ITT: High quality /co/-related journalism that really makes you think
>>83624607
Who would pay someone to write like thi-
>HuffPo
Nevermind.
>>83625478
I want to know how I, personally, can parlay my talent for shitposting into a lucrative columnist position with the Huffington Post.
This sounds like that girl from Newsreaders. Really, read it in her voice.
I remember with Huff had some credit, then it got cancer
>>83625586
I remember seeing this posted by them going "notice anything? :) :)"
and someone on tumblr was all like "you don't hire black people?" and I was like damn
>>83625953
>>83625953
In the oppression Olympics the black race is the ultimate trump card. Seriously if comes down to black people vs women or gay, black always automatically wins. The only thing I think that can beat black oppression is transwomen but even then it's not always true.
Hmmm.... really makes you think....
>>83624607
>>83626097
>more than one open furfag
bastion of journalistic integrity
>>83625500
You have to be a non-black woman from a moderately wealthy family who has accomplished absolutely nothing in 30 years despite having a lavishly expensive education your parents paid for, and every conceivable opportunity handed to you on a silver plate.
Then you sit at a desk,and make rubber band balls for 4 hours a day, and demand a $50K+ salary.
>>83626146
>only two
>>83624607
>*petting my cat*
>>83626510
>more than one must equal only two
>>83626588
I know which hentai comic that is.
>>83626510
Does... does this person actually want to fuck real ass animals?
>>83625586
I can't believe they posted that to brag about their "diversity," must be nice to be a fat white girl, everyone just sort of plays along with your retarded antics to the point where you can do this kind of shit and be surprised when it backfires.
>>83626650
I guess
Why the fuck are there so many of these animal fuckers on popular news sites?
You literally cannot make this shit up.
>>83627611
Pedo animal fuckers.
>>83627654
At least the person in that article gushing over Kovu has the sense to remain anonymous, this woman just ousted herself as a pedo lion fucker.
>>83626681
they did knot just publish that
Why is modern journalism so garbage
The fuck?
I mean, Kovu is kind of sexy- FOR A LION.
Objectively he's an animated cartoon of a talking animal. But you can't argue that he isn't good looking.
But posting an article about how sexy a fictional children's lion is- that's way too far.
>Felines
Disgusting
Equines on the other hand...
>>83626681
>Such a DILF
>>83627654
Ugh, it's called cub porn and it's not p*********.
so mainstream media is now more degenerate than 4chan, ok, good to know
>>83625586
That tweet backfired so badly it was hilarious
Just more proof that cats are for women and assorted losers.
>>83626146
I feel like being open with your fetishes is the principle of journalistic integrity.
It's still fucking retarded crap but it's retarded crap with integrity
>>83628020
Yeah it's true but it's a waste of an article
So does anybody have anything that's auctualy decent journalism?
I love looking at this trainwreck as much as the next guy but still
>>83625586
>>83625953
>>83626659
>>83628788
Link to the tweet?
>>83628568
>p*********
Nigger, what the fuck are you doing?
>>83627611
Most normal people are capable of separating fantasy from reality and realize cartoon animals/characters are not real.
>>83628902
Except when you say that you want to see a fictional female character beaten, chained and raped. Then everyone thinks you're some sort of psychopath.
>>83628873
Pretty sure it got deleted
>>83628873
You must be new if you think that would still exist
> Meanwhile talking about wanting to fuck Nala would be considered creepy misogyny by these same people.
>>83625586
>some credit
>It was brought about by Ariana Huffington to push her lib nonsense
It never had any credibility
>>83629058
My thought was "you all have expensive coffee warmers." where are the real computers you you can actually do work.
>>83629097
wrecked.
>>83628941
>https://twitter.com/lheron/status/733758898855940098/photo/1
>>83629058
>Huffpo is objective journalism
>literally run 100% by tumblr SJW fat girls
>>83629058
They all have creepy as fuck smiles?
Like, redneck cannibals from a trashy cheap Texas Chainsaw Massacre rip-off kind of smiles.
>>83629097
B T F O
T
F
O
>>83626066
>Seriously if comes down to black people vs women or gay
Oh please, gay men are "problematic" these days. These days it's between women, blacks, Muslims, and trannies.
>>83626510
>obviously knows how to please a lover
With his fucking barbed dick?
