Prove me how Sam is not the greatest fictional character of all time
>couldn't fuck Ms. Fowle
>>83724067
But he's just a short fat guy who works in a candy shop. What's so great about that?
>>83724067
Did they ask permission before they used Peter David's likeness?
Is this the new Dan Backslide posting?
>>83724067
I think you should kill yourself OP
>>83724235
Did you forget about the arc where Sam saves retroville with Evangelion?
>>83724067
He couldn't keep his show from being cancelled.
>>83724067
that's not zoidberg
>>83724385
#woh
#woah
>>83724315
Peter David had to ask permission to use sam's likeness
>>83724067
That isn't Donut Boy
>>83724067
He's pretty fucking well written gotta admit
>>83729749
YEH
>that episode where Jet Fusion turned to Islam and blew up the Candy Bar
>>83724067
I really dug his backstory and lore.
>>83730339
YEH
https://youtu.be/m9ivb2NZHqQ
>>83731134
I cried so hard...that was the most emotional AMV I've ever seen.
>>83729691
Quentin Tarantino's best film.
> got a creamy filling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fylYV5V0GyA
>>83724067
YOU'VE BEEN RE-EATING THE SAME ICE CREAM FOR HOURS
IT'S DISGUSTING
>>83731134
>>83730134
>that episode where Sam turned the Candy Bar into a whorehouse
>that episode about the egg aliens returning to earth that strangely predicts the Syrian refugee crisis
>>83724067
Only normies like this shitty character, plus he's OP as fuck for no reason
>>83733455
Literally just some 12 year old's deviantart OC.
>>83724067
Based Sam.
>>83733455
>>83733517
You retards can't grasp a complex character for shit. Quick to just throw buzzwords like 'edgy' or 'only normies like him'. Shit taste. How do just forget his character development during the Tournament Arc?
>>83733918
Okay first of all, you're the one calling us retards and shit, second, I'll bet you're one of those idiots who claim that Season 1 was the best season.
Sam Melvick wasn't ever good and is purely a fanservice character. The only reason people like YOU like him is because he's handsome, has sexy Winifred as a love interest, and runs a shop full of delicious ice cream.
Just because he's wish-fulfillment and super powerful doesn't make him a good character. In fact it makes him look out-of-place and unlikable.
They constantly need to make excuses to keep him powered up even though Jimmy surpassed him in Season 2 during the Great Egg Arc. He's the least relevant character and his character development went out the window by Season 3.
Dobson?
>>83734139
You ignorant fuck. Sam may have been surpassed but that doesn't take away his worth as a character. He's maintained being an amazing supporting character throughout the show by keeping a nice semblance of antagonism that pushed Jimmy forward even way after he was initially defeated.
>He's the least relevant character and his character development went out the window by Season 3.
A lot of people claim he was getting flanderized in mid Season 2 onwards but that's far from the fucking truth. You know Jimmy wasn't going to fucking get through that Mech Battle in the finale without that Purple Flurp he forgot Sam gave him at the end of Season fucking 1. Sam pulls through as a bro no matter how obscure he seemed to have become and always has a good sense of the gravity of any situation. You're just parroting bullshit like I know Sam haters do.
>>83734219
>He didn't watch Jimmy Neutron
>>83734139
God now you guys got me thinking about the Sheen Betrayal arc. Hands down the saddest part of show was when Tetsuo Sheen blew up Ultralord. All of those years of admiration, only for him to just turn on his hero like that.
>>83735000
That shit really fucking ruined him. Especially at the hindsight that he might have murdered his best friends.
>>83735000
>>83735139
Was he even that great to begin with? Surely his own father outshines him even in death, people just over dramatize Sheen as a character, really the only redeeming quality was during the finally of season 1. Yes Carl needed some assistance but he wouldn't have been in that situation if not for Sheen's incompetence. He KNEW how dangerous those sea monkeys were, he should have just closed the portal as soon as jimmy told him to, not mess up and put Carl in that situation!
