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MIKE TYSON MYSTERIES
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ITS THE SEASON FINALE. GET IN HERE.
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I'M READY!
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come on yung hee having her period
come on yung hee bath
come on something
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>real deezy
hoooooly shit
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LIVE ACTION WHAT?
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Mike is hype
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Deezy looks familiar ass fuck
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I fucking love pigeon.
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Tyson looks like he would be a cool guy to hang out with
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>Gotta watch out, people stereotype people here.
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God i love Norm, I want him to bend my tight supple ass over and breed my boipussy
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Best mystery ever
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OH LORD
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They reminds me of my memaw and pappap
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well that's.. new.
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HA HA! Ghost farts.
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Im in love with Yun
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gaaaasp
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from the preview, he said he fucked her right in front of them, but since he didn't... their reaction was kiiiind of fucked up

whoa, steve brule season 4 finally?
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>She's a ghost

Dun dun DUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!
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>that music
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>le big twist spoiled by [as] promos

reeeeee
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What'd they say about the daughter?
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Why is Steve Brule so superior to Tim&Eric?
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>>83735113
She's been dead for 20 years.
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>we believe our customers deserve quality
>that's why we engaged in an almost illegal merger between companies who already had a very illegal anticompetitive price-fixing cartel in which customers were divided up by location so they have no choice
>Spectrum! we're changing our name so we can ditch our bad PR.
wow did they just show a naked toddler in a commercial? bout time
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>>83735138
I thought it was 6?
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>walking taco

That's... one way to advertise it.
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>>83735158
I wasn't paying close attention point is that bitch is dead.
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>>83735114
tim and eric kinda run into overexaggeration as time goes on. actually check it out season 3 was already getting kinda grossly weird.
>>83735158
i heard 15.. or 11?
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>>83735158
It is 6.
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How do you even have sex with a ghost? Unless it's just like him jacking himself off or something.
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but they've all died before, wouldn't they know this?
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>I said it before and I'll say it again.
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>first thing that happens when you die is they shake you and tell you not to fuck the living
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Marquis fucking losing it
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Marcus is losing it
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holy shit
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BASED FUCKING MARQUESS
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>just his phone

For pete's sake, Mike.
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>the different types of ghosts have died multiple times
ha. that's neat.
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Holy shit. That gag
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this show is great

I'd destroy the universe to fuck a ghost.
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>>83735209
There are several kinds of Ghost in the Tysonverse, they encountered a poltergeist that murdered an entire family that can't be touched but it can apparently murder people.

>She's only figuratively dead to her parents
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>it's his ringtone

I fucking love Mike
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>tfw God was saying all that mean shit to Maquess because he's gay
that no-fucking rule isnt even real isnt it
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our daughter's been DEAD TO US for SIX YEARS
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>She's not actually dead
Well color me surprised
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>is that my phone
i laughed
and then i REALLY laughed holy shit
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where the fuck does she strip in this town anyway
>>83735082
ahaaaaa.. the ol doublebluff
>>83735209
the real question is how the shit a pigeon has sex with a human
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>she was a stripper the entire time

Fucking amazing
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>Giving head and making pies

this fucking show
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>Giving head shop
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>The Italian restaurant is also the strip club
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>son

Fucking kek.
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why the shit do people think yung's a boy. i mean asians are androgynous yeah but that makes you think the boys are girls, not t'other way 'round
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>>83735279
that episode with the haunted house was great

I wish it didn't end so abruptly. Watching Marques freak out over Sadako was hilarious.
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THERE'S A STRIP CLUB BEHIND PARME.
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I love this farmer
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>she's an hour and forty five minutes late to a four hour shift
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>>83735342
That's not how androgyny really works.
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>Xxxtra Parme
This episode is great
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hehehe, because he's good at handjobs. i guess
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....wait huh?
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>>83735305
cunnilingus, why do you think the bird never shuts up?
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this fucking show
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TRIPLE BLUFF

T R I P L E

B L U F F

SHE LITERALLY SEVERS DICKS AND PUTS THEM INTO PIES
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THESE FUCKING TWIST HOLY SHIT MY SIDES
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HOLY GOD OH SHIT NO.
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>she bakes penises into pies

JESUS CHRIST

>it does that from time to time

this fucking show man
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well that escalated quickly
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>yet another twist to her story
FWAHahaha
>150 year old what appears to be a walther p38
uh
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Just silently stripping in an empty strip club.
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Zombie horse?

or did Jun shoot it in the wrong place
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>>83735373
it really is. female is the default.
>horse stomps them to death
well..
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>OUR DAUGHTERS BEEN DEAD FOR SIX YEARS

>no wait shes actually FIGURATIVELY dead to us because she's a stripper

>NO IT'S NOT SHE'S FIGURATIVELY DEAD TO US BECAUSE SHE'S A STRIPPER IT'S BECAUSE SHE SEVERS DICKS AND BAKES THEM INTO PIES
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this show is fucking demented i love it
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what the fuck!?
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>3 more penises

JESUS CHRIST
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mike sounds weird
>haircut
uhh that's by definition the most feminine, neotenic haircut there is.
>and a truck
well

i wish this show was a half hour all the time
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RATE THE FINALE
RATE THE SEASON

THIS EPISODE:10/10
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>>83735442
Oh my god I'm weezing
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>>83735442

>it really is. female is the default.

