Wait, what?
What issue is this?
>>83824966
No, but the Joker will do something UNSPEAKABLY INSANE like kill some people and crack under the madness that is Gotham, Batman being the one to save the day, since they just can't handle the darkness.
le epig meems 10/10
>>83824966
Joker is going to punt the grunt then kill the gunt and laugh and laugh and laugh.
>>83824995
Batman Vol 3 #1
>>83824995
Batman #1
Raise your hand if you want to see Gotham Girl porn.
>>83825071
>Gotham Girl hahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>83824966
oh boy, its this once-funny joke that you faggots are running into the ground face first...again...
>>83824966
Gotham will be the hero I ne- I mean that this city needs whether you like it or not Batman!
>>83824966
That skirt is way too short.
>>83824966
Which villain will rape Gotham Girl?
>>83825071
But how can one woman have the strength to fuck an entire city in order to save it?
Superman, Supergirl, what are you doing?
>>83824966
It's just Superman and Supergirl taking the piss out of batman
>>83824966
Why are Superman and Supergirl dressed up like that?
>Gotham-Girl
Did King forget that this is 2016? Also those outfits look really impractical.
>>83824966
All I see in this image is porn fuel
>>83825310
Eh, what's the problem? Not like you can even see anything.
Yeah I gotta be honest if I were Superman I'd troll Bruce like this at least once a week.
>>83825390
I'm pretty sure the whole point is that they're supposed to be look and act like Golden Age heroes in contrast to Batman.
>>83825390
They're meant to come off as Golden Age heroes. Both their names AND costumes are a throwback to that.
>>83825469
Yeah, pretty sure that's it. Wonder where he's going with that.
>>83825366
>>83825353
If these end up being true, then Bruce is gonna be quite pissed I'd imagine.
Glad to see that King has finally conquered the waifufag demographic, as well. Not bad for a first issue.
Will this shitty /tv/ crossposter forced meme destroy any discussion on King's Batman the same way it did Batman: TAS?
>>83825453
But she can fly, and when you fly, a mini-skirt will definitely be a problem
Now I wanna see a Metroplis Man to out do Supes or a Central Man to outrun Flash (Though I think that's what God Speed is for)
>>83825542
Metropolis-man and his sidekick, Smallvile-boy
>>83824966
>Gotham-Girl- Starbucks -Girl :D
>>83824966
" Batman White feminism" by Tom King.
>>83824966
Joker has plot armor as strong. . if not stronger than Bats at times. It will be the typical Joker turn around that will cause the demise of them both and a revolving door trip to Arkham/ambiguous
"death".
>>83825556
And Metropolis Man (Not Metro Man, that's another guy) has to be the somebody who SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVES The Smallville Boy.
>>83825505
>Implying he hadn't done that yet with Viv
>>83825453
Well, no, we the reader can't see anything, but Batman can. Batman can see all of it. Why do you think he has that facial expression? It's because he found a woman with a bigger dick than his.
I want Gotham Girl to /ss/ it up with Red Robin
>>83825353
>>83825366
I don't think the new old Supes has met Supergirl yet.
>>83825982
I want you to fall off of a cliff.
>>83826064
And I want to get off to Gotham Girl porn, but we all can't get what we want all the time
>>83825535
It's not like she's wearing a thong underneath.
I mean, this is one of Wonder Woman's costumes. Gotham Girl probably has the same shorts + skirt on top.
Can't wait to see the innocence of Gotham and Gotham Girl break under the duress of Gotham city being one of the most evil places on the planet with them getting PTSD from the shit the villians do everyday.
Then Batman is like, to fight evil you must become the evil that scares them.
>>83825752
King's not using the Joker anytime soon.
>>83826173
Well, we're getting a whole lego movie just about that.
>>83826173
And then Question shows up has himself a nice, long laugh, right?
>>83825390
> it's current year
>>83825469
>>83825484
How did that go past you two? Sure is /co/mblr in here
Why are the Rebirth books using such an awful font type?
Is it supposed to be a throwback to the Watchmen font?
>>83824966
>Dr. Batman, I'm Gotham
Calling it, they're going to be robots.
Aesthetically I understand the appeal of the skirt but in a practical sense it'd be constant panties every time you land.
>>83826300
Why does Gotham wear the mask!?!
>>83825317
penguin
>>83824966
Batman, I'm Gotham
>>83826354
Why does Gotham Girl wear the skirt?
>>83824966
whats with all the shitty joker/batman rape jokes? im obviously missing something
DC Comics, I'm CIA
>>83826173
Yeah because what this soft reset of the DC universe needs is more batwank.
>>83826543
The Rape saga is going on for months
>>83825093
>>83825093
This, the shit posting is ridiculous
>>83826161
Maybe just kill yourself, m8.
>>83826173
I really hope the 500 people who have predicted this are wrong.
>>83826543
the joke is that joker is in love with batman and vice versa and therefore cannot be raped by him.
