ITT: Sum up your life in one /co/-related image
>>83809836
Sorry that its a comic, though still technically a single image.
This is as close as I can get with the pictures on my computer.
>>83809890
...thats too fucking bad. Cry me a river.
How about having no job AROUND 40 and realizing your life is being wasted BECAUSE you didn't decide in your teen years?
Maybe someone can help me out. I've recently come to find that my reaction image folder is missing something good for a 'exasperated crying' reaction. Not so much just 'sad' crying as in 'angry' crying. Would appreciate it if someone had something along the lines of what I'm looking for.
Pic unrelated
>>83810095
Amen, Brother. I'm going on 30 and am "between jobs". Trying to decide what I want to do with my life. Spend the rest of it working my grandparent's elk farm or going out to learn and live my dream of being ablacksmith.
death cometh
[/spoiler] The last few months I've felt super lonely and depressed and didn't know what to do about it. Today me and my best friend both had off work, so he made us hang out since I haven't seen him in a month or so. I'm dead tired, been up 30+ hours since I work a night job, but I took him up on the offer and we went to the movies to see the Angry Birds. After the movie, we go to Walmart and I run into a friend I haven't seen in almost a year who's now working there, and he tells me to hit him up when this week so I can play Overwatch with him and his friends on the regular.
We get back to my friend's house, and I'm trying to convince him to ask out a girl out on a date, and to show him how easy that is, I ask out a girl I used to have a crush on a few months back who I haven't talked to in months. She's busy the day I asked out but now we're going to the movies next week and are talking, and she's in that Overwatch group I mentioned before.
Who knew that going out and talking to people would make you less lonely? Boy was I foolish to think hiding in my room all day complaining to whoever would listen would help. [/spoiler]
>>83810332
you must be a big guy.
>>83810095
In Daria's defense, it was the 90s. Way before the economy and society imploded.
There's a reason why movies like The Matrix or Fight Club wouldn't sell if they were released now.
>>83810489
With the current economy it's actually an even worse idea to take on college debt. So it's actually way more relevant now.
>>83810049
>>83810268
OP SAID /CO/ RELATED YOU FUCKS
>>83810358
>going out and talking to people would make you less lonelySupposedly... maybe... I should try that
>>83810358
Cool blog, bro.
/co/ is so cheerful.
>>83811834
Jesus Hulk.
>>83809836
>>83811834
Might have to save this one for later...
>Willy hears ya, Willy don't care.
interpretations may vary
>>83814712
You like things other people may not like?
Pic related?
This is the one
>>83809836
Anyone who posts anything other than this is lying.
>>83810304
I'm assuming that we're seeing MSPA's ghost right now, come to mocha HGS one final time before departing from the mortal realm forever?
>>83814848
anon please youre killing me
>>83814319
>Willy Pete gets a day job.
>>83815065
So you're a miserable, self-destructive asshole?
>burned every bridge with family, as on my own as it gets
>in a town I didn't grow up in, don't know anyone snd don't know where to associate with people
>working a shitty wageslave job and barely scrapping enough to love in a crappy motel with shared bathrooms and eat noodle food
>only way to get art stuff done is to stay awake late at night to do it
>tired, lonely, sick of people, yet desperately want friends I can have genuine kind relationships with
Why does it have to be like this.
>>83815137
>4chan.webmhd
![[droning music].png](https://i.imgur.com/LVY0k7w.png "[droning music].png")
It's /co/ related at this point.
>No doctor will help me suicide through pills
>I don't know the combo, quantity, method and how to get said pills without a prescription.
>I was depressed since I was 2 years old.
Doing OK
>>83815366
If you fall off a tall building you will die
>>83809836
I have no idea what Im doing to get such a good life but I have it.
>3.6 GPA Last semester
>Got a job at as a Paintball Referee
>Math Summer class starts next week and still have All of August to relax after
Everything looks fine but I'll keep an eye out for trouble
>>83815706
adult life is terrifying when you're own
>>83809836
>>83810268
Lost hard
>>83810341
Endless boners.
>>83815282
Just keep on keeping on, buddy.
>Get revived for trendy reboot reasons by a bunch of amateurs
>Get your subtle vampire rabbit book turned into a lol-so-randumb comedy show with the same humour and writing as the Looney Tunes Show.
>You and the bunny are stuck as a secondary character in your own show.
>Your cat steals all the screentime for his whiny straightman persona. When the episodes are just 10 minutes long.
>No budget for animation
>Never become a good mystery adventure show like the intro and outro make it look like.
>This milk feels rotten
>These cereals aren't even good.
>I wish I was back in the 80s going outside and playing like a normalfag.
>I don't even enjoy browing the internet on my laptop.
>>83810358
Hearing this makes me want to try this.
>>83815366
>I don't know the combo, quantity, method and how to get said pills without a prescription.
sleeping pills and alcohol is generally a suicidal combination. Likewise, swallowing half a bottle of aspirin at once will destroy your kidneys, and kill you halfway quickly.