>>83735362
Sheen's incompetence tends to throw everyone into a lot of shit but it really got to him leading to the breaking point causing the Betrayal Arc. Right after that, once he'd realized how big a fucking mistake he made a heel turn and slowly but surely made progression in how he handled situations. He even managed to win over Libby and finally reached the end of his arc when the Chosen One storyline began to wrap up.
>>83733455
git gud faggot
This reminds me of when I convinced an anon that hadn't seen spongebob since season 4 that the show took a really dark and gritty turn where Mrs. Puff ends up dying in an implied suicide.
>>83735657
The difference is how some of this shit is genuinely true. Jimmy Neutro is lucid as fuck.
Remember when Jimmy's power level got too high so the writers had to handicap him with the Brain Drain 8000? That shit was the laziest way to make Jimmy beatable again. I mean I get that he can't stay invincible but why even raise his power level so high in the first place?
Was he a hero or an anti hero
>>83736967
he was beyond that simple concept of morality
>>83731134
Based Sam
>>83735657
I was there for that
>>83724067
I was in a stream today and someone mentioned "Mr. candy man from Jimmy Nuetron". And I said "actually his name was Sam." I wasn't even sure that was his name but I just went with it. So apparent his name really was Sam and I just had that in the back of my head for years.
Am I autistic, /co/?
>>83737542
He's a high profile character from one of the most popular 3D animated shows from all-time, so no.
You're not special. You may think you're unique, but you're not. Just another number in the system.
>>83737542
YEH
>>83733455
>>83737542
psychicpebbles stream? Shot in the dark, but genuinely curious
>>83724067
Because Carl is. This is non-negotiable.
SAM ON THE FRONT PAGE!!!
>>83737831
Yes, actually
>>83724406
When the fuck that happen?
>>83733174
What episode?
>>83735926
Ditto
>>83738020
it's kinda scary i got that right desu
>>83724067
Bump for best girl,Sam.
>>83724235
He's the one who finally raped the Joker. Although, to be fair, he did think he was a child in a clown costume.
Bumping for Sam.
Planet Sheen was originally supposed to be Planet Sam, but Nick had a contract with Emilio Estevez to keep producing Sheen cartoons.
>>83741505
Sam would have been the perfect candidate for a spinoff. Why do the worst decisions have to be made in regard to good shows.
>>83724067
based sam!
>>83724067
sam fanart when?
>>83731679
>that episode were Quenton tarantino sees feet and then shits himself
I want to cum on his bald head and let it run down his face.
>Jimmy Neutron is the new Meme show
It like it was made for this role
>>83731679
Why am I just getting that was a parody of Tarantino now
Now I know why my mom hated that episode
>>83744964
He was such a carbon copy yet it took so long to recognize it was him.
>>83743637
he pretty much is fan art. He's a grossly overpowered, Mary-sue stand in.
>>83731134
Get in the fucking Candy Bar, Sam
>>83724067
Do you think Sam will ever notice me?
I-I make sure to buy candy bars everyday.
>>83724067
That's not Bolbi...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-_8RdQ2eig
![latest[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/v2FeXiM.png "latest[1].png")
>>83747392
>He's about to slap some claps
>>83748493
yeah, that was a huge turning point in season 2. Him absorbing jet fusion then eliminating Cindy is what certainly got me back into watching the show.
>>83737750
>one of the most popular 3D animated shows from all-time
This should've been Reboot.
>>83748493
Bolbi's turn to the dark side was when the show jumped the shark
>>83738020
liar.
>>83731134
>>83731134
>>83750211
i know right? the dub is pretty stellar.
>>83731968
He had me experience the miracle of birth again and again
>Not Pie Hugh Neutron.
>>>83750211
>the dub is pretty stellar.
I was genuinely surprised at the amazing quality.
>>83731968
>>83750300
>>83750357
Is there a character more perfect than Hugh? Pic related was when he really sealed the deal as best character.
>>83750404
Fuck messed up the reply >>83750261
>>83744877
>New
Jimmy has been a meme for years
>2016
>Not liking Sam.
I wanna protect Sam's smile.
>>83731134
I fucking love Synthlose.I-is that you, synthlose?
