Straight thread. Also, I miss Mary Jane.
>>83691258
>Straight thread
Keep your hatred out of this board, /pol/.
>>83691290
>Hosting a shipping thread is hatred.
Fuck off.
>>83691258
>>83691428
Why do people hate the canon romance of Peter and Mary Jane again? I think they're good together.
>>83691290
(most of) 4chan jokes, /pol/ takes it seriously, learn the difference
>>83691619
The editorial staff doesn't know where to take the relationship, so they hate it. Movie fags hate it because "ZOMG GWEN STACY! ^~^" New fags hate it because MJ is shallow in the new books. And I believe the Yoai community isn't a fan of it either because they think he should get with Deadpool.
>>83691661
Yes, /pol/, never perfect infallible /co/. Always another boards fault, right?
>>83691697
None of this is true. Quesada hated it because it reminded him of his own failed marriage, and he was in charge, so it was mandated. He's also the reason why no one in the marvel universe can smoke anymore unless they're an evil racist misogynistic villain.
>>83691703
Yes, /pol/, the board where people joke so hard it eventually attracts morons who take the jokes seriously, /co/ is a whole different demon
Ginger ships are canonically better. Prove me wrong.
>>83691753
I can't.
>>83691732
Wait, fucking really? What a jackass.
>>83691741
>Yes, /pol/, the board where people joke so hard it eventually attracts morons who take the jokes seriously
Yeah, baneposting has certainly never been a thing here, has it.
>>83691258
This fucking retard just spilled his drink.
>No best bat girl in this thread.
You sicken me /co/.
>>83691803
He's also the sole reason why DC and Marvel will never do another crossover again. When he took over, he started personal attacks on DC and was being an all around shitty human being because he thought that would mean good business, if DC and Marvel hated eachother, when before him, they always had maintained a friendly rivalry. I think after the blackest night bullshit where he told comic stores to send him ripped up copies of blackest night, they would get deadpool variants in return. After that, DC said they would never work with Marvel again in any way shape or form as long as Quesadilla was still with Marvel in any way. He's a fat awful spic.
>>83691972
Absolutely despicable.
>>83691290
Back to your gay thread please. No snark on your way out, thank you.
>>83691290
here's the moron
Scarlet Witch fags allowed?
>>83691258
I miss this relationship. It was and is the best husband and wife team and its a goddamn shame that it was destroyed.
They said it would make Peter more accessible if he were single again. In reality it's make the Spider-Man books less appealing. Peter isn't Tony Stark, he's everyone who's been given a bum card and who work hard everyday to earn that rent money. He was the guy who after two jobs comes home to the arms of the loving woman who is his rock.
Now Peter is Stark 2.0 Spider of International Mystery. The beauty of Spider-Man was that he was the everyman who goes to work and goes home to his wife. They weren't wealthy the were happy. Like most of people out there.
>>83691290
What does it feel like to live in a constant state of being offended?
>>83692230
FUCKING THIS! Taking him out of street level is the worse thing you can do to the character. Taking away his wife is the second worse thing. They did fucking both.
>>83691290
That moment when most people on /co/ are faggots and you need a straight thread to express you opinions freely
>>83692389
Feels Bizzaro, familia.
>>83691258
Me too
>>83692389
I think that we've just gotten so Tumblr to the point where the Yoai shippers are leaking over. We can't even making fun of that Joker rape meme without someone getting legit triggered anymore.
>>83692507
Shippers in general are a cancerous bunch. I honestly see no difference between you and >>83691290
Which was actually me just fucking around. It says a lot about a board that takes that shit as a serious reply.
>>83692505
>>83692518
Truly the god of all ships.
>>83692561
>i was pretending
Anon, even if it was ironic the deliver was made in a really shitty way
>>83691778
>Around muties, hide the redheaded cuties
>>83691290
>people are getting assmad over this obviously satirical post
When did all jokes become bait?
>>83691972
So the company wars faggots got into power. explains a lot.
>>83692697
/co/ doesn't know how to take a joke. It's always been a hyper sensitive place, and it's only gotten progressively more so over the years.
