>Just got transferred to hospice care
H-he'll be ok right? ;_;
>>83805385
Trying to eat more than you can chew again, Stan?
Good fucking god. Pray for those poor souls who are in there with him.
This is it bros
>>83805430
This
Those fuckers are all going to die with their souls trapped within stan's hellish mustache
hell be fine
>>83805385
Nobody bought into these threads then, and it's not gonna work again a month or two later.
My Grandfather went into hospice and died the same week.
Is he the last link we have to the Golden Age? Is Joe Simon still alive?
>>83805385
>hospice
That sounds like a healthcare service for bums. Is he trying to save his money, that old greedy jew?
>>83805385
Nice source you got there, faggot.
>>83805385
Nice source you got there, faggot.
>>83805430
>Mr. Lee I'm here for your bed pan
>Welcome, true believers!
>Take your pills please
>Excelsior!
>>83805486
>Is Joe Simon still alive?
Died in 2011.
It'll be awful when he dies but at least he'll take that joke about him being some kind of soul eating wizard will die with him. It's gotten a bit old.
Like him.
I don't know what will be worse. Non-comics reading casuals sucking his dick or autists trashing him in the name of Kirby.
lies
>>83805486
Joe died in 2011, five years older than what Stan Lee is now.
>>83805528
Ah ok. Should have googled that and Stan Lee news since nothing came up.
>>83805385
Unless you've got a source, no he fucking didn't.
Right after he admits the first Spider-Man movie was his favorite.
Coincidence?
>>83805544
Hi The Sheeple, still working for free?
>>83805385
sauce? Google brings up nothing but a hoax from a few weeks ago.
>>83805385
Source
>>83805574
You can say whatever you want about the old codger, but the man has taste. I wonder who will make obnoxious cameos to entertain the normies in Marvel movies after he passes. Maybe Feige himself.
>>83805608
>>83805613
>Spoonfeed me!
>>83805630
Feige isn't popular enough.
It'll beBendis
>>83805630
>Feige
Who?
>>83805385
No, this is the year all your childhood heroes die
>>83805649
>>83805647
Oh please, all it would take would be one Buzzfeed article about "Easter Eggs You Totally Missed in Ant-Man 2" to do the trick.
>>83805486
Hospice is where you go to die.
Once that happens, it's just them trying to make their last few days comfortable. There's rarely any leaving.
>>83805649
>he doesn't know about based Feige
>>83805643
So no then
Stan will harvest you next faggot, enjoy the reaping
>>83805385
sauce
>>83805710
Hospice California?
>>83805713
I don't believe in organized religions.
>>83805643
>I'm a retard!
Good to know Stan is still out there taking souls
>no source
I believe you, OP, but you're lying
>>83805723
>>83805748
>implying Stan won't outlast us all
>>83805582
I don't know what that is anonymous.
Dubs confirm who Stan will absorb.
>>83805784
Rolling for OP
>>83805784
It's not going to be me.
>>83805486
>My Grandfather went into hospice and died the same week.
Probably because he delayed going until it was too late to be of any real use.
A lot of people born in the early 1900s remember what it was like before antibiotics especially, but also before a lot of other modern medical procedures and cures, and so to them hospitals are a place you go to die when you're a burden on your family, not a place you go to recover from a serious illness. Most of the people over 70 you see in hospitals die as they'd feared - from complications in their procedures or simply because they're at an untreatable point - because they left it too long before seeking help, didn't have regular health checks or think to check themselves for symptoms of common diseases, drank excessively or smoked, and so on. Simple things like inactivity will kill you more surely than anything else; the worst thing you can do when you're old is accept inactivity as a lifestyle. It'll shorten your life drastically.
Stan's a relatively fit 93 year old with a fairly high level of activity in his life so far as we know - mentally and physically stimulated - so his chances are a lot better than the average nonagenarian entering the care system. There's a good chance he'll be out again in a couple of days or weeks.
That's if he were entering the care system, which he isn't.
>>83805799
FUCK
>>83805647
>not Quesada playing a pizza guy
>>83805533
>that joke about him being some kind of soul eating wizard
It's not a joke, Anon
What's with this meme about Stan Lee stealing people's souls?
>>83805800
Welp, prepare to be absorbed.
>>83805799
>dat perfect roll
>>83805533
>Implying him "dying" is not just him going into hiding so people don't realize what he is
>>83805800
>Probably because he delayed going until it was too late to be of any real use
that's a lot of text for not having even a basic understanding of what hospice care is for
>>83805826
No that's good, it means it's not going to be you.
It's going to be Lou Ferrigno, and with the mighty Hulk's unstoppable power coursing through my veins I'll live forever as the strongest one there is, true believers!
