Le matin /co/, qu'est-ce qui est pour le petit déjeuner?
I dont speak spanish.
>>83767012
OMELETTE DU FROMAGE!
>>83766997
>le
gb2reddit
>>83766997
What are you trying to say young lady? Maybe:
> C'est le matin /co/, qu'est ce qu'il y a pour le petit déjeuner?
>>83767062
I think he was going for "morning, /co/"
>>83766997
Sodomy, just like the other bitch gets.
S-Save me, Trump!
>>83767132
French doesn't have morning-specific greetings.
>>83766997
>the morning
They're bringing drugs
>How to not get blurred version on YouTube?
>>83767148
>>83767160
French fucking sucks then
>>83767251
Now you're starting to make sense...
>>83767336
Sauce
>>83766997
>>83766997
>The morning /co/, who is for breakfast?
>>83767355
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7d7_00yufg
Les Kassos
>>83767160
C'est "Bon matin", crisse d'anglo salle
>>83767400
HOLY SHIT WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN
FUCK YOU CANAL +
>>83767400
> content not available in America
Fuck me
>>83767462
it used to be
i dont know what happened
>>83767458
Maybe its available on Daily Motion.
>>83767462
Next time reupload any region-locked JewTube shit somewhere else.
>>83767436
> Salle
> Quebecucks in charge of spelling things right
Why of course not. Go back to humping your dead referendum mirage, faggot.
>>83767462
Planetary government when
>they blocked it in america
>They don't sub the episodes on their website
Why France
>>83767539
>Quebec is the only place in North America that actively tables anti-Islamic legislation
>"cucks"
The jealousy is real
>>83767400
Quick translation of the episode:
> Muldor? Say hello to the lady.
> NO!
> Say hello, this lady is here to help you.
> No! She's going to scan my brain, I know it!
> No Muldor, she won't scan you brain. You're not going to scan his brain madam?
> Oh no, I don't know how you that anyway. (strong female accent from Martinique)
> See?
> SHE LYING!
> So you're miss... miss what?
> Sandy. Just Sandy! AHAHAHAH!
> Okay, so I see that you were expelled from the orphanage...Ok. Do you know why?
> Oh no madam, I had the best marks of all at school.
> I see on your file, just there, it's written: "licentious behaviour"...
> Well, right I confess it! I was.. smoking a cigar/ A BIG CIGAR MMMHHH...
> Right... right. I have to remind you that tobacco abuse is dangerous.
> Oh right! It's really bad! HAHAHAHA!
> Right...
> We're from the FBI, that should be classy in theory. Except we get all the crappy cases, we waste our time investigating hillbilly that were supposedly kidnapped by little green men...
> GREY! And the exact term is not kidnapped, but abducted!
> Yeah whatever...
> Go on, can you tell what I am thinking right now? Hum? HUM? I got you, alien!
> Oh it wasn't the first time, you know. Usually I just got punished... martinet's whacks. I had to/GET ON ALL FOURS, AND TAKE DOWN MY PANTS. AND SHE HIT, OH YES SHE HIT/ Well that was really punishing. AHAHAH
> ... naturally.
> Eh friends! If.. if you like laughing with your mouth, you should subscribe! And give green thumb (a like)! / OH YES, A GREEN THUMB...
>>83767458
>>83767462
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3cfkzm_muldor-et-scoully-sandy-les-kassos-n-3_fun
but it's censored
Another episode here: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3cbzlo_muldor-scoully-cazimir-les-kassos-n-5_fun
>>83767886
Not sure on how to translate Kassos actually.
"Kassos" is a misspelling of "cassos" which is an abbreviation of "cas social". Literally social case, someone who have troubles in managing his life. Almost always use pejoratively, basically a loser.
>>83769375
theres a translation if you enable subtitles on their youtube vids
i cant check though since they blocked everyone and i cant remember what it was
>>83769375
I suppose you could just translate it as something like 'The Basketcases', although it doesn't really matter and 'The Losers' would work, it gets the point across.
>>83766997
YOU HAVE TO GO BACK
>qu'est ce que
>all these just to say "what"
Why is French such a bad language?
>>83767159
Wow, it's been forever since I last saw this flavor of the month cow.
>>83769589
>this is a french saint
Why are the french such sluts
>>83769607
No bully the Jeanne! Jeanne a cute!
Why do the tshirts in the Kassos shop suck so much ass?
I would love to have a drunk Asterix sweatshirt, though.
Half of a muffin from one of those big box stores
>>83769607
>>83769645
SLUT OF ORLEANS
FUCK FRANCE
AGINCOURT WAS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE
>>83769730
C U T E
U
T
E
>>83769730
JEANNE IS PURE! PURE!
>>83769730
I'm not even Waifuing here, but I'm going to have to agree with Mark Twain when it comes to Joan d'Arc.
Mark Twain wrote his biography of Joan under a different name, because he was too associated with Satire and he felt it was the most important book he ever wrote.
