>By my stars and garters, Professor, is everything alright?
>No, Hank.. i...
>Professor?
>Hank, its Storm, she's been making eyes at that "Black Panther" fellow and i...
>Well theres nothing wrong with that Charles, is there? T'Challa seems like a fine fellow.
>>83840967
>HANK, I'VE HAD JUST ABOUT ENOUGH!
>Charles!?
>I PUT UP WITH STORM BECAUSE SHE TENDED TO MY FUCKING GARDEN HANK!
>I CANT!
>I CANT ALLOW THESE FUCKING NIGGERS TO MATE.
>CHARLES!? WHAT ON EARTH!?
>THEY'RE NIGGER GORILLAS HANK, AND THEY'LL FUCK AND THEY'LL MAKE A BABY JUST AS DISGUSTING AS YOU!
>Professor i think thats enough!
>NO HANK. YOU DONT KNOW WHAT THEY'RE CAPABLE OF HANK.
>THEY STEAL EVERYTHING HANK. JOBS. LIVES.
>LEGS.
>>83841021
>LEGS
The first time he was crippled was by a white alien
The second time was by Legion
The third time was by an Asian pretending to be Magneto
>Y'know, Xavier, im just not sure i understand
>We've gone over this, you and Wolverine must stay by eachother at all times
>Chuck, Bub, i gotta agree with Bishop here, we're both more'n capable of fendin fer ourselves.
>Wolverine can we speak in private please?
>What about me, Professor?
>Keep monitoring the rec room, Bishop
>But the only people in it are Storm, Sunspot, and Luke.
>Luke?
>Luke Cage
>All the more reason to keep monitoring, Bishop.
>Keep track of your own kind.
>What was that Xavier?
>Nothing, Bishop. Wolverine, a moment?
>>83841352
>What do you want, Chuck?
>Listen, i need you to stick with Bishop, can you do that? Just for a few weeks? For me?
>Why? i told ya--
>Wolverine... I...
>Wolverine i peered into his mind and...
>Spit it out Chuck, i don' got all day 'here.
>Logan, his mind was full of despicable, awful images...
>Of what, Chuck? What was so bad about it.
>Logan.
>He wants a steady job Logan. In the suburbs. With two kids.
>Logan he wants to send them to college.
It would be funnier if he glossed over Storm being black, because she is a mutant, while at the same time being extremely racist towards humans
>Y'know sugah, i just dont quite understand what the Prof meant by that.
>Huh? Com' now chere, tell ol' Gambit what he said, ma'be i ca'n clear duh air.
>We wus tahkin' 'bout some stuff, i brought you up and i wus askin' 'im 'bout ways i can, y'know, nullify mah powahs fo' a bit an all cuz... Ah well y'know sugah. But then he started sayin' some stuff about family n' called you mah cousin. Now why would he say that?
>Maybe he misunderstood chere. Hey, whatchu got there?
>Oh dis? Oh its sumtin the Professor gave me. Said we both might enjoy it, its called "Caligula"
>Professor, ive tended to the garden.
>i swear to god if i go out there and the hedges are trimmed into jerri curls one more fucking time...
>Whats that Professor?
>Nothing, Storm... Thank you.
So does this meam magneto is tumblr?
>Game and match, old friend, same time next week?
>Of course, Erik, anytime. Here, take this.
>Pennies, for what purpose?
>No reason.
>>83841427
this
>>83841427
or just because she doesn't look black
he'd start spouting all kinds of lines about jungle bunnies and how he rescued her from their clutches and she'd just pat his head like good ol grandpa
>>83842252
>he'd start spouting all kinds of lines about jungle bunnies and how he rescued her from their clutches and she'd just pat his head like good ol grandpa
>>83841785
>ah Erik, I hate the jews
>I know right? Ah, good gambit, Chuck
>The fucker stole my diary and published it. Now everyone knows that I'm afraid of ducks and wear pink speedos.
>Was talking about the game you bald bastard... Speedos? You pleb, boxers all the way. You should grow beard, you would look like Fred Durst
>>83842252
or like in Benny Hill
What would happen if Chuck had a brainfreeze?
>JESUS H. CHRIST JUBILEE, IS THIS YOUR GIFT OR DID YOUR DAD FLY INTO ANOTHER CARRIER?!
>goddamn bitch what is that a dashiki? I thought you were egyptian, not african
>>83842673
>>83842673
Fuck you Chuck, I can eat all these apples!
>Scott, Hank, Logan look!
>Is that Bobby?!
>WHY IS HE WALKING INTO THE CLUB!?
>>83842729
>Why are all these man in black leather?
>Did this guy just slapped the ass of another guy?
>Hey Wheels, whats wrong with this sausage.
>It smells a lot like Luke.
>>83842653
>boxers all the way
>boxers
>calling someone else a pleb
Boxers are literal white trash tier. Trunks are the only acceptable underwear, because only thin fit people can actually wear them and look good.
>be Chuck
>have all these people from all over the world
>of different shapes, colors, race, religion, ethnicity
>be unapologetically racist
>>83842793
You do realize that Chuck and Erik are both old farts with no taste whatsoever? Erik is literally a holocaust survivor, you can't get more dated than that.
Also,briefs for the win
>TV: Up next, History Channel Presents Roots 2016
>/pol/fessor X: NNNYYYYAAAAHHHHH!
>>83842883
Hi Tom Taylor, how was the last Orphan Black episode?
someone should edit these pics and add a nazi armband
>STORM WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT WATCHING THIS STUPID JIGABOO NONSENSE IN MY DAMN HOUSE, TURN THAT TYLER PERRY NIGGERTRASH OFF!
>P-Proffessor! I was just watching Hells Kitchen!
>THE ONLY PERSON WHO WATCHES HELLS KITCHEN IS FAKE JEW WHO NEEDS A CANE TO FIND LOOSE CHANGE, TURN IT OFF.
>>83843089
Add a moustache and it will be a masterpiece
>JUBILATION LEE
>Professor im sorry i wont do it again, i just, its so puffy in here and... Professor Xavier i just wanted to hang out with my friends, you dont let me leave
>JUBILEE WE'VE GONE OVER THIS!
>Professor you dont have to yell at me like that!
>DOES THIS MANSION LOOK LIKE NANKING TO YOU!?
>>83842729
>Why does he have an AR-15?
AAARRGGGGHHHHHHHHHH
>Why, Charles, dare i ask, is Gambit frozen like that?
>Its simple Hank, Gambit made a wheelchair joke. So now im feeding him images taken from the minds of Hurricane Katrina survivors so he knows he can never go home again
>Good lord Charles
>Hank, dont you have somewhere to be right about now?
>What do you mean, Charles?
>You want to go to the zoo now, Hank.
>I want to go to the zoo.
>Good boy.
>>83843471
SIG MCX.
>>83842695
>I thought you were egyptian, not african
But Egypt is in Africa.
>>83843725
>missing the joke
>>83842793
>>83842809
>Not goingCommando.
>>83843767
>having your balls and penis bruised
not on my watch
>GET OUTTA MY HEAD CHALES
>>83844414
>COME OUT CHARLES. COME OUT AND SAVE YOUR WEAKLINGS
>Professor you cant make bishop take a different but equal sized black bird
>i dont see the problem. He'd hate having to sit all the way in the back of this one
>but professor were the xmen. One team...one black bird.
>Oh and I'm sure after week of complaining the radio would have nothing but Motown and it'd be called the African American bird. Damnit scott I won't have whatever he puts in his hair messing up my seats!
