epilogue canceled
sbahj soon
>>83726463
>>83726463
best decision of his career
>>83726463
So was eridan another hussie self insert. I mean they both killed all hope
>>83726463
what if it's an actual comic like AIDS but about SBAHJ?
>>83726506
>what if it's an actual comic
>Hussie actually putting an effort into anything anymore
>>83726495
Thank you for capping that savage response to my question before the thread died.
>>83726463
he JOURNEYS ninto tHE WAStLANT
and the PENIstreatijng MOUnT TAINts
alone
hsi eyes ar hide and full of pai n
what haas happneden to the SWEat BR O
A B U S E R
nobody know
fot steps away
>>83726463
I thought today would either provide no news about the Epilouge and get me off Hussie's wild ride, or provide some news, and at least confirm that the ride never ends.
Instead we get this. And I continue to stew in uncertainty. Fucking Christ, this is torture.
>>83726576
Well it did provide no news anout the epilogue and the sbahj is not as shitty looking so its trash
>>83726550
i need more fit roxy
forever
kucked
>>83726463
Like does hussie honestly not know how pissed people are over the ending? Is it like the KS thing we he just pretends to not notice whats happening?
How could he be so fucking dense
hussie failed
>>83726569
how could I notBut seriously stop after act 4 and pretend they all die. It's the best possible ending considering what we actually got.
I am not good at artifacting shit
Maybe I should have use paint instead of clip studio....
>>83726463
>anyone thinking we were getting news on the epilogue today
what the fuck is wrong with all of you
>>83726603
SBaHJ is Homestuck related, and often times used to foreshadow coming events in Homestuck. This might be that.
OR IT MIGHT NOT. FUCK.
>>83726633
Its been 2 months. Even a hey i have started working on the epilogie would be enough
>>83726614
he is surrounded by his inner circle of sycophants at all times
>Musicians put in hard work for new album
>it's great
>even fucking lexxy did great art for it
>hussie can't even put a little effort into writing a newspost
fuck you
>>83726666
>not even satan quads can grant us an epilogue
EB : الله أكبر
>>83726662
>and often times used to foreshadow coming events in Homestuck.
Ok bkew
is anyone bothered by the screenshots from collide in the news section? these are pretty large spoilers and new readers will definitely see them
>>83726572
he is TO FIND the BLAZEDEST summet
even GEROmy is left behind
bUt HE does not KNOW
GeROMY IS RIGHT BEHIND hIM
thsi summur
HELLA JEFF anand not sewet bro he is gon
ang GEROMY
in
YOUR MOM
inSIDE her VAGAINA the MoIVE 2: dont turn y;or bakc on the booby
>>83726705
POST
IT
ON
LEDDIT
>>83726621
How sad. Any good Paradox Space stories, or are they also skippable?
>everyone expects news on 6/12
>hussie posts some non-information and deletes his previous update
the man's done it. he invented the opposite of news. truly he has ascended as a master of irony
>>83726680
>Musicians put in hard work for new album
>Homestuck ended 2 months ago so none of their work will even be used
>>83726723
Who?
Who is bkew? I've seen them brought up before, but never understood who they were.
>>83726613
this was the best possible thing to happen to his character let's be real
....did we even see him in the dreambubble? and like, not just in the crowds.
ok, added one more to the bunch and darkened the lines
looks more presentable now
>>83726680
But Anon, didn't you see? he wrote "I have been preoccupied with a wide variety of projects. Some are related to Homestuck, some are not. And yet others are not so easy to categorize. I have kept busy"
Its not like the last time he said he had been busy we were disappointedhahaaaa 3 fucking years how the fuck can you spend all that time and produce THAT jesus christ
So is Hussie just completely unaware and uninvolved of that Youtube video Basco and the game programmer posted or something? It's weird that he didn't have any part in getting that thing out there.
>>83726725
The first time I looked at the site it was pretty weird but without context it didn't really click.
And when you start reading page by page, you never really have a reason to scroll back down so out of sight & out of mind. The passwords & arms were way worse imo.
