Why is MJ such a bitch now?
>>83796192
So folks won't miss her all that much after Bendis kills her off.
To soften the blow when he accidentally kills her instead of Gwen.
Pretty much trying to get rid of her fanbase via character assassination, yeah.
>>83796192
>now
>>83796267
>>83796261
Wait what?
>>83796344
It's so predictable that this version of the universe MJ will die first. Classic marvel thinking they're clever. I'm assuming Gwen is alive because the reboot only happened a year ago?
>>83796344
The inhumans will end up killing her in their pursuit of Iron Man during Civil War II.
bendis and slott , take your pick
Someone else is dying in Civil War? And it's gonna be MJ?
Fuck this company man
>>83796683
It's not fair.
>>83796725
Clint/Banner
Then MJ
>>83796816
...What the hell 4chan?
I'd like to see Parker hook up with Jill Stacy. She has a hue set of zonkers and was actually pretty cool.
>>83796192
Yeah. She is a cunt. And Tony is an alcoholic coward.
But she is Slott, Quesada and Bendis cunt. Marvel just doesn't care.
>>83796192
Because Slott is Shitt.
>>83796192
She's not, she's got a good point - though she's a bit harsh about it. Dismissive of somone she loved. (probably still love in the correct marvel universe where OMD didn't fucking happen).
Also, the writers who handle her are definitely bleeding all charm and warmth out of her - probably to further dissuade old fans to return to the comic.
I haven't read Marvel since 2007 because of effin' Joe Q.
>>83796291
>I've never read a comic before
>>83796388
Gwen is coming back in a few issues in Dead No More. Smart money says this will be the real Gwen, it was clone who slept with Norman and got thrown off a bridge.
>>83797142
Oh come on. That's far from the worst.
>>83796725
Only if you believe RIch Johnston. He's the only one putting out this rumor, although he's been oddly adamant about it.
Do you accept Rich as your Lord and Savior, /co/?
>>83796192
Storytime?
>>83796725
>>83796725
If it is MJ we at least might get to see Pete give Tony a rage fueled beat down.
>>83797576
Although since it's Bendis, Pete will probably be shit on in favor of Miles, I wouldn't be surprised if hes the one that causes her to die.
>>83796192
Now?
>>83797241
If so, I will change my opinion on Slott.
>>83797641
There are follow-up issues from Spectacular at the time which tried to fix that scene
>>83797641
>>83796192
Holy Shit. It's true! Marvel writes the same shit over and over and over.
Holy Fuck! They really are the worst publisher on Earth!
>>83797705
I'm aware.
They're pretty out of character for who she was at that time.
Mary Jane was a mean, two dimensional slut.
God this abysmal writing and it's abysmal writing because it directly contradicts the story that broke them up.
Pete's secret identity being goddamned necessity is something decided when they shot Aunt May. To condemned Peter for that is infuriating.
MJ has to be made a bitch to make Gwen seem even more perfect
It's what they're doing in the Spider-Gwen book
>>83797219
Except she knows full well having a public identity is what put her and Peter in the very predicament that led to their break-up, so why is she saying Tony having a public ID is ok? It's ridiculous logic-leaping
>>83797766
Oh right, you're of the school of thought people shouldn't evolve/change who they are, like MJ was doing in those issues and it was Wolfman refusing to change with those times. Thank god for the 80s is all I'll say
>>83797766
Aren't you supposed to be taking a day off the internet, Slott, because you were chased away by people who disagreed with your position on guns?
Fuck off, you fat hack waste of space.
>>83796816
laffed/
fat women are garbage
>>83798050
>logic
>in a Slott book
top kek
>>83797641
Mary Jane has always been a ditzy cunt since her use.
Casuals forgot in spectacular spiderman she agreed with the media calling spider_man a menace.
>>83797766
Awww, what's the problem, still upset your waifu is a corpse? Sorry, can't help you and your shit taste, necrophiliac.
>>83798185
What are you doing here? Did you run out of self-inserts to draw so you can dream of fucking your daughter, Quesadilla?
Meantime, I'm just chilling with my daily newspaper comics, where the marriage is still locked in, and MJ's always up to sharing an adventure with her husband and has no problem with his secret I.D
She's pretty swell in the early days of that strip too. She takes Peter back even after he ditched her and almost married another blonde
>>83797231
>I've never read Slott before
Actually, nevermind, you're lucky.
>>83798185
Hey Joey, I hear your daughter Carlie can't sleep at night because your attempts at making Peter fuck her failed
>>83798224
lol you are paranoid. Get some help nerd boy.
>>83796192
MJ has always sucked. I'm glad everyone knows it now.
>>83798224
>hasn't heard this joke before on /co/
Hey, look, it MUST be Quesadilla in the house!
Or someone who has the same two digit IQ.
>>83798380
Was to
>>83798289
I blame Mephisto for the mixup.
>>83798350
>EVERYONE=Gwenfags
This is just one in a billion MJs that happens to be a victim of an agenda. Every MJ not affected by said agenda>your failed project Carlie Joey.
>>83798350
go back to fapping to Emma Stone, casual.
>>83798460
>>83798483
>you don't like MJ so you must like Gwen
Is that all you got? Both Gwen and MJ are the most boring shit characters Peter could be paired up with.