>>83805856
>meme
>>83805799
Rip in peace, Andruardo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhPj_QQx5BU
The new Merry Marvel Marching Society theme to suit Stan's recent habits.
>>83805856
He's outlived many comic creators who where way younger than he is.
Stan is vegetarian last I checked so that probably has something to do with it.
>>83805856
is it really stealing though if he won them in trial by combat?
>>83805873
There's no internationally agreed standard of hospice care. It may be a place you go to die, or it may be a place you go because you're kind of a drama queen and you're going to live another 30 years with mild angina.
Hospital care there is an international standard for, and more to the point people don't differentiate between the two if they consider them places you go to die.
Try working in one, see how that works out for you.
>>83805878
No it will be, since >>83805799
was in response to >>83805784
>>83805906
>veggies were right
DAMMIT, AMERICA
>>83805906
>Stan is vegetarian
yeah if pussy counts as a vegetableit doesn't. He's also not a pussy vegetarian.
If /co/ concentrates its meme magic elsewhere for too long will Stan die? I feared for him a little during the BvS shitstorm
>>83805899
Anduardo confirmed for being sacrificial marvel chow. Let this auspicious day be known as the Last Gift of Andaurdo. Unless someone has something more catchy for his sacrifice.
>>83805799
>>83805826
you'll be fine
>>83806018
*backs away slowly*
Yeah he'll be totally fine.
>>83805933
>Try working in one, see how that works out for you.
Nah I'm good, I can get better jobs that aren't shit like you have to settle for
>>83806004
Are you saying you want him to live?
>>83806040
>>83806045
OK, I'll have a big burger and a shake. And quick, please.
>>83805985
>Eating "food" that causes cancer
You call yourself a man but you're getting cucked by your meals
>>83806094
You've probably digested more cum in your food with that attitude than the whore of babylon and your mother combined
>>83805933
there may be no real standard but that doesn't change the fact it's more for emotional care than true medicinal healing. I'd really rather not work in one either since my current job is enough of a factory of sadness.
>>83806094
thanks for confirming fast food is better than working in hospice care, retard.
>>83806132
>>83806137
>such lack of manners
I guess a shit salary will do that to you.
>>83805385
HURRY UP, FEED HIM WITH MORE YOUNG WRITERS BEFORE IS TOO LATE
WHO ARE YOU WILLING TO SACRIFICE, /CO/?
>>83806094
kys retard, anyone who works in hospice care is a fucking hero
>>83805385
Just a bit of indigestion from the champ.
>>83806180
I'll give you Soule
>>83806130
I'll take the risk.
>>83806180
no one stan lee is a piece of shit
>>83805784
rolling for Bendis to save Stan and Marvel
>>83806213
Come on, let him go back to DC and keep making indies.
Loeb, please. He wants to be reunited with his son, after all.
>>83805385
The time has come, /co/
>>83806229
If you don't make a sacrifice to the lich king he will take you
>>83805784
Rest in peace, Fraction
>>83806180
Frank Miller and Bendis
>>83806132
>the whore of babylon and your mother combined
I don't think someone can fuse with themselves.
>>83805784
Brevoort
>>83805784
Bye bye Kevin Feige
>Just got transferred to hospice care
So he's at an all-you-can-eat buffet.
>>83805385
hell be fine
No mo lameo cameo from staneo for marvelo
>>83805784
Bendis
Frank Miller
that's all i got
He couldn't keep getting away with this.
>>83806422
Way to sacrifice yourself, anon.
>>83805630
>>83806390
>implying he doesn't have dozens of cameos pre-recorded for the future movies
And at this point marvel probably already have his face scanned to make all the cameos they want
>>83806463
shouldn't worry
>>83805799
has it covered
>>83805385
Nurse: "Hello, Mr Lee. What would you like for lunch today? We have mashed chicken in gravy or mashed ham in gravy, or mashed potato in gravy."
Stan: "Wow! The concatenation of crazy chewless choices careens my bubbling brain into baryonic bursts of brazen befuddlement! In a world of fantastic food flying free, fancy and fast, we're given the ominous opportunity of not one, not two, but, count, 'em, True Believer, three titanic tries at taste! What gargantuan gastronomic glee will I guzzle?! The answer is rushing at you with the speed of a runaway freight train, and will be resolutely resoundingly revealed in the next improbably imperious issue of ... Stan's Harrowing Hospice Heck!"
>>83806705
Kek
>>83805544
You're worse.Seriously.
I admire what he did but hate him for how much he's ruined the comic medium beyond repair and flooded it with nothing but superhero garbage. Anyone else? I mean, it's entirely Marvels fault more and more literary works aren't being taking seriously in the mainstream light.