>>83751323
Me too
>>83747392
>>83748493
>>83748953
>Becomes the President
>Leaves the throne to become the most infamous Space Pirate in the Galaxy
>Comes back to face Jimmy and steal the hand of his wife
Jimmy dumping him in fucking lava was brutal as shit.
>>83749935
Bolbi kept things fresh as fuck. Fuck are you on about?
Bumping for Sam.
>>83758481
You're the real MVP, yeh!
Why was Jimmy Neutron so good lads?
>Tfw we'll never have another.
>>83759192
The humor was spot on and every episode was vsrying levels of fucked up as well as fun. I don't know why people hate it. Not even ugly. Rewatching it right now and it ages well. The pilot however. That was disgusting.
Neon Genesis Sam Evangelion
Hugh is the greatest most complex character that western civilization has ever produced.
Prove
Me
Wrong.
>>83760143
>His only shining moment was when evil jimmy slaughters half of the school attendants, causing Hugh to banish him to the shadow realm from whence he came.
He was already weakened from his fight with Carl, Hugh was...just there. Anyone could've sent him to the shadow realm. Also he's rather high and mighty for a character that was the weakest of the original retroville trio.
>>83758545
That's the most exquisite smug I've ever seen.
>>83761405
Hugh seduced death to bring back the slain from Jimmy's rampage though, without Hugh the population of Retroville would have remained in the shadowland for good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OB7SWN-ccuc
YEH!
>>83731134
How the fuck did we get to this point
>>83759525
Sam Lagoon
>>83734139
>Implying he didn't get that special training during the final crisis ark and crisis on infinite toons ark
>>83735926
Because they needed a bullshit excuse for him to beat Timmy in the crisis on infinite toons ark. Jimmy fans would have been butthurt if Timmy won even though Timmy is literally fucking god tier even without the muffin considering he gets infinite wishes.
It's a good thing Jimmy figured out how to age him out though.
![1461874909018[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1omzrLA.jpg "1461874909018[1].jpg")
Jimmy has been way too OP since he invented the cheese ray.
How can they even try to balance that?
>>83764080
Ultra-lord gave sheen the cheese deflecting ray for this specific purpose idiot
>>83724067
Sam's muh waifu
>>83724067
He's so perfect.
>>83766207
He has Winifred. It'll never fucking happen. Sam's heart belongs to her. Plus he'd never fall for a degenerate from /co/. You're so fucking sad.
>>83767280
>>83731134
I'm honestly thanking you for the laugh.
>>83761674
Full video fucking when?
I hope one day Judy will leave Hugh.
Ducks are shit tier compared to the inferior Llama. Carl deserves her.
>>83744877
HURR DURR NEWFAGS DOESN'T REAL BECAUSE SCIENCE!!!!!
>>83770307
Carl x Judy posters need to be rounded up and shot.
>I cleaned that floor 8 months ago!, you better get out.
based
>>83770624
>>83770307
>Implying Carl didn't cuck Hugh
>>83772909
THAT WAS ALL IN YOUR HEAD YOU FAGGOT. WHATEVER SUBTLE IMPLICATIONS YOU THOUGHT YOU SAW WAS BULLSHIT.
CARL X JUDY IS LITERAL CANCER
>>83773043
>implying Judy didn't pity Carl.
>implying Carl wasn't Beta
>>83773162
fuck, i meant Hugh.
>>83773324
Hugh was an avatar of masculinity. He'd have Judy by a fucking leash if he wasn't such a chill fucking dude.
>>83731134
uh, yeah
>>83731134
we've actually gotten to this point of post-post-modernism and ironic irony with our humor.
>>83733455
>He can't tech the infamous "YEH" special
Casual, I bet you spam DPs on wakeup too
>>83773504
Hugh is a Chad
>>83774593
Chad's wish they could be Hugh.
You know how Rover is to Omega as Omega is to God Emperor of Mankind?
Chad is the Rover to Hugh's GEOM.