>>83769442
Yep, there are ENG subs alright.Am able to access it from SE Asia
>>83769375
>>83769485
Title is officially translated 'The Dorks' for some reason.
>>83769375
It's translated as "the dorks" in the official english subs (which are up on youtube, you know).
Unfortunately, the latest season is not subbed in english. A bit of a shame, some of them look really funny. Ripley raises an Alien baby, Aladdin gets busted for thieving by hard-boiled inspector gadget...
>>83769853
> Jack Sparrow go full creole with the social worker (since, you know, she has the accent since the first episode).
> Titeuf become islamist to rejoin Nadia in "Arabia" because "people on facebook" told him that's how it work.
> The joker does his "make a pencil disappear" trick, except it's actually just a trick.
I think the last one is the first time they made something less edgy instead of the opposite.
I remember they had an uncensored version of the Sandy episode up, but was the uncensored version of this pic ever released?
>>83770078
Not really in case of the Joker one; the pencil trick is an optical illusion, where he masks the pencil using quick hand motions. He is panting in the end because in order to hide the pencil in the last trick, he had to shove it up his arse.
And just immediately beforehand you had a snowman fucking the corpse of the girl from Frozen.
>>83770245
I would argue that shoving a pencil in your ass is less edgy than shoving it in someone's brain.
I won't argue on the necrophiliac snowman though, I'm just saying kassos-verse Jokerini is a lot nicer Joker than Nolan-verse Joker.
>>83767390
[sweating intensifies]
>>83770245
>I remember they had an uncensored version of the Sandy episode up, but was the uncensored version of this pic ever released?
shit, forgot to post the image.
>>83769744
>>83769764
WHORE
H
O
R
E
>ITT: butthurt Brits
>>83770536
What would we be butthurt about? The Normans weren't French you dolt.
>>83766997
*Bonjour /co/, qu'est ce qu'il y a pour le petit déjeuner.
révise ton français, connard d'américain!
>>83766997
That French is hideous
>The morning /co/, who is for the breakfast?
It should be like
><<Bonjour /co/, qu'est-ce qu'il y a pour le petit déjeuner?>>
DER ERBFEINT!!! DER ERBFEIND!!!
LEWDS OF THIS FRENCH GIRL WHEN?
>>83773010
Anon, just watch the videos.
>>83773036
We can't they blocked the u.s.
I wish they were still doing captions, my french is way too weak to translate this. I think at the beginning she says something like '(Between you and me?), from the first time I saw (a black something?), I wanted one!' and then I just lost track. Fucking frenchies, they talk fast to the point where they're practically mashing words together.
wait, did Xilam made this? the style looks a little like Hubert and Takako
>>83767462
well im mexican and i can watch this.
Maybe is just blocked in the U.S.
>>83776090
They are doing French captions... but, not for every episode either. Huh.
Only like half the jokes come out without the language knowledge, sadly.
>>83776090
>Fucking frenchies, they talk fast to the point where they're practically mashing words together.
>thinking your shitty saxonic language have a more easy accent.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iZB47h7B8k
>>83776998
Fuck off, you cheese eating surrender monkey.
>>83766997
HOLY FUCK WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FACE?!? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsBC-vF0ZeU
>>83777039
Sorry amerifat, it's the weird thing i heard when i see an american person talking in english.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npcRXLkbum8
>>83777322
>dat Sandy on the end
>>83777545
>>83777322
>>83770431
What does "abonnass" mean?
>>83777567
it's a pun.
"abonné" mean "subscriber" and "bonasse" mean "babe" so something like "suscbribabe."
frenchies leave
you already ruined my country
I won't let you ruin my board
>>83777618
ah, thought it was just subscriber with the two s scribbled on the end to make the word and with ass.
>>83777637
>you already ruined my country
??? personnally i dindu nuffin, in fact the goat fuckers are actually ruining my country more with their retarded behavior, religions and customs, since the 70's.
>>83777923
Wasn't there some sort of big rape thing that happened in France that the police were caught trying to cover up?
>>83778405
I believe that was britain.
>>83778405
It was in Germany actually.
In France we have terror attacks, the dirty refugees in France are mostly on Calais in the north, on a camp called "Jungle", they wanna go to England.
they also commit some crimes but we can't put them in jail because they have not identity documents, Europe is great no?
>>83769607
Because Nasu is a terrible character designer.
>>83776090
Quick translation of this passage:
> What can I say... the first time he looked at me with his big black eyes, I knew it was HIM!
> Yeah but going as far as getting married... and I not sure if all this is very legal...
> We made enquiries, it's only legal in two regions of Denmark right now but it's only a matter of years!
> Oula, hold on dear.
> Is it going to be ok?
> Yes yes, don't worry! You know what it is, the ardour of first love! Ah no! We said not before wedding!
> You're sure you're ok?
> Yes, yes don't worry! AAAAHHH! AHHAHHH! OH FUCK!