>>83692642
I typed it with the "keep your hatred out of this campus!" landwhale meme in mind.
>>83691753
Well, Jean/Scott is pretty garbage if you ask me.
But MJ/Peter and Arthur/Meera are strong evidence in your favor.
Is my memory faulty or were Pete and MJ shown banging alot over the years? Which is a good thing really for a married couple to be passionate.
>>83692758
>We will never get based MJ back.
Feels bad man.
>>83691619
Spider-Man fans are a diverse group, and because of Pete's varied romantic life, it spawns lots of shipping camps naturally, and One More Day fanned the flames immensely, and professional internet troll Dan Slott continues to throw barrels of gasoline in there.
I can't think of a single other comic character with a worse romantic situation.
If Gwen is in the next Spidey movie, I'm almost positive they'll bring her back full-stop, or just transfer Spider-Gwen into 616.
>>83692856
Yeah, its why I really hope they go the MJ route again.
Maybe then some semblance of the relationship can return to the comcis.
>>83692809
They fucked like bunnies.
Westaboo is Bestaboo
>>83692809
Anon
MJ and the Marriage was the only good thing Peter had going on until a certain mad man was determine to get those two apart.
Fucking or no one thing that was clear was they loved each other a whole fucking lot.
>>83692831
>>83692926
>>83693043
Depends if Quesadilla is still involked with Marvel. I remember him saying they would never get back together as long as he still worked at Marvel.
>>83693081
I hope he's not alive anymore
>>83692856
I fucking hate Gwen Stacy. She was a shit character then and will always be a shit character.
Was it ever explained what MJ offered big M?
Or is it like Thor and the hack of a writer though it be "clever" to have no answer?
>>83691258
I wanted Ben Reilly back and him to get with Firestar, since they had a thing when Ben was Scarlet Spider. Until the "fake" bullshit started up when he took over as Spider-Man. And now she's stuck in the background doing nothing. At least she no longer has cancer and hopefully they ignored the infertility shit.
>>83693141
Her unborn kid.
>>83693151
The one she miscarried? or was she pregnant again?
Also how is that worth anything to him? He undoes the marriage there is no kid to claim.
>>83693141
She basically said to leave Peter alone forever, which somehow implies he forgot the deal. Which is retarded because OMIT shows a red pigeon help free the fat fuck, who fell on Pete to make him miss the wedding, and a nurse in red that was to help Fisk kill Aunt May until "LOVE SAVED YOUR AUNT BECAUSE SOMEHOW SUPER-POWERED CPR COULD GET HER HEART TO STOP, BUT FUCK EVERY MYSTICAL BEING NOT BEING ABLE TO DO JACKSHIT FOR HER BEFORE HAND.
>>83693104
Wanna get triggered? Comic book movies were a fucking mistake.
>>83693198
but what was the offer she gave?
I have a hard ass time buying >>83693151 because even for Bendy's status that's pretty stupid.
>>83693145
>At least she no longer has cancer and hopefully they ignored the infertility shit.
Longrunning superhero universe-comics really are the worst soap operas.
Judge Dredd is the only comic that I can think of that does it halfway decent, Joe isn't exactly a superhero though.
>>83693236
Nothing, she offered FUCKING NOTHING except to agree to the deal since she says Pete wouldn't go for it unless she pushed him, and somehow Quesada implied that she beat the Devil by tricking him.
>>83691258
God damn it, I just went through a very rough break up with the girl whom I thought would be the one.
And then comes this thread filled with sentiment and remembrances of Peter's old, perfect marriage ruined at the hands of a jealous piece of shit.
Let's just say it's hitting home harder than you could imagine.
Post happy things. I really need them right now.
>>83693226
>MJ loved Spiderman
http://xmen.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600091265 not according to this fanfic
>>83693301
Take your blog to tumblr.
>>83693198
Aunt May dying would have made alot more sense than the Parker's selling their marriage to wannabe-satan.
Who thought havingan iconic hero like Spiderman, who's been referred to as the moral centre of the Marvel Universe, making a deal with Meph was a good idea?