>>83627611
>Arts writer
>Woman
What a fucking shock. I bet she has a women's studies degree too
>>83628936
Then they're being hypocrites.
If they want to fuck a cartoon animal, they're guilty of bestiality if they think an artist writing a story in which a cartoon woman is raped is a crime.
>>83626681
>>83627611
>>83626510
>>83626097
>>83624607
what's this?
yourmoviesucksdotorg?
>>83625586
SO DIVERSE
>ALL WHITE WOMEN!
>>83626066
In theory maybe but in practice white woman trumps everything else.
>>83629304
FAT white women
>>83629313
Which is hilarious because white women in western societies are the most comfortable, privileged group of people on the planet.
>>83629104
Muh buzzwords. Pow conservatwawad
>>83629021
Feminists having double standards? Say it ain't so!
>>83629341
women are the teenagers of adulthood
>>83629365
Did you just suffer a stroke or something?
>>83629365
>triggered
>>83629365
>>83627848
>>83624607
Isn't he just lion!Romeo?
>>83627848
>>83625478
>>83629660
Is that Richard, Monica's ex-boyfriend?
![hqdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/i1DsMEJ.jpg "hqdefault[1].jpg")
>>83624607
LIONS DO NOT MEOW
GOODNIGHT
>>83625586
>>83629058
>>83629097
It's interesting they aren't trying to move equality forward, working together with the opposite sex, tweeting about how special they are for being a group of only white women.
Wow Huff, you're real diverse.
>>83629889
Yeah, if you haven't noticed, equality feminism is fucking dead in favor of gender advocates.
>>83624607
>Remember literally anything from Lion King II?
No.
>>83629910
it's third wave, right?
>>83629937
yeah. some old school feminists from the 70s who speak out against third wave get so much shit from the new shitty entitled generation of feminism.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MxqSwzFy5w
>>83629964
Ah yes, Based Mom.
Bless her.
>>83629021
>You must remember she can't give consent, and that makes you an evil fictional animal rapist!
>>83629684
Yep
>>83629964
>tfw reading War Against Boys
Wow..... really opened my eyes....
>>83629304
>>83629319
It looks like there may be a couple of Asians way in the back.
>>83630176
like black people in the bus during segregation?
>>83629313
my mom said if you're white, a girl, and pretty, you can get away with anything
>These bitches are paid actual money to write this shit
>>83630247
A wise woman
>>83629660
>>83625586
I think I see like 2 Asians. But they could be adopted or have one white parent
>>83629660
CANNOT
FABRICATE
>>83626681
To be fair, I know anons here want to bang his wife too.
Though, to be more fair, they know to only post about it on Chinese image boards.
>>83631600
I see three Asians and some of the swarthier whites or perhaps Mexicans
>>83629936
The song while they're exiling Kovu is pretty cool
>>83627611
What is the far left?
>>83629660
Is that tom selleck
>>83628875
I think he's making a refrence to Lolicon
>>83631600
Yeah, we don't get paid to write about how we want to fuck cartoon animals. But I guess when women do it it's "embowering" or some such nonsense.
>>83626681
>>83626510
So this is basically /co/ in a nutshell
>>83626510
They should just watch Felidae.
>>83633590
except /co/ isnt a popular 'news outlet' and we dont get paid to say these things.
>>83630032
>>83632359
You realize Tom being part of the NRA is one of the most famous thingz about him, right?
>>83633590
Anon, you know those fat girls into anime stuff who go and grab random women's boobs at conventions because it happens in the shows they watch?
Yeah.
Some people just don't have any ability to filter themselves properly.
>>83633684
nope, i dont care about actors political or other affiliations or ideals, i just care if they can act.
>>83626681
>>83627611
>>83626510
>>83626097
>>83624607
They actually get pay for this? What the fuck?
>itt; everyone pretends /co/ doesn't have threads about how much they want to fuck cartoon animals every single dayI mean I agree that it's fucking stupid to publish something like that on a "serious" news site, but come the fuck on. This place is practically furry central.
>>83629021
Eddie Redmayne went on TV and basically said Nala and Maid Marian were his waifus. He got a few giggles from a live TV audience. Generally no one seemed to give a fuck. Guy won an Oscar like a year later.
