What was his fucking problem?
>>83786172
"Was"?
>>83786172
He never got laid
Strongbad is a bad guy.
If he pulled off the mask, would he die?
>>83786228
It would be extremely painful
>>83786360
you're a bad guy, bad guy, bad guy
you're a bad bad guy
>>83786360
>"Also, here's a picture of my parents."
"It is never ever over, my lover of clover"
"'Tis ne'er e'er o'er m'lo'er o' clo'er".
>>83786543
Pottery.
>>83786214
Strong Bad's got the master plan
>>83786360
He's a bad guy
>>83786768
Strong Bad hates Marzipan!and so do I she's the worst character
WHERE MY LASERS AT?
>>83786986
I still find myself randomly breaking out into singing "Just Gimme A Chance To Do A Hip-Hop Dance" every so rare occasion even to this day.[/spoiler]
>>83786752
SHAKESPEAR'ED
>>83786172
He couldn't type with boxing gloves on his hands.
Also, Napoleon complex and being surrounded largely by morons.
his mother is a stop sign
>>83786797
She coulda been a qt hippie girl
>>83787040
Same
>>83787479
Post your favorite 'D.
Like MSG'D
>>83787608
The classic
>>83787608
it's all about the ows for me
>Ow! My the fact that I was alive a minute ago!
CORN IS NO PLACE FOR A MIGHTY WARRIOR
>>83787608
CHILDREN'D
i miss video games
>>83787731
I miss my mom
Oh.. I can.. take my.. shirt off...
>>83787854
BLINDING VOIP
>>83787736
I miss Kristin...a
(that doesn't really work out of context)
I've dealt with this before. Lights. Definitely out.
>>83787992
And someone's gwabbin' mah butt.
mrs commanderson
she's some kind of bird-reptile
and she teaches pre-k!
RAWWK!
doom doom doom doom doom doom doom
dweledoo dweledoo dweledoo dweledoo dweledoo dweledoo dweledoo
the system is down the system is down the system is down
>>83786797
I dunno, I kind of love her hate-relationship with Homestar. It leads to amusingly self-aware shit like cardboard Marzipan. If she were some untouchable mouthpiece like Lisa Simpson she'd be infuriating but she's just as ridiculous as everyone else.
>runs a re-education camp cult
>has had "questionable elective surgery"
>dated Strong Bad's pet
>and the old guy running the concession stand
>in the same night
>stole that one guy's Trivial Pursuit
Shut up, lady!
>>83786172
You clearly cannot handle his styles
>>83787608
It doesn't really count but I still get a laugh out of
HRK
GRK
He died somehowTorso takes silver
>>83788720
Ooh that looks sinful!
>>83786172
he's actually kind of a loser. So he's hostile because he's insecure most likely.
>>83789427
nah, you just can't handle his style.
>>83789761
>Has to lie about having girlfriends
>can't even do one push up
>cheats and loses constantly (where your grapes at nigga)
Strong sad for life
>>83789799
They butchered Strong Sad sometime down the line to be honest. He used to actually be a sad punching bag nobody liked. Now he's just "that weird nerdy kid."
>>83789830
He always was and is both of those things if I recall. "I'm sad that I'm flying" will always make me chuckle.
>>83789830
>They improved Strong Sad sometime down the line to be honest.
FTFY.
>>83788682
>during her date night with Homestar he just starts kicking her repeatedly in the shins under the table
To this day, I will sometimes sing a sbemail intro song whilst checking my email
