Prince Ali!
Mighty is he!
Ali Ababwa
Strong as ten regular men, definitely!
He faced the galloping hordes
A hundred bad guys with swords
Who sent those goons to their lords?
Why, Prince Ali
>>83745339
I challenge anyone to find a better Disney song. There really isn't.
A HUNDWED BYEEAD GUYZ WIV SWOOARDS
Pfft! That kid's small time!
We /ali/ now.
>>83745401
LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS! TO DEFEAT! THE HUNS!
>>83745481
That's pretty damned close, I will admit, but it still can't top Prince Ali.
>>83745339
HE'S GOT THE MONKEYS
LETS SEE THE MONKEYS
>>83745401
I always liked Friend Like Me more, honestly.
Not that Prince Ali isn't amazing. I'd never speak such blasphemy
>>83745557
I remember being a Counselor at this summer camp with a friend and we were so fucking tired one day we just put on Aladdin for the kids to watch, and when this part came on we both just lost our minds.
There was just something so jarring about that line and the way they danced.
Prince Ali, yes it is he, but not as you know him...
I love song reprises
>>83745401
NAAAAAAAAAANTS
INGOYAMAAAAAAAA
BAGITHI BABAAA
>>83745339
Would you fuck Prince Ali, /co/?
>>83745339
I remember one time at work we were singing Disney songs, and I accidentally began singing the /v/ Musical version of Prince Ali.
I caught myself quick enough to stop after the first line, I hope nobody heard me.
>>83745339
Did this song just sound like gibberish to anyone else as a kid?
>>83745499
https://youtu.be/ncsHQ_psTEg
DLC
IT'S GONNA BE
PRETTY EXPENSIVE
>>83745778
You should have kept going, you'd come off as a comedic genius to normies.
I can honestly say I like /v/'s version of Under the Sea more than the original.
WHO PUT THE GLAD IN GLADIATOR
>>83745339
PRINCE OP FAGGOT IS HE ALI ABLAHBLAH
>>83745827
>/v/'s version of Under the Sea
is that a thing? do tell
>>83745401
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3NoDEu7kpg
but there is
>>83745948
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vx5BNDPA5hE
the /v/ musicals are pretty great.
>>83745798
Only in the chorus. I was thirteen before I found out what a fucking Nabob was, Genie didn't give a shit when he called Aladdin one.
>>83745948
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vx5BNDPA5hE
>>83745959
Good song, but no.
>>83745401
>It's a beast! He's got fangs. Razor sharp ones
>Massive paws, killer claws for the feast
>>83745339
https://youtu.be/0I2gTjRzxaw
Pretty certain this is the number 1 spot.
>>83745401
This honstly.
I love I cant wait to be king and Be prepared. Under the sea is a classic and Poor unfortunate souls is the best villain song. Hellfire is groundbreaking.
But fuck.
I know all the words to this without even trying, its the catchiest goddamn thing in the world.
>>83745746
He has ten thousand white persian monkeys anon. To view them he charges no fee, what do you think?
>>83745823
The cost of TEN regular games, definitely
>>83748369
IT'S PERFRCT FOR TROPHY WHORES
>>83745401
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vi0kFstIFkY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAf-Kfq5UlA
This whole opening sequence, plus Hellfire.
It's not just a good song, it's one hell of a way to open a movie.
>>83749473
This wasn't planned out before!
>>83749913
What's gonna raise gamerscores?
Prince, Ali, Rickman, Bowie, all in the ground now
>>83750138
It's DLC!
>>83745401
I loved Jafar's reprise. It showed how much of a dick he was.
>>83745339
Daily reminder Prince Ali was literally cucked by a blue space koala.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLUsrGim9T0
>>83745477
Make way for Prince Ali!
Say hey! It's Prince Ali!
Hey! Clear the way of his taxi cab!
Hey you!
Let him through!
Or it's you he'll stab!
You don't wanna be the first on your block to earn his ire!
Make way!
Here he comes!
Sound the bells! Load the guns!
'Cause you're gonna hate this guy!
Prince Ali! Murderous He!
Ali al-Sarshes
Kills for fun
Give him a gun
Then watch the spree!
Now Gundam pilots are dead.
And Saji's sister's vent-ed
'Cause Ali's sick in the head--Undoubtedly!
Prince Ali! Mighty is he!
Ali al-Sarshes!
Strong as ten regular men
Take it from me!
He faced the Thrones Trinity
Who'd make a saner man flee
But whos Gundam kill-count's now three?
