So, is she Chinese or Japanese?
>>83640046
aren't those the same thing?
>>83640046
have you ever seen a brown skinned japanese?
also her surname makes pretty clear her family is indian
>>83640551
Also, her mom's name is Priyanka.
>>83640551
CHINESE
*CRRK*
OR
JAPANESE
>>83640551
>have you ever seen a brown skinned japanese?
You know there's a specific fetish in Japan for exactly that, right?
>>83640046
the ocean?
>>83640551
...So is she Chinese or Japanese?
>>83640046
>there are people this dumb, who don't know of any other ethnicities with darker complexions
>there are people only discovering Steven Universe now, and don't have the sense to go look for a wiki instead.
I'm calling summer /co/.
>>83640551
>have you ever seen a brown skinned japanese?
yes
>>83640630
fuck i forgot what YTP was this
>>83640718
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4YEJcR0-EE
>>83640697
>there are people on /co/ that think they're smart but can't even see a reference to another well known and beloved /co/ property when people are posting images from said show in the fucking thread
ib4 you post something along the lines of "I was just pretending to be retarded"
>>83640630
>>83640690
China. Indochina, specifically.
>>83640046
Neither, she's Laotian.
>>83640697
Is this b8? Fuck you I fell for it.
>>83641840
The only sane answer here.
>>83640551
>have you ever seen a brown skinned japanese?
Okinawa?
>>83642072
Anime Okinawa isn't the same as real Okinawa
>>83640046
Poo in the loo
>>83641840
Which ocean?
>>83640697
We had became tumblr, there is no doubt.
>>83642118
This
>>83640697
Take a look at all the Hank Hill pics in this thread...
...now think about why they are here....
>>83640046
The ocean?
>>83640046
Japanese obviously.
Her mother is India or Pakistan
>>83640697
Khan pls go.
Is there supposed to be a Steven Universe episode today?
or is that next month?
>>83640046
she's a DESIGNATED
>>83646532
>>83646899
That episode was just a placeholder on zap2it. All signs point to no new episodes until the 30th at best, but we really don't know. Our best hope is that they make some kind of announcement in the next few days, but as of right now we're completely in the dark.
>>83647006
wow, what shit.
>>83640046
The last name is Tamil in nature, while her mother's first name is Hindi
>>83646881
Are you telling me there is no Dino Time?
Did /sug/ get banned again
>>83647075
Yeah, 17 episodes in 47 weeks and counting is completely reasonable.
>>83648332
Yup.
>>83642138
It's a small landlocked country in southeast Asia.
>>83640046
Are you fucking serious?
>>83649410
Underage b& detected.
>>83640690
She is from Laos, stupid. It's a landlocked country in Southeast Asia. It's between Vietnam and Thailand, okay?! Population: 4.7 million!
>>83648937
......so is she Chinese or Japanese?
>>83640647
Ganguro don't count!
>>83646546
SHITTING
>>83649650
His father is Japanese
>>83644902
>>83640551
im a japanigger. half jap half black
>>83640046
she is lamalolaotian
>>83640046
I'm pretty sure she's American. Or a citizen of whatever pseudo-America is residing south of pseudo-Canada, at any rate.
>>83641840
Is that the french word for ocean?
Why don't we just say everybody is Japanese? It would really simplify things.
>>83649768
Hello there Mr.Jap Black
>>83640046
just for the record ,she's Indian
Her mom is fucking hot tho
> So are you Indian or Pakistani?
> Actually I'm Sri Lankan
>,,,so are you Indian or Pakistani?
>>83651796
oh god
>>83650165
Because then Steven watching subbed and dubbed samurai movies doesn't make any sense. Gotta respect continuity, anon! Well, unless your name is Bendis. Or we're talking about Pearl's aversion to eating. But aside from that: continuity!
>>83640046
She's Sinhalese - from Sri Lanka. That's an island off the southern tip of India. So she's Dravidian or Aryan.
>>83647833
There we go.
Would it be progressive to have someone assume they're Hindu only to find out they're Methodist or something since they're probably 2-3rd generation citizens?