>>83726762
Its honestly impeccable, I don't understand how someone can fuck up that hard
>>83726788
She is so cute!
man this newspost sucks.
album is gucci tho
>>83726759
Not really unless you like the trolls or post-act 5 teenage drama references.
>>83726816
His involvement was a clip where he tried and failed to feed/pet a horse.
>>83726788
no more pussyfooting this angel
you know what you need to draw of her next
>>83726833
>I don't understand how someone can fuck up that hard
A mixture of autism abd depression
>>83726463
Ibaraki is that you?
>>83726788
She is pretty cute!
I want to see her nude!
rate her
>>83726788
So where are the lewds, angel?
>>83726879
Now here's a good, but dead ship. Lest we forget.
I'd give him another half hour until 6:12 to do something, as doing this shit and then faking out is his modus operandi
>>83726914
snusnu /10
what does the deletion of the old newspost signify?
>>83726833
i'm just not convinced he's not doing all of this on purpose. i think he got so sick of people calling him a troll for doing normal things in his comic that he decided to teach us the TRUE MEANING OF TROLLING
>>83726914
i look at her face and i don't feel 'troll'. it might be the art style, but i think some fangs and an obvious symbol would help.
>>83726938
Hussie has abandoned us
>>83726938
Homestuck isn't over! Stay tuned! Buy our merch!
>>83726938
there is now nothing on the site about an epilogue
>>83726926
Was his mo. It was. His new mo is barely updating us on anything
why couldn't all of paradox space just be stuff like this
and by stuff like this i mean trolls being molested
>>83726759
Yes, these are the best, a few others are passable.
Most are garbage.
http://www.paradoxspace.com/summerteen-romance/1
http://www.paradoxspace.com/the-inaugural-death-of-mister-seven/1
http://www.paradoxspace.com/horse-play/1
http://www.paradoxspace.com/quality-time/1
http://www.paradoxspace.com/critical-miss/1
http://www.paradoxspace.com/john-s-birthday/1
Sweet Buzzzzo and Hella Brad::: The peinful
>>83726977
where was my fucking caliborn comic
or fuck even something with calliope. wouldn't a calliope story have been perfect? she's the fucking fandom character!
>>83726989
>john-s-birthday
Link to new newspost?
>>83727009
it's on the front page, dummy
>>83726997
What would Brad, Buzzo, Buddy and Rando's classpects be?
>>83726866
i dont know what you're talking about
>>83726833
So how does it feel to watch Hussie disappoint you in real time as opposed to the archival experience?
This is like your initiation. You now know what we've been dealing with for years.
>>83726977
i found it funny that guy who photographed vrisky business insisted that they weren't going to post the other pxs comics that are book exclusive as if anyone cares
this represents homestuck
>>83726989
>no Mother & Grub
http://www.paradoxspace.com/mother-grub/1
>>83727030
He means you need to draw her nakedwith her long long hair covering up the naughty bits
That is not quadrant appropriate attire.
>Since 4/13 I have been preoccupied with a wide variety of projects. Some are related to Homestuck, some are not. And yet others are not so easy to categorize. I have kept busy, and do not feel there is much to report yet. But there probably will be over the next couple of months. Stay tuned, and please enjoy listening to some very good songs.
JUST
>>83727006
it's fine as a KC Green comic, just ignore the Homestuck aspects.
>>83727061
MAN OF TASTE
>>83726833
i tricked my friend into starting this monstrosity and so far he hasnt had any particularly notable reaction to the arms. livebloggers always notice the retcon filenames but normal readers just take it in their stride.
Now that the initial hype for Vol 10 is over I feel pretty lukewarm about it
>>83727050
this is basically the same as people posting /co/ comics on reddit. fuck off no one needs to see people's shitty off model headcanons and take up the image limit with this drivel
>>83727041
people did care briefly!
and then volume 10 came out and lost all interest
>>83727064
The COMIC IS WHAT MATTERS
FOCUS ON THE FUCKING THING THAT MADE YOU YOU STUPID IDIOT
>>83727050
Why is Jade, arguably one of the most feminine characters in Homestuck, get drawn like this?