>>83691937
Didn't she try to kill a shitload of mobsters?
>>83693226
Wait isn't that the flip?
I was always under the Impression that Gwen had a thing for Spidey while MJ was actually ask by Spider-man on a date and Mary turn him down because he loved Peter
I mean Gwen hasn't done much in comics over all, It was like she was there for a few issues to be a boy toy and *snap* she was gone.
Hell The only reason she has hanged around this long was the tragedy behind her death, she's remembered because she was dead and mich like Uncle Ben's death, her's was a turning point in his life.
>>83693326
Quesada.
>>83693320
Well, shit, thanks man.
Best wishes to you too.
>>83693274
>Mary Jane wins against Satan off panel
The same Satan that fuck up Doom, that fuck over Silver Suffer (twice) the same Satan that has fuck over mortals that have trick him.
>>83693104
Gwen has no defining personality and every version of her has a different personality and different quirk.
>>83693327
Yeah, but they were kindred spirits. Both obsessed with vengeance to a self destructive degree. They needed each other to even the other out.
#GiveBatsAPhantasmGirlfriend
This might not have become reality in the show, but atleast i can be happy that the hype around the ending has died down for now.
>>83693343
You forget the one who made the image probably never picked up a comic in their life.
>>83693301
Sorry to hear that anon. Take some PeterXMJ.
>>83693426
And watch NONE of the films?
Because the End of 2002 Spider-man she tells Peter that when she was near dying and Spider-man was saving here all she could think about was Peter
>>83693393
Or make each other even worse, but I love the Phantasm so carry on?
>>83693464
Thanks, man.
I really, really liked this pairing.
Mangaverse was pretty rubbish and it was total bullshit how they killed off 95% of the setting in a story that ignored its own established canon just to end it all but Pete and MJ as a spider-ninja-duo was cute.Reminds me of the little story idea thought up on /co/ before, where MJ becomes Venom unknowingly when the symbiote goes from Pete to her instead of Brock. Eventually it and her end up coming to terms and work out their feelings as in regard to Peter leading to MJ-Venom and Spiderman becoming a superhero duo as well as a couple
>>83691937
>im-fucking-plying
>>83693472
Millennial? Gwen Stacy fans become a huge thing after the Amazing Movie.
>>83691258
Why is Spider-man hooking up with Starfire?
>>83691258
What the hell is he sticking to?
>>83691258
Why is he spilling his drink?
>>83693596
>>83693635
>>83693659
Possible Samefag?
MJ was pretty amazing with Spider powers.
>>83693635
The clouds.
Have you never played a Spider-Man game, Anon?
>>83693274
That OMIT retcon of putting the blame on MJ is such fucking bullshit.
OMD makes it clear that it was Peter the one that pushed forward to make a deal with the fucking devil.
>>83692757
/co/ likes to believe there's some sekriy SJW master plan to infiltrate and destroy the board, so when somebody makes a joke like that they take it 100% serious and start posting their "oldfag analysis" and "back in old /co/" shit.
These people are traumatized because somebody called them /co/mblr once.
>>83693683
>>83693472
Dude, they are fangirls of Emma Stone Gwen. They care for NOTHING but their waifu/self-insert.
>>83691732
Quesada is still married. And no one could smoke at all in comics while he was eic. Alonso lets it happen with MAX imprint villains... or maybe he just doesn't know how to say no to Ennis.
I didn't really care for the marriage, but christ that story was terrible, and Straczynski needed to be kicked off that book real badly, so I consider it something of a wash.
>>83693304
>http://xmen.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600091265
Seriousish is a MJ/Peter shipper
>>83693343
Gwen HATED Spider-Man. She blamed him for her father's death even though it was clearly Doc Ock's fault. Black Cat is the only love interest who preferred Spider-Man to Peter.
Mary Jane respected and loved Peter's drive to help people at the risk of his own life, but she hated the fact that he might die doing it.
>>83693081
They also said that Peter was dead and that Otto was spider-man for good.