No it really isn't. Androgyny goes both ways, boys who likes like girls and vice versa are both androgynous.
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And then everyone just gets killed by Lady, who apparently ran miles out of the farm to XXX Parm to kill Anabelle specifically.
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>>83735441
no Tina, this isn't like your fanfiction.
>>83735484
fraid not mate. things are feminine until something makes them masculine. babies are feminine.
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I love these dark endings
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Why was that Goat on the roof?

>Lady stomped the nice old couple to death
>Then ran across town to stomp their daughter to death

>Be free
>Immediately gets hit by a truck
This show is better than it has any fucking right to be.

Anyone have the music for this bump? Why doesn't Bumpworthy update anymore?
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>>83735493
she lived in the barn with the horse, it clearly was sick of her shit
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>>83735493
Maybe Lady's a stallion and Anabelle's the one that castrated him?
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>>83735481
10\10
learned about bird dicks
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>>83735500

>fraid not mate. things are feminine until something makes them masculine. babies are feminine.

Dude what, where the fuck do you live where people think that
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>>83735505
bumpworthys uploading system fucked up permanently
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great finale

tyson mysteries is the only show that feels like classic adult swim
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>tfw this probably won't get renewed for another season.
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>>83735481
MySides/11
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>>83735536
Biologically speaking he is correct, Google it
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>>83735562
they gave this current season 20 episodes and a weekday rerun slot, i think itll come back
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>>83735562
Well,we said that last time. Maybe we'll get another surprise?
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>>83735531
Funny thing is, not all birds even have dicks. They just spray spunk out of their cloaca. Yeah. Only 2 birds I know have dicks. Ostriches, and Ducks.
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>>83735562

It's okay though, because Mr. Pickles, Tim&Eric, and fox leftover will be here to fill the block for us.
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>>83735593
Double post, but babies are not feminine by default, embryos are.
So he was almost right
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>>83735500
It depends on the person anon. Some people lean towards boys and some towards girls. But there are people who think bald little babies are boys until they have something that makes them look like a girl.
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>>83735531
only like 1% of birds have what can be called a dick.

pigeons don't have dicks.
0/10 shit show
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>>83735610
Pretty sure i saw a parakeet humping before. Idk. I'm gonna do in depth research into bird dick now.
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>>83735620
I thought by default embryos were some weird proto-gender then you put in the hormones or you don't.
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>>83735114
Because John C. Reilly actually knows how to act so when he does it badly on purpose he's still acting.
Tim and Eric think childish giggles and constantly looking at the camera constitutes tongue in cheek humor. Seriously how do you fail at tongue in cheek?
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>>83735610
>>83735642
Then I guess Pigeon got to keep one of his human parts
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>>83735659
Well you gotta get that spunk to go cloaca to cloaca somehow.
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>>83735671
Thier tongues rarely stay in thier mouths. That may be a factor.
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>>83735699
A whole new world of visuals has opened to me.
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>>83735663
right. If you don't add whatever it is, it becomes a female, so we say female is the default gender.
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The shtick was beautiful. I would have been down for a glorified farmer's daughter joke, but this went above and beyond.

>>83735552
Even the live-action segments are more benign, like the old days.
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>>83735681
apparently. Considering he still enjoys sex.
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Aw, let Pony be in the band.
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>>83735699
>>83735659
I'll save you the trouble.
nearly all birds mate through a cloaca "kiss"
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Did no one cap the episode?
Where's download?
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>>83736077
would you call dibs on Pony
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>>83736496
bump
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>>83736843
please I need to watch this
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>>83736579
I like em chubby
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>You gonna pour me a drink or just keep staring at me with that bottle in your hand?

>You gonna tell me where the glasses are or keep being an unhelpful bitch standing in a doorway?
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god damn Marcus freaking the fuck out was gold
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Still no damn rip.
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Hardest I've laughed at this show. Wonderfully demented.

9/10
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>>83738624
>he didn't even notice he ripped off his clothes
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>>83738718

Still nada at 1am
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>>83734505
Bump
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Jokes aside; is Marquis actually gay?
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>>83735505
>Why was that Goat on the roof?
Goats like getting on top of shit.
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>>83742319
The person he's based on was accused of sodomy with men in his time, so more than likely
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Is the show cancelled or is it coming back for another season?
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anyone have a download link?
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>>83742482
But that was Oscar Wilde.
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still no link? bumpin
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