>>83656155
Sinhalese speak an Indo-European language and classify themselves as Aryans. Tamils (the ethnic group historically oppressed by the Sinhalese) are the Dravidians.
>>83649689
RACE
>>83656182
Sinhalese are largely Buddhists whereas Tamils are largely Hindus. There's also a minority of each who are Muslims or Christians.
>>83640697
Took me years but I finally fell for the bait so thank you dude I'm gonna go to bed just a little bit mad tonight
Why am I watching Steven Universe? It's a giant punch in the ego on the notion of human exceptionalism since it has minimal human help and has the alien race (including the good guys) seeing humanity at best as pets and at worse as inferior life worth genociding.
>>83656189
Well... apparently her family name, Maheswaran, (so her dad's) is Tamil, while her mother's name, Priyanka is Aryan. Forbidden love? A reason to leave the motherland? Two teenagers escape the wrath of their families to the land of the free to pursue careers and love?
...I would not be the slightest bit surprised if that is how the crew wrote it.
>>83656203
And the Maheswarans are atheists, who only believe in love and order.
>>83656273
>you will never caress Peridot's perfect thighs
>you will never give her ass a friendly slap
Damn it all!
>>83656264
Because you can identify with the gems?
Don't you usually identify with the main character, regardless?
>>83656290
...You mean her miniscule thighs and miniature ass?
>>83656282
>implying atheists can believe in anything when all notions of love and order are subjective
>implying either concepts can exist without a deity creating an objective Truth on the concepts
*tips Great Helm
>>83656304
COMPACT
O
M
P
A
C
T
>>83656282
All of that would makes sense.
>>83651908
Where is Sri Lankan ?
>>83640046
POO
>>83651908
>India
>Pakistan
>Sri Lanka
>America
It doesn't matter, anon. British clay is British clay.
>>83656359
>gibraltar
>>83640046
Neither, duh.
She'sKorean.
>>83656314
Not only do I assert those things - knowing them to be true from personal experience -, I call into question the ability to truly believe in the value of love and order when you DO believe in a 'higher power'.
I don't have a fedora, but how about a borsalino?
>>83656331
But not great for slapping.
..Imagine slapping Jasper's ass. Unf. Like smacking a horse's butt.
Or a rock covered in thin silk...
Anyone got the Mega links for episode downloads?
Since /sug/ is banned. Again.
>>83656359
Not technically true. Ausfag here. Our government can still be over-ruled by the Monarchy, or their representative, the Governor-General.
>>83649768
Niggon
>>83653986
How DID the Japanese dub of Steven Universe handle the samurai movies?
>>83640046
I don't remember why I thought that, but I got the impression that her mom is Indian and her dad is Japanese. He don't remember why I thought that, but her dad certainly does look like an old Japanese salaryman.
>>83656681
eh, we basically have a 'you don't exert your authority, we don't question your authority' policy
>>83640046
I'll be honest. I hated King of the Hill as a child. I hate King of the Hill as an adult.
It just bores me. The characters, other than Peggy and Cotton Hill aren't hate worthy, they are just dull.
>>83651718
>she's Indian
So is she Apache or Cherokee?
>>83656663
They're in /trash/
Only good part to having a general there
got bored did an edit of it
>>83649768
Post pics
>>83660195
Need a pornstar with that type of body now.
>>83663083
kek
>>83640046
technically, all of us are african
>>83649768
post some pics, nigga-san
>>83640551
>have you ever seen a brown skinned japanese?
>>83664874
That's gyaru.
>>83664783
>>83646881
>Hmm... How can WE help?
>>83640046
Moms a desi, Dad's from the East.
>>83664977
One is a subset of the other.
>>83649768
Kurohito, nandarou?
>>83640697
>who don't know of any other ethnicities with darker complexions
they really don't. why do you think the term "PoC" was invented?
>>83640551
Yes, an entire race. The Ainu.
>>83640751
this poop legitimately crosses the line into art
>>83665496
The Ainu aren't Japanese.
>>83656182
It acutally would be progressive,in that we don't see characters liket hat anywhere.
Unfortunately, easily triggered motherfuckers would call them being methodist racist, and easily triggered motherfuckers are the ones running the show on what's progressive or not.
