What does /co/ think of Captain Underpants?
>>83819730
Times have truly changed.
I still have the special edition first book.
>>83819767
I knew it.
>>83819767
i always suspected something different about harold
i think it's the hair
>>83819767
Wait is this really a thing?
>>83819828
Yes.
OMG SJW pandering cucks.
There I saved you the trouble of having to read the next string of replies.
>>83819767
I'm surprised it took this long for idiots to start getting upset about this and turn it into bait.
>>83819767
2/10
>>83819767
Which book is this from? I don't recall them going into the future.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2305125/Gay-couple-accused-molesting-9-adopted-children-withdraw-guilty-plea-decide-trial-fight-allegations.html
:^)
>>83819730
I loved the books as a kid
Loved this series as a kid. The sign gags got me every time.
>>83819730
classic
>>83819767
>constantly drew, wrote, and made comics about a grown man that flies around in his underwear
>hypnotized their adult male principal to be said man in his underwear
It's surprising it turned out only one of them was gay
>>83822392
Also, he's Harold's surrogate father figure.
he's too op
>>83821915
>>>/tumblr/
>>83821801
Generalizing because of a few psychotics?
Boy Humor: the Graphic NovelLoved this shit when I was young.
>>83821801
>>83821915
Sounds more like propaganda from Family Research Council or some other KKKhristian bullcrap. The same kind of propaganda like the Nazis used to spread about Jews being "greedy" or "big noses." and "communists."
>>83823078
Of course. Everyone knows that all black people want to do is commit crime and rape white women. And all Mexicans want to start cartels and take over the entire North/South American continent. And drink tequila and sleep. And that all people in wheelchairs want to become superhuman cyborgs to oppress and crush the general populace. Duh I thought everyone knew this.
What was your favorite novel?
I liked the epic scale in the Captain Underpants and the Big, Bad Battle of the Bionic Booger Boy 2-parter, but there was always something appealing in Captain Underpants and the Invasion of the Incredibly Naughty Cafeteria Ladies from Outer Space (and the Subsequent Assault of the Equally Evil Lunchroom Zombie Nerds)
>>83823121
Denying bad things done by awful people who happened to be homosexual helps nobody good.
>>83823121
Not generalizing. Maybe being gay has nothing to do with their actions, but stuff like the gay couple molesting their adopted sons how psychotic some of them are.
>>83823121
But all of those things listed about Jews are true Anon.
>>83819730
>Harold was gay
Weirdest part about this series.
In case this thread is bait FOR YOU KNOW WHO: Don't assume someone is gay unless you know for sure. They might just be androgynous or something. Or they stopped caring about sex altogether. I know you guys are young but these things are real and they do happen.
>>83823332
Majority of gay men are like this - Don't believe me? Open Craigslist and go to m4m or visit Grindr. This IS their lifestyle and it's why it didn't used to be tolerated by civilized society...it's a lifestyle of debauchery and self-destruction.
>>83823486
and that person who won't be named believes in traditional christian values between man and woman regardless. Because it is the natural law.
>this thread
I want the /pol/blr wars to leave
>>83823501
Mmmmm no it's not. The stuff that happens on Grindr is a minority percentage of the LGBT community. If your entire opinion of the LGBT community is based on Grindr and Craigslist M2M, then you may as well say all black people are ghetto rats who wear a gold chain and sagger pants or that all Christians are Westboro Baptist Church...but it doesn't mean all those people are like that. Same with Asians, because my physics class is full of them does not mean 95% of Asians are qualified to work for NASA.
>>83823720
>you may as well say all black people are ghetto rats who wear a gold chain and sagger pants
The sad thing is most ARE
what do you expect from a group that forms political lobbies and identifies itself based on the fact that they like buttholes?
It's obvious that there's something terribly wrong with them.
At least 75% of new HIV infections are found in gay men with most of the rest being heroin junkies.
>>83823800
it's actually like 1 in 5 have hiv and has decreased over time significantly
it was also found that homophobes/Republicans were more likely to get a hard pen0r when exposed to gay porn as opposed to people who weren't.
THERE ARE GAY DUDES THAT ACTIVELY SEEK OUT GUYS TO INFECT THEM WITH HIV. DEAD FUCKIN' SERIOUS. THEY ARE KNOWN AS BUG CHASERS.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bugchasing
I usually don't discriminate against any group of people, but there's just something about gay men that weirds me out. The thing that rustles me is when they have pride parades and dress in phallus costumes or leatherwear or finger each other's buttholes in public. Shit, just dress/act normal and maybe people won't be homophobic.
>>83823947
It's a tiny percentage of the gay population who get into that bug chasing crap. Don't base your opinion of the whole group on that small minority who gets into such stupid behavior.
Homosexual U.K. Documentarian Says Gay Lifestyle a “Sewer” of Casual Degrading Sex, Drug Abuse
LONDON, September 10, 2008 (LifeSiteNews.com) - A British homosexual journalist admits that his documentary on the London gay scene is likely to "burn every bridge in the gay world I’ve got."
Simon Fanshawe is a writer and broadcaster who created the documentary "The Trouble With Gay Men" after becoming increasingly alarmed at the shallowness and destructiveness of the "gay lifestyle." The film, made for *** 3 television, questions the emotional and psychological immaturity, narcissism, nihilism and self-destructive tendencies of many in the homosexual community. Fanshawe says he wants homosexual men to "grow up" and get beyond their state of "extended adolescence."
Fanshawe, who was involved in the early homosexualist political movement, says, "We’ve fought discrimination and prejudice, only to wreck ourselves with drugs and wild sex."