>>83806787
>comics
>literary works
Please be a faggot elsewhere
>In lore of the Marvel Universe Stan Lee is suppose to be TOAA
>Basically God of the universe
>Stan Lee is put in hospice.
>Same week when Marvel starts to tank
>Going down in the rankings in the same week
>Even the pleb news sites are starting to turn on Marvel
>Marvel's God is in hospice.
>He was their life line.
Oh shit, nigga.
>>83806705 Nice job. I read that in Stan's Voice
>>83806705
>>83806130
I'll start listening to the UK on how to eat good food when they figure out how to make it
>>83806787
casual
>>83806130
Stan go to bed, didn't you learn your lesson last time? No one wants to grow a pussy.
>>83806853
>In lore of the Marvel Universe Stan Lee is suppose to be TOAA
Jack Kirby, you lousy moviefag.
>>83805385
>hospice
>H-he'll be ok right? ;_;
you know what hospice is right?
>>83807008
>listening to the UK on how to eat healthy
You'll die faster son
>>83805784
We need to offer him a Pure virgin Sacrifice
>>83807441
Glad to have you volunteer anon.
>>83806234
>>83806285
Bendis is a bad choice, he is such a horrible writer that he'd end up poisoning Stan.
>>83807458
But anon.Im not pure
>>83807441
NO
TAKE ME INSTEAD
SO I SUCKED OFF A FEW MEN THAT DOESN'T COUNT
Reply to this post or Stan dies tomorrow
>>83807458
>passive-aggressive virgin shaming
How is it so easy to spot the newfags?
>>83805385
Wow. Just yesterday he was doing Q&A's on Facebook.
>>83806130
>the sun causes cancer
>inorganic compounds often cause cancer
You do realize cancer is a few of your cells' DNA fucking up and making them reproduce out of control, and anything that damages DNA can cause it.
Chance itself is a factor.
Something causing cancer is like saying something could be a choking hazard.
Anything and everything you can fit in your mouth fits the bill. Which is like, half of all everyday things.
>clicked by your meals
Shut the fuck up, you blithering idiot. I bet you think weed "cures cancer" too, instead of just helping with appetite loss associated with cancer medicines, which helps keep the victim stronger.
Fucking vegans and vegetarians. And shitposters.
>>83807441
DELETE ME
>>83807583
>Anything and everything you can fit in your mouth fits the bill. Which is like, half of all everyday things
Jesus girl
Why make some shit up like that?
>>83805385
>hospice
isn't that like a camping thingy?
>>83807616
What's the movie?
>>83807622
Is that where they told you grandpa went? Camping?
>>83807583
>I bet you think weed "cures cancer" too
weed doesn't cure cancer, in any form, but THC has proven to shrink cancer cells when directly injected into the cells.
>>83807614
Damn it, you know I meant shit like keys, remotes, phones, money, food, rocks, gum, fuck I'm tired, I need to sleep.
I've gotten3.5 hours of sleep in the last 48 hours
>>83807636
the 2015 Fantastic Four
>>83805485
>Nobody bought into these threads then
Because some idiot got his soul sucked by Stan the Man in one of those threads
>>83805799
EXCELSIOR
>>83807636
Superman v Batman
>>83807652
>shrinking cells
>relevant
There are a lot of things that could do that. It's only special if it only affects cancer cells, not healthy ones too.
Salt will probably do it too.
>>83807691
>EXCELSIOR
Stan gets a new soul every time someone says this
>>83806217
>having ass cancer is fun
>>83807636
YFW he dies soon and This becomes his last official cameo appearance
https://youtu.be/GLC5hydV8fk?t=2m24s
>>83805385
>"Dammit all, they're not lasting as long anymore! I'll have to up my intake..."Pls no, Stan.
>>83807750
well its no wonder you don't enjoy meat if that's how your ingesting it.
>>83805784
One has lived for much too long.
>>83807637
I'm not english, so the translation it's giving me is basically "hostel".
>>83807778
that's only because Stan does everyone a favor like a true bro
>>83807827
It's where old people go to die while being taken care of by nurses.
>>83807827
Hospice - hospi - hospital
Use context
>>83805533
Especially since its canon he is a cosmic god.
>>83805899
Rest in peace in peace?
I got all I needed from him.got to talk to him for almost 2 hours at a con last year before it started. He was incredibly cool and just acted like a regular dude. Told me stories about the company back in the day. Said he regrets plenty and misses all the people he used to work with. /co/ lied to me, he's way cooler than I ever expected. Had him sign my arm and got it tattooed, even got a little spidey above it. Least I'll always love you Stan.