>>83656282
>...I would not be the slightest bit surprised if that is how the crew wrote it.
And I would not be suprised if they just picked two names from the subcontinent in google and just slapped it on. Maybe they'll do something with it, maybe they won't.
>>83665614
That's like saying that American Indians aren't americans, or the abbos aren't australian.
>>83665728
Ethnologically, no, they, aren't the same. Just like how English and the British are not the same either.
>>83640046
Her family lived in California last 20 years
>>83640751
This is beautiful.
>>83642052
Giving any answer at all isn't sane, because it's a really, really, REALLY old meme.
>>83665496
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ainu_people#Origins
>"Full-blooded Ainu, compared to people of Yamato descent, often have lighter skin and more body hair.[39]"
>lighter skin
>>83656282
>>83665696
Everyone here's aware that all the ethnicities, countries, and continents are all whacked up, right?
Steven Universe takes place on an alternate earth with a very different geography. Shit, New York is Empire City.
SU went on hiatus again??
>>83656264
>at best as pets
That's why Rose gave up her physical form to birth Steven, right?
>>83666096
More episodes in June.
Gonna bet like last week of June.
>>83666199
Watching this show has become a fucking chore...
>>83666054
Trigger-happy people don't care about lore or ethnography. Whether in fiction or in real life - hence why they decide to dump all non-white people under a same label. And they are the same people that are quick to say Tolkien was a racist.
Plus, they hold the idea that storytellers are morally obliged to represent real life. Hence the whole concept of "Representation". Fiction as raw entertainment they find to be a disgrace.
>>83665325
It's kokujin, fakeweeb
>>83666385
I was using the Kun spelling,baka.
>>83640751
It's amazing how a sitcom can be turned into a thriller
>>83640046
What? She's black.
>>83666054
Is it diffferent in any way that matters? I've seen some shit from the hyperautists, but no meaningful differences.
>>83666385
Hankoku?
>>83666640
well Russia doesn't exist at all so there's that
>>83666683
Does the lack of russia have any impact on any characters? Some happy polish people?
>>83666938
>Slav character introduced
>Exactly like real ones, except always happy and can actually afford good clothes
>>83666683
Russia does exist, Siberia doesn't.
We shouldn't over analyze this, though. Something like that would have changed history beyond recognition.
>>83667698
Stalin wouldn't have where to build his gulags?
>>83656189
>Tamils (the ethnic group historically oppressed by the Sinhalese)
>sinhalese live on sri lanka minding their own business
>millions of tamils live on indian mainland
>they start moving to sri lanka
>WHAT YOU DONT SURRENDER YOUR COUNTRY TO US? FUCKING OPRESSORS WE WAR YOU NOW
>they lose it despite the support of mainland tamils
>eternal butthurt
>>83656514
>I call into question the ability to truly believe in the value of love and order when you DO believe in a 'higher power'.
God wills it. Ergo, "it" is lovely and orderly.
>>83666239
I know
>>83665496
Ainu are caucasoids bro
They look live slavs
>>83667905
hehsubtle futa
What happened to SUG? Anyways so Steven floats is the season finally I'm reading? How is that possible didn't the creator say that s3 finale was going to be crazier and more hardcore than s1.
>>83656182
Anon, only white people are Christian.
>>83640046
>>83667142
>they actually use chairs.
>>83669310
I always feel bad.
>>83666199
It is literally June. Where's my bits?!
>>83666054
New Jersey is however a multiversal nexus that exists in all posssible, real or even merely hypothetical time lines, dimensions and multiversal complexes.
>>83660917
She's a Hapi indian!
>>83660917
Not the native american kind, idiot
>>83666199
>>83669825
Reposting from... elsewhere...
So I've been thinking about it, and I think I have an idea about what's going on with the episodes, although you're not gonna like it.
The were 5 episodes of In Too Deep, which we know only happened because of the French getting so far ahead. There are also 5 Thursdays in this June. I think that the Summer of Steven was supposed to begin on the 2nd, but in an attempt to make sure that France didn't get too far ahead, they pulled their June episodes forward. This worked doubly for them, because Steven Bombs have traditionally had 5 episodes, and the first two episodes of could be run together on a single day.
