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Can The Flash poop really fast?

Does The Flash's super fast metabolism mean he has to poop super soon after he eats?

If not, does he carry around a massive amount of poop around in his body since he eats so much?
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>>83812947
I remember a panel that's probably from decades ago that said Wally poops an insane amount
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>any question regarding the logical implications of Flash's powers

SPEED FORCE

WE AIN'T GOTTA EXPLAIN SHIT

DEAL WITH IT
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>>83813013
I DON'T NEED TO KNOW HOW

I JUST NEED TO KNOW
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Does Peter still have radioactive spider semen?
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Can Reed make his wang ribbed for her pleasure? Does Sue make invisible anal beads?

Does Alicia Masters ever take the rocky D?
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Does it hurt the Green Lantern when he takes a piss?
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>>83813189
He makes sure to stay really hydrated.
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>>83812947
Why is Hydroman not in porn?
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>>83812947
If Black Cat and Cat-Man had a child, would it be Black Panther?
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>>83813428
Because he's schlubby as hell?

>that arc in ASM where him and Sandman fight over an aging bar skank
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>>83813013
But he literally wants you to explain shit
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>>83813428
Same could be said for Plastic man.

he was literally created to star in the most freakiest of porno's

he even has the Face and Outfit of a pornstar
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theoretically he could if wanted to but it's not default

speed force negates the need to eat a lot
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>>83813428
Why doesn't Sandman just absorb the Sahara Desert?
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Why doesn't Superman solve all his problems by flying in the opposite direction of the Earth's rotation to turn back time?
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If Madrox fucks one of his copies, is it incest or masturbation?
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Can Medusa control her pubes?
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>>83813727
at least you didn't ask "How can Superman turn back time reversing the Earth's rotation?"
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Is Flash really shitty at sex?
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>>83812947
Can the Flash poop so fast he doesn't get any poop on his ass cheeks?
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>>83814092
Can The Flash vibrate his ass so fast that he can clean the shit off without wiping?
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>>83812947
I would imagine that he's like a polar burn where his body burns everything so he would poop.
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If the fast can poop super fast does he still have trouble getting that last piece out? Can the Flash be cobstipated?
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>>83814352
If he's constipated he can vibrate his bowels super fast so that the poop is liquified.
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>>83813536
He starred in a Tijuana bible if that counts for anything.
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