>>83769607
>>83769730
>>83770479
Fuck you and your Burgundian lies!
>>83778615
Can you do the rest of it?
>>83778754
The whole 35 episode then:
> I'M WILLIAN WALLACE!
> Ah, that can't be true, it's written here that William Wallace is seven feets tall.
> Yes, that's what I heard. And he kills his enemies by hundreds. And if he was here, his eyes would cast lightnings and fireballs would come out of his ass!
> SO YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S POSING AS WILLIAM WALLACE?
> What can I say... the first time he looked at me with his big black eyes, I knew it was HIM!
> Yeah but going as far as getting married... and I not sure if all this is very legal...
> We made enquiries, it's only legal in two regions of Denmark right now but it's only a matter of years!
> Oula, hold on dear.
> Is it going to be ok?
> Yes yes, don't worry! You know what it is, the ardour of first love! Ah no! We said not before wedding!
> You're sure you're ok?
> Yes, yes don't worry! AAAAHHH! AHHAHHH! OH FUCK!
> You know, bearing the fruit of our love inside me... it's making me sooo happy!
> It's due soon?
> It should be in the next few days. Oh.
> What's happening?
> No no, it's nothing! I think that.. ouh!
> Push! Go on madam!
> This is getting ridiculous, it's the third time we had to redo the carpeting this month!
> Dear, my love, hold my hand!
> I see the head! Push, madam, push!
> My god but.. but what is this THING? OH MY GOD!
> No! Come back! It's the inner beauty that matter!
I would really like the show to be dubbed sooner or later
season three got lewd
>>83779191
Can you by any chance do the rest of season 3? Some of them are crazy.
>>83780111
Episode 36, "50 shades of Greyjoy/sex toy story":
> So who is this man who's hurting you?
> It's a monster! He's torturing me for weeks... I shouldn't be telling you. If he knows I'm here he will...
> You broke the rules!
> No, I haven't told anything...
> You know I will have to punish you?
> NOOOO!!
> Your name is Stench!
> No, it's not. My name is Théo.
> Silence, I'm telling you your name is Stench!
> Yes master, my name is Stench.
> Welcome to my world...
> Dear diaries, Ramsay made me discover a part of me that I never knew about. I came twice. It never happened to me before.
> I'm telling you, my friends, this new toy is worrying me.
> Come on Woody, he seems really nice. And Andy looked so happy!
> Mmh...
> Come on, don't worry!
> You know, it's not easy for a newcomer to fit in a group of friends?
> She's right, Woody! We have to be kind!
> You will see, Andy is really a good boy!
> Yeah, he's kind, always conscientious, it's really a good guy.
> Really?
> Oh yes, he's adorable!
> Great! I can't wait to play with him!
> I don't understand, I assure you. He never did that with any of us!
> Oh no, never!
> If someone had told me, I would never have believed it... I'm... shaken.
> Are yo ok? Can we do something for you? A glass of water maybe?
> Not feeling well...
> Well, it's better out than in!
>>83776090
Pls anon.
This is blue board.
>>83781252
ahahaha holy fuck
>>83781252
Episode 37, Sherwoodfellas - Spideurman
> Look like your business is going well, isn't it? How much does it bring in each month? 2000 crowns, 3000? Go on, tell me how much.
> But sir, I...
> Haven't you heard an helicopter?
> Well, it's simple. I'm nice with you... look we take 20% of everything that go through you.
> But wait... it's for the poor, right?
> What?
> Eh.
> Oh yeah right! Who else could it be for? Of course it's for the poor!
> Well then I already gave to that man last week.
> What, to him? Wait wait wait... I'm not sure I got that right, look come over here.
> I assure you I haven't...
> You tried to double-crossed me, you double-crossed me! Filthy shitty fox! You want to get me, ME? You're mocking ME? Take that, asshole!
> Take that... oh fuck, he dirtied my frock, that bastard. A silk frock from my aunt (???)
> Mmh.
> Peter? Are you alright Peter?
> I think my body is changing, I... never felt that good!
> But that normal at your age my boy.
> No! You don't understand! I.. I can hear a fly flying at 30 meters, my reflex are better... It's like that spider bite gave me... superpowers!
> Wait, what spider? Where did it bit you?
> Oh no, don't worry, I feel almost nothing now.
> OH Lord...
> Filament!
> Hello the fireman?
> Fly!
> Yes I have a young man who's not well at all.
> Take me with you!
> Come on boy, don't do anything stupid, ok? You will give me your hand at 3, we will do this together, do you trust me?
> Mary Jane? Is that you?
> Come on, One, two... and thr...oh no.
> MARY JANE!
>>83781954
Episode 38, Charles Ingalls de Ligones - Diesel & unleaded
> I'm a very devout man and a good father, I've always acted in the interest of my child and followed the Scripture.
> Yeah but still, we found your whole happy family cast in concrete under your patio.