>>83633986
I actually hate furries.
>>83625586
>post a picture of editors hoping to get diversity brownie points
>probably knowing full well that a lot of editors are female. but people don't know that so it'll make them look "good"
>gets shit on anyways
perfection
>>83634021
People that don't probably weren't on 4chan when they were EVERYWHERE talking about their fetish on every goddamned board in every thread.
>>83633986
Disregarding how much /co/ loves and hates bestiality, or the "seriousness" of the news site itself; news sites are expected to be shared with the "public" while what goes on in this board stays on this board. Anons here think of /co/ as its own community, with stuff that bleeds out of it to others as being unintended. News sites are expected to direct their messages to everyone who comes upon them or towards a group of people. So, unless this news site is directing every article on it towards furries and animal enthusiasts, it just shows a lack of self-awareness on the writers' part.
>>83633986
the difference is that this is 4chan while theyre are supposed to be a """"""respectable"""""" and """""reliable""""" news site
>>83633986
>This place is practically furry central
No that's /b/
Secondarily /trash/
and THEN comes us
>>83627848
>>83634557
Nah, /co/ comes first. We've always been a furfag haven. And it isn't a bad thing.
>>83630176
East Asians are basically the white people of minorities, employing them is far from impressive
>>83634581
Monstergirls, yes. Furfags, no.
>>83634581
No you idiot
/b/ has straight up furry threads constantly
The closest we come to constant furry threads is the zootopia general, and that wasn't here a few months ago
>>83634581
We want to fuck anthros/animals, those boards have actual furry threads. There is a difference
>>83634626
And inflation and diapers and sissy shota
>>83634627
Wrong. And we have constant furfag and scalefag threads ourselves. Stop acting like this is some sort of bad thing.
>>83634557
in terms of popular boards? i say /co/ is first since its where they all come from and then get dumped to /b/ or trash
in terms of unpopular boards? its either /an/ /i/ or /f/
/i/ scares me in terms of the furry scale though it makes deviantart normal
>>83634557
Nope, it's /trash/ then /co/.
>>83633642
Are you saying wedo it for free
>>83634658
>that /i/ poster that keeps cutting himself whenever he draws off model bunny vaginas
4chan fringe boards sometimes scare me
>>83634653
>Stop acting like this is some sort of bad thing.
Of course it is you degenerate pervert
all those threads were bannable on /co/ until /co/ mods went full tumblr a few years ago
>>83634660
What exactly is the difference?
>>83634581
>And it isn't a bad thing.
>>83634689
>went full tumblr a few years ago
>this is what newfags actually believe
>>83634005
Doesn't count because it doesn't fit anon's narrative.
>>83634996
LGBT rights activist, my man. Also good looking.
>>83635053
>Also good looking.
THAT's debatable.
>>83634996
>brit
>wants to fuck animals
as if anyone would be surprised
>>83633642
>and we dont get paid to say these things
yet
>>83635080
Considered good looking enough by some people, then.
>>83625586
>Asians sent to the back of the room
>everybody is using a fucking macbook pro
>for writing
>>83634653
Inflation is the best, though.
>>83635080
We're talking about the kind of people who find literal ayy lmao Benecol Calabash the most attractive man on the planet here.
>>83628389
This guy, I like
>>83624607
>Kovu from the Lion King makes me want to saw meow
>lol *petting my cat*
This shit can't be real.
>>83635230
Go away, Dobby.
>>83633684
Ah, no. Mr Baseball.
>>83630247
Spoke from experience probably
>>83625586
Man, not a looker in the bunch.
>>83632976
>tfw born male
>you can't be a journalist by writing about your childhood fetishes
>>83635628
>we only hire comely white women
>because they've been so oppressed
I don't want to fuck animals butI would like to smooch adult Simba
>>83634626
Take it to /d/ faggot.
/co/ has always been about fucking any and everything.
>>83636008
You just contradicted yourself.
Degenerates must unite. We mustmake America great again
>>83630139
>that first sentence
>>83629058
What is the first emoji supposed to be?
>>83634627
How new are you?
/co/ has hands down been the furriest board in all of 4chan over the past decade. Not until lately has it been surpassed by /trash/. And /b/ until around 6 years ago you couldn't post a furry thread without being trolled to hell and back. It was basically where the great yiff wars were battle on 4chan.
