Chapter 5 Page 126
WELCOME... TO THE SCHOOL STORE!
Also in less exciting news, I've got some life and freelance work responsibilities that are going to eat up the rest of my week, so there will be some art put up instead of a page this Friday! Nothing fancy, but something to check back for! In the meantime, I'll get to stay on schedule and work ahead a little on the next updates. Thanks for your patience! See you next time! :^)
>next time on paranatural: ollie oop straight up murders a dude
>>83779062
We KND now
>>83779062
This is kinda neat. Hopefully we're out of here before 2017.
>>83779214
I honestly wouldnt mind a whole year in the school store
So it is Violet.
Max had enough of this crazy town a long time ago. He's resigned himself to just silently question all of the happenings.
>>83779233
That's what we said about hitball. Then it actually happened.
>>83779278
>That's what we said about hitball
Not true.
>>83779233
Except the whole store will become a gradient fog background by Friday.
>>83779062
Is that girl what I think she is?
>>83779293
You mean Tuesday.
>>83779297
Lesbian?
>>83779325
Since girls tend to be more touchy in terms of interaction, I can't even tell. Subordinate? Best buds? Les buds?here's a hint: 'no me gusta'
>>83779062
Best page this chapter.
>>83779429
It'd be more obvious. There's any number of blonde, pigtailed characters you can claim it is, but most likely it's just a random, generic design.
Also, shame on you.
>>83779278
I was there for most updates at the start and remember a lot of hate for tournament arcs in general.
This bloke looks too old for school.
If Lisa were still cute, that would be cute.
>>83779520
...and seems like we have an old acquaintance back.
>>83779297
You probably don't mean this kid. But I want it to be this kid.
>>83779098
Yeah, this is a pretty KND scene and set up.
So who gave him the note?
Jessica R.
>>83779429
No wait, we got something from Zack...
...not like these characters are important or anything though. 'Tis fanservice.
>>83779062
Just how the hell is Max making that shadow?
How are his eyes glowing and what's in front of them to create a shadow where the pupils should be?
>>83779971
...beside a "NY folks rooting for Spider-Man post 9/11" manoeuvre kinda thing, y'know, because of what happened.
Though, if the recent shooting never happened, it'll still have that fanservice aspect anyway.
>>83780033The spirit that possessed him made him do it
>>83780033
His shadow hat is facing the wrong way too.
>>83779062
Duct tape girl, no weak point girl and orange Afro are friends
That's neat
>>83779062
THE RETURN OF BEST GIRL
>>83779971
I'm starting to think that for Zack any two people of the same gender showing the slightest form of affection makes them automatically gay.
>>83780160
Therels no where to sit except the counter. Guess who's gonna being having a chitchat.
>>83779062
Spoiler for next tuesday: Lisa's been expecting Max because Violet (right in front of her) told her that she was meeting him.
>>83779062
her hair looks like poop
>>83779297
A prostitute?
Welcome to Paranatural.net !!!
We're a twice a week comic that offers one page and one excuse each week!
NO HETEROSEXUAL LOVE ALLOWED
I prefer characters who happen to be gay rather than token "gay characters" whose arcs encompass their sexuality, so idk why everyone's up in arms over two girls huggin in the background.
>>83781277
I don't. I was more surprised at what I thought that one girl was nuBubbles.
>>83779971
I really cannot understand that impulse of Zack in making 12 years old want to munch carpets or suck dicks.
>>83779062
Is it Collin on the right?
>>83781668
Why not? I thought that was 4chan's forte.
>>83781753
yeah but we go full lewd
>>83781880
speaking of full lewd I need more paranatural rule 34
I wonder how that one drawfag's doing with the remaining requests from last thread...
>>83780033
are you autistic?
>>83781668
>I can't get a joke.
>Kids not playing YuGiOh or an equivalent with the poker chips still there
Missed opportunity
>>83779971
Require porn immediately
>>83779628
She's cute enough.
>>83781913
There is very little because everyone with good enough taste to appreciate loli stopped reading this tainted comic long ago.
>>83779062
And now I understand the first page of this chapter.
Remember when Zack said he wouldn't do romance for the children? I guess that doesn't apply to gays.
>>83779634
I remember that guy, alpha as fuck.
>>83782470
>joke
>thinking Zack would make fun of a minority
>>83782780
It's a goddamn shame
>>83782802
gays don't have actual feelings and are thus incapable of romance
>>83779634
>Suzie's older brother
>>83779297
>Suzie's little sister
I want to fuck this whole family.