> It's no me, madam, you have to believe me. It's the axe!
> Ah right.
> Little Laura wouldn't ate her soup, the axe said "punish her", so I give her an appropriate hiding.
> And... and your wife?
> I had to punish her too. In accordance with the Scripture!
> And you never thought of... getting seen?
> This women is ungodly! She's trying to corrupt your soul!
> What should I do with her, Oh instrument of our Lord?
> Punish her, PUNISH HER!
> No but I was just saying...
> Now you're going to swear me you will stop driving like madmen, it's the seventh time you're retaking your driving test!
> But it's because bad guy always want to race with cars. So...
> Hey asshole! Yeah you there! Don't come close to my car! Back up! BACK UP!
> Go fuck yourself!
> No YOU go fuck yourself!
> Well so they make VROUM VROUM then we make accident. But the girls like boys with cars, so we drive cars!
> I don't want to know! You must stop your bullshit!
> Yes madam.
> We swear madam.
> In this thou shalt know that I am the LORD: behold, I will smite with the rod that is in mine hand upon the waters...
> Told you it wouldn't get through...
And it's getting way too late, good whatever-time-it-is-where-you-are.
>>83782864
night and thanks
>>83782864
The second one is some vin diesel movie I assume, but what is the first one from?
Keep these coming, they are great.
>>83776090
>Beast shoving his erect horse cock in belle's face.
Only in france.
God bless em.
>>83767012
That got me to smile a bit
>watched this subbed on youtube
>hear more episodes coming
>region lock FNAR
>REEE......... etc.
unless they are planning on dubbing this shit i am become alchohal. oh god how long will it take of they dub it?! i just want subs for my trash humor damnit.
>>83786904
Just (a) use a proxy or (b) find an alternate video website
>>83786943
bbbuuuuuuuuuttttt im lazy american and alt sites dont translate cheese crepes speak.
if only crunchyrol existed for french animes.
>>83787092
have you been drinking, son?
>>83787286
only a lil buzz, not enough to be drunk posting.
>captcha: eggs
frenchies and their omelette du fromages
Sandy is great, but Leia Sodo is my jam.
>>83786943
Got any proxy links
>>83767366
>file name
Not wasted on me famalam.
>>83787431
pretty on model there
good jorb
>>83785355
Bison cock.
>>83783653
Little House on the Prairie
>>83787414
>>83787431
>>83777322
Ok, that Jokerini skit was actually kinda funny.
>>83770750
that they got their asses whooped by the french so the least they could have solace with was burn the woman that whoop their asses.
butthurt brits.
>>83789459
Now I want to see Inspector Gadget on Dora action.
>>83789459
It's what we do. If we can't beat you, we burn the things you love.
Don't like it? Fireproof the things you love better.
>>83770750
Dieu et mon droit
La reyne le veult
>>83790366
Americans then proceeded to go to whatever the capital of Canada was at the time and burn down a far more important building. But hey, good job, you managed to burn down the house where the president sleeps, which I think we were considering rebuilding anyway.
>>83770750
I love that brit meme.the Normans lose to France, settle down in Normandy as vassal. for one century and half (911, 166). seven generation of duke. they all speak French men and fight like French (horse and spear) .
but no, totaly not french guys! our nobility choose to speak french for century just because!
>>83778572
Saber was a good design.
But recently it's just been going blah, or some variation of Arturia. Even Tsukihime's Arcade Bumstead is taking the Saber look.
well they sure went with the porn angle pretty hard.
I approve
>Can't show boobs
>can show bull dick
>>83791209
oh they totally can show boobs if they want. they just won't do it because it's funnier that way.
>>83791209
pretty sure they showed tonnes of gaul dick in the asterix ones
also mystyque's boobs are on display but i dont know if she counts
Is Sandy parody of Candy from Candy Candy? Or is it Sandybell from Sandybell? (I guess it is Candy since she lived in orphanage.)
>>83791209
>>83791287
>>83791310
On their website is uncensored.
>>83791323
Candy Candy I think. It was pretty popular in France back them.
>>83791344
i dont remember there being any boob shots though. like you never see the nipple unless it's a guy
>>83767171
She is japanese after all.
>>83767251
We were off to a good start here, aren't we going any further?Or do we have to go to /aco/?
>>83777322
Fucking keeek
>>83783653
See the episode title : Charles Ingalls de Ligones.
It's a mix of Little House on the Prairie and Dupont de Ligonnès, some guy who killed his family. Don't know much about it.
Les Kassos #39 - La Famille Sodo - Daryl vs Wild
> I learned about your father, my condolences.
> For sure, leaving so young, it's a shock.
> Young... no need to exaggerate.
> How's it going? You keep going?
> We hold on... but it's harder for the kid.
> [grampa left too soon, a Death is shining in your name!]
> We didn't even had the time to miss him, we already have the new model.
> [You just don't get it! I'm expressing my pain!]
