Listen up /co/! You now have the same powers as the Hulk, meaning that you will transform into a giant, green, muscular version of yourself due to an emotional trigger. But the twist is that you get to choose the emotional trigger that makes you transform. In your transformed state you will have no control of yourself and you will go on a rampage of your chosen emotion
Happiness means you'll jump around and hug people to death. Fear means you'll probably destroy what startled you or make a huge warpath getting away from it. Anger will make you do what regular hulk does. Lust will make you... well you know what you'd do. Ect ect...
The only other way you would transform is if you were in life threatening danger. Your transformation will last 5-7 hours and you will always find a safe spot before you turn back into yourself.
So /co/, what emotion do you choose and why?
Apathy
>Hulk just....meh.
>>83831483
Anger. I wont go into too much detail but I'm an orphan who had drug addict parents that didn't want me but also were too selfish to put me up for adoption so my entire life has been an uphill battle. Just seeing people my age able to still live at home off their parents and enjoy their life makes me extremely envious and angry.
>Lust
>Your transformation will last 5-7 hours
>VIAGRAHULK NEED CALL DOCTOR
I'd choose the feeling of transforming into a hulk. I'd then try to kill myself, resulting in puting myself in a never ending cycle of hulking out.
Then again, what does transforming into a hulk even feel like?
>>83831646
>reports say the bodies are everywhere
>split completely in half
>many still smoking post-coital cigarettes
>>83831483
I choose happiness, so that I never transform.
>>83831601
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>>83831812
The feeling of masturbation. It's selfish and I'd end up hurting people but hear me out.
>start jerking off
>transform into hulk from
>have amazing, god-teir 5-7 hour jerk off session
>wake up in the middle of the woods completely naked
>probably covered in own fluids
>start jerking off again
>repeat cycle for however long I desire
The cool thing about being a hulk is that you never run out of energy, and you could survive very long without food.
I choose sadness.
>transform into Hulk
>cry and cry and cry
>>83831888
Wut
>>83831483
>>83831483
I choose Schadenfreude
>>83831501
I'd never leave hulk mode.
What would sadness do? That's the emotion I have the most control over in that I can choose not to feel it 99.9% of the time, and I can't see how it would hurt anyone.
Downside is I don't know many ways to force myself into that state if I needed to help people.
Maybe watch lion king or something.
Or confidence, I never feel that. Could live a normal life.