Way too many new fags around here these days.
>>83636123
Looks like Spongebob vomiting blood.
>>83636179
It's clearly two emojis having their period.
>>83636123
>>83636179
It's a dancing woman.
>>83636123
>>83636179
Period blood.
>>83636123
>SJWs talk about how a cartoon lion made them wet
>Bestiality legalized in Canada under liberal supreme court
The slippery slop is real.
>OP article
Why is that journalist acting like it's perfectly normal and expected for people to be attracted to a talking cartoon lion?
>>83624607
>*petting my cat*
What did she mean by this?
>>83636293
animals can't consent desu
>>83629058
>>83629097
Hue.
>>83636328
Heavy petting. I bet her cat is named Kovu.
>>83624607
>>83625586
Jesus fucking christ.
>>83636293
What in the fuck, Canada?
>>83636293
No, wouldn't that make most bestiality illegal? How would you have sex with an animal without penetration? "Oh, sure, my dog gives great handjobs!" That's not possible.
>>83636293
>you can let an animal lick your wiener, but lewd fictional underage cartoon characters are still illegal
>>83636393
>How would you have sex with an animal without penetration? "Oh, sure, my dog gives great handjobs!" That's not possible.
Peanutbutter.
>>83624607
>>83625586
>>83626681
>>83629097
There is a japanese comic were a guy wakes up in a version of Earth in which all women behave like this and men are more quite and kinda submissive to sex. Something about the roles are inverted or some shit like that.
Anyone remember the tittle? Cause this shit reminds of that shit and I find it amusing.
>>83634689
You're an idiot
>>83636393
If you make them like your genitals or just rub against the opening, I suppose.
Or, hell, make them eat your cum. And why limit to just having them take you in? What if you want to lick them a bit yourself? It's legal now, after all. Go ahead.
>>83630322
Oh shit, I remember that one.
>>83636364
What kind of shitty incompetent spineless boss tolerates any of that shit?
>>83636293
This was a case of a man with multiple charges of molesting his stepdaughters, which the court found him guilty of. However, what was being appealed was having his dog lick peanut butter off of the girls. While this is a sexual act to him and still a crime to the girls, it is not a sex crime to the dog. The problem is that this could set a precedent for a lot of animal abuse to go through, but the situation of this case was really not abuse.
>>83633986
There was a thread on Lassie lately...
>>83636428
Because Pedophiles deserve to suffer.
>>83636641
not abuse to the dog I mean
The man did molest those kids and is going to probably get fucked up in prison for being the human garbage he is.
>>83636635A woman.
>>83636635
Awoman.
Or rather, it should be obvious from the mindset she took when she first went on that venture.
>>83636641
>>83636715
It is though.
>>83636641
>However, what was being appealed was having his dog lick peanut butter off of the girls. While this is a sexual act to him and still a crime to the girls, it is not a sex crime to the dog.
In what way is that not molesting the dog? You could have put the PB anywhere that wasn't on your battered stepdaughter. I still disagree with this ruling!
>>83633727
>I just care if they can act.
You fucking racist.
>>83636452
Are you talking about the porn one? With the protag deciding to become a virgin eater? With the chapter of girls going to mixed bathing hot springs so that they can look at the bare chests of men? And speaking of bare chests, a girl attempts to do their version of a titfuck by rubbing themselves on the MC's chest?
>>83636452
Teisou Gyakuten Sekai | World of Reversed Gender Roles
It's by Amahara, and I think it has like 3 chapters.
>>83636687
Fictional characters are not people, though. It'd be like if you were put in prison because you played a violent video game and we were worried you might go on a killing spree. It's the exact same logic.
Basically, the law that cartoons are people with human rights was made by politicians who are using a "trick" to make people think they are morally upstanding. It's not something they are concerned with personally, so they can attack it without being affected by it. It's why video games are another convenient target, the people making laws about them don't play them, so it's easy to blame them for things.
So yeah, Politicians are a cancer.
>>83636899
I think he's talking about the one where men are literal sex objects.
>>83636899
>And speaking of bare chests, a girl attempts to do their version of a titfuck by rubbing themselves on the MC's chest?
This sounds fucking hilarious.
>>83634605
Pretty much.