> Yeah, that's all very well to polish your lightsaber, but I'm tired to find jizz and sebum all over my house!
> You should look at the bright side, he's maintaining his grandfather memory!
> Great. He dress like grandpa, he moves things like grandpa and he smells like grandpa too!
> [One day, father, I will kill you!]
> Eh oh oh oh oh! Don't talk to me like that, "Fantômette"!
> Calm down, dear! That's how they talk now: "Kill your father", "fuck your mother", it's how teens talk you know!
> And suck your brother, it's how jedi talk?
> Oh no! Don't you dare start that again!
> Oh right! And you, articulate when you talk! Shit!
> Concerning the entry form, it's writting here that...
> Oh my god...
Too wordy for one post...
>>83793213
End of Les Kassos #39
> You see here, it's a tiger-striped walker from the Galapagos Islands, one of the most dangerous species there is.
> Ah ok, I didn't knew.
> Look at those black marks on the forehead, they show he reached adulthood. And is therefore eatable.
> You know there is a vending machine just in the hallway, there are nuts...
> Erk! It really have the taste of an oyster stuffed with shit!
> Ah I could have guess so...
> But it's full of protein and vitamin D! I will keep his hairs, they will make a good combustible for this evening.
> You're going to comment on everything you do forever?
> The sun is going down, I must find shelter for the night. This Carpathians brown walker will make a excellent canvas.
> And done!
> Ok, that's enough! You must go back home now!
> It's not exactly the lap of luxury, but this shelter protects me from predators and mosquitos.
> Well... I'm leaving, close the door when you go.
> It's cold, and I can't sleep because of the humidity. I can't wait for sunrise.
>>83776090
>>83776998
you guys have never heard caribean french speak
it's french mixed with african speed up by 120%
it's impressive.
>/co/ like us
:>
>>83793401
>you guys have never heard caribean french speak
That would be ...
Les Kassos #40 - Dr Mynuts - Pirates of the Antilles
> I saw the best specialists, no one could told what's wrong. I.. I don't know what to do anymore, damn!
> Well, stay with me, I'm calling someone who did miracles with my niece.
> We can clearly see an oedema in the stomach near the Butterflies.
> A swollen butterflies, an infected wish bone, a red nose... Ideas?
> A maxillary thrombosis?
> Too young...
> A lupus?
> Too old!
> An Afghan influenza?
> House! He's convulsing! We've got an haemorrhage near the Bread Basket! What do we do?
> Ok, we searched his house and we found vegetable chips, colza-flour bread and a subscription to the Inrocks.
> Which mean that he is...?
> Vegetarian?
> Homosexual?
> A fucking hipster?
> Gluten intolerant, incompetent fools! Give him 5cc of cortisone and remove his Spare Ribs! Quick!
> Oh damn.
> My turn! My turn!
> Oh no, blast, he's dead!
> Ooohhh...
> Ok, I see here that you're smuggling alcohol, that's not good at all, Mr Sparrow!
> But I'm just a Caribbean sailor waiting to find some rest on his island...
> Really? But where in the Caribbean?
> I have... humble hut at Grand'Rivière.
> AAAAH! You know the Martinique? I know Grand'Rivière quite well, I've got a cousin there. Do you know Clémencin?
> Clémencin? Surely you jest! He got married with my little sister!
> You can't be serious, you're Mireille's brother?
> Sure I'm Mireille's brother! What a coincidence!
> We've got to drink a "fire" together. (fire is here rhum)
> Don't stay sit, dance with me!
This one was quite hard, had to find translation IN FRENCH of the "caribean French speech" despite being French myself. Not that you need to understand it, I loved it anyway for using an element present from day 1.
I probably should have tried to find an equivalent magazine to the Inrocks but fuck it.
Les Kassos #41 - Alladech - Shaïning
> So, no progress on your job search?
> Oh, you know, I manage. I sing in the subways, it works fine. "I will offer you a world..."
> Oh! But you've got nice voice!
> Thanks. Want some bread? It's fresh!
> That really nice...
> GO GO GADTETO-state of emergency!
> But.. but what are you doing?
> Sophie search the cupboards. You, DON'T MOVE.
> Let me go!
> But you don't have the right!
> What are you doing?
> What is that? THIEF!
> Good-for-nothing!
> "Just a little snack..."
> IN. YOUR. FACE. Yeah. Sophie, got something?
> No, uncle, there is nothing, uncle.
> No big deal, we're taking him in. On the way to the nick. You will have all the time you want to sing there.
> 6 months for some bread, I can't admit it's a little... But not all the cops are like that, right? I don't want you to amalgamate.
> Oh no, no conflation.
> Help us, I beg you. He going to kill us all!
> Danny, daaany... DAAAANY!
> Oh Lord!
> Dan...
> What an idiot...
> Well, I'm calling the cops.
> No no no no no!
> Come on..
> Wait...
> We're going... 1, 2..
> It's all on my hips..
> Holy cow!
