Cast the Dice in an MCU film.
Fool Killer. Battta boom!
>Andrew Dice Clay is having an actual comeback
Nostalgia was a mistake.
if he's willing to get in shape, Hammerhead
>>83820626
My thought too.
>>83820626
>>83820684
How would a live action Hammerhead work?
>>83820513
Sam's waiting for you in hell.
>>83820513
has anyone ever heard Gilbert gottfried doing his impression of Dice? its funny as all hell
>>83820756
His introduction is a meet that ends with him headbutting a guy, then they cut away as the sounds of him repeatedly doing it repeatedly, until he drops the dude's corpse to the floor.
After that, just do a straight gangster.
>>83820838
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftMb7wLrqsw
>>83820887
I never knew how funny Gilbert was until I started listening to old Howard stern from the 90s and gilbert is one of the funniest comedians ever
Man-Thing.
>>83820887
Is Dice disliked in the standup community or is this just ribbing? I hate that fucker's comedy and love Gilbert, so I wouldn't mind this being as savage as it looks.
>>83821194
Just ribbing.
>>83820513
Man Mountain Marko, just upsize him with some trick photography & CGI. He won't even need to get into shape.
>>83820513
Jon Stewart looks awful
>>83821260
>Dice is 5'9
>Man Mountain
>>83821194
Remember that Gilbert was in Ford Fairlane too, so he got to see the Diceman on-set as the star of a movie. Lord knows what kind of titanic piece of shit he must have been there.
Grizzly
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