>>83727027
Brad: Knight of Rage
Buzzo: Prince of Hope
Buddy: Thief of Hope
Rando: Page of Blood
>>83726989
What's the absolute worst Paradox Space?
>>83726935
FURTHER
>>83727096
something something standards are bad
>>83727096
you answered your own question
>>83727108
>Buzzo's classpect is the same as Eridans
wwhat did he mean by this
>>83727109
The shitty meteor ones that look like they were drawn by the guy who does "Least I Could Do".
>>83727109
Sweet Jeff and Hella Bro, with their friend Jeremy, by KC Green
>>83727109
The SBaHJ comics
>>83727109
Any of the ones written by Rachel for the express purpose of hawking merchandise.
So I've been away to watch EA's E3 (it was shit) and now I'm back to... what the fuck?
Where is everyone pulling their epilogue cancelled shit from?
>>83727109
The Con Air contest one that I don't remember the name of
The only appearance of Caliborn and he didn't have a single line of dialogue
I don't even know what to think of Homestuck anymore. It was so important to me for so long and then act 6/7 just completely knocked the joy out of it.
Will I ever be able to look back and remember Homestuck for what it was instead of what it became?
>>83727064
>some are not
Going to be cool to see Hussie work on something he's not sick of
>>83727095
HAHAH I TOLD HUSSIE TO STOP UPDATING HIS COMIC AND HE ACTUALLY DID IT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>83727034
It really peeves me that in this day and age people do this radio silence thing as if 'no news is good news' has ever actually been a legit strategy that resulted in a net postive.
There is literally no reason to not keep your fanbase interested and updated at least fairly consistently. Especially after what a letdown the ending was. And instead of addressing the fucking comic its just, hey buy this album of music that won't ever be featured or hey go buy this merch that isn't fucking canon or hey go watch this youtube video with dante basco or hey go check on progress for my shitty video game!
I almost regret it
>>83727147
he deleted the 4/13 newspost that mentioned it
>>83727184
maybe it was an accident, he could have just deleted the final edit
>Lapis
>not Pearl
ree
>>83727147
newspost
>>83727030
It's means if you aren't gonna draw lewds, I will
>>83727179
He didnt even mention dantes video though
>>83727179
what progress on his video game, there's no news there, either
>>83727197
i hate lapis so fucking much even her slutty feet can't redeem her
>>83727173
ipgd is so funny with her subversive memes
what is the best remix of the Black leitmotif out there? I really like it
Anyone have a screen cap of the post?
>>83727179
They miss the part where not communicating is till communicating and sending a message.
>>83727179
i would literally sell my dog if we at least got progress on the shitty game
>>83727179
It's bizarre. Hussie's success was won by his constant update schedule. For him to go silent is like the opposite of that
>>83727179
>And instead of addressing the fucking comic its just, hey buy this album of music that won't ever be featured or hey go buy this merch that isn't fucking canon or hey go watch this youtube video with dante basco or hey go check on progress for my shitty video game!
the saddest part is that even that would be better than what he's actually doing
he hasn't mentioned homestuck 2.0 once and there have been no game updates since december
>>83727202
>>83727221
The one at the end of The Baby Is You
>>83727197
>Lapis
>Not Pearl
Cab't even do retarded cross overs with baby shows for babies who poop their diapers right.
>>83727096
>the feminine characters are drawn as butch hairy men
>the two white wannabe gangsters are drawn as stereotypically black
>>83727179
what the fuck is he realistically gonna say. just post about how hes still working on hiveswap every week? no one cares about that shit. what difference is there between that and silence
>>83727197
Yeah, I feel Lapis would work better as a parallel to Aradia.
>>83727261
Silence is uncertainty. At least we'd know for sure if he talked.
At least there is still the idea of Joey.
who needs updates, just have hussie buy tampons, write cuck and dress up in a pepe shirt, what the fuck happened, how the fuck could have predicted this?