> I'm lifting it all, you're doing nothing at all.
> Start moving.
> Place yourself in staggered rows relative to me.
> In what?
> It's..
> Ah! My fingers, my fingers, step back! Step back! Step back.
> My little finger took a hit..
>>83794603
I want to be bullied by Penny !
>>83794603
These translations are appreciated, bud.
>>83767366
Is this one of those French children's cartoons?
>>83794817
Japanese.
>>83794817
Yes.
>>83794817
Wait, do you mean if the character is a parody of a french cartoon or it the parody is french? Sandy is a French parody of the anime/manga Candy Candy
>>83793401
"African" is not a language
>>83795240
its 3/5ths of a language, in this case french fills the other 2/5ths.
Les Kassos #43 - Les Elfen - Maman Ripley
> So, did you find your Mr Gandoulf?
> What? Oh right! No, he fell in a big hole, he's dead, rotten luck, olala! Whatever. But now, we have to cross the elven forest, you see? Shut up. But those assholes always stop us as soon as we try to get close.
> I think it's getting infected, sir Froton.
> Shh!
> Well we must start of a dialogue, with your elves.
> I say no! We won't let our beautifuf forest being invaded by some islamo-hipster-homo-communists.
> Don't loose sight of him, Mariond.
> I told you they were special cases.
> But they just want to pass, you know?
> Of course, of course... We let two of them pass, right.. and ten years later every one talk the Hobbi, smoke hachisch and walk barefoot.
> Do we kill him, dad?
> Oh no, enough with the violence now!
> AH! Everything is black! I'm affraid of the black!
> I told you, it's dangerous!
> Jeanne, au secours!
> Yeah, it's true. He have troubles with his comrades, it's the third incident in one week. But he's going to make an effort! Right Mathéo?
> But are you sure you don't want to place him in a school... how to put that... more appropriate to his behaviour?
> Oh no! He will go to kindergarten like everyone. He will fit in eventually. Look at the little Ema! She has been at the crèche for three day and already made a friend!
> Oh my god.
> It's so adorable! Those two are inseparable!
> I know he is a little different, but when yo start knowing him he's a very gentle boy...AAAAAAAAAH!
> Oh la la! OH MY GOD!
> Uh! Not a big one this time.
> Oh, keep him anyway. Give it to Suzanne and she will make some giblet stock with what we took Saturday.
> Why not after all, it's not a bad idea.
>>83795285
the Elfen are a joke on the Lepen family, the familly at the head of the far rigth FN political party.
>>83795818
Yep, I probably should have mentioned it.
Les Kassos #44 - Frozen Yogourt - Jokerini
> Oh my god, I'm so unhappy!
> Elisa! You were right about Hans, he was an oaf! He only wanted dad's castle!
> Forgive me, I finally understood that I should have told you about my secret power...
> Oh no, don't worry, I forgive you!
> OH Anita! Come into my arms!
>
> Oh my god I'm a monster!!
> Ah, ok.
> Want to see a magic trick?
> OH MY GOD! But it's horrible!
> HEY! JOKERINI!
> Oh la la but it's really well done! You really got me, little rascals!
> Oh, nice!
> HEY! JOKERINI!
> Ohlala! It's crazy because I never see the trick, I watch carefully and yet...
They could have >implying the snowman thing. They could have, but instead they go aaaall the way through it, to make sure to make it extra uncomfortable. Well done!
Any Leia Sodo screencaps, Dustin?
Les Kassos #45 - Totof - Matrice
> Since last week... we don't recognise him anymore...
> He doesn't eat with us anymore..
> Ah but that kid is surely in love!
> No! No, it's something else, I think that... our son is taking drugs.
> But you can tell us if you're taking drugs, you know?
> [???]! Shut up you occipital dog!
> Totof, please..
> I'm not Totof! My name is ABDOUL MOHAMMED El-LOUKOUM!
> Well that enough, you're going to tell me what's bothering you now.
> Buuut... It's because that Nadia left for Arabia with her family, so I want to go there too. And there are people on facebook who told me how.
> Well no, my poppet, that's not how you do it. You just have to take a plane ticket and that's it!
> ...really?
> Told you it was about a girl, see?
> You were right, madam!
> Oooh come here, give me a hug my dear!
> Ah, the first love... the first love! I remember..
> Well, what's bringing you here?
> I will tell you why we are here. We are here because we know something. The matrix is universal, it is omnipresent...
> Ah sorry I didn't get that.
> The matrix is universal, it is omnipre...
> Sorry.
> I was saying... The matrix is unive...
> Rho, it's hot... my pussy is sticky.. Say, can we open a window?
> What?
> THE WINDOW, CAN I?
> Yeah, hello, Dozeur? Can you download us more casual clothes? Ah, I told it that was a dumb idea! And in the middle of August!
> Say, those small shoes are really comfy! How did you called them?
> You never heard of crocs?
> The arch of my foot can really breathe...