>>83796192
MJ has always been horrible.
>>83798666
Shit taste detected.
Go back to playing with your Legos. Someday you might be a real grownup, so don't give up hope!
>>83798730
>I can do is fling insults
>but I can't defend a shit chaaracter
>>83798730
>All I can do is shit post
>Because MJ is a three dimensional female character with agency and that scares me
>I don't know any women in real life
> Pete must be paired with "exciting" characters because I have no idea what a real relationship looks like
>Or maybe I just really lust after Deadpool and Human Torch and all those girl cooties get in the way of my self insert relationship.
>>83798839
meant for
>>83798768
>>83798839
>MJ is a three dimensional female character
No she isn't she's flat as fuck. Her only role whil she and peter was together was to nag at him /bang him. She has nothing going on for herself because everything about her was based around Peter. She was better as a party girl cause at least she did fucking something.
I have just finished reading "Renew your vows", so this page is even more painful and rage-worthy than it would normally be
has the blackgirlfriend agenda started?
-MJ dies and go to hell
>>83799630
did you just pull that from your ass?
>>83799655
>Thus Peter goes there too to save her (because let's be serious, even if she ended up being the ultimate bitch Spidey would save her anyway), leading to a saga that will retcon out of existence OMD/OMIT
I'm totally fine with this
>>83800255
>retcon out of existence OMD/OMIT
Disgusting
>>83800729
Mephisto, go home, you're a shit
And as >>83799155 said I mustn't believe you
>>83798111
>>83798148
>>83798196
Are you all the same person, or are you just a shitty hivemind?
Waifu are for children. Grow up.
>>83796192
>We made the decision to sell these characters' marriage and unborn daughter to the devil because them getting divorced would "send the wrong message" and are desperately trying to make it look like it was a good idea
There you go.
>>83796192
>now
She was always a bitch to basically anyone outside of immediate family and friends.
>>83797241
I actually occasionally get pretty hype about this till remember that Slott's writing it. Ever since Blue Gwen's been picking up fans faster every year and getting featured in more and more comics (Sins Past, House of M etc) and the ASM movies basically sealed the deal.
I'm sure though that it'll be temporary and she will start disintegrating even if she's not a clone.(Whatever magic is keeping her alive wears off or something)
>>83796192
>now?
You new or something?
>>83797870
Go read a fucking comic. MJ was a bitch of a shallow partygirl before Gwen's death, which was the turning point for her character. In the alt universes where Gwen hasn't died(excluding Ultimate where things are very different) MJ is still that can't-be-tied-down girl.
>>83803689
Go home Slott you're drunk
>>83802202
>waifu are for children
>shitty hivemind
Such anger. Get some therapy. I know it's hard for you to believe, but i's just a comic book. It's not real.
>>83798111
>>83798148
>>83798196
>>83798224
>>83798267
>>83798460
>>83798730
>>83798839
>>83803711
>Waifufags getting assblasted because people don't like their waifu
>Le Slott le Quesadilla
I'd rather this was a samefag and not a couple of pathetic nerds.
Not to mention that if you'd read even 30 issues of any Spider-man run you'd be okay with any woman that would make Peter happy.
>>83798960
It's so adorable when fucktard illiterates invade /co/. What happened? Did a redhead tell the authorities you were creeping on her again so you have to take it out on a fictional character?
>I share a board with Gwenfags
>>83796192
Because she is right.
>>83796344
>>83796725
Rich Johnston claims that Mary Jane will probably get killed because the upcoming issue of Civil War II is tied into how many orders of Invincible Iron Man and Spider-Man retailers make.
>>83803838
>this anon getting this assblasted over /co/, period.
>>83803838
But no woman can make Peter happy except MJ
>>83803947
Were I assblasted I'd probably samefagged up at least three nearly identical replies to your post. That's his >>83803878 thing though.
>>83804005
I'm not denying that. Not to mention she barely has any competition.
>>83796192
she's hungry for that octavius dick
>>83796388
>I'm assuming Gwen is alive because the reboot only happened a year ago?
There was no reboot.
>>83796192
Storytime?
>>83796192
If I were Peter I'd have probably punched both their faces down to a molecular level.
>>83804449
Wtf was secret wars, then?
>>83804525
Something different, but Gwen's still dead
>>83804525
An event comic that concluded the 5 years of comics that Hickman had been doing prior to it, an excuse to write Reed, Sue, Franklin, and Val out of the universe until Ike Perlmutter decides to stop fucking over the Fantastic Four as part of his scorched earth strategy against, and a mercy killing for the Ultimate Universe while bringing over the small handful of salvageable characters to the main universe.
>>83796192
About time this piece of shit dies
>>83796192
Honestly that doesn't even sound that bitchy. After superior when she kinda walked out of his life it was a bit worse but this just saying secret identity stuff can be annoying.
Does anyone here has read Parallel Lives?
>>83804005
>>83804101
J E N N Y
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Please
Peter should just marry the Succubus, at this point it'd probably reverse the suffering, like two deals with devils and demons crosses each other out.
>>83805548
>>83804495
Wow. Much angry. So rage.
Don't stroke out, now.
>>83804598
>the small handful of salvageable characters
Then why bring Miles?
>>83804005
MEPHISTO ??
