Am I the only one that finds the lady in this new Pop-Tarts commercial incredibly sexy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoqdVwZLZu4&ab_channel=FunnyCommercials
>>83720389
marketing must consist of one vorefag and a bunch of fucking idiots
>>83720404
>it'sjustanexpression/phrasecalmyourtits.jpg
I can't help but think that the guy who keeps posting these poptarts thread is a pastry fetishist.
>>83720456
Well I'm not OP, but pastries are kinda cute.
Nope!
And props to the guy who wrote this for the last thread:
http://pastebin.com/HedshP3c
>>83720404
>i don't know what a hypothetical question is
>i'm gonna look so smart when i post this
>>83720389
>Am I the only
No. Not on this board.
>>83720541
I'm OP and I think this is fucking gross
Shit nigger I just thought the one cartoon lady was kinda sexy with her eyes and stuff
I ain't into this vore assery
>>83720404
>Plebbit image
Bump for potential
>>83720389
>Am I the only one
I wish this expression would die along with anyone who uses it.
>>83721838
>anime reaction image
>on a taiwanese construction worker forum
Nigga what ??
>you will never be a sentient pastry
>>83720389
yes
I want to draw her in an orgy of pop tarts, but I'm not skilled enough. My art is basicially shadman tier :(
>>83721947
>>83721947
THICC
>>83721947
holy shitm-more pls
>>83722888
Shadman tier is good enough for me.
>>83723146no.
>>83720443
>>83720594
>>83720723
>butthurt samefag
>>83723290
>Only one (you)
You'e hilarious.
>>83720389
Reminds me of the old Confused.com ads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPAfh_2Cdlk
>>83720389
I flipped on the tv for a minute the other day, which I don't often do, and saw that commercial. I got nervous. Are they trying to appeal to is now? How do we get them to do more?
![4b73b8a85e244764ab28112dc53011ba9d5de2db[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/rTcREJO.png "4b73b8a85e244764ab28112dc53011ba9d5de2db[1].png")
>>83720389
Yes
>>83720541
Have one I made aswell
http://pastebin.com/MWspQdu6
And pic made by some nice drawfag in the last thread
>>83720389
...She's the official fucking MASCOT?!
I assumed it was some /d/eviants porn OC.
I'm not sure if this makes it better or worse.
I like the fact that we sexualize someone that literally eats babies.
It's a special kind of fucked up.
>>83726240
Oh yeah, buddy. Buckle in.
Shameful interested bump. I like thic dark haired chicks.
>>83729408
OP here
That, and the fucking look in her eyes.
The "I want you, and I'm going to fucking have you" look that makes me unconditionally surrenderwhen you do it right
Just realizing that this thread made me fap to vore thanks to those two pastebins.
Thanks /co/. Fucking thanks.
>>83731299
Then, the voice officially makes me lose All self control. We need moar of her in our lives.
>>83731591
It was like a fucking river
Smooth and flowing, but also a little unstable
>>83731591
C A N T H O L D Y O U R S O D A B O I S ?
Alright, I'll some some smut and/or cheesecake of her later. Suggestions?
>>83734047
Make her thicc and hungry.
>>83734047
my dick in her ass
>>83734047
Seducing a nervous Poptart, sensually lickimg him as she undresses/touches herself.
>>83734047
Poptart girl x Poptart girl?
>>83734095
Second that.
>>83720404
Am I the only one with my exact DNA profile?
>>83736893________No.________[/spoiler
>>83731299
"I want you, and I'm going to fucking have you"
There should be a Pop Tart Commercial mod for Hotline Miami 2
>>83734047
Make her thicc.
Make her ravenous.
Make her intoxicated by her own gluttony.
Plz.
>>83737561
This.
>>83720389
Even as a kid I thought she was hawt.
>tfw Boon never finished his comic from the /aco/ thread
theres a whole thread about her on cripple chans vore board is you want to see more of her. still looking for a name to tag her with.
>>83724934
b-blacklines?
>>83720389
I want to see porn of her promising to not eat a poptart if it pleasures her with it's cock but is obviously Lyon judging by all the crumbs around
>>83734047
make her look more stuffed than fat. Still with wide hips tho.
>>83738141
>tfw Boon never finished his comic from the /aco/ thread
Can you link to that thread, or it's archive in desustorage?
>>83734047
I like Thicc and all but I think you don't need to change her body type. Just focus on non-verbal signs like eyes and body language.
>>83734047 do this please >>83741052
>>83720389
Anything where someone eats and kills babies without remorse, has my boner.
>>83734047
Her eating baby poptarts aka poptart man jiz with some of it on her chest
>>83736946
>>83720389
shes hot
>>83743594
You're going to be looking pretty hot yourself anon...Tasty even
>>83720389
Nah m8, she gave me awkward boners when she first appeared. Then the peanut butter jelly poptarts ad showed up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBgq0hzPS2M
and again here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=De-Yjhgc7cw&list=PLaYFSe-nonv2pKq3A6DV-BdREoMcz9mjp&index=22
and here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nH2M7TY8AMk
but hey, i'll sexualize just about anything.
>>83744124
>Eating a baby in front of its parents.
She is so mean, so cruel, so evil. Why is she so sexy? She got that I'm gonna do lewd things to you and you can't stop attitude.
Man, a woman could destroy my life if she used this trick on me...
>>83741718http://desustorage.org/aco/thread/488846/#q488846
Here you go, anon
>>83744662
thanks!mfw I drew http://data.desustorage.org/aco/image/1460/08/1460085054501.jpg and
http://data.desustorage.org/aco/image/1460/08/1460085017858.jpg
>>83744848Heart pupils, tongue out and throat bulge!Right in my deepthroat fetish
Any more of her, for fap reasons.
ITT: Erin E-surance 2: poptart boogaloo
>>83723290
>after making the point that there's over 7 billion people in this world and inevitably plenty of overlap in viewpoints I'm still calling people samefag for calling out my bullshit
>>83744550
Then i hope you're singing this when she does. https://youtu.be/EZldnP0lhHA
>>83748652
nice
>>83743110
But I got nerves of steel.
Does this fetish remind you of those M&M commercials where they would show the chocolate and peanut ones always being put in Hannibal Lecter like situations. Isn't the implied after actions kind of dark for a food spot? Or does this actually work to make people want to eat m&m?
>>83748652
mmmmmmmmmm me likey
>>83749386
It's more honest than the decades of commercials starring food begging to be eaten.
>>83749386
>does this actually work to make people want to eat m&m?
It makes people remember that m&m's exist, and that's all that matters.
>>83748652
>>83723275
>>83723082
>>83721947
>>83720389
>tfw grocery cashier
>tfw scanning box of poptarts with this mascot
>tfw "Not now boner..."
>>83721947
The fact that she's eating an infant is pretty weird but
>THICCCCCCCCCC
>>83734047
Make her be in doggy style position while being pegged from both ends mouth by Poptart and back side by the red chocolate m&m.
OP here
Jesus Christ
I just thought the one chick was kinda hot
I had no fucking clue there was already a fucking fetish community beyond her
>no exceptions
>>83750396
Is this a problem?
>>83750343
This is really well drawn, but the bulge in her throat is kind of a deal breaker for me. Mainly because it looks really painful.
>>83749386
>That one M&M commercial where Red gets handed over to that girl who "Can't control herself around chocolate. She'll DEVOUR you!"
>>83750524
I don't know yet
I mean, on one hand, thicc, dark haired lusty eyes girl that's slightly dom, which makes me diamonds
On the other hand, vore and food fetish, which is blegh