> Ok, have you finished now?
> Yes, sorry.
> So. Euh... Yes! Here, the matrix, the matrix, the matrix... Right, the matrix... Oh no, I'm not into it anymore now. We look ridiculous! I'm sorry but that's not serious! I had something really great, nobody listen to me, that guy make his noises, I had enough! THANKS!
> ...
> Ok, but we're still more comfortable.
>>83776998
Have you ever been so angry about the mere existence of country, that you went on Vocaroo and spazzed out like someone with down syndrome?
Daily reminder that France is our greatest ally.
>>83777322
The Joker part was good, the Frozen bit should have cut off several seconds earlier.
>>83799912
Sorry if americans speak like if they have down syndrome, thank you for admit that finally.
>>83793213
> And suck your brother, it's how jedi talk?
my sides are in orbit
>>83800061
At least we have freedom
Why is France so degenerate? They turn my stomach.
>>83793903
>> A fucking hipster?
Does he actually say that? This is great stuff.
>>83767171
>All that money
>The money is the motive
>>83800295
>we have freedom
>they actually believe that and shut their mouth in front of their government because MUH PATRIOTISM.
>>83776090
Thats pretty hot
This series is gold holy shit
Thanks for the translations! Have a champagne.
Will you also do #42? Or is that too difficult? It's one you really can't get without the text.
also, check out their
>>83801182
>also, check out their
check out their Vine channel, they have some hilarious short anims there.
another Sandy
>>83778405
Rotherham in britain, Muslim pedophile ring that ran for years that the authorities knew of but turned a blind eye to because it'd have seemed racist to prosecute them, muh precious multiculturalism. Around 1400 girls raped
and lastly, my favourite.
>captcha: avenue avenue
>>83801270
I don't get it. Is the joke that Waldo hung himself?
>>83801182
Is there an uncensored version?
>>83794711
Dirty Gadjette is GOAT.
I'd wathc a series about him and Dora the Inspector.
>>83801356
IIRC he hung himself in the episode as well, because no one could see him.
>>83801531
no, Vine actually doesn't allow nudity and no Vines have been posted on their website as far as I know.
>>83799775
So cute and so lewd.
So sassy and cock hungry.
So this is what its like to acquire a waifu.
>>83800295
>freedom
>american
>>83795240
It's an extremely distinctive accent though
>>83766997
I find it funny how the French word for breakfast is literally "small lunch".
>>83801127
>the only character with a happy ending.
>>83777637
Which one? You'll have to be more specific, we'd be the Mr.Bison of nations if the place wasn't taken by the anglos.
>>83802310
depends on the regions
in some places it's "petit dejeuner", "dejeuner", "diner", in others "dejeuner", "diner", "souper".
(breakfast, lunch and dinner)
>>83770078
>Titeuf become islamist to rejoin Nadia in "Arabia" because "people on facebook" told him that's how it work.
I haven't read that much Titeuf, but is being a gullible kid his main trait?
>>83794774
>Vaguely recognize an ear...
>Might know a line weight...
Is that hellmouth, or oglaf?
>>83776090
Dammit,I kinda like the nervous look on Faux-Belle's face
French cartoons?
French cartoons.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OX74fKHo-1c
>>83802919
Nvmnd, it's early in hellmouth to mouth. MN
>>83800363
He say:
> Un gros hipster de merde?
Word for word:
> A big hipster of shit?
Probably because of the Inrocks subscription.
>>83801182
I haven't done 42 becauseI somehow forgot it.
>>83802999
We all do, anon.
>>83801182
>>83803300
If it's all the same could you do 34 and 33 as well? You're doing god's work frenchanon, we all love you.
>>83803300
ah, so then it is more like "a hipster piece of shit", but from what I recall merde is used as generic cussing, so "a fucking hipster" is the same thing. Close enough that it would be splitting hairs to go with either or the other.
Anyway, I was asking because I thought the French have their own word for hipster, because I tried to listen to what they say in that scene and didn't hear "hipster" being said. Probably because French spoken language is so damn different from the written one.
>>83802752
>Mr. Bison
It's M. Bison as in that's the 1st letter of his 1st name, not as Monsieur Bison.
>>83802869
Sort of, especially when it comes to sex.
>>83803887
Yes, M as inMike
>>83803936
Oh yeah, makes a lot more sense for Boxer than Dictator.
Les Kassos #42 - The I-Mens
> I'm Polystyro, class 0.5 mutant. My power? Ahah. I can control polystyrene!
> Ok, but that's not really useful, beside soiling my office.
> That's also what they said during the interview...
> Ah really?
> Yeah, with four of my friends we wanted to enter the X-men school but we were turned down at the oral exam. That's too bad, I'm sure we have potential as a team!
> Ok.
> Here's Breeze, master of the elements, able to generate... draughts.
> Graviton! His body feel Earth gravity 25 times stronger than it is!
> Irrito! The man-child with the most annoying voice of the world!