In his documentary Fanshawe admits that the homosexualist movement has in the main achieved its political goals of equalising homosexuality with natural sexual relations, in abolishing laws against sodomy and creating legal equivalency with marriage and adoption. Given these achievements, Fanshawe asks, "Why do we seem hell bent on behaving like eternal teenagers?"
"We’re hooked on vanity, and regard older men with contempt. Despite AIDS we’re still chasing the ultimate sexual high and what’s more are determined to wreck ourselves on designer drugs. We’re happy to assist the straight world in keeping alive the image of all gay men as limp-wristed queens."
"Extreme vanity" he says, has been "sewn into gay culture." It "is now so mainstream in the gay community that otherwise intelligent young men are happy to be treated as sex objects on a demeaning meat rack."
Gay men, he says, are so "hardwired" towards finding casual sexual encounters, some going as far as plastic implants to enhance their appearance, that finding genuine intimacy is "practically impossible."
"Vast amounts of our leisure time are organised around sex, straight or gay. But what gay men have done is organise our identity around sex. And that is corrosive. And to make things worse, promiscuity has become the norm."
The documentarian asks the proprietor of a gay sex bath house, "Paul", who had just related some graphic stories of group sexual encounters in the establishment, "Are we just swimming around in a sewer which we’re just sort of saying is normal?"
For objecting to the lifestyle of pursuing casual and "extreme" sex and for holding genuine human intimacy as a goal, Paul told Fanshawe that he is "the closest thing to a straight person in a gay man’s body I have ever met. There should be an operation for you, dear."
Paul was adamant and forthright in his belief that the gay lifestyle is incompatible with happiness and fidelity in human relations, expressing his dissatisfaction with civil unions legislation. "The temptation of other things will always stand in the way of two gay men having a long-term, loving, caring relationship."
Fanshawe says he is horrified at the lack of emotional involvement and at the willingness of men to engage in "unsafe sex." The film includes statistics that show the deadly consequences of the homosexual lifestyle. One in nine gay men in London is HIV infected and new cases of HIV have doubled in the city in five years. Incidences of syphilis have increased in the same time period 616 per cent.
"Unsafe" sex, he says, is not the only way in which gay men are self destructive. "If there’s a new drug, gay men will find it and take it," he states.
At one point Fanshawe interviews a homosexual man who has "done all the drugs" and now campaigns in gay clubs against the growing use of crystal methamphetamine. The man, who could not be identified for fear of reprisals from drug dealers, said that crystal meth is preferred in the gay community because it reduces the inhibitions and allows sex to be brought to an "animalistic" level "devoid of emotion." The film says that one in five gay men in London use crystal meth.
https://web.archive.org/web/20130402012613/http://www.lifesitenews.com/news/archive/ldn/2008/sep/08091011
yes gays are degenerate I agree. Humanity in general has gotten to it's lowest point I think. That shit in the news about people dressing up as dogs was like end times shit.
>>83824070
Maybe so, still the statistics about gays and HIV don't lie.
>>83824288
This is because they:
1. Have more sex partners than straight people, a LOT more
2. Anal sex is a vastly more effective disease vector than vaginal sex
3. Back in the 70s-80s, gays didn't use condoms because there was no risk of pregnancy and nobody knew about HIV yet.
The HIV scare has completely changed the gay community and their sex practices
If you honest to god believe that there's a significant amount of gay men who want to have AIDS, you are delusional. Most of them are relatively normal human beings who don't want an effective death sentence.
I live in San phucking Francisco. I'd like to think I have a better perspective on the gay community than most /pol/tards because I know quite a few gays and I'm even good friends with a couple. AIDS is a major concern for them (and STDs in general) and they all practice safe sex.
These books were like the only books I enjoyed reading as a kid. I loved these books so much before middleschool. I should really read the new ones some time.
>>83824325
"safe gay sex" is an oxymoron. You cannot be safe with anal sex because there's a huge risk that the condom will break.
And no, there is no risk of condom breakage in heterosexual sex if you know how to use it. With anal sex on the other hand, because the ass has no lubrication and the sphincter is partially involuntary and it closes when something touches it, condom breakage is extremely likely.
Taking it up the ass is very very dangerous behavior.
>>83819730
What happened to the Dreamworks movie?
Comcast probably killed it?
>>83821801
I want to use that Captain America go back to /pol/ picture but I can't because of that "Hail Hydra" garbage that Perlmutter is pushing because he can't control the MCU anymore.
>>83824393
This is like the Reefer Madness of buttfucking. I'm in awe. Someone should start the slow clap.
>>83821874
>4chan on the left
>>83824562
Was supposed to come out next year, but Kevin Hart actually offhandedly mentioned it as a possible 2018 release, so I think Dreamworks is going to quietly delay it again.
I just don't get why they don't just have actual kids voice the kids instead of grown comedians. Sherman got to have a kid VA.
>>83823212
Bionic Booger Boy will always be GOAT
>>83824695
My theory is that it takes place after the book series is over and the kids are now high schoolers with Mr Krupp as the new high school principle making things miserable there. Until all the villains from the book come back for revenge so it's up to George and Harold to hypnosis and power up Krupp into being Captain Underpants once again.
how many books are there? i stopped after the one with the evil captain underpants
>>83824630
>Reefer Madness
>>83821770
The Sensational Saga of Sir-Stinks-A-Lot
>>83819767
Pilkey doesn't give it special attention in any way, shape or form, Harold just is.
>>83819767
I don't get it
>>83824393
>the ass has no lubrication
So then I should be concerned about my wet anus?