>>83774644
Sam was fucking Judy while Hugh would make pie
HUGH IS A KEK
>>83774678
Nah, that was Judy from Dimension H. Hugh from Dimension H was kek'd, not Hugh Prime
>>83725124
>cancelled
The show had a long run. The later episodes were shit. It was put out of its misery, anon.
>>83731134
I love you.
"What did you do today honey?"
"Well mom, I went on an Inuit fingerpainting imageboard and pretended that a children's cartoon from the early 2000s was structured like a Japanese cartoon from the 1990s."
>>83775060
Life is wonderful sometimes.
>>83775060
and what have you done?
>>83775156
Smugly commented.
>>83724067
I'm honestly surprised this thread is still up and made it this far even though it belongs on >>>/a/ but ya know what they say. Off topic makes for the best threads here. Pretty ironic.
>>83776620
This thread will never die
>>83777244
>inb4 the mods catch wind and delete it
>>83731134
comedy fucking gold
>>83777578
Sam is a mod
>>83779499
Dubs speak truth. Sam transcends this board.YEH!
![1464903347282[2].png](https://i.imgur.com/aTFZfiJ.png "1464903347282[2].png")
>nobody but me found Jimmy Neutron genuinely funny
>>83781032
I sure as fuck did. People have shit taste if they thought this show was genuinely bad.
SAM IS MY WAIFU
>>83782242
See >>83767280
And follow in the footsteps of >>83782242
>>83782483
Fuck. Follow in the footsteps of >>83767471
Its the only path. Not even science can recreate Sam's perfection. He'll never be yours. YEH!
>>83724067
prove that he is
>>83782998
If you don't agree with the OP you probably didn't watch the show. I'm not gonna plead with you. Just know there's a gaping Sam shaped hole in your heart you don't know you have.
>>83782998
he is
I thought it was established Jimmy would beat Dexter, because he can think on his feet better and have brain blasts.
Jimmy has survived life and death situations time after time with barely any resources. Dexter is completely reliant on his lab.
>>83735657
>>83735685
Remember the episode where Jimmy almost dies trying to snap his father out of a psychosis caused by struggling to regain control from a malevolent split personality
>>83784754
Retards just don't know when to quit. Jimmy is a the fucking Macgyver of the science world and he can manipulate even the most seemingly useless of things to give him the upper hand. And Cheese Ray should have really put an and to any and all future discussions. Jimmy's superiority is undeniable.
>>83784794
>He almost fucked up his fake suicide and killed himself in an attempt to restore his father's shattered psyche
Heaviest shit
>You will never meet up friends at the amazing candy parlor at the center of town and order the biggest bowl of ice cream to share between each other as you listen to toons from the retro jukebox
Good night you guys.
>>83787350
Rest in Pepperoni you filthy mutt.
DON'T LET THIS THREAD DIE
>>83787987
Yeh!
AWAKEN MY MASTER!
>>83789665
why
>>83724067
Hugh and Sam are the strongest cartoon characters of all time
>As long as Hugh has at least one slice of pie, he's invincible
>Sam can counter any attack with "YEH"
Literally broken as fuck
>>83724067
>Fictional
that's where your wrong,,,,
>>83775084
GET SO FUCKING DARK IN HERE
>>83794451
COME COME FUCK APART IN HERE, I
>>83787987
YEH!
>>83724067
The man knows not to waste pure butterscotch, that alone makes him the greatest character ever written.
>>83791129
Hugh and Sam's stands have flaws just like any other stand. Less we forget, Sam can only counter attacks if YEH actually fits in with the sentence he's saying, he can't say YEH at anytime nor can he just shoehorn YEH in any sentence.
And due to Hugh's love for ducks, his stand can't defend him from aerial or wind attacks even after he consumes pie.
>>83782998
have you even watched the show?
if you would have you would understand
4 days.
4 fucking days /co/ has put up with this shit. You'd expect the mods to lock this thread by now but nope, Sam is just too pure for even the coldest hearts.
>>83800038
And it'll go on for even longer yeh! Sam's parlor is open 24/7 and no one is closin up shop any time soon, yeah, YEH!
>>83800038
I stand with Sam
>>83729691
Who would win in a fight, Donut Boy or Sam?