They're salesmen of things where truth is irrelevant. They'll get back together when someone has a pitch good enough. Or maybe he'll marry someone else, and she'll die and they'll hook up at her funeral! Or he will die, she'll marry Steve Rogers, and Miles will be Quasar.
They sell shit. They don't do conspiracies. They will wheel on a dime if they need to. They will have the next avengers event take place in a home Depot if they need to.
They thought that Spider-Man needed a shakeup- because Straczynski was basically cruising towards an "end of spider-man" situation, resolving everything he could think of and there weren't a lot of bones left to gnaw.
>>83693104
She was more interesting than Mary Jane was when she died.
Mary Jane was a one note tramp.
>>83693151
Stop this shit.
It's a shit story without you stupid faggots rewriting it to be dumber.
>>83694101
I know this is a troll because Gwen's only real character trait at the time she died was hating Spider-Man. Other than that, she was Generic Love Interest #382.
>>83691308
>>83691661
>>83692043
>>83692100
>>83692239
>>83692389
>all this assmad newfags taking the bait.
topkek
>>83693343
None of them was in love with Spider-Man.
Gwen hated him, and MJ was never particularly fangirly about him (unlike the first movie and so many fanart likes to portray).
Also, the thing about MJ being asked out by Spidey happened in Spider-Man Loves Mary Jane, which was an alternate universe.
MJ DID know that Peter was Spider-Man for a long time before they got serious, but it was never really that big of a factor.
>>83694101
Gwen Stacy was literally so boring she died.
>>83693320
Someone pissed in your wheaties, I see. And it was probably you after taking off your diaper. So grow the fuck up.
>>83694997
Sob more, bitch.
>>83694101
Go fuck yourself Quesadilla.
>>83695043
Aw, it's so cute when angry toddlers invade /co/. Does your mommy know you slipped out of your crib during nap time again? Now go play with your dinky dink and let the adults talk.
>>83693418
Why didn't they let it happen, /co/? Anything was better than Salami.
>>83695508
Pandering. Bryke don't know what organic writing is.
>>83695508
No, Bolin is absolutely worse. Even Mako would be better than that shit.
>>83695508
Are we allow to draw straight Korra now?
>>83696500
Yes, and we need a lot more of it.
I just read some of JMS and JRJR's run, and I gotta say, it was a good marriage.
But, I want to see something new. Make Spider-Man the girl of the relationship. Don't have him worry for his GF, plus Crime-Fighting Duo Dates.
I think Kitty/Pete in the Ultimate universe were great. It'd be bretty cool to see it in 616 because Meme-Lord doesnt deserve her.
Also best /fit/ aryan semen demon is a good option
>>83696386
Atleast they're cute and have fun together. They also seemed to genuinly like eachother and enjoyed eachothers company.
>>83696616
I remember when Peter liked having a normal life away from crime-fighting
Oh well, gotta be Tony Stark now and date, fuck, I dunno, Stardust
>>83696616
As cool as that was, I'm opposed to it for the same reason I was opposed to Kitty/Peter in USM.
The more you push him with a super-powered partner, the more you remove him from normal life, which I feel should always be a part of Spidey.
That said, while he was with MJ I did entretain the possibility of her getting powers, if only so that it would force the writers to stop messing with Peter through her by placing her in danger.
>>83696792
I was thinking of introducing some dark meat into his diet, like Stark's current girl
>>83696882
>The more you push him with a super-powered partner, the more you remove him from normal life, which I feel should always be a part of Spidey.
I get what you're saying, but that shouldn't be a problem? Pete can keep both of his lives apart, if Marvel doesn't want to make him a man-child anymore, they have Miles for that.
That also comes if his Super-Partner can separate both their lives, one for Spidey and one for Peter.
I kinda dislike MJ
Her entire existence is to be Spidey's love interest
>>83697066
It shouldn't be a problem if we were talking about a company and writers that gave a shit.
But they don't.
All of the times Peter has partnered up with a superhero, however short it has been, you can FEEL the creep in the superhero/normal life balance.
Reminder that all of Peter's girls are victim to writers' dumb shit.
