Your about to be fisted by the absorbing man. One arm is granite, the other is oak. Which arm would you rather be fisted by, /co/?
>>83658064
is the oak secreting any oils that could act as lube?
is the oak old and splintery (dry)?
is the oak old and rotten (moist)?
is the granite polished granite (marble)?
>>83658064
Can't I have both at the same time?
>>83658064
why doesn't he switch to iron-zinc every time he comes in contact with blood?
>>83658119
Because that wouldnt be as cool as fucking blood monster you dope!