Keep in mind, if you do it, you will never see the end of your current favorite series, or be able to enjoy the next great series.There are also plenty of non pharmaceutical ways to go. so if you really wanted to do it, it would be done already. Talk to someone and cut the bullshit. www.suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
>>83814953
This comic has without a doubt some of the best reaction images.
>>83816831
Holy shit.
;_;
>>83816831
This hit pretty close to home. I do often have thoughts similar to this, but I could never imagine doing them, does that necessarily mean I'm suicidal?
>inb4 nice blog post
exhausting but comfy and not bad
Pretty much
>>83816831
is this a page from 'My Friend Dahmer'? I only ever read the first part, but this character design looks pretty fucking similar.
I love these threads, they are as good as /v/'s filename threads.
>>83815282
Where do you live?
This, but every single day
>>83817304
It is, yes.
>>83810358
Must be nice to have friends.
>>83815366
>No doctor will help me suicide through pills
Have you thought about suicide through heroin?
The only quantity you need to know is too much.
The Lorax movie is /co/ related at least.
>>83809836
Good way to summarize it
I got a desk job that I'm loving more than I thought I would and working with people who love me and buy me cakes. But I am gaining weight and need a gym membership.
>>83819156
>if you are posting on /co/ you are literally this
>>83815282
One day at the time, brother, there's no other way. Try to keep your head up no matter what happens. Be proud of yourself, you're barely keeping it together but you're doing this on your own, you have the willpower to make your own destiny.
I've been there when I was pulling myself out of the street. Stay strong
>>83819177
>you are literally this
Fuck you buddy, the only times I ever put my feet on my keyboard is when I am fapping MLG hard core, and need all hands on dick.
>>83810568
I have a friend who argues that why wouldn't you get in debt to finish a school, because you will (For some god reason) get in debt so you can get your house, car etc.
>>83819177
I...I can't type with my feet.
>>83810358
I can't talk....
>>83811834
Damn, that's pretty deep for the Hulk.
It's that sad feeling when you could regard your life was low budget cartoon/comic with horrible jokes, characters, scripts and everything.
>>83811013
This hit me hard as fuck the first time I heard it
>>83815741
>math summer class
bet you also have science slumber parties too fag
>>83819559
I did once.
I was pretending I got hacked so I could say some stupid shit to my friends, I was on webcam so I was leaning back and they were looking at me. I tried to type "You guys are faggots and I don't want to talk to you anymore" and it went to "toj gus atr fattors sand i domt want ro wlak you so janylore"
I have it saved because I thought it was funny as shit, I still got a gist of a few letter placements.
It can me said I can easily type without looking at my keyboard though, my feet just suck.
>>83819807
At first I thought they wanted you to trace that image in the bubble, the page behind that one with Kanga, I thought they wanted you to have pooh thinking about Kanga gardening.
That would be just as funny.
>>83817214
Yeah, that about sums it up.
>>83816998
Not necessarily. If it's a repeated and powerful compulsion that is starting to actually affect your life than you should probably get some help.
>>83819550
Car and house loans require collateral and for you to basically prove that tou actually can pay it back in a reasonable amount of time.
Student loans don't which is why they're at higher rates of interest. People get fucked when after going into debt to finsih college, they can't get a job to pay back the money. It's more analogous to borrowing money to start a business and then that business goes under.
>work 8+ hours a day dealing with exhausting physical labor
>making piss for money; virtually nothing left for saving towards anything extra beyond basic essentials
>too tired to do much else but shitpost by the time I come home and tend to all the house chores anyways
>on top of this shit I need to support my negligent family because even my step-father doesn't want to put up with their bullshit
>pic related, my social life
>>83810304
>mspa-tan is not dead
>He hasn't even changed his clothing to omegaupdate
fucking bullshit
>>83815979
At least we have each other
>>83813604
Me at work
>>83821116
Please no feels this early in the morning, anon. I've gotta go to work in an hour
There's a lot of depressed people here.
I thought getting everything I wanted would be enough but I still feel just as empty
>>83809836
>>83821266
4chan attracts that sort of personality, it seems.
I remember the threads at three in the morning where shit gets real and people need someone to talk to and reassure them that there's a good reason they actually need to take care of their well-being, go to sleep and get up in the morning
>>83821778
wow thats pretty... stupid
you guys either dont want to admit it or are part of the group who do, but troubled teens are all the time in here, not adults specifically
teen drama as fuck
>>83821827
I think you kinda missed his point.
>>83821778
>4chan attracts that sort of personality, it seems
>it seems
Really? You didn't know that beforehand?
>>83814319
>!!Urist McWilly!!
Lost some friendships because of it
>>83810321
> congratulations.gif
>>83809836
If I don't pass a test and get in college they are going to kick me out of the house.