Why, Prince Ali!
He's got so many shadowy backers
Private armies
But they'd work for free
When it comes to expensive mobile suits
Yeah he's had a few,
I'm telling you,
It's a world-wide conspiracy!
Prince Ali! Handsome is he!
Ali al-Sarshes!
That goatee! I wish it could be!
Closer to me!
Well, get on out in that square
Come steel your nerves and prepare!
To gawk and grovel and stare at Prince Ali!
He's got ninety-five brown Kurdish jihad-kuns!
(He's called the jihad, let's fight the jihad)
And to join him he charges no fee!
('Cept your parents! Kill your parents!)
He bends nations to his will for fun!
(Proud to work for him)
They bow to his whim!
It's best for them!
They're just scared into loyalty to Ali!
Prince Ali!
Prince Ali!
The adversary! Ali al-Sarshes!
Mike Trinity, wishes that he, was half as crazy
Well he saw the Zwei and thought "Why,--I think I'll give it a try."
Next thing you know, Johan's hit the floor,
He's got beams, GN drives
And fang-oos galore!
Takes an alias, heads up to space,
And shows Sexy Lockon what for!
Can't flee from Prince Ali!
Surprised no one posted this yet.
>>83750430
Why did Jasmine want the alien D??
>>83750471
You copypastad it from a time when his name wasn't completely romanized, didn't you?
It's Saachez.
>>83750822
Yeah, I was the guy who helped do "Welcome to the Gokaigers" and I fixed the "One Jump Ahead" for Setsuna back when 00 was all the rage on /m/
>>83750885
>when 00 was all the rage on /m/
I was there. That shit was the best time I've ever had on the internet.
>>83751016
I hear ya, man. The year before that was crazier. All those Gurren Laggan threads about Captain Garlock and how that one background character became a legend because he may or may not have thrown a rock at Rossiu.
Even Code Geass was watchable because I was watching it with /m/.
>>83745401
You stupid fuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLCuL-K39eQ
>>83745656
It's life, Genie, but not as we know it.
>>83751122
>Even Code Geass was watchable because I was watching it with /m/.
I didn't get on that train. I actually went to /m/ for tokufaggotry. Then 00s2 happened. Shit like 00bama, Bushido Bob, the skittle squad, GN-aids, /ali/ (of course), and the rewrites of Disney songs (not unlike these /v/ versions I've only just heard of). Fucking priceless.
I even committed Prince Ali to memory and even sang it in front of some people. It got chuckles at the least.
>>83751331
were we ever able to get the english voice actor for Ali to sing it at a con?
>>83751364
If we did get McNeil to do it, I think I'd have heard about it.
>>83751181
That's fucking cheating.
>>83750690
She had a pet Tiger. You tell me.
>>83745401
For the first time in forever deserved the academy award for best original song over let it go
>>83745339
>>83750430
S A V A G E
A
V
A
G
E
>>83745401
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yc4pJy-a5hw
Not better but still a good one
>>83750660
Another parody from our friends at /pol/
>>83745937
STRONG AS TEN REGULAR TROLLS DEFINITELY!
>>83756534
That wasn't even the best song from Frozen.
>>83748104
Shit, now I have to listen to it.
>>83745823
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7p7SgK_RjSU
>>83745823
>>83748369
>>83749473
>>83749913
>>83750138
>>83750316
>>83745823
opss wrong one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTYpKlIc_fg
>>83745339
>Who sent those goons to their lords?
>lords
>plural
They were pagans, and Prince Ali killed them because they wouldn't accept his monotheistic religion.
Deepest. Lore.
>>83750660
I've never been more sad to have not been a part of a thread in my life.
Hell, I don't think I was even coming to /co/ in 2013. This has ruined my entire perspective on my life in the past.
>>83749533
Brutal. So cool.
Also, as a singer, that high note at the end is fucking nuts even for a skilled tenor
>>83763174
he could mean "lord" in the political sense. as in, they were invaders from a loose confederacy mainly managed by the higher class, and he made them retreat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlkPh7kOnt4&list=PLA77E44CFF84D82DF
>ignoring the classic
>being a contrarian hipster
The Lion King is so far and above all other Disney movies it's not even funny. I'm not sure if I can explain what it is. But I've slowly forgotten all the other Disney movies. But the Lion King keeps coming back to me.
>>83745401
NOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOONE
HAS A SONG THAN GASTON
HITS A BONG LIKE GASTON
HES ESPECIALLY GOOD AT SELF AGGRANDIZING!