We also know that TTG and PPG are having their crossover on the 30th at 6. Originally this would have been an event during the already hyped-up Summer of Steven, but now it's basically their only major event until then. We know that CN only heavily promotes one thing at a time, and PPG could use a ratings boost, so I don't think they'll do much more than announce the Summer of Steven between now and then.
So I think we're more likely to get Steven Floats on July 7th as the start of the Summer of Steven, or maybe even the 14th if we're unlucky. I fucking hate it, but I honestly think that it's pretty likely.
>>83667806
Im sure good ol' Joe would've made some island hotels for the prisoners
>>83669847
So is she Apache or Cherokee?
>>83669864
Thanks, anon. Your analysis is welcomed during the hiatus.
>>83669989
No probalo, Grendelina. A few explanation posts too;
>if that's the case why would they pull forward the first 5 episodes but not steven floats? sure it was less exciting but it's not like any of the episodes could be considered relevant to "in too deep" except gem drill (and swi for jasper)
That's why I made a point about the bombs. It makes it look like a scheduled event to the masses, which are now used to getting the episodes in 5 part chunks. It also ends rather cleanly, as Steven Floats is a shift back to the older setting, and apparently more townie-based episodes. Only being behind by 1 episode isn't as bad as being behind by 5.
>WHY NOT JUST START THE WHOLE THING EARLY THEN
Because then it's not really a Summer of Steven if it starts before a summer month, and that would just put the break between episodes later, or even extend another hiatus by a full month, which CN actually might not want to do for once.
Damn, looks like the shame post isn't spreading. Looks like tumblr hates having their waifu insulted more than fans being driven to suicide
>>83669922
Sioux,
>>83670973
What post?
I don't even watch the show, but I heard she's the creator's self insert wish fulfillment.
>>83671541
No, the gems are her self-insert. it would be creepy if connie was since steven is her brother
>>83671694
it's a fake and if someone points out a hole I fix it or abandon the theory.
>>83668897
>Anyways so Steven floats is the season finally I'm reading
You're reading bullshit.
S3 finale is like 20 episodes away.
>saw this bait thread this morning
>knew it would pull in fags like a magnet
>dared to hope it would die quietly anyway
You're a daily disappointment to me, /co/.
>>83671721
>it's a fake
Is it? That's a shame.
>and if someone points out a hole I fix it or abandon the theory.
No, you don't. There have been entire threads devoted to people shooting your shit down and all you do is ignore every point anyone makes while mindlessly repeating your theory over and over as though it proves itself.
>>83672297
anon, I consider being right far more important that proving I'm right. If you can pick out one of my theories and point out a specific hole, I will address it
>>83640630
> AAAAAUUUUUAUUGhhhh
>>83656264
Sometimes it's nice to have a break from the hfy
>>83666550
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z14_-En-JTk
http://pastebin.com/VnE7g3Z8
>>83666010
Yeah. The native Japanese are actually white.
>>83640647
Those cunts get mega tans, that's not their natural skin tone.
>>83669922
Kickapoo.
>>83656282
>Forbidden love? A reason to leave the motherland? Two teenagers escape the wrath of their families to the land of the free to pursue careers and love?
Ian confirmed that they are Indian-American (i.e. they aren't first generation). Heck, Doug is a western name, so it's possible that Doug's family's been in america for more generations that priyanka's
>Boring Indian this/that
Nah.
Post Priyanka.
I finally figured out the chest gem issue!
The colored pearls don't have chest gems, their gems are actually on their collars, representing that they are subservient. Their gems are slave tags
Amethyst, the Diamonds and doc are all emotional and quick to anger, while the grinch and bloople are slaves
>>83656264
Same reason you read Lovecraft. A healthy dose of cynicism.
>>83664783
The species that left Africa isn't what we are.
>>83673957
you're right
unlike them, we'repart neanderthal
>>83672985
Beautiful.
>>83672985
King of the Hill makes everything better.
>>83674433
If I may, it's been speculated that the placement of the gems on the Gems' bodies tells us something about their personality.