I don't know if I can do it
>>83815490
/co/ related not shitty hobby related
>>83810376
uuuu
>>83809836
>>83822066
What a coincide. I didn't pass any of my classes and got kicked out of college this very month.
>>83822240
Sounds really bad. But we can fix it
I want to believe.
>>83809836
>>83822365
>because you did your best
But I'm not doing anything.
every single time i start or join in on a conversation. might as well be the silent type
>>83824059
fuck of crybaby
pretty much
>>83821966
His tantrum is going to destroy the entire school.
My life is alright. It could be better but I haven't put in the effort yet.
>>83815282
Goddamn dude, I'd send you a pizza if I could.
>>83815282
>>and all associated responses
when did 4chan become soft
>>83809836
>>83824896
>when that awesome balloon you got runs out of air and just sits on the floor in your room
I have no /co/ equivalent to this, I'm sorry.
I hate my life.
>swallowing half a bottle of aspirin at once will destroy your kidneys, and kill you halfway quickly
If by quickly you meant weeks, sure. Its also fairly painful from what I've heard, better to just jump in front of a train or something.
>>83821116
Losing my friends but at least i still got you anon.
You people are fucking pathetic.
>Got accepted into Med School.
>Go out with friends every other day to bars or to just fuck around somewhere.
>Have a part-time job that pays decently and isn't absolute shit.
>Uncle gifted me a car las week, it isn't brand new, but it does what it's supposed to.
Everything is pretty fucking great in my life right now, I feel pity for all of you that are sad and depressed.
Man, you guys need a hug.
>>83825272
And you need to kill yourself.
I'd rather be depressed and lonely than get sympathy from the likes of you.
great
>>83825269
You do realize that 4chan is mostly miserable people right
I'm in a similar situation to you but don't just shit on these people because they feel worse than you and have no prospects
>>83825337
Well, sorry, I just really enjoy shitting on people that are beneath me.
>>83825297
O-okay...
>>83817879
What is heck??
>>83818210
Wrecking ball: 1
Homer: 0
>>83825036
i hate someone smiling and saying something devestating or very negative
>>83816831
My aunt did this.
She jumped onto a highway and got run over buy some poor kid who never wanted to kill anybody.
She was really fucked up from my grandma letting homeless guys crash in her bed and rape her though.
My cousins are like my brothers and sisters, theyve been living with us for a while. Theyre emotional children though and most are in their 20s.
Pic is me.
>>83825618
thats never funny
why did you post that
>have only one friend, worry he's going to become a actual freak
>start my minimum wage job next week
>find out girl I like has a boyfriend
>have no idea what to do with my life
>meds are not working as great as they used to
>>83825376
They're not really beneath you then
>>83825703
>She jumped onto a highway and got run over buy some poor kid who never wanted to kill anybody
Yeah, if you're going to kill yourself at least try not to fuck with other completely unrelated people's lives. Truck and train drivers never asked for that shit.
>>83825376
You're beneath them then.
>nuh uh they aren't
sure pal, sure.
>>83825703
>My cousins are like my brothers and sisters, theyve been living with us for a while. Theyre emotional children though and most are in their 20s.
Are they hobo rape babies?
>>83825732
we are here because god likes to laugh at and torment us
>>83825917
that kind of joke is never funny and always bullshit
>>83815694
This is how I feel right now being trained as a store manager.
>>83826484
god is a fucker for letting that pile exist
>>83816058
>they keep retconning future lives of bart and lisa
I'm killing myself everyday.
>>83825703
>She was really fucked up from my grandma letting homeless guys crash in her bed and rape her though
Jesus christ.
technically /co/ related
![Trunks [screams internally].gif](https://i.imgur.com/A40zn3f.gif "Trunks [screams internally].gif")
I'm screaming from the inside.
I want to write a novel, get a part-time job, and have friends. Alongside numerous things.
>>83826939
girl get off my fucking board
>>83815282
You can try street workout, look for places where people are doing it, it's free, you'll meet people and exercising will il prive your life
>>83815694
Me in law school
>>83821926
I first started posting on 4chan through /tg/. It wasn't until I jumped into /co/ that I really started to botice the trend.
>>83825269
I love when people have their shit on track. Instead of being the decent people they claim to be, they always choose to ridicule those who don't in some way rather than trying to help anyone.
>>83825376
>Beneath me
wew lad, that's some sharp edge there
>>83815065
Bojack, get on the set.
>im constantly making up a skill standard I'll never reach
damn, I just want to stop giving a shit and be happy with what i make
>>83828005
Meant for >>83817214
>>83809836
Why can't some fucker shoot up my place of work and get me?
>>83827143
I don't think that exists outside of larger, more developed and nicer areas
How I got over my depression desu
>>83828426
>How I got over my depression
that makes it worse, like trying to stop thinking gays are retarded by going to /lgbt/ and checking out the catalog
>>83825605
He's trying to say he be swoocing all day.