>>83808022
Post pics
>>83808022
People only demonize Stan because they don't know the names of any of the corporate people behind Marvel. At worst Stan was a hype man and an idea guy.
He was editor-in-chief for awhile and for the longest time was just paid to hang around as the face of the company. He was never running the company or anywhere close. Jack Kirby didn't leave because he hated Stan or some nonsense, he left because Marvel was sold to new owners and he refused to sign whatever shitty contract they put in front of him
>>83805649
The guy who quite literally fucked Sony to get back Spider-Man.
>>83808022
of course /co/ lied. Stan is the man. The only people who hate him are autists and kirby's family, evveryone else has nothing but good stories about him.
>>83808071
Nah I did once in a /co/ tats thread, now it pops up in those shitty bad tats threads just because autist cunts hate the man.
>>83808507
feels bad man
>>83806367
Wouldn't someone get suspicious of a 120 year old man?
>Hospice
He's dead.
>>83808507
Their just jelly salty faggots
>>83807857
>>83807622
>>83805510
Hospice is when a patient is deemed terminal and their treatment is stopped. Comfort care (strong pain and anxiety meds) is then started to keep the patient comfortable until they pass away.
There are Hospices that specialize in taking care of pts like that, but some pts prefer to get their hospice care done at home, so they can spend as much time with family before they go.
>>83806130
I honestly don't care
>>83805784
Batman Rot in Purgatory
>>83806130
You do know that if you aren't carrying the genetic marker to get cancer you will never get cancer so none of the things listed actually cause cancer.
>>83807652
So does bleach. Funny how people don't go around drinking bleach isn't it.
>>83809672
Yeah, smoke as many cigarettes because as long as it's not present in your genetic make-up, you're free and clear
Nice source you got there, faggot.
>>83805385
His Hell is watching a loop of Dc capeshit with Bob Cane laughing in the background.
>>83805643
The burden of proof is on the accuser, fucker.
>>83809700
>you now realize amanda tod was convinced she was cancer for posting her nudes and was only trying to be helpful to the posting community
Feels bad man
>>83808096
What?
>>83809672
>I never finished school
>>83809972
jokes on you. i never went to school. school is for dumb people.
Yep, sure its a hoax. Checked twitter and no ones talking bout his health. Also the verified page posted hours ago.
If Stan is at the Hospice, hes acquiring souls to feast on
>>83808507
Please post it if it already pops up here, I've never seen it
I suppose he starved after failing to consume Frank Millar.
He'll be fine
>>83805800
>smoking
Lel smoking is only bad for genetically weak people. To the average person smoking is a minor inconvenience at best with some neurological benefits.
>>83809725
That is actually true you limp wristed cuck.
>smoking immediately fucks up your DNA and gives you cancer
>what? There were no movie star and blue collar smokers in the early 1900's who lived to be ninety
>I've never seen an eighty year old smoker die of natural causes
Go to summer school and leave the adults alone, kid.
>not a single link of proof
>>83805430
He's taken 2,989 people famous enough to have a Wikipedia page this year so far.
>>83805784
Jhonen Vasquez
>>83805385
>hospice care
Legitimately a bad sign. My uncle entered hospice right before Memorial Day and passed within the week.
Or maybe he'll recover, and maybe I'm still upset over my loss... meh.
>>83807636
Akira
>>83811448
People don't usually enter hospice care to recover
>>83811543
It's like a roach motel.
Then again, Stan Lee isn't actually in hospice care, so I think we're good.
>>83810497
I bet that unkindled one has HUGE GUTS.
>>83808022
Stan does seem like a really fun person. He apparently used to play the Ocarina a lot while looking after Simon and Kirby, kind of curious as to how and why he picked it up
>>83806705
>>83811638
rip in peace died on-stream
>>83806705
Ah fuck...i'm gonna miss that ol' son of bitch when he's gone
>>83806705
S-Stan?
>>83805385
After he just finished feasting on the souls of Bowie, Prince and Ali?
Nah, he's set for a good while.Still hurts about Bowie
>>83806705
DO YOU MIND
SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO DIE AROUND HERE
>>83805784
dobsin
>>83805784
Shang Tsung.
>>83805784
Kate Leth
>>83805486
>Is he the last link we have to the Golden Age?
Al Jaffee was born a year before Stan Lee and is still alive at 95.
If you kill one another one will just take its place
We must find all of the clones to stop him for good
>>83807552
FUCK
Hurry we must call Ditko, he went into hiding long ago until Stan was finally weak enough to be defeated. Ditko fights for the spirit of Jack Kirby and even for /co/ itself. He needs our energy.