>>83782802
Someone should screen cap where he said that and tweet it at him
>>83783123
twitter is for gays though
>>83782802
Yeah, it's kind of hard not to see it as pandering at this point. There was some reasonable benefit of the doubt before but it's pretty blatant now. Zack is a hack but I still enjoy his comic.
>>83783098
>Suzie's older brother
Spender is.
>>83783183
>people can only have one older brother
how could I forget
>>83783183
one is allowed to have more than one older brother
>>83783271
>>83783274
But only one brother can really be called Onii-chan
>>83784135
Yeah, you call the cooler one Aniki
So it happens that we have reached The Bar....finally.
How many months more till we passed it to the continuation of Le Scandale though?
>>83782802
>>83783177
Kinda obvious it was of >>83780057.
>>83783162
His twitter churns out better stuff than the rare Tumblr post though.
>>83779062
What's up with Max's shadow?
I like this.
>>83784443
someone drew tits on the floor
>>83784135
Goodness, I gotta go downloading CCS, I forgot how good old anime looks
Why aren't you showering with Zack's art yet /co/
>>83784839
because I would grab that lower left corner and jerk off into her nose, and I just don't have time for that in my morning routine.
>>83784839
Why people even like that shit? honest question. The art is just... Bad. It screams of tumblr.
>>83780160
Yeah, the golem is my favorite girl too.
>>83785130
I dislike the character designs, but the music and background design is pretty nice. Can't have it all I guess.
The art varies depending on who boards the episodes though.
Is that Violet sitting at the bar?
>>83785130
there's an episode where one character tells another she's seen his junk before and then uses her shapeshifting powers to look like his basically-dead wife to force him tokeep watching movies withher, an episode where a lesbian with ptsd projects her unhealthy relationship with her basically-dead commander onto her commander's son and friend and a whole lot of really really gay stuff.
OH MY FUCKING GOD ARE WE STILL ON THIS FUCKING CHAPTER
I DON'T EVEN READ THIS COMIC REGULARLY ANY MORE, AND I STOPPED WHEN THIS CHAPTER WAS STILL GOING ON
GUNNERKRIGG COURT, WHICH MOVES AT THE SPEED OF MOLASSES, HAS HAD FOUR CHAPTERS IN THE TIME THIS CHAPTER HAS TAKEN
WHAT THE FUCK
>>83786482
In other words, it's about awful people with horrible lives, and we get to watch them fuck it up even more.
PLUS THE PORN!
>>83786594
And the fanbase gets easily outraged over nonsensical things, like other people making porn of a kid's cartoon.
Entertainment all around.
>>83779062
>wink
>>83779062
Dykes in.. what is this? Grade school? Middle school?
>>83780423
Yeah you're absolutely right
Probably calling him out for acting like a spaz when he was walking through that
>>83784839
I don't like tumblr shows
>>83780057
I can't help but wonder if this is what the gays needed to get everybody behind them.
>>83784839
I'd buy that if I had disposable income and lived alone.
>>83785130
Because it's a good ass show with everything people like. If you think of tumblr when you look at art then it's your fault.
>>83786588
Gunnerkrigg Court also updates 3 times a week.
>>83787526
Ed was pretty based here. I miss the early 2000s setting too.
>>83788274
Yeah, edd has totally changed.
>>83789891
Not totally, but his current position as a character is a bit less fun right now, especially since he's got getting as much good focus as the other two Not Max kids got in previous chapters.
Isaac got his moral finagaling with Doorman and Montezeusma, Isabel got her thing with her grandad and eightfold. Ed gets... feeling bad about running out on Isabel and gets shat on by his spirit all while looking concerned and generally kind of pathetic. Yay. All of the interesting psycho comedy bits are missing from his character right now.
>>83781277
I don't think anyone is up in arms?
>>83782802
Fortunately hey removed that rule and made maxabel canon.
>>83783183
When will this silly meme die?
In case y'all not reading his twitter feed rn.
>>83790955
>thanks for your patience
Yeah, sure mate.
>>83790955
I knew the streak would die eventually.
>>83791088
At least we got a couple early updates in exchange this time instead of just a bunch of PREASU UNDASTANDU
>>83790955
it says it on the site, no need to go to twater
i really prefer Early Lisa over her current design
but maybe it's because all the characters looks kinda bland now due of the artstyle
>>83779941
Is this supposed to be a derailing 'shitpost', or anon went in the wrong thread?