Hire some other kind of asians like a flip, then watch them get celebrated on national tv for something as banal as being hired to write for a mediocre "news" site
>>83636799
>>83636790
Because the stepdaughter should be irrelevant to the law, that would be its own ruling. By having a dog go and lick peanut butter off of genitals, the dog is simply eating and then goes on its way. You are sexually exploiting the girl however.
By having THAT on the books as bestiality, it would open up possibilities for so many cases of innocent people to be accused of abusing their pets.
This is the rationale of the court. I don't think I agree with it, but it's not a simple "Court thinks all bestiality is okay and advocates it!"
They don't like it, but the law has to be written justly.
>>83636927
Oh. Nonono. I know all that shit.
I just think pedophiles and lolishits deserve to suffer.
>>83636635
A surprising number, because that's how women behave in most workplaces. Certainly in white collar jobs.
It's just constant fucking jealousy. The idea that there's "solidarity" between women is an absolute myth. Perhaps there is when they're only communicating via tweets and can't see each other and can make shit up and no-one will call them out on, but put them in the same room and women will pick at, undermine and destroy each other to get ahead at the others' expense. The thing the average woman hates most of all is another woman who's better off in any way than her, whether in looks, wealth, her job, her partner etc. And if they can't have what the better off woman has, they'll try and take it away from her.
>>83626097
I bet she unironically mocks anime waifus.
>American women would much rather have sex with a literal gorilla than you
Really makes you think
>>83627848
>>83637067
Until they find out that gorillas have a one-inch dick.
Compared to most primates, humans are very well-hung.
>>83636364
>expecting an all-female company to be anything but constantly bitchy
>>83629368
What makes you think they're feminists?
>>83627848
You'd be surprise :^)
>>83637108
I'm not going to make any excuses, but Balto is fucking hot.
>>83637098
Actually, we've got by far the biggest dick to body size ratio of any of the great apes.
This is because early humans used to factor in penis size when choosing a mate, opting for bigger partners.
>>83636985
What's maddening is that they'll group together to ruin a man's life in half a heart-beat.
Gotta wonder if the female back-biting bullshit isn't genetic. It is entirely destructive though.
>>83629378
Ever noticed all the fuckwits who go through life acting like entitled manchildren? 4chan's full of them.
>>83636908
Ok. I can't fap to this. But I can't stop reading it. It's legit fun and interesting.
>>83637146
>early humans used to factor in penis size when choosing a mate, opting for bigger partners
They still do, broheim.
>>83636452
Here's a page, in case it's what you're thinking of.
>>83629889
There's some Asian women in that picture too...waaaaaay in the back of the bus.
>>83624607
#ComicGate
Fight for ethic is cartoon journalism.
>>83637187
I'm sold, I gotta track this shit down.
>>83637177
I don't know. I noticed women going after smart chads than regular chads.
And they go after chads with money a lot more more than smart chads and regular chads.
>>83637159
>It is entirely destructive though.
I wouldn't be so sure. If it is genetic, it wouldn't be at all surprised if historically there's historically an evolutionary reason for them to throw other women under the bus. And if had to guess, I think it's like most things to do with how men and women have different reproductive goals.
>>83637139
Every single character in these articles besides the dalmation dad and the fucking gorilla are legitimately attractive t b h
>>83637225
Someone's triggered.
https://www.theguardian.com/film/filmblog/2007/oct/22/thelionkingtheonlywaltdisneyfilmwithasexscene
>>83637190
East Asians are the white people of minorities.
Even Hitler thought they were ok.
>>83637260Hakuna ma tatas, Simba!
>>83633986
Yes, it's called compartmentalization. Despite the channer archetype, a good chunk of the userbase is actually comprised of productive members of society (maybe not /r9k/, though). But we don't tell our colleagues how we fapped to Lassie cartoon pr0n on the net.
You think serial killers don't despise ganstas shanking each other? Some things should stay private.
>>83637187
Ok. Yeah, this is incredibly fun.
>TFW Realizing there are way more women that are closet furries than you expected
>>83624607
I honestly don't see a difference between this shit and /co/ lusting after Pavita Pechugona.
>>83637302
>in too deep
And stuck until it's over.
>>83637187
This is any different than how real highschool girls are how?