Gwen was killed because Stan didn't like her, thought Peter was too young for commitment and wanted to push his waifu(MJ).
OMD happened because of Quesadilla and some others hated the idea of their relationship and other reasons already pointed out in this thread.
Supervillain Cat happened because Slott.
Also
>Gwen has no personality
Gwen was basically what MJ turned into when Gwen died.
>MJ has no personality
She did, once upon a time. Now she's kept shallow in order to keep fans from wanting her and Peter to be reunited.
>>83698586
He should just bang aunt may
>>83698640
I'd bang a granny as curvy as this too.
>>83698586
>Stan didn't like her
Wasn't she based on his wife?
And no one liked her
>>83691753
He completely missed her mouth...
>>83695508
I honestly cannot see them being together romantically. They have a good friendship, but in terms of romantic interest, it's just not there.
Then again, I don't really "see" Korra going well with anyone.
>>83691258
>>>/pol/
You will fit right in.
Grew up with Peter/MJ. They were both personal heroes of mine as a kid. Proof that loving relationships were valuable.
I don't read Spidey comics anymore. I don't give Marvel money any more.
Suck a bag of dicks Quesada.
>>83693518
>Reminds me of the little story idea thought up on /co/ before, where MJ becomes Venom unknowingly when the symbiote goes from Pete to her instead of Brock. Eventually it and her end up coming to terms and work out their feelings as in regard to Peter leading to MJ-Venom and Spiderman becoming a superhero duo as well as a couple
>>83696500
Obvs. Korra is much better as straight.
>>83691697
>And I believe the Yoai community isn't a fan of it either because they think he should get with Deadpool.
I get they're fags, but do they have to be fags with shit taste?
Deadpool's gay ship is with Cable, and Spidey's gay ship is with Johnny Storm.
>>83691258
Isn't she fucking Tony Stark or something?
>>83691258
Satan abortions are best abortions
>>83699426
>Actually offended by this.
Anon, we just want a shipping thread. Chill those tits.
>>83702655
Heresy! The only person you're allowed to ship Peter with on /co/ is Mary Jane!But Johnny makes /a lot/ more sense than fucking Deadpool
>>83702834
She works for him now. It hasn't been confirmed nor denied that she has slept with him yet, but this is Bendis, so expect some shit to go down.
>>83703071
>tfw no threesome pic of them yet
>>83693464
I don't have the pages on me but Fraction did a annual that revisited this page with the internal dialogue for each of them and it was amazing. It was legit the last time in 616 that MJ was written well (it was right before OMD).
>>83702465
Imagine cute things with them.
>>83698586
Gerry Conway actually killed off Gwen as he was the writer after Stan retired.
Stan was furious when he heard that she got gutted, but Conway's argument was that a guy like Pete could never in a thousand years date a perfect girl like Gwen.
>>83699400
u gotta sauce for that pic? Like who's the artist?
style looks very 60s, which I like to imagine if Spidey worked in real time he would have moments like this.
>>83694068
I never thought Straczynski was going for an end of the spider situation, if anything I thought it was building up for the grandest of Spider events,I still think events like Spider Island and Spiderverse were Straczynski ideas, and hell if we had him those two would've been glorious, everything was building up for events like that
>>83694002
I don't know about everyone but I'm enjoying the hell out of that fanfic and nor only for fapworthy reasons
>>83696616
I always thought that Kitty is probably the easiest character to write relationships for I don't know why, probably because she has this "Girl next door" thing about her
>>83692505
I had this card...
I remember all the Flairs been super amazing and high quality, those cards were thicker than oatmeal.
>>83692505
that dress is damn uggo
>>83713247
Looks like a mermaid
Why did they kill her off?
>>83708570
Stan didn't care at first, he was only mad when people got angry at him about it.
>>83702465
Honestly most gay relationships in comics and tv and all that other shit is just cringe worthy pandering. It's been a while since i've seen one that didn't make me roll my eyes.. probably the best was kaines cop homo homies. That aside.. Korra going for asami was just a fuckin joke.
>>83713314
Voice actress was dying so they gave her a dying wish that her long term character went with her.