Pearl and Peridot have gems on their foreheads, and prefer logic and reason.
Amethyst has her gem on her chest, and is brash and care-free.
Garnet has gems in the palms of her hands, and is experienced.
Steven and Rose Quartz have them where their navel would be, and they're kind, loving, and instinctual.
What do the placements of gems say for Lapis and Jasper, though?
>>83674819
The back may represent concealment, she literally has to turn her back to you for you to see her gem.
The nose is definitely animal nature.
>>83674819
Jasper is hard-nosed. Lapis can't leave her past behind her and is alway looking back at what she left behind
>>83674819
>Garnet has gems in the palms of her hands, and is experienced.
Ruby has one in her hand and she is a butthurt ragemonster
Punished Ruby had one in her eye and seemed like a war veteran an inch from snapping and killing everyone in the room.
>>83640551
Remember that in SU universe, Japan isn't isolated, so maybe there was some race mixing.
>>83675847
Most of Hawaii has Japanese blood.
I wonder what the policy is on /co/ to backlinking to stuff on /aco/
>>83651796
Found this on Google for ya'.
>>83675983
Also this, honestly we don't have enough info to draw a conclusive answer unless the show gives more info.
>>83640046
Neither, she's a filthy mixed breed
>>83675985
Only applicable rules might be >>>/global1/rules , which implies that if you see CP posted, do not spam links to it to get it reported more, and >>>/global4/rules , which should clearly not apply by the context of your post. Otherwise, crossboard linking was implemented so we could use it to not post tonnes of redundant shit. So go nuts.
>>83676744
Huh, thanks for the clarification.
>>83675985
Crossboard linking seems to be fine. If you're familiar with 4chan and see something being linked to /d/ you probably know to avoid it if you want to anyways.
>>83640046
Mexican.
>>83664874
>Donald Trump's daughter.jpg
Does anyone here read russian? I can guess at the gist of it but having a translation of some sort would be appreciated.
http://su.reactor.cc/post/2512799
>>83640046
POO IN THE LOO, CONNIE!
YOU PIECE OF SHIT!
t. Pearl
>>83676990
that doesn't look anything like his daughter?
are you fucking retarded?
>>83640046
remember /sug/? its back as bait threads!
>>83640751
This is too rich.
>>83677133
Thanks, mods!
>>83677138
The Grinch one is pretty good too.
Reminder that Dr. Maheswaran was dumb enough to mistake these for a car crash victim.
>>83677354
"She wasn't dumb, she just exists in a universe where when you get hit by a car you grow multiple limbs/mutate." - Every Crewniverse Member
>>83640046
>>83672128
at least we get a SU thread, it's a shit one, but it's better than rolling around in the /trash/
>>83677354
My assumption about this is, because Nightmare Hospital was an episode similar to a horror movie, Dr. Maheswaran was assigned the classic horror trope of taking an ordinarily smart, competent person and making them stupid given the circumstances.
>>83640697
calling summer confirmed to be the true summer
>>83640046
Looks like english
>>83677354
Clearly you've never been in a really bad car accident.
>>83674819
>>83673760
If we're done with this shitty thread we should use this as new thread topic
>>83640046
She'scute! CUTE!
>>83648332
Reminder that /trash/ is a real board and that /sug/ takes refuge there
>>83640046
does beach city have a designated shitting street for connie?
>>83667905
There's a coloured version.With the dick.
Filipino.
>>83673486
PriyankaxArmstrong is the only ship I like. Aside from futa VidaliaxLars.
>>83677354
I wanna fuck those Clusters.
How the fuck did the USSR not sacrifice thousands if not millions of scientists, soldiers and explorers to investigate the diamond base in Siberia?
Russia should have a shit ton of Gem technology reverse engineered or at the very least collected for military use.
>>83682490
>Reverse engineer gem technology
Nigger most of it is straight up magic. Do you see any wizards working for governments?
>>83682552
It's not.
The gems call it magic to make it easier for steven, it's just really advanced technology.
>>83682708
No, it's magic. gems are magical. Steven can float in the air using his gem powers, that's magic.
Pearl can store things inside her head, that's magic.