>so wide-eyed even his shadow is wide-eyed
>>83779692
well, Zack did once point out that "every single character on this page has been shown before"
so we know it's not beyond him to subtly reuse characters that haven't ever spoken
>>83781668
you know, just because some's gay, doesn't mean they're cockhungery at the age of 12
why would they have a stronger yearn than a straight person at that age?
>>83791088
Has anyone got that one image of all the excuses? We need to add this one to it.
Any anons here patreon anons? I need to see that gif.
>>83779062
What the hell kind of school is this?
Like why keep the Parantuarl stuff secret.
If anything it'd fit in with all the other weirdness.
>>83792836
If everyone knew then governments would try to harness spectral energy and then the fabrics of reality would come apart at the seams
>you'll never be a blonde qt clinging to your bae as she dominates in poker
>>83792836
I have a theory that everyone knows about the spectral stuff and the activity club is just a quarantine for the guys that think they're super special secret agents.
>>83791619
This. People need think before spouting retarded redneck bullshit from the previous century.
>>83791619
The point is that, straight or gay a 12 years old wont have (or shouldnt) so much sexual impulse in the first place; in this comic showing to the point of differentiating sexual orientations.
Don't get me wrong, i'm not saying no one at the age of 12 cannot be homosexual, but at that age he is more thinking 'what the fuck is wrong with me' more than 'hey yo, sit on my lap biatch'
>>83781277
They're 12, supposedly.
>>83794382
How stunted was your childhood? I'd say 12 is very much a time when people develop sexual desires.
>>83788064
The art is shit first, and tumblr second.
>>83794453
Some people, yes, but it is hardly to the point where it shows at anything more than a crush. 12 years old don't normally go seek relationships; what to say this kind of relationship. As you said yourself, they're not cock-hungry.
Here is worst since we must assume two homosexual 12 years old are fine with their orientations and freely showing it around
>>83794382
You're still thinking wrong
a girl could just as easily think "wow, she's pretty, i wonder what it'd be like to kiss her" as she could think "what's wrong with me"
you're the one coloring your idea of this as a perverse thing
I guess, even to straigh 12yo couples it's rare for the one to sit on the other's lap, but you're still exaggerating a lot
>>83794798
12 is highschool right? I can never remember, by the time I was twelve there were definitely obviously gay kids and everyone talked about sex constantly, dunno if it's different in the USA but people made a big deal about losing your virginity before turning 16 and being legal.
>>83794798
Thinking and doing are two different things. I doubt a gay couple at that age would do that pubicly. As you said it's rare for a straight couple, but its nearly impossible for a gay couple.
>>83795380
The Paranatural-verse has weirdly mature 12 year olds.
I mean they are in a black market school store here run by middle schoolers.
>>83779062
>Place where the interesting characters are
>Student council not allowed in
>Two spirits sitting in there too
This could be anything from suspicious (a place where spirit users can hide easily) to very important (a specific gathering place for spirit users).
Still made with how Cody's character ended up. I just wanted him to be the normal guy in the middle of all this weird, which didn't bother him.
And I'm also still hating Lisa's head.
>>83792881
Pay your taxes already you dumb dog.
>>83788003
Obviously.
>>83796016
grisly.
>>83795640
True. I think partially this is Zack's fault for not knowing how a 12 years old should act. Weird how early in the comic they actually acted like kids.
>>83782802
Zack is a faggot cunt hypocrite and weve all seen his Susy sketches
More importantly remember when this comic was a quaint town being juxtapose with wacky softly drawn spirits Remember when almost every panel had a background Remember when the colouring was more pastel than it was jaring contrast Remember when the character design was unique if a little blocky but all the more charming for it rather than pseudo anime garbage Remember when the dialogue was sparse and the jokes were accompanied by narrative accents instead of peppered around whenever humanly possible Remember when the pacing wasnt trying to satisfy daily readers and archival readers at the same time Remember when this story felt like it was going somewhere Remember when Zack had cool friends before he started to cull them off in order to retain his e-peen Remember how he used to interact with the comments section before he joined Gigi and the Hiveworks goons
I hope no one goes on his site or gives him money
>>83784839
Fucking wew lad. Someone needs to end the Zack menace now
>>83784839
Rose, Lapis, Connie, Sapphire, and Peridot look dumb.
I like the rest though.