OH WHAT A GUY THAT GASTON!
>>83763562
I NEVER ASKED TO BE SAD
>>83749533
Every part of this opening tickles my brain just right.
>>83763511
Too late, Prince Ali chopping up kaffirs like ibn Talib is now implanted firmly in my headcanon.
god tier movie.
>i can't have been the only one with a rock hard boner in this part
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFlnhQK24-Q
![744px-Stitch_(Lilo_&_Stitch).svg[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/JhqQEIF.png "744px-Stitch_(Lilo_&_Stitch).svg[1].png")
>>83750430
>MFW Stitch is my favorite Disney character and Jasmine was my first crush
God bless Chris Sanders.
>>83745339
Aladdin had the best score of any Disney feature. Even it's lamest song (Arabian Nights) was miles ahead of the average fodder from the other films. In fact it was so good it was used as song during the intro of the TV show.
>>83745959
what the fuck was this asshole's problem even
>>83750660
You got me
>>83763562
It's cuz you want to fuck Nala. Understandable, but you're biased.
>>83763562
The movie with more than one fart joke? It's highs are incredibly high, but it's not without low points.
>>83763938
>fart jokes aren't funny
ok crawford oddington the third
>>83763967
Fart jokes can be funny, but they have to be executed just right, and I feel they didn't really fit the tone of the rest of the film.
>>83764004
I sort of thought it worked though. I mean, the fart jokes are with timon and pumba primarily, right? It ties in with the lowly characters that they are.
Also, crude humor and noble sagaesque qualities don't necessarily contradict each other. Read the Tain Bo Cuailnge or the Heimskringla. Or hell, read Shakespeare - even he has crude humor.
>>83760191
Well can we all agree that fixer upper was the worst
Well not worst so much as most ill fitting.
>>83745401
DARLING IT'S BETTER DOWN WHERE IT'S WETTER TAKE IT FROM MEEEEEE
>>83764245
No, Worst is the correct word. In fact, there are few Disney songs WORSE than the troll song.
>>83750430
>>83763709
>tfw Lilo+Stitch never got the sequel it deserved
>>83763055
but /v/ had nothing to do with this one.
>>83763709
>Jasmine was your childhood crush
>Disney makes her a slut who sucks alien animal dick
I hope the creators burn in hell for this.
>>83751122
>tfw Geass Sundays will never return
>>83764944
I hope you burn in hell for denouncing a love so pure.
Stitch is literally the ultimate alien alpha and Aladdin is a lying thieving scumbag piece of shit.
Keep getting cucked fag
ctrl + F
"be our guest"
0 matches.
faggots, all of you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afzmwAKUppU
>>83745401
>confirmed for ignorant savage
>confirmed for not knowing every rock and tree and creature has a life, has a spirit, has a name
>confirmed for thinking the only people who are people are the people who look and think like you
>confirmed for not ever hearing the wolf cry at the blue corn moon
>confirmed for not ever asking the grinning bobcat why he grinned
>confirmed for being unable to sing with all the voices of the mountain
>confirmed for being unable to paint with all the colors of the wind
>>83765036
you can't fucking paint with the colors of the wind
the wind is transparent
stupid leaf bitch
>>83750660
I love you guys:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7ThHHOxlck
>>83765071
>you can't fucking paint with the colors of the wind
>implying
get gud /ic/
>>83764796
Does the TV show count?
>>83749533
What kind of moron tries to drown a baby demon in a city well? That just poisons your water supply!
>>83764979
>Acually defending xeno on human love
disgusting heretic
>>83763643
CHOPPING KAFFIRS UP LIKE ALI WITH HIS DOUBLEBLADED SWORD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZ-ArWFp5Uk
>>83764166
>Shakespeare
Like comparing a peach to a woman's pussy and asking Romeo if he fucked anyone at the party
Ol' Billy Spear can be funny once you realize what the words mean
>>83764609
True
Even if you don't think it's that bad I don't think any song has ever been more out of place in any Disney film.
Maybe there was something in that hannah Montana film but I have mostly repressed those memorys
>>83745401
It isn't even the best song in the movie.
One jump is superior, Aladdin's voice actor is a way better singer.
>>83765663
I'd argue that A Whole New World and Never had a Friend Like Me were better than Prince Ali.
>>83765071
>he can't paint with all the colors of the wind
>>83745746
>Would you fuck Prince Ali, /co/?
Yes please. Or rather, I'd let him f the s out of me. He's so fresh and mischievous andpainfully hot
