So a close friend of mine asked an interesting question. How come no one was interested in Johnny? She says he was a handsome character and she was surprised he didn't get any episodes where the girl was really interested in him. I think aside from the reindeer I don't think there was...
that's the joke
>>83637224
he's an 8-year-old boy. that's why he's always playing with Susie, lives with his mom, etc
>>83637224
Because he's an oblivious sexist?
>>83637224
Because he hits in everybody. Can't have a character who objectifies women on a show actually succeed, just... just.... THINK OF TJE KIDS! Only humour allowed, if someone is attracted to himd imagine what ALL THE LITTLE BOYS would learn to expect
girls can sense desperation, and they don't like it
>>83637224
He seems rather capable of attracting furries.
Because he was a dense idiot who was also kind of a dick. They're were moments when the girl would actually soften up to him but then he opens his mouth and fuck everything up.
That said they're a couple of episodes where the girl those fall for him but for a reason or another they can't be together.
>>83637234
this
but there was a couple of time when females took a intrest in Johnny
>werewolf chick
>doe ( but she dated Johnny only to make her ex jealous)
>secret agent
>vampire (again, only because she wanted to piss of her ex)
>foxy moma from that furry island liked johnny's complement
>>83637224
Its a bit hard to watch now. Its nonstop Johnny torture porn/cucking.
it's just a shame they pussyfied him in the second season. instead they should have had character development in a positive direction, and a love interest equally quirky.
He was handsome, definitely, but like a lot of anons have said, he was dickish.
>>83637871
He would even go out of his way to be a nice guy sometimes and still get fucked over in the end.
>>83637538
The werewolf he runs into looks goofy and harmless.
>>83637619
Didn't the women from the future like him too? I remember that episode.
Definitely because he's a dick. A girl liking him would go
> girl thinks he's cute
> johnny open his mouth
> girls nopes out of there
>>83637952
>90s Cartoon Cartoon
>Character development
Pick one, unless the show is samurai Jack.
>>83637224
because Lifetime
>>83638411
....point, but a man can dream can't he?
>>83638406
And yet Irl we have guys who are way bigger dicks than johnny and yet have girlfriends. We've all seen it.
>>83637224
hahaha silly boys
everybody knows Johnny's true love is Jack
>>83638406
But would Johnny ever get drunk and hit her? Insult her? Be extremely jealous of her? With things only getting worse right after you get married and the relationship lasting for months before you realize shit is just not right and that you always deserved better!
>>83638658
>>83637619
there was the episode where he was mistakenly put in women's prison under the name Joanie.
once the female inmates realized he was a man (after he started explaining the rules of hockey) they all lined up to schedule dates with him
>>83638792
I do not remember that episode. I must go find it.
>>83638782
Aw, okay!
>>83638295
Nigga...that is NOT a goofy expression. That's a "fill my fortune cookie" look.
>>83637224
He's a corny manlet who lives with his mom. Imagine him standing right in front of you, doing karate chops and talking like Elvis.
>>83638406
And that's why the animal chicks like him. He's a sexist dude with a great physique, and that shit works in an uncivilized society, eg: the animal kingdom.
>>83638587
And those guys don't usually live with their moms.
It's not just that he was a dick, he was just kind of oblivious and try-hard too. Apart from his good looks, he didn't really have anything to offer a lady.
Keep in mind though, he is not a virgin.
>>83638658
I liked KevEdd but this one was dumb.
>>83642376
fucking rekt
>>83642492
Shut your potty mouth, they're cute! CUTE!
>>83642376
Pretty much this. If Johnny had a nice car and lived in a mansion he would be full of bitches all over him but a broken guy who lives with his mom? Nope!
>>83642414
He is very attractive, it's not hard to imagine him being able to get a one night stand before the girl realized how he really was like.
>>83638658
Fujoshits need to be gassed
>>83637224
good looks won't compensate if your brain doesn't work
Thats the whole idea of Johny
>>83637224
Because instead of going to bars or other places where flirting on strangers is the norm he walks up to women in contexts where they would be preoccupied and being flirted with would just be nuisance.
>>83642414
Oh yeah, that sacrifice episode...
>>83638587
But they bait them in with the sweet talk. Jonny is all about that action
>>83637319
True.
>>83638587
Sounds like you're projecting.
>>83637224
Because it was a cartoon and in Johny's earth attitude>>>looks apparently.
>>83642414
>Keep in mind though, he is not a virgin.
Probably happened back in highschool, I mean guys living with their mother is the norm there. How old is Johnny anyway?
>>83638587
Those guys are also not cartoon characters.
>>83642368
Looking a bit too deep into this but I dig it
>>83637296
Brock from pokemon disagrees.
>>83642352
>manlet
>tallest character in the show
are you feeling OK anon.
>Imagine him standing right in front of you, doing karate chops and talking like Elvis.
Sounds like a fun dude tbqh.
Johnny Bravo threads always crack me up because Johnny should have a pretty decent success rate with chicks based on one factor that sets him miles ahead of most nerds debating him:
He puts himself out there.
Johnny Bravo is such a wonderful show. The concept is so unique and original, and Jeff Bennett is a genius who's acting never got old. One of the best cartoons to come out of the 90s.
>>83638295
not gonna lie i found her really really cute as a kid, for reasons I couldn't put my finger on. years later I realized I'm a fucking dirty furfag and my favorite kinds, for whatever fucked up reason, tend to be the cartoonier looking ones with big snouts like that (though usually not AS exaggerated). I can hardly explain how good it feels that Toriel has been the furry hot topic for the last several months for that reason, but it's still a rare breed.
>>83642414
>he didn't really have anything to offer a lady
Yeah, except those times he fucking wrestled a crocodile or the like for the safety of his mother and Suzy... how was that called? Reliability? Bravery?
But yeah, he had nothing to offer
>>83637224
>So a close friend of mine
We don't need to know the relationship status with your friend, pal. Just say "A friend of mine".
>>83642352
This. He may be handsome and built, but he has some kind of weird pompadour, wears sunglasses everywhere and talks like a retarded Elvis cartoon parody.
Hot girls don't exactly have a shortage of hot guys who also don't act like delusional morons.
>>83637224
Well he isn't a virgin and I think it was confirmed he does get chicks off screen.
>>83637224
There was the secret agent who actually loved him.
Maybe Johnny Could dance to a woman tonight.
Give me this reason why Johnny Bravo wanted to Mary so he can capture the grollia for her in the pilot.
>>83638658
I refuse to believe Jack would have such bad taste in men
Shake it baby.
>>83637544
And that is why Johnny want it.
>>83637224
I always figured it was like with Boomhauer in KOTH, except where we only normally see the 1/10 times Boomhauer succeeds at picking up chicks, with Johnny we see only the 9/10 times he fails
>>83650887
>bad taste
>has his heart on the right place
>shows himself to be able to defend his own family and loved beings
>saves the town from a nuclear meltdown
fuck you
>>83650957
I hope this time he will.
>>83638658
I understood that reference.
>>83650887
you got bad taste
>>83651042
What is it. Trix?
Hey look Johnny it'sLittle Ricky Simmons
>>83638658
>implying Jack has time for love when he's busy saving the world.
Nigga got fucked over by Aku twice in that department he ain't fucking with anyone again.
>>83637224
He lives with his mom, and loses in karate to a bunch of little kids.
>>83637224
Because he skips legday.
>>83637224
Johnny tends to say stupid pick up lines to any woman he sees on the street. If he said it at a bar or something then he might have a better success rate.
Not to mention the show runs on the fact that he goofs up in that aspect so seeing his failures is funnier. You can assume that he does get dates offscreen but you just never see them