I'm glad i didn't quit this comic when I got a bit bored of it, because hoowee it picked back up
>>83797159
There's a reason that Sugar is the only person allowed to draw Rose
>>83796016
>#shudder
>>83791274
You mean before since everyone looked the same with that faux animeesque style. Now they're more varied and you just don't like how she looks.
>>83791395
He even said he would keep a list of background characters and reuse them. Smart idea.
>>83794382
Not true BUT it seems that that is the kind of world Zack wants to portray in the comic where kids don't have any romantic feelings although they should. That's why it's weird.
>>83792671
What gif?
>>83797159
Everyone but Rose looks fine.
>>83791619
Before kids develop a sexuality they're pretty much just mimicking the adults.
That's why all young love is straight.
>>83798258
barely on-topic, but the Webcomic Gunnerkrigg Court also reuses pretty much all characters when it suits the setting
But the only character that reappears and doesn't ever speak is named "Becky Ground", because she's a back-ground character
>>83798545
Yeah but most of the "background characters" in Gunnerkrigg are actual characters who have an impact on the story.
>>83798234
Yeah, I don't like how she looks. Not cute anymore.
>>83798293
They only acted like kids early in the comics. Now it's a complete 180 and they are like teenagers.
>>83796317
It's not that, it's just a natural extension of the comedy genre.
It's like how you have to suspend your disbelief to accept that an angsty kid like Max actually minces his oaths with G-rated non-swearing instead of actually cussing like a real 12-year-old would.
>>83796936
It also comes in bedsheet form.
http://www.rageon.com/products/steven-universe-cover
http://www.rageon.com/products/steven-universe-curtain
>>83787526
>purge the ranks
man, it really is the little details that keep me loving this
>>83779062
I want a game made of this.
Or a series or a book.
I want more goddamit.
>>83801675
Some anon made earthbound style paranstural gifs, I'd totally play a pnat gane
>>83796908
Face it anon, it worked -his patreon is enough to pay for him to be a faggot at cons everywhere.
>>83798321
This
I have to see it but I don't want to support Zack.
If I did I would share everything with you guys.
>>83799283
He should have never established their ages.
>>83803592
Zack has sold out.
>>83803680
It's a preview of an experiment. We'll all get to see it in a month or so.
>>83796908
>Susy sketches
Please elaborate
>>83803760
Only if it comes to fruition.
>>83803950
Zack is a fan of loli my friend.
>>83803979
When did these sketches happen? I remember when the comic was young he was hugely against shipping the main cast because of their age. But if he went and drew loli sketches of Susy, fucker is a hypocrite.
>>83804031
It's just an innocent girl lying on her back in the grass anon.
>>83804031
The best thing is he deletes everything, he doesn't want people to know his dark history.
>>83804068
An innocent POV shot of a harmless fantasy...
>>83804107
Midnight-television return when.
>>83804068
Still though. He was on a stream with that buddy of his that does the super stylized voodoo comic and he was talking shit about people who ship the main cast. He was calling them weird and shit because of their age, because everybody knows people don't have romantic feelings for people until they're 18 years old. But he goes and draws Susy laying back in the grass, a common "romantic" shot in many cartoons/shows/movies. He also went and said that he hates /co/ and 4chan because of their hive mind and shitty behavior, but the dude is three snowflake identity crises away from being a full blown tumblrina, one of the biggest hiveminds i've ever seen.
>>83803592
>I have to see it but I don't want to support Zack
Sometimes somebody's gotta sacrifice. Had Zack didn't do some streams there, I wouldn't care as much.
>>83804245
>he was talking shit about people who ship the main cast. He was calling them weird and shit because of their age
Ah, if only he could've known...
very comic book
The thread survived the night, so I might drawfag a little bit, with deliveries next thread if they don't make this one.
Any requests?
>>83799283
>They only acted like kids early in the comics
No they didn't.
>>83806729
Why is it that my mind always goes blank when i have such opportunity?
>>83806729Lewd?
>>83806729
Well, if you're still up to it, try drawing Suzy in formal clothes romantically giving Max that microphone-flower thingy
Vámonos.
>>83806729
If you're the same drawfag from last thread: I wonder if you still remember"Max and Isaac doing cool battle poses and enjoying it".
If you're not, consider that my request.
>>83779971
Man, Zack fucking loves to pander.
>>83806729
Ed and Isabel sailing on a sea of dicks.
>>83780033
it's a pair of bagels on the ground
>>83809866
I could see this actually being true next page.