>>83826603
Nah, I'm good
>>83826588
wow you people are fucking retarded. so you make some dumb shit up and then beat your stupid joke to the ground by shit posting it here all day.
>>83825535
I kinda pity you.
>>83826636
Yes, for suicide.
>>83826173
>you thought gotham girl would rape the joker
>ACTUALLY
>>83824966
Why is the guy just Gotham and the girl Gotham GIRL?
>>83826645
Welcome to 4chan.
Man, it sure is tumblr in this thread.
>>83826645
And this is how I know you came to this site after 2011
>>83826701
Because Golden Age. Would you prefer her name to be "Crime Alley"?
>>83826173
They've probably lived in Gotham their entire lives and are already pretty jaded.
>>83826064
>>83826603
>>83826690
>>83824966
No, the Joker(s) will rape them.
>>83826173
this is prolly what will happen.
I didnt like the comic, yet i want to learn who these two are.
And i want to fuck gotham girl.
I need pictures!
Pictures of Gotham Girl and Supergirl together!
>>83824966
Why is it today that none of these writers on DC has any fresh new ideas. Gothman and Gothman Girl would have been perfect, but noooo they can't even manage a decent bit of pandering. It's sad, really.
>>83826892
You first, though.
I want tocosplayGotham Girl
>>83827270
>>83827337
Please do and post photos.
I mean, as long as you're a grill, anyway.
>>83827355
well memed, friend.
>>83827337
>>83827359
Don't listen to that anon, cosplay anyway. Make sure your dick hangs out of the skirt.
>>83826550
You know he's like a real life spook right?
>>83827491
>thatsthejoke.jpg
>>83824966
Has anyone heard from that one Anon who was working on the radio play based off of this meme?
...and the vocaroos?
>>83827539
Why do WB and Time Warner hire so many former CIA agents?
>>83825535
I bet Supergirl and Mary Marvel really set you off
>>83826352
That's what makes it great
>>83827671
They're amassing an army of highly trained employees to slowly infiltrate and dismantle Disney from the inside. Hopefully, for their sake, they're able to put this plan into action before Disney and Google go to war over control of the entire planet.
>>83827805
So it's like a Freemasons vs Israel kind of thing or a let's take over pop culture and steer civilization towards mindless consumerism kind of thing, Tom?
>>83827895
How the fuck do you know my na--I mean...uh...that's not my name...
>>83827959
It's cool. I'll get at you on facebook about this.
>>83826645
this is the post that gave you away btw
don't ever refer to us as "you people" again
Huh, well this thread got strange fast. Time to move to a drawfag thread and ask the talent to draw Gotham Girl and Supergirl make out fighting.
>>83826550
Holy shit that's great haha
>>83824966
So, they're Nightwing and Flamebird, right?
>>83829046
Welcome, newfriend.
>>83824996
>No, but the Joker will do something UNSPEAKABLY INSANE like kill some people and crack under the madness that is Gotham, Batman being the one to save the day, since they just can't handle the darkness.
No, Gotham and Gotham Girl are clearly city-spirits like Hiroshima Shadow and and the Metropolis Meter Maid
They ARE the darkness
>>83830219
This would be cool but I have a feeling it's something more like Gotham Girl is a super villain pushing Gotham into dumb shit, maybe so she can learn who Batman is and take him out.
>>83830135
We should be so lucky.
>>83824966
Gotham girl is gonna ride Tim Drake like a pony.
>>83830341
Gotham Girl IS Tim Drake. That disguise is fooling no one but you, apparently.
>>83831233
mmm sweet delicious ladyboys. Is there a male character with a female superhero identity? Asking for a friend.
>>83831548
I think there's one where a guy Shazam style transforms into a female hero? Something like that, anyway. It's been posted a few times but I never really paid much attention.
Also I guess Shezow counts?
>>83824966
>will pic related finally rape the joker?
which joker?
>>83832631
All of them. At the same time. King said in interviews he wants to explore the compassionate and sexual parts of the character so we might be getting the erotic fetish romp we've all been waiting for. Gotham Girl gonna get dirty.
A story about the Joker being raped could honestly be interesting. Not by Batman or some hero, but by some villain trying to assert dominance over him. Imagine Batman and or GCPD finding the Joker laying in an empty factory or alley somewhere and discovering evidence that he had been raped. They arrest him and have to ponder over the question of how seriously do they pursue the person who raped one of history's greatest psychopaths. Do even monsters like the Joker deserve justice for such an unspeakable act? Or is it karmic for him to be humiliated and violated after what he has done.
>>83832835
Are rape threesomes or orgies with one rapist even a thing that happens?
>>83832914
I assume Batman will have them tied up with rope but maybe he'll have his child sidekicks hold the Jokers down while he goes from one to the other. I don't know, I'm not Batman, I'm not the one who has to figure this out.
Looking at current events I suppose Batman could drug them, but the point here is that Joker is aware of what's happening to him.
>>83826751
Yes, because then when she reveals that she was a supervillain the whole time her supervillain name can be Crime Ally.