>>83727214
you are sad
>>83727282
I miss vvapid cunt
at least she made him work
>>83727269
>apathetic as mirror/dead
>ragemode on revival/robot
>nothing but happy smiles and sassyiness when fully recovered
huh
>>83727282
DUDE SO IRONIC LMAO
>>83727179
So he's just supposed to post 'i'm working on the game and also embezelling funds via the olive garden' every week?
>>83727290
i don't need your GARBAGE
>for years people want vapid cunt gone
>When she is hussies presence does a nosedive into nil
>>83727260
It's okay to draw dave black because he's also a precious gay baby who is super into men
>>83727196
he specifically edited some of the wording. it doesn't necessarily mean there won't be an epilogue, but it was no accident.
>>83727276
just re-read the part where he says hes really busy every week if you need updates on literally nothing.
>>83727316
meanwhile hussie does a nosedive into piggy's stomache folds to find her cooch
>completely forgot today was June 12th
>saw a volume 10 song appear in my recommendations on youtube
This album is pretty fucking dope
>>83727322
Presumably something is getting done every week. Would it kill him to post little teasers?
Homestuck is like eating Flaming Hot Cheetos. At first it's a blast of flavor and spice but then hours after you already consumed the whole bag your stomach rumbles and your stuck on the toilet having the worst bathroom experience of your life.
>>83727261
that would have been a good update back in the day
for other updates, he could look at every other kickstarter besides the other infamous ones
>>83727329
MEAN
ANON IS MEAN
>>83727364
So, wasabi then.
>>83727261
we were promised WEEKLY hiveswap updates
I really doubt that they don't even have something new to show us at least once a month
>>83727315
remove the hostility from your system pedro
>>83727311
Even a crappy Olive Garden joke would let us know he's still alive somewhere in that decrepit husk of his, and that he cares about keeping people interested.
>>83727213
>>83727209
Exactly, that's what I mean, there isn't nearly enough communication about any of his endeavors and its really shitty to deal with as someone not inside his clique.
Like he's got all this shit up in the air and yet we don't have any concrete news on any of it.
>>83727227
This exactly, all we can do is sit here and stew and talk about how shitty things must be if we aren't allowed to see anything.
>>83727237
As an archival I got won over by the bantz at the start before it got bloated down after act 5 started. I can't imagine what it must have been like to have updates every actual day.
>>83727261
Fucking anything, just something to show that progress is actually being made? As the consumer he's trying to sway I think it'd be nice to have something.
>>83727311
>has never backed a kickstarter what wasn't garbage
>>83727316
Man how do you even hold a grude that long
if hussie posted in this thread saying ANYTHING
it would make it all worth desu
>>83727278
The Two Million Dollar Girl
>>83727298
clearly we need to use our HSG powers to forge the ultimate girlfriend for Hussie
A sadistic slave driver that feeds on suffering
>>83727082
probably because normal readers don't look at the filenames but livebloggers often save images
>>83727391
That is what we should call him from now on
Huskie
>>83727421
why can't she be real
Hiveswap isn't even known enough to be the next Duke Nukem Forever.
That's like several counts more pathetic.
>>83727416
fuck no it wouldn't
>>83727417
>>83727278
We need to draw a Joey version of this
>>83727379
someone edit this into the best cherub please
>>83727317
Everything about gay dave rubs me the wrong way
>>83727417
we need a joey edit of this
$4 MILLION DOLLARS
DOWN
THE
DRAIN
>>83727480
I just don't understand why they had to make Dave so terrible
Did we need him suddenly becoming gay
Did we really need him shittalking bro
>>83727416
my standards aren't that low
he would have to roleplay as eri
>>83727050
>>83727499
>suddenly becoming gay
uh did you not notice him making jokes about sucking dicks? straight guys dont do that
>>83726781
Nope.
Him, Kanaya, Gamzee and Aranea never show up ever again.
>>83726879
>>83726917
It honestly doesn't even make sense that they're not together after the retcon, Terezi never would have been in spades with Gamzee which was the only reason Dave broke it off with her. Did Vriska just cockblock him super hard or something?
>>83727416
Hey 4chan.
