.com/wiki/Marcus_(Centaur)_(Earth-616)
>>83852420
I think he means putting Kryptonite dust on regular honey.
Honey isn't alive to have any sort of powers.
Atree would explode into existance from a seed though, like that dude said with the bamboo.
>>83852743
Didn't Deadpool fight one of those? He was diabetic and had to pause the fight so he could take his insulin
>>83852420
Kryptonite is radioactive, so you might see some effects years down the line.
>>83845653
Jon Peters, is that you?
>>83854508
The farmer?
Is there anything in fiction that can kill a kyptonian water bear? Considering normal ones are immune to radiation, would kryptonite even work?
kriptonian aids
>>83845653
Jon Peters pls
>>83846500
>Superhorseflies
>>83849466
Underrated
>>83845626
Could Batman beat kryptonian Batman?
>>83845544
This would make an interesting "what if?" book.
CAN SUPERMAN DEFEAT THE DEADLY MIGHT OF THE SUPER-TIGER??
I've got at least 100 Kryptonian cockroaches in my house. What do I do?
>>83857161
Buy a Super Frog Or A Pest Eating Super Bug
>>83857213
Yeah... but then I'd have a bunch of super frogs everywhere.
>>83857161
buy kryptonite raid
or a kryptonite boot
what if kryptonian termites?
>captcha select the trees, kek
They got Kryptonian Thoughts Beast son
>>83847972
>>83848530
Last Son of Earth, it was pretty fun
Sequel was shit though
>>83848496
>Gamma powered Werewolf Inhuman Atlantian Asgardian Mutant Kryponian Centaurs
Plot twist:they are diabetic
>>83850247
issat medevil black manta?
>>83849129
>I don't even know if the empire thing is still canon anymore.
It's mostly just Daxam at this point
>>83845544
>So what if there were bears on Krypton?
for the longest time that's what i though doomsday was. literally the equivalent of a Kryptonion Bear
>>83860070
>Doomsday is scared away by Kryptonite pots and pans being rattled
>>83846553
kudzu.
bad fucking times.
>>83845662
Batman only beats Superman because Supes lets the backstabber hang around gathering info on his weaknesses, then goes easy on him in fights giving Bats time to dig out the Kryptonite. Superbear wouldn't do either of those things.
>>83860241
>I, Batman must use my Batcave's supercomputer to find out Superbears weakness
>Wait... Bears also live in caves
>RAAAARGGH
>ALFRED SAVE ME
>>83846565
>>Krypto flies around humping every bitch in heat in the U.S. No chain link fence or wall call stop him!
>>Thousands upon thousands of superpuppies born shortly thereafter
Meanwhile, Superbear has visited every female bear in North America....
>>83860317
kek
>>83860317
>I have found your weakness Superbear
>Krypto-Honey!
>As you ingest it your sun-developed powers will fade away, leaving you nothing but a mortal Bear
>RAAAARGH
>ALFRED SAVE ME
Could Superman beat a Kryptonian silverback gorilla?
>>83854371
Honey is organic though...
