Why haven't you met Constantine yet?
>>83746172
I don't want to die
because he's a fiction character
Because I may hate myself, but I don't hate myself THAT much.
Constantine is the one person I'd fucking avoid like the plague, because I'm pretty sure he's one of those things God forgot to punish Egypt with so he just threw the asshole out in this century.
I did meet him. We were both backstage during auditions for American idol. I didn't make it
>>83746172
Meet John Constantine
He's your average 60's liberal music brit who has all the pot he can have
Until an accident involving a girl he wanted to bang and a demon from hell transforms him into a... Mage
And he is about to learn
That being a mage
Is not as easy as it seems
John Constantine is...
the Heckblazer
rated PG-13
>>83746192
>>83746186
/thread
everyone who meets him ends up in hell
>>83746405
C'or Blimey!
>>83746172
What's the point of these threads?
Because I've already met angry scousers who claim they know magic and I don't want my wallet stolen.
>>83746172
>>83746172
looks like Neil Patrick harris