>>83727525
Straight guys do that constantly. Every guy I grew up with in school made dick jokes.
Was it just a magic marker this whole time?
>>83727400
>I can't imagine what it must have been like to have updates every actual day.
i remember it well
the buzz, the excitement, the excuse to always have a thread up because an update could really drop at any time
when everyone posted UPDATE and you knew it was real because that program flashed a shitty fanart in the corner of your screen
r i p
>>83727530
i wonder how many of these comics are out there
>>83727530
I love Roxy but she is a walking Frodo
>>83727109
What's the absolute best Paradox Space?
>>83727515
can hussie even RP as any of his characters? Anything they would say would be canon
>>83727525
I really hated that
>lol why did I draw those dicks? must be gay
what the hell
>>83727569
Mister Seven, no contest.
>>83727530
yeah sure is she going to make life rings next
>>83727556
zahaak more like zaddy
>>83727499
It's not even him being bi or not really liking bro that much that bothered me. Both of those were foreshadowed decently enough. It's the delivery that sounded like it was lifted from somebody's social justice blog that made those things shitty. Why'd Dave have to stop being funny or likable to get character development? I know the irony was a mask, but that doesn't mean he wasn't still a funny guy deep down.
>>83727556
are those candycorns
>>83726772
bladekindeyewear
some tumblr theorist
>>83726550
I BET I COULD BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HERE. BITCH THINKS SHE'S STRONG. YOU'RE NOT STRONG, AT LEAST, COMPARED TO ME. MAYBE IN THE RELATIVE SENSE OF YOUR GENDER AND AGE-GROUP, WHICH IS RELATIVELY UNREALISTIC CONSIDERING, BUT YOU ARE NOT A STRONG PERSON. I AM.
>>83727549
lips of gtfo huskie.
>>83727525
it's so funny!!!
all those jokes rose made about him being gay were TRUE!!! HAHAHAHA!
And Bro being gay and vaguely abusing him with homoerotic implements and then he turns out gay! Soooooo funny!
Let's not forget that Homestuck NEEDS Dave to be gay, because in cast full of bisexuals and entire acts spent about several gay relationships he HAS to be or else the homophobes have won
>>83727548
you don't need him.
>>83727563
Man, this hit me like a ton of bricks. How many of us are left, still in these threads?
>>83727556
Nah, that's clearly a fresh tattoo, the shininess is a dead giveaway/
>>83727594
>It's the delivery that sounded like it was lifted from somebody's social justice blog
makes me think it really was ghostwritten
probably by cohen, ipgd likes her gays but I don't think she would write something that heavy-handed
>>83727625
i'm here since 2011 and i just stick around now because i don't even know. i didn't even care about volume 10.
Fuck how long ago was the news post?
>>83727625
since 2010
>>83727594
It's especially jarring when we see his last actions are to call Jane hot and then go die heroically to save Jade
What a strangely cute, pretty, non zany and batshit insane TZ.
>>83727649
thats how she depicted dave actually
Why hasn't a woman ever made anything funny related to Homestuck?
>>83727625
I'd come here more often, but I don't really want to.
what happen
>>83727656
10 days.
>>83727679
i dunno
>>83727625
>tfw I joined in 2011
>tfw my first update was karkat mental breakdown
God it feels like it was just yesterday
>>83727612
i mean i thought davekat was weak but the gay thing was clearly a joke about 'representation'. it can be read as a dig against tumblrs prettt easily
>>83727682
good taste
>>83727682
>inironic
>>83726723
>Not foreshadowing
>>83727563
I installed a notifier on my phone so that I would know the moment an update hits even if I wasn't at my computer
Sometimes while I was at work I would take a bathroom break and spend like 15 minutes reading the update on the toilet
>>83727594
Dave suddenly being a drama queen abut everything is ridiculous. Yes, he got worked up about shit that he let stew, but that was all pretty major stuff like his purpose in life, and even then he was self aware enough to realize how much he was blowing it out of proportion. So why does removing the mask suddenly mean he's obsessive and melodramatic about the entirely banal?