She died like 2 months after the character. Everything was kept super hush hush.
>>83691258
Bump
>>83716466
Let it die you cunt.
>>83716478
>Peter Gwen
Absolutely despicable.
Great couples as well as Peter/MJ were
Medusa and Black Bolt (till now)
Wally and Linda
>>83718359
>2016
>Still doesn't believe in true love
>>83719714
Gwen got killed for a reason, she was boring as fuck.
Most Spidey writers agree that it was the best decision, only the nostalgia manchildren cling to no personality Gwen.
>>83719714
I believe in it
I also believe it's at the mercy of editorial mandate
>>83719803
She had a personality
She was a weepy bitter bitch
>>83719830
Yep but not memorable, every incarnation of Gwen is different in their personality and what aspirations she's like a new person each time she is reinvented.
>>83698759
Damn, those hips. Did she merge with Ultimate May or something?
>>83695508
>salami
TOPPA TIER TASTE MAIN AMICO
What coulda been...
>>83691290
10/10 b8. Caught a lot of fish with that one.
>>83694997
>And it was probably you after taking off your diaper.
11/10 sick burn brah
i hate all the gay bullshit going on in todays comics icemans gay they want cap dating winter solider its fucking gross stay away gays
>>83713314
>>83714152
The voice actress wasn't dying! I heard an interview with Maggie Roswell on a podcast last year. She moved to Denver Colorado, and had to fly halfway across the country twice a month to record as little as one line of dialogue. She proposed to the network that she use a local recording studio, or build one in her home to use, instead of flying 24 times a year. Fox handled the minor work related problem with all the grace and dignity of a sledgehammer, and just killed her main character off, and forced all her other characters into non-speaking roles.
>>83691619
Spiderman is fun because he's a loser who gets kicked in the nuts at every turn despite deserving far, far more.
He is the eternal cuck.
>>83694266
here's the other moron.
>lel so funny
>>83730393
I want to but then I don't want to.
>>83703808
I went and found it on Marvel Unlimited.
Was worth it.
>>83692856
I agree on the fact that the fans are divided on the romance, and I think that this is the greatest point for schism.
Though we all can agree that there is certainly another character of a worse fate than Spider-Man...
Daredevil.
>>83699426
oh shit, for real anon.
are you really going to be like that??
>>83708570
Stan approved her death then played stupid when he got hate for it
>>83691258
>starting a stealth MJ appreciation thread
OP WAS NOT A FAGGOT TODAY.
>>83702655
Underrated post
>>83691619
It's the best relationship in comics.
Only plebs hate it.
>>83691937
That's not Selina Kyle.
>>83734798
The only good love for Bats.
>>>83734798
Vicki Vale over Catwoman any day of the week
>>83692127
She mainly fucks artificial men, though.
>>83703071
Maybe there will be a lab accident, and the only way to save Pepper will be to implant her mind in MJ's body.
>>83730393
God damn they look retarded.
>>83736871
You misspelled "cute".
>>83736956
Is that what they're calling retardation on facebook? How uninteresting.
>>83734798
that hasn't been a good ship since michelle pfiefer
I've seen a few pics of Spiderman hanging out with a purple Japanese demon. Does anyone know what's going on or did I imagine it?
>>83737013
It always has been and still remains the best ship
>>83732113
>I call you tiger cause you're not!
I don't get it
>tfw your favourite writer shits on your ship
>>83737891
Me neither, my guess is she was interrupted but they didn't bother adding the hyphen?
>>83691290
since when having a straight thread a bad thing? Since when did being straight become a bad thing.
>>83734798
This
>>83734798
She's for Superman only
>>83691753
I hope sincerely hope the recent rape of Aquaman was forgotten by everyone as a bad dream.
>>83730393
Fucking stop
Where's Supes and Lois?
>>83691428
RIP
>>83744760
This
>>83730393
As much sense as they make, I've never seen a good version of them as a couple.
Lois and Lana always worked better
>>83691290
until you realize that over 90% of the world is straight, so if anything, you're the hateful one.
>>83692561