> [Average youtuber talk]
> Ok shut up, shut up. It's annoying.
> And finally... professor Genealogio, able to read your family tree.
> Hum, you have family in Brittany.
> Ah I didn't knew, interesting. Well, listen, I will try to call them and see what can be done?
> Ok then, suppose we have to deal with a villain of the nazy type. So, Breeze generates a draught. There. Now we place Graviton to wedge the door if we have to withdraw. I go PAF polystyrene! He's now blinded by the small bits. Irrito attacks him from rear. So he's really irritated, and finally the coup de grace!
> Your grandfather was Ashkenazi.
> And so he's broken, he's lost, he's ready to be picked up.
> It's a NO.
> So I think there was a lot of passion, of emotion... for me it's a big yes!
> [I would need an expert but:] Are you joking? Seriously? It was so shitty I wanted to stick those in my own eyes! I'm sorry [??], it's not possible. It's not possible
Fun fact: Irrito is really a youtuber, it's a parody of Squeezie, a... polarising French Youtuber. That being said, he's dubbed by... Squeezie himself, to his credit.
But Quebec Wolverine is just perfect.
>>83803089
>click on a random point on the timeline
>there's a chimp with a huge erection
>>83767027
I don't speak French that good but I think technically this is almost a correct answer. Petit dejeuner is breakfast, right?
>>83766997
Yes, we accept your surrender
>>83767605
>>83766997
where do i watch these in english? the youtube channel doesnt play in US and i want to watch the new ones
>>83803757
Haven't done everything because fuck it.
Les Kassos #34 - Hard E.T. - Sachatte & Pedro
> You know your friend won't be able to stay at your home forever...
> But he has nowhere to go! He need me!
> Yeah but that will soon be a year and a half...
> Phooooone...
> Here E.T., you want to call home?
> Listen, I really thing he's taking advantage of your hospitality...
> Nonsense! E.T. is my best friend! Come E.T., we're going home!
> My bike!
> So this one goes out to the three fucking bastards who screw me over, there will be blood!
> Yeah.
> What is the problem?
> The problem, my friend, is that those fucking team Croquette told me they will give me a Geodude and then... It's not even a dude!
Difficulty here, Geodude in French is "Racaillou", literally "scumstones". So he's actually saying he was promised a "Racaillou" ("scumstones") and only got the stones part (cailloux).
> Yeah. Yeah.
> So the [???], the [???] and the gipsy, it's over! [Incoherent rambling]
> Come here you, tell them what is to be said!
> Well it's that the guy arrived with a Geodude but it's not even a du...
> SHUT UP! [Incoherent rambling]
> Ok, right, it's noted. I will pass the message to them, thanks.
> I'M MAD! I'M MAD, SACHA, I'M MAD! I WILL END THIS, FUCKING BITCH! I WILL FUCK YOUR BITCH PEDRO IN THE ASS! [Mention his intention of fucking various people or things in the ass?]
> Ok, that would be great if you could communicate with each other because personally I really don't give a shit about your stuff, really.
>>83806129
Damn, I'm getting lazy...
Kassos #33 - Teleboubizes - Goodnight brats!
> Oh la la, it isn't getting any better for you apparently...
> Yeeaaah, it's the others... I think they have a bad influence on me!
> You friend here doesn't look well... What's her name?
> Hum? Don't know. We met her last week in a Teknival. She's really high, friend, she was trying to enter a rabbit hole. Only her legs were out. That made us laugh so much! So we took her with us.
> Now I think she's trying to pass through the keyhole.. HEY whoever, is that working for you or what?
> RA-BBIT!
> YEAH! She gone so high! Don't try to understand.
> Well, you don't look well my sweeties?
> I haven't slept for two months..
> Really, but why?
> Oh fuck no!
> Ah ok, I think I see the issue now.
> Good BEUUURPnight, kids! So kids, have you been nice? Have you washed your hands after going to the toilet?
> But why are you doing that? Can't you leave us in peace?
> Hop, to the bed!
> AH! My eyes!
> Nicholas! Are you mocking me? You're dirty, go wash yourself!
> But it's him that...
> Oh! Don't point at people, it's bad! Take this!
> Oh sorry!
> Still boss, a sleeping kid, it's beautiful!
> Shh! You're going to wake them up!
>>83805359
>Petit dejeuner is breakfast, right?
Yep.
I've been thinking on this and does English have a better word for armpits than, well, armpit?
The French have "aiselle" which sounds fairly nice
>>83807052
Well you can just call them 'pits' but that's not much better. That's pretty much the only word we've got.
This thread gives me life.
Someone do translations for "Startup Heroes" next!
Anyone reuploaded the videos somewhere American friendly?
>>83766997
vocé
>>83766997
what
>Want to watch
>Gets jew locked in America
>Can read French because that's how I learned it but I never bothered to listen to French media so listening is next to impossible
what do I do
>>83810458
buy weed