>>83805799
nose ghost
>>83805385
>stan
>satan
>s 'a' tan
Holy shit.
Feedback won't be able to take it.
BASED MILLER
DEFEATED LEE
>You will die in stan's lifetime
Do you think he'll consume his Japanese counterpart?
>>83812133
what if he absorbs the other 54 Stans?
Has any source been posted that I missed in my skimming of the thread? I'm finding no notice of this on Google.
>>83806180
Bendis and Humphries. The world will thank us
>>83815965
Well fuck at that point stan just turns into The Emperor of Mankind.
>>83805423
Underrated post.
>No source
Nice try.
>>83805385
NEED MORE...SOULS...
I just hope he lives long enough to make a cameo asThe Watcher, implying all of his previous cameos were actually him as well.
>>83805647
> Bendis should only appear only to die horribly, such as being bum-speared by Shuma Gorath, or being turned into cuboid pretzel by Wanda.
>>83805799
>it ain't me starts playing
>>83805385
Shit. He's fucking dead. There's no way he's going to survive this one. He's like in his 90's
>>83816453
NURSE, GET ME THREE HUNDRED CCs OF THE SOULS OF DEAD COMIC BOOK WRITERS
>>83805423
Don't you have a freeway under pass to be yelling at traffic from?
>>83805385
Oh no, the Mascot is dying.
>>83816453
Bearer Seek Seek Lest
So does this mean no more Stan Lee Time Lord appearances in MCU properties?
I've never liked Stan Lee, and that was before I heard about the kind of leech he truly is, claiming others' work as his own. I will be happy that he is dead when it happens, as he's made others suffer for far too long.
Go on, call me edgy, I don't care.
Don't worry /co/. You will die in Stan Lee's lifetime.
>>83811094
Man, imagine if they had that written in the packs over 'Smoking kills people'.
Should be better for business.
>>83818520
>Should be better for business.
Given that they are still a huge industry despite the assloads of taxes and warnings, I'd say yeah you're right.
>>83805385
>>Just got transferred to hospice care
Source on this?
>>83809919
A female executive in Sony REALLY wants him.
>>83818520
australian cigarettes have graphic medical gore on them and cost like 400% due to taxation, and its still a booming industry
no one cares what is or isn't on the packets
>>83819167
Just
hell be fine.
>>83807798
so close...yet so far.
>>83815831
>suggesting that he steps foot on "his" turf
do you want us to die?
>>83815965
Somthinh similar to the movie "the one", he absorbs he absorbs jet lee just in case
>>83806787
Plebian with patrician delusions.
>>83821291
>It's the transition between the two that causes problems
One of Stan's first victims.
>>83805423
Oh, he has enough left in him to devour you!
>>83806130
Time to eat nothing but meat so I can die faster
>>83805385
Cameo wise, what are they gonna when he really kicks the bucket?
Show a quick shot of his grave in ever Marvel movie?
>>83823084
why is this a issue if the mouse can de-age their actors as they see fit?
Stan himself probably told them to motion cap him gorillion times so if he dies he can still appear in Marvel movies.
>>83805385
Source?
>>83805385
What's the best way to determine which Stan Lee memorabilia will be most valuable after his death? There's just a lot of crap out there, so if I decided to invest, I would want it to be a solid investment.
It's bullshit guys. He did a #askstan today on Facebook.
>>83807583
Just because cancer risk factors are commonplace doesn't mean one shouldn't try to reduce their exposure to carcinogens.
NOT falling for it!
>>83823166
>implying it's not an elaborate ruse to transfer his conciousness into the machines
>>83807441
>pure virgin
BLACKED
>>83806705
You all read this in Stan's voice and you know it.
>>83805439
I think
>>83823555
>He gains the golden throne
>>83825305
EXCELSIOR
>>83805385
Soon he'll finally see Kirby againwhile doing his wife
So what are your favorite Stan Lee works? Mine is the issue where spidey and Mary Jane got married, and the next one about their honeymoon
>>83823588
Goddamn it, you're right. I can't NOT read Stan in Stan's own voice.
>>83811849
Too soon
Hes gonna outlive everyone posting in this thread.
Why doesn't he just fucking die already?!?
>>83826113
hisautobiography
>>83814648
Oh my god someone else remembers that show.
>>83828899
Don't jinx yourself, anon. He might get you next.
>>83805385
I was hoping he'd last until the end of this phase.
>he lived long enough to see all of his heroes become massively popular to the general publicexcept the fantastic fourand see spiderman on the big screen with the avengers
>He lived long enough to see people uphold marvel movies as the golden standard of superhero films and watch dc flounder and squander their top properties.