Both are very powerful characters with some of the most powerful stands but they haven't fought each other yet.
When are they finally going to make an appearance outside of the /co/co/'s Bizzare Adventure manga series anyways, part six?
>>83800964
Donut Boy masked his true power even up to the end of the series. He already showed he was far above Sam's level when he took out the Mecha Snake single handedly with just his glaze attack. And that was his weakest move.
Also I think they would be way to hard to fit into CCBA given that the scope of their abilities are far beyond what's conventional. I'd be incredibly surprised they do show up without their characterization being shot.
bumping for more Sam
>>83800341
pray4sam
Will this thread survive?
>>83731134
for real though, dirty little secret down pitched 30% is fucking great
>>83802365
YEH
>>83802496
I thought I was the only one. I kept singing it to myself in that pitch after that video. Fucking gold. Seriously need a full video of it.
>>83795898
Drawfags get on this!
>>83775060
"What did you do today, honey?"
"Well, mom, I went on an ancient Egyptian hieroglyph imageboard and sarcastically commented in a thread about a children's cartoon from the early 2000s was structured like a Japanese cartoon from the 1990s."
I love this
![[Confused Screaming].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ewP4rxL.jpg "[Confused Screaming].jpg")
OFFICIAL STANDS OF DONUT BOY AND SAM
>Donut Boy
Stand Name: Cherry Pie
Stand Ability: [Stabilization](http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Stabilization)
Power - A
Speed - A
Range - B
Durability - D
Precision - B
Potential - B
>Sam
Stand Name: Somebody's Watching Me
Stand Ability: [Absolute Counter](http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Counter)
Power - E
Speed - C
Range - B
Durability - B
Precision - B
Potential - A
Looks like that obese fuck from youtube, if he ever reached that age
>>83803980
Please don't compare Sam to that creature.
>>83803980
No, that's totally Peter David.
Damn it, everytime I think about his face, I keep imagining him saying "YEAH". Makes me laugh.
> mfw a thread about my legit childhood favorite Jimmy Neutron character has gone on for three days
Mememagic is real.
>>83803980
Except sams likeable.
>>83806473
Sam is a very underrated character but I still think Hugh Neutron/Donut Boy is better.
>>83806473
>191 posts by 75 posters.
Hmmmm
Did Hugh really come back in the finale or was that Sam's delirium when he laid there dying?
>>83807353
People keep bringing up topics to be discussed. Of course people will go back and forth about them.
>>83807387
The Donut Boy persona had become its own separate entity at that point and showed up after Sam had said his last YEH! It was meant to be a foreshadowing to the next season but you know what happens to good things. Everyone thought it was Hugh but I saw the glaze on his fucking fingers.
>tfw we'll never see Hugh get serious as he tries to tame his jelly filled splinter personality from wreaking havoc in Retroville
He was supposedly equal to Hugh in power too. Praying to god they release a concept book so we can figure it out.
>>83807898
That's deep
Don't give up on Sam
BUMP FOR SAM YEH!
EVEN NOW THERE IS HOPE FOR SAM
What videogame character could beat Sam?
>>83809348
No character could overcome the power of YEH
>>83809348
>implying anything can beat Sam
Doomguy can't jump on Sam's stools like he can to escort Hugh out
Advantage = Sam
I BELIEVE IN SAM
Sam must always be on page one.
ALWAYS
>>83809944
Dubs of truth
>>83810409
Fuck me how does he do it?
How can one fry cook do so much for so many people?
>>83810409
Why was Ms. Fowler such a stuck up bitch? What woman wouldn't want Sam?
>>83810949
Sam doesn't fuck roasties
Billy West's greatest role bar none
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CQrSsrctQc&feature=youtu.be
This entire thread.
>>83811536
Got hot and bothered despite the ending
>>83811536
That's literally just someone's shitty tumblr OC.
