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How would you write a Koala-themed superhero?
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How would you write a Koala-themed superhero?
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>>83734519
>Koala-themed superhero
I'm pretty sure that's just a furry, OP.
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She should have a gun that goes pew pew peucalyptus
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The same way you write a newt-themed or mudskipper-themed superhero

You don't
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>>83734552
Is Batman a furry?
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>>83734519
Something Australian.
Like, she's a scientist studying koalas and she comes across some Aboriginal magic that gives her the powers of a koala or some shit.
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>>83734519
Seeing as how being a Koala isn't really a personality, similar to how I'd write any other female in the universe she's set in
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>>83734629
YEAH OR A SPIDER THEMED SUPERHERO CAUSE NOBODY LIKES SPIDERS

FUCK
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>>83734634
Yes.
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>>83734519
Koala with the mind of an Australian experimental astrophysicist. Wears special tech fitted to his new body that allows for gravity manipulation; goes by "Drop Bear."

Pretty much a support guy because he can't handle how shitty his new diet is, and everything sort of feels miserable. Chides his side-kick/partner who put his mind in a koala rather than any other animal; like goddamn. But pretty chill all the same.

Probably levitates everywhere.
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>>83734519
>oy tha meatorite dun crashed ere in tha outback...it was a piece of me 'omeworld Eucalipica it was.
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>>83734519
When I was little kid I remember making a superhero named Kangaroo Girl who could turn into a kangaroo
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>>83734629
>Newt-themed
Dessicated one-eyed newt that exists within a body of mud and swamp detritus; bane of witches. Freed by the Knight Templar in ages past, the New is so saturated by magical energies that it cannot die and having absorbed the suffering of so many who tried and failed to slay its former master it tries to do right by killing evil witches. Can command newts and amphibians to swarm and gather, and excrete venom. Recently moved to New Orleans where it is a buddy-cop partner with an occultist.

>Mudskipper
One of the last mermaids from the Horn of Africa, evolving to take war against Somali pirates who pollute her water with blood, bodies, and filth. Adapted to dwell within the muddy mangroves of the coast. Can jump crazy-like, make her eyes super creepy, and spew streams of water. Has a mudskipper backside rather than a fish backside, making her a pariah to her few remaining people.
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>>83734824
I'd watch a mermaid murdering Somali pirates.
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>>83735243
I recognize these koalas.
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>>83734519
Utility pouch

Thick aussie accent

uncanny ability to appear out of nowhere and fall on somebody from the equivalent of 9 or so feet
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>>83734519
Really stupid, unable to do the simplest of tasks outside their wheelhouse.
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>>83734519

She'd need to have Chlamydia. Koala Chlamydia.

http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-22207442

So a Koala superheroine: built like a brick shithouse, about as smart as one, strong as fuck, possibly riddled with STDs.

I'm warming to the concept actually.
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>>83736554
So Poppy but with STD's.
So Poppy
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>>83736554
>koala-THEMED

like how Batman eats bugs? Or like how Robin has feathers?
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As soon as she steps into the street, she gets hit by a bus and dies.
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>>83734519
slutty std filled heroine that sleeps most of the time
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>>83736491

So few folds
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>>83737321
Medical Mechanica must've got to them
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Have her piss on the villians and give them aids or whatever STDs they give to humans, clamidia right.
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>>83734519
You take advantage of how kickass Marsupials can be, OP.
Koalas have nasty claws, Diprotodons were strong as fuck, Thylacoleo was pretty much a koala-lion-leopard chimera, and Wombats have body armor, aka the reinforced rump.

When a predator attacks a wombat, it runs to its burrow and uses its tough cartilage-filled bum to block the hole.
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>>83734519
>Based DK

Given how good they are at surviving I'd say you're better off being a normal person.
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>>83734519
As an angry, STI riddled, lazy, moronic addict.
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