>>83637235
Yeah, it's pretty funny.
>>83637335
They pay guys for sex.
>>83629097
HA!
>>83636635
At least she admits to going easy on them. The bullshit going there should've pulled serious reprimands or pink slips.
>>83629097
I... I think I saw what they really meant
They... they hired two blonde people! What a milestone!
>>83637159
I grew up as the middle kid and only girl between two brothers, in a nighborhood where I had very few frequent friends who were also girls. I am pretty much completely incapable of that kind of prolonged bitter deception. If I don't like you, I'll just wash my hands of you honestly.
I think it's more of a nurture thing as a result, but a sample size of one isn't very convincing.
>>83637358
>Female Quickshots are a thing in that place
This is just too fun.
>>83636635
I once had a girl apologize for holding the door for me.
>>83637618
So many things to invert.
>>83629268
the barbs are for scraping out semen not causing pain
>>83637643
Last week I was doing groceries, and while I was walking home a girl on a bike rang her bell. I looked over my shoulder to see what it was and she apologised for distracting me.
I was like... what.But it was cute so I just laughed.
>>83628389
plebius maximus
>>83636129
>the great yiff wars
Sounds like something straight outta deviantart, or the Huffington post
>>83636297
>Look at all these sick manchild fawning over cartoon women
>Kovu makes me moist and that's perfectly normal
I'll take hypocrite bitches for 500, alex
>>83636297
Apparently this is normal among females
>>83637823That is cute.
>>83629936
Zira's Lullaby. Her son will be the ubermensch!
>>83638106
Don't confuse "some furries" with "everyone".
>>83638106
She needs to update that to Nick Wilde
Really
makes
you
think
>>83638106
Someone's never understood why women love great danes so much.
>>83637652
Awww... I just can't dislike no character in this story (except the guy a little, breaking a poor girls heart). Who is the artist?
This shit is golden.
>>83637618
>>83637652
the cutest thing from that was the chick who was into condoms and tried to prove that it was normal to be into it.
>>83639295
Reading it now. This stuff is pretty well drawn. Sure, sex it's explicit but i can't help but read it completely and laugh instead of fapping.
It's too cute.
>>83637067
>be American
>be attracted to a FUCKING GORILLA
You can NOT make this shit up
Feels like it's time to wheel this out again: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tp76cHN2FDU
Sure, it's fun to blog and even write "news" articles about your attraction to cartoon animals, but never forget this is still how normalfags will react to you being gassed.
>>83636364
Holy shit, this reads like the Milgram Prison Experiment. Or the Lord of the Flies. The company is completely torn apart by interpersonal feuds, and the guy who's supposed to be in charge JUST LETS IT HAPPEN.
>Though I will not absolve myself of all guilt, I believe the business was ruined by the destructive jealousy and in-fighting of an allfemale staff.
>It's not my fault my company went tits up, literally all my employees were inherently flawed from the start.
Seriously? I get that she has a personal incentive to blame basically anything but herself, but this is just stupid. If your employees fuck up consistently for two years, that's your own fault for keeping them on the payroll. Even if women are literally incapable of cooperation, and it really was impossible to make the company work, she should have noticed it a bit earlier.
Fuck, I hope this is fake, because the alternative is just sad.
>>83637250
From a purely evolutionary perspective it makes no sense whatsoever for anyone to be genetically inclined to that kind of behaviour. How on earth would groups of early humans have survived if they were constantly shitting on other people and unable to work together with people they didn't get along with?
>>83639447
Europe still has the highest goat fucking rates, Pierre
>>83639447
It's not just American woman.
>>83639634
Humans largely lived in small family groups or tribes for much of their history so interpersonal problems tended to get resolved rather quickly usually by fighting it out. No different than other social animals.
Of course once humans settle and begin to live in much larger groups, now you have layers of social interaction and different levels of response to disagreements.
>>83639694
Nuke them a third time tbqhwyf
>>83638485
> how hot can a drawing be
Very, ours drawfags are in a constant and daily struggle trying to perfect and advance the art of hot animal drawings.
>>83639694
They'll be so disappointed when they realize a gorilla has dick even smaller than your average jap man.
>>83625586
Women, not even once.
>>83625953
>Someone on tumblr
>>83636293
what were they even talking about to get a ruling like that?