All the gems can form a bubble around things and teleport them back to the temple, that's magic.
>>83677072
It's a joke, Count Cuckula.
>>83682708
Butthurt scientist detected. Keep crying while hot space babes perform magic all day long.
>america is supposed to be a melting pot of cultures all around the globe
>literally can't tell the difference between japanese and chinese
>>83682255
The whole show is a designated shitting street.
>>83682881
Go away Misha you stupid fuck. You can't even talk to a real girl so you have to fantasize about cucking a fourteen year old child.
>>83682428
>not liking PriyankaxPearl
>>83683064
But where's the dong in that?
>>83683075
Pearl has a collection of sex toys dating back to 4000BC and can shapeshift. Priyanka just keeps her nails trimmed.
>>83682552
What, never heard of state alchemists?
>>83683161
>Alchemists
>Wizards
The reason your mom is dead is because you used a bunch of leaves and shit instead of a resurrection spell.
>>83640551
>have you ever seen a brown skinned japanese?
Japanese who emigrated to Brazil and then came back because their government called them back to counter their ageing population.
Also referred by Japanese as "not real Japanese"
>>83682490
>How the fuck did the USSR
Well, about that...
>>83683192
Her proportions look... off.
She looks like an EVA unit trying to stand up straight.
>>83640551
Isn't miss japan mixed?
>>83683213
Tunguska go boom
>>83682490
>>83682552
>>83682708
>>83682753
>>83682766
Why not both?
>>83683292
>>83683486
I always have massive hard-ons when thinking about the possibilities of a world where mankind reached about our current level of technology before discovering magic.
Imagine the shit quantum physicists would start doing if they suddenly had the ability to move particles without having to use ridiculously complex pieces of machinery like the LHC.
Railguns would suddenly be practical thanks to the amounts of energy we could produce/carry with little effort.
>>83683064ConnieXPearlis better.
>>83681554
Ugh. Might as well post in /b/.
>>83683668
>>83683064
>>83682428
Pff, naw. Ultimate ship incoming.
I wonder if connotations when you think about it make it inappropriate to post on /co/, or if it's because it's merely heavily implied that it's fine?
>>83684982
>ultimate ship
Nope, if we want to make this ultimate we need to go bigger.
I GOT IT! ArmstrongxPriyankaxStevonnie!
>>83682708
Gems have both magic inherent to their existences, and can do things that no physics can explain, but on top of that have also developed technology on said magic. The existence of a modern homeworld then is that of a being living with magitek all around them.
It's not just really advanced technology. It's in their very gemology. They live and breathe it. It's basically super powers for them.
And now it makes me wonder if x-men settings have ever dealt with futures wherein it's not just tech, but mutech, where they've harnessed biology and fused it with technology to create something so utterly strange and new and powerful. Despite watching the movies, I'm not actually very familiar with it. The best I can figure off the top of my head is cerebro.
>>83640706
SHOW ME, my dick demands this
>>83685054
Modern homeworld gem, that is*
>>83685028
My only problem with fanart of that gem creature is that the artist never uses its hands to make faces.
>>83667905
i-i-is that a clothed boner with precum coming out of the tip?
>>83685100
I never like stuff like that. It just feels like a waste to just make a face with hands instead of using gestures.
>>83683213
Australia and South America being fucked up like that really triggers my autistic liking of geography.
>>83685136
>>83685211
See that just seems odd and unnecessary to me, I I enjoy hands waving around with gestures instead.
>>83685271
Well she is of a clan that focuses on consuming residual emotions of fear, such as discomfort, so yeah it's a bit odd, although hardly unnecessary.
>>83685271
Also, the gem experiment doesn't seem like all its parts are coordinated enough to form a face together.
>>83685381
>try to make a face
>end up holding hands instead
>>83640551
YO!
GAL-O SENGEN!
GO!
GO!
GO!
GO!
GO!
GAL-O SENGEN!
>>83685174
But you don't mind Africa?
Stevonnie's hot!
>>83682773
I mean, unless they open their mouth it's kind of hard to tell.
>>83685970
Stevonnie is huge
Have we seen them next to any human characters?