>>83727679
What if steelcorridor was a girl
>>83727710
Weird, I never noticed the tiny bit of asscrack on the mom until just now.
>>83727729
We saw dave making slips, we saw Dave when the facade came down and he acted genuine
and that wasn't this
>>83727202
but you havent even seen her kismesis
>>83727625
I caught up while we were waiting for Make Her Pay, I think.
I have this vivid memory of seeing a thread on /tg/ where some guy was asking how to make Nepeta in D&D. I remember thinking, "alien catgirls? Sold."
So I started reading Problem Sleuth. The rest is history.
>>83727754
It was just stupid
>>83727735
steelcorridor was the florida shooter
>>83727710
could nu-hussie ever make and then get away with a joke like this nowadays?
>>83727679
ipgd made a mockery of hussie
>>83727699
mine was the aradiabot/equius kiss
maybe that's why i still have a soft spot for aradiabot after all these years
this is the first picture in my aradia folder, saved 19th june 2011
coming up to five years now
Guys I can't stop listening to this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjAK8D5ytiU
I must have listened to it a thousand times since April, send help
>>83727763
good taste
im listening to Stride and it sounds nice but now im angry thinking of vriskagram
>>83727735
I would personally be infatuated.
Then I would shitpost for a while.
Then I would be sad because I don't think she'd ever go for a shitposter on /hst/.
>>83727767
exactly
If i can read fanfiction that sounds more like Dave than Dave something's wrong
>>83727760
Look Angel, if you're telling me that Sahtii has some blackrom shit out there to lewd it up with, you better spill quick.
>>83727771
the half of a6a6i5 that isnt whinging is about mom-fucking jokes. so, yeah
>>83727799
>>83727735
he drew himself and he's basically fridge john
>>83727789
>evil banana
VRISKA DID NOTHING WRONG
>>83727788
listen to volume 10 instead for a while
John and Jade's long, long noodle legs.
>>83727813
she doeshe's shorter than her
>>83727819
Yeah, but it's not banging YOUR OWN mom.
Dear GOD these threads move too fast.
>>83725882
Nile River doesn't look that drenched.
>They could have picked a river with a higher flow rate like the Amazon or Congo though.
Niagra Falls, just go "Swamp Gas" on anyone who finds a suspicious yellow thing in the water.
>>83727625
I've been reading since Problem Sleuth, but the first thread here on /co/ that I found was after the end of Act 3.
>>83727840
jade's shapely, long legs
>>83727845
Yes it absolutely was
this is one of my favorite cute pics
>>83727824
maybe he's a girl who looks like john
>>83727179
>>83727261
>>83727400
Reminder that Hussie used to make witty posts in the forums all the time and banter with his readers, often to hilarious results. His writing style was like the characters in his comic, full of energy and pep.
Pretty sure he's just been really depressed ever since the mishaps with the Kickstarter happened, and since Hussie IS Homestuck, he dragged the comic and the fans down with him.
>>83727863
this reminds me
I need to catch up on Waterworks in order to fill the void homestuck has left
Post the earliest picture you have saved in your Homestuck folder.
>>83727842
does he mock her lack of footwear
sahtii is for bullying
>>83727879
Are there any pics of Dirk as their mutual bro? I only ever see Roxy mom pics like this.
>>83727842he's shorter than her
Stop living out your fantasies through your fan troll Angel. And post him so we can rev up these lewds.
>>83727879
>>83727563
I was an archival reader who started during the pause between A6A6I5 and Collide, and I gotta say, that one week of updates before the Flash was one of the most fun things ever. Why can't Hussie just make a new MSPA instead of Homestuck 2.0 featuring Former Child Actors and Hiveswap?
>>83727899
All you need to know is that LuFa is still alive, working on the flash that should (hopefully) conclude the intermission.
Also, who is best Waterworks Waifu?
>Bean
>>83727902
BASED
A
S
E
D
>>83727922
dem hips god damn
>>83726621better to stop after Cascade and Make Up Your Own Ending™
>>83727913
i haven't seen any