>>83811634
I think you mean because of that ending
>>83811634
>implying Donut Boy isn't sexy as fuck
>>83811930
Doughnut boy is just shitty fanservice; he's anatomically disproportionate, his lines are preachy as all fuck and he's always rambling about how he's the greatest. You fuckin' plebs n your shitty fuckin' tastes, don't even breath, procreate or exist in my general direction.
>>83812150
His imperfections is what makes Donut Boy great tho. He's possibly the strongest character in the manga version of /Co/Co/'s Bizzare Adventure with the strongest stand seen so far which means he might not even appear in the anime but he's kept from being a Mary Sue because even tho he's extremely powerful he keeps his powers restrained as he himself doesn't trust how powerful his stand is, he's also not the brightest character and he indeed tends to be full of himself but he's still not a Mary Sue at least not as big of a one as Daffy/Literally Me.
And yes he's designed specifically to be eye candy but again his personality and character keeps him from being just that pleb.
>>83724235
He's funny as hell but besides that he has one of the strongest stands
>>83803621
>>83749351
>This should've been Reboot.
You don't honestly think that with all the Reboot and remaking crap companies churn out these days that they could do this series any justice towards the original version. If anyone got there hands on it and tried to remake it it would be blown to absolute shit.
>>83811300
YEH!
>>83809348
Balrog maybe
>>83765570
Sheen has it. Dexter does not.
>>83814406
>implying
Sam is Silmarillion elves tier of power level. He could fuck up a legion of Balrog's.
>>83770624
Hughfag detected
>>83815205
You absolute faggot. If you genuinely didn't like Hugh and thought him perfect for Judy I plead you to remove your tongue so you wouldn't have to live with your shit taste anymore.
Remember the Yu-Gi-Oh! tie-in episode?
YEH YEH
Man, sam's so cool.
>>83816467
He's so cool his thread can never die YEH
>>83816170
Yu-Gi-Oh! was based upon Hugh's special move, they fucking butchered the source material though.
Permanant sticky for Sam when?
>>83816967
This. Fuck where are the mods? We need a full time YEH thread or /co/ will never be love again.
What the fuck?! How the fuck is this even here. I wouldn't even know who this character is if I hadn't looked it up..
>>83817100
>Not recognizing Sam by his mere digital presence alone
>>83817100
Have you been living under a fucking rock?
I bet you don't know who Hugh is next, or what the philosophical impact of The Donut Boy was.
>>83817100
>not knowing Sam
How does it feel to have a barren wasteland for a soul?
>>83817100
Could Sam beat Goku
>>83817100
LEAVE YEH!!!!
>>83817871
Sam could fucking soft-serve Goku cunt.
>>83724067
He's no Leonard
>>83818003
Leonard was his fake double who was his cover when Sam was lost in the void fighting Nyarlathotep. However he lacks all the powers of Sam, he can't even make a minor YEH!
>>83818003
SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST LEONARD
>>83809348
Vivec?
>>83817871
YEH
>>83724067
I need to rewatch this again, the comedy is gold
>>83814543
Balrog would just punch him a lot, sam doesn't have shit
>>83818231
Nigga pls. Sam owns the fucking icecream parlor and you think he doesn't know how to kid kidders?
He'll fucking make Balrog eat the same ice-cream like a motherfucker till it makes even him sick. There is no mercy from the fat sam man.
>>83818251
Balrog is a boxer, he could easily stomach sam's near infinite supply of ice cream, once that's depleted he's got nothing
>>83818550
>near infinity
>near
Oh you ignorant fool...
>>83818569
>He doesn't remember sam vs jet fusion
>>83818622
Well...no, I don't, it was a long time ago.
>>83818550
Sam has stools nigga, stools are the instinctive enemy of boxers because that's where the coach sits. Sam has a huge psychological edge.
>>83818622
>implying that was canon
I bet you take Sam vs Bill and Ben the Flowerpot Men as serious as well
>>83818629
Jet fusion destroyed the candy bar with an unique explosive made by professor calamitous before the fight, it was the closest sam has ever come to losing
>>83818699
Jesus fuck I must be going senile if I didn't remember that one
>>83818655
It was briefly mentioned in the manga, It's as canon as donut boy 3
>>83818759
