Well?
>>83774313
>>83774313
>literally gets his shit kicked in half the time and has to use his wits to beat enemies
>can somehow beat the entire Avengers team
Normies were the worse thing to ever happen to Bats, cause this is the type of bullshit we get
>>83774313
That's not how things looked at the box office.
>>83774313
He should be just as fucked against Thor as he is against Wondy. Also, Cap resists preptime and matches his MMA bullshit, Tony neutralizes gadgets with wireless connectivity, and Black Widow can even partially neutralize preptime in her own universe using spy arts. Furthermore, the Hulk takes his surroundings hostage, so a fight in Gotham wouldn't necessarily help bats. It would take legendary jobbing and preptime for bats to win by means of violence without breaking his firearms or mind control rules or calling in the Justice League.
>>83774742
Both Cap and Batman admit that they're pretty evenly matched. Even without taking into account whether the others could beat him, x<(x+5)
>>83775021
Easy argument
With enough prep time Bats neutralizes the neutralization of prep time
Batman wins again
>>83774742
>>83775465
>caring about movies in the Comics & Cartoons board
That's your own prerogative I suppose
>>83775878
You probably shouldn't have used an image showing Batman fighting the movie Avengers then.
Batman wins!
Batman wins!
1-800-batman wins!
>>83775837
Preptime is not permitted to neutralize Freedom, so in this case he cannot. Have to find another way.
>>83775844
>>83775951
Post more cringeworthy Batfag art.
>>83775980
Does anyone else read Swamp Thing with three second pauses in their head between the ellipses?
>>83774313
>My main nemesis is Bane, who is basically just a roided up jock, and he straight up broke my back.
>>83775844
>Batman
>Punching Spider-man
He will break his hands and do no damage to Peter
Pic related, I also have to find one pic in where a physically enhanced human also does literally nothing
>>83776025
I read him as an Ent.
>>83776118
Didnt peter get blown by granades on the next panel?
>>83776453
If he did, he shouldn't have. Spider sense lets him dodge snipers he doesn't even know about.
>>83774313
The only sane scenario is Batman shutting down, or better yet taking control of, the Iron Man suit (with Bat-Science!) to distract and run interference with the others while he enrages and kites the Hulk into the group, dodging, blocking, and not engaging, until he releases a powerful, smoky sleep gas that maybe takes out the Hulk and if he's lucky, a couple others.
Thor clears the smoke away with a swirl of the hammer as Tony Stark has reprogrammed the suit to never be affected that way ever again, in seconds, using only his tongue.
Batman has vanished and Iron Man asks, "Where'd he go? What'd I miss?"
Winning isn't always about beating up the world without breaking a sweat.
Picking your battles is half the war.
By the way, I came to /co/ to ask if there's ever been a really good battle of wits between Batman the Clever Genius and Lex Luthor the Supergenius.
>>83776536
His spider sense got him out of the way enough to not get hurt. And they were flashbangs. Maybe they didn't trigger the senses as much?
>>83776614
>>83776536
Also, overconfidence affects his spidersense on ocasion.
>>83776578
He out rich bastards him in Kingdom Come.
>>83776536
Writers forget he has it 99% of the time, I still don't know why they gave it to him on the first place.
>>83774313
Batman. He made one billion on his own.
The Avengers had to be all on the screen to do that
If we're solely talking about the team shown in the image. Batman in canon has a cure for the Hulk because of that crossover they had, so he would take him out pretty easily. He might have some tool to counter Stark's weapons. Black Widow and Hawkeye would be easy for him to take out. Cap and Thor however is where his winning streak stops. In canon he's Cap's even and they just end up countering each other's moves endlessly. Thor then completely fucks him overUnless he is worthy
>>83775844
Honestly every version of Tony out there outclasses Bruce on every level.
Nevermind Peter making any fight with bats a joke.
>>83776056
>who is basically just a roided up jock
You're not even baiting the hook at this point.
>>83776056
Bane is really intelligent though. The big retard on steroids take on him came from the cartoon and video game.
>>83776870
He is not worthy.
>>83775793
>Both Cap and Batman admit that they're pretty evenly matched
This, and Batman admitted that Cap would eventually win. Batman brought himself to damn close to Cap's level, but he's not at Cap's level. And Cap doesn't get tired. That's the crucial part of this. Cap can go on for days longer than Batman can. It'd be a great fight, but with a clear winner.
>>83776870
>Cure for the Hulk
No such a thing
In canon Batman admits he will end losing against Cap
>>83776704
That was good, and it's been too long since I read it, but I don't remember it being much of a battle.
Lex was overconfident.
>>83777275
Batman said Cap COULD win, after a very long fight. They're too evenly matched to call any fight for sure.
>>83778110
>too evenly matched
Except Cap never gets tired and he also runs at 60 kmph
>implying Cap and Bats wouldn't get along
>>83778331
>the head of an imperialistic and obsolete reich
>friends with Batman
Nope, Batman would never side with Hydra
>>83777706
Batman also tricked him into rebuilding Gotham at the end of no man's land.
>>83778443
Is taking Hydra Cap seriously a meme?
>>83778506
As Zack Snyder once put it:
Uh, it's in the canon.
>>83778487
And lex framed him for murder.
The relationship between Lex and Bruce is always funny
>>83774313
You realise that Batman has confirmed Cap would win a 1v1 right? Cap solos.
>>83778331
Tried reverse-image search but no luck. Whats this called?
>>83779374
Batman & Captain America
>>83775878
jesus anon
it was a joke
and a good one at that
no need to get so jumpy
>captain america wins because batman is not allowed to use any of his super hero arsenal
>>83779435
T H EM O R E Y O U K N O W
>>83774313
Batman has zero chance against Thor, Cap or Black Widow. He could beat Hawkeye, Hulk, and Iron Man though.
>>83779606
>>83779708
batman could easily beat black widow his gadgets are way better and his suit would block anything she could do
>>83779708
>>83779715
>>83779606
>>83778331
So what is it about Cap that makes Batman unable to beat him yet be able to deal with the other Avengers easily?
>>83779435
Thanks mate.
>People think The Avengers can beat Batman.
Kids today.
>>83779765
people seem to pretend all batman is a marital artist
>>83774313
Batman > Hulk
Batman > Black Widow
Batman < Thor
Batman = Ironman
Batman > Captain America.
Batman <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Avengers.
>>83779867
>Batman = Ironman
>when he probably has a million Bat-EMPs and other anti-techsuit gadgets
>Batman > Captain America.
>when they're shown to be mostly equal
>>83779867
how the hell does batman beat the hulk
>>83779985
he's reffering to that one crossover in the 70's
>>83780043
Isn't that the one where Bats releases sleep gas and then kicks Hulk in the dick to make sure he breathes it in?
>>83776941
This reminds me. Would Bane be able to beat the Avengers?
>>83777156
>TFW this is the closest thing to therapy Batman has ever gotten.
>>83776870
Thor has to be willing to kill, it's the warrior part.
>>83779970
EMP stopped working against Ironman in the 70's
>>83779970
>EMP
>working against Iron Man
Does Batman get spitroasted by Captain America and Thor?
ITT: People who don't read comics talking about comics.
>>83780145
yes
>>83774313
Normies! REEEEEEEEEEE!
>>83774412
So what happened here?
I don't see anyone killing anyone in any crossover
>>83778331
Cap would wipe the floor with batman desu
>>83779606
This is what's stupid
Captain America is far too strong for Batman to be able to effortlessly block Captain America's attacks
He would have to dodge them
>>83779765
Both have a heavy helping of plot armor on their side that prevents heavy hitters from splattering them the second they lay eyes on them.
Bats uses prep against Cap, Cap's superior strategy and leadership counters it, and vice versa, so they essentially cancel out the bullshit they bring to the field. Cap is a bit physically superior but is too much of a goody-two-shoes to be underhanded to get an advantage, Bats is a bit physically inferior but will use every dirty trick in the book to get an advantage, so that cancels out as well.
Hellbat could beat them.
Batman has the power to come out of comic books and give writers of comics blowjobs so that he can suck their dick in exchange for him always winning in the comics.
>>83776934
>>83776941
>All this trigger
It's a joke from a video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prRySgsgtnM
>>83785209
Captain America does not have superhuman strength.
>>83785701
He's peak human potential. That's going to be easily more than Batman can handle
>>83776933
Uh, I'm not too sure about that, Marvelfag.
Batman in New 52 now has the Hell Bat armor, which is basically Batman's version of Ironman's armor.
He also had a Justice League busting mecha that he was using in Endgame.
Not that I'm saying Batman takes Tony 10/10, but I'm just sayin' that Batman isn't entirely outclassed.
>>83785400
If he can beat them before the Hellbat kill him, sure
>>83785400
>Kills almost all of them
>Thor goes nuclear
nah
>>83774608
He solos the Justice League at the beginning of End Game.
The Justice League would destroy the Avengers.
Batman, with prep and info could easily defeat the Avengers.
Hell, the only two he really needs to worry about are Thor and Hulk.
>>83777489
No in canon Batman says to Cap that Cap will win eventually, but it's pointless to fight as they need to battle the real enemy.
It isn't so much Batman admitting defeat as Batman defeating Cap through appealing to his sense of righteousness.
No one in this thread reads comics especially >>83776933 who has read neither a Batman or an Iron Man comic in their life.
>>83785510
As someone who's written a Batman comic I can confirm this as a fact.
ITT: people who think Batman can beat Thor
W E W
>>83774742
You're right, it's more like what the comic sales looked like.So someone should shop in Harley and Aquaman.
>>83776118
Yeah, exactly. If Peter is structurally strong enough that he can do things like bend steel beams or punch through a wall, then that should mean that his skin and tissues are at least as strong as steel beams or brick walls or else he'd just tear his hands apart when he tried to do so.
An average dude punching him just isn't going to get the job done.
Sorry but unless this is a jla comic the only avengers who can't solo batman are hawkeye and widow.
Batman plot armor shit only keeps bats from getting his ass kicked when he has to measure up to supes and flash and shit
>>83778867
Yeah, I've always been vague just what is the relationship between Bruce as Bruce and Lex. I'm guessing rivals? Lex might even have a smidgen of respect for him when he realises that he's pulling a Scarlet Pimpernel to disguise the fact that he's dangerously intelligent, almost on Lex's level (according to Lex anyway.)
Bats and Lex is probably something like, Lex would respect a guy who, despite being completely human is able to run with the League, as one of it's biggest and most respected hitters, if, well, he didn't dress like a fucking bat all the time.
>>83793400
>if, well, he didn't dress like a fucking bat all the time.
I don't think Lex, who dresses in a dumb green and purple suit of armour can really complain about Batman's costume.
>>83790477
How is he gonna beat Thor? He has no weaknesses.
>>83785145
Aunt May decaps rich emo kid
>>83790477
He didn't solo the entire Justice League. Green Lantern, Cyborg, and Martian Manhunter weren't even there.
And Snyder really, really nerfed the Justice League hard just for Batman to be able to win by having them all fucked up from Joker shenanigans, which also had them fighting not at full capacity.
Basically, that whole fight was fucking bullshit.
Sure, you can have a fight with Batman beats the Justice League maybe but he absolutely put zero effort into the whole Goddamned thing.
>>83793651
He will though, because he's Lex.
>>83774313
depends on how much the writer loves batcock
>>83793684
He's an atheist
>>83793811
>movie thor
>a belief powered god
>>83793684
Whisper in his ear
>>83793684
>he
Anyway, Batman would beat Thor with hot dickings.
>>83793851
Why not just turn him into a girl frog
