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Is it weird to anyone else that there have been NO news post updates, even when the Homestuck Youtube channel launched?

Is there actually going to be an epilogue for real?
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>>83616153
There isn't going to be an epilogue.
It was all an elaborate ruse
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>>83616153
Has Hussie committed suicide yet?
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>>83616153
I highly doubt Hussie is concentrating on an epilogue right now. He's most likely taking a break. I would expect an epilogue on 10/25 or 4/13 next year, most likely the latter.
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>>83616153
>epilogue
YEARS
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how long do we have until hussie kills himself
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Which homestuck character is the most likely to enjoy this piece of cinema?
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>>83616153
Fuck no. It's all just a trick so Hussie can steal our freedom for years to come. We'll be sitting here waiting for the epilogue for years and years to come but it's never gonna happen.
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>>83616408
dave
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>>83616408
dave
he would sympathize with being gay and a nigger
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>>83616408
>Who is Dave Strider?
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>>83616408
Dave
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>>83616408
Rose would probably get a giggle out of it
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Because we haven't been infected with enough cancer yet:

Gimmie classpects for the Joestar line.
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4
D A Y S
A
Y
S
L E F T
E
F
T

Who's ready for disappointment? Volume 10 better be amazing.
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>>83616332
Christ, imagine if it does take that long for him to start working on it. How will it end up sounding, given how poorly the comic ended up after the last large pause. Perhaps we'll be lucky and he'll forget the characters so much that they end up being enjoyable again.
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Reminder that Toby Fox got to meet his idol while Hussie languishes in obscurity

https://twitter.com/tobyfox/status/731088169412612096
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>Jade "Cross on the test or in peace you'll rest" Harley
>Jade "Impregnation or decapitation" Harley
>Jade "Cradle or Grave" Harley
>Jade "Procreation or Disintegration" Harley
>Jade "Breed or Bleed" Harley
>Jade "Put a Bun in My Oven Or Your Cock Be Deglovin' " Harley
>Jade "Bun in the oven or a corpse in the ground" Harley
>Jade "Cum in or coffin" Harley

would you let Jade rape you for children? alternatively, who would you most like to see her to it to?

>>83616599
power-wise or personality-wise?
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liveblogger are you here

what do you think of that strilonde 3some comic
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>>83616629
>That shirt

THE GAMES WILL NEVER STOP
>THE GAMES WILL NEVER STOP
THE GAMES WILL NEVER STOP
>THE GAMES WILL NEVER STOP
THE GAMES WILL NEVER STOP
>THE GAMES WILL NEVER STOP
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>>83616643
>would you let Jade rape you for children?
yes

But Jade deserves to have Dave after all she's been through
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>>83616643
>would you let jade rape you
>let jade rape you
>let jade
>rape

aren't these mutually exclusive?
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>>83616701
This
They at least deserve to catch up
Sexually
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>>83616643
Your choice, though in some cases it might be pretty similar (Gio's a Life player straight on, I think Requiem fits under Life player bullshit but I'm not sure), while maybe in other cases it might be more ambiguous (Josuke2 is probably a Thief of something, maybe something to do with identity).
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>>83616643
Jade wouldn't want to rape me since I'm not Aryan
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>last thread had 800+posts
what'd i miss?
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>>83616701
>have
So what, like a gift? Is someone gonna tie dave up and toss him on Jade's doorstep?
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>>83616423
only answer
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>>83616844
No, she'll take him for herself
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>>83616844
Dave will come to her openly, and not by stealth. And he will bring Wraithguard, she has need of it.
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>>83616813
It was the same as literally every other post-ending /hst/ thread
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>>83616888
sure
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>>83616743
you know what i mean
I'm going to blame this one on my imperfict understanding of the english language

>>83616765
going by personalities and not powers
jonathan is a page of light
joeseph is a rogue of something, probably blood or mind
jotaro is EASY AS: knight of rage
josuke is a knight of hope
giorno is an heir of life
joylne is a something of rage, inclined to say thief
johnny is a page of rage
josuke is a witch (yes, actually) of heart. at the very least he's definitely of heart, due to identity issues.

spitballing here, feel free to take criticism with these because i came up with them in about 30 seconds each.
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>>83616844
that'd be pretty hot.
jade deserves this.
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>>83616861
she'll merge with dave?
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Reminder that LE would have destroyed the Horrorterrors if not for the intervention of the kids, ending a war that raged since the dawn of time, that claimed billions of billions of lives and capped the potential of all sentient life.

All to save some dead people and a few alleged frogs he killed or ate or something.
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>>83616996
i could try my hand at writing a fic but it would be pestered with typos and horrifically OOC

anyone interested?
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>>83616961
Johnny as Rage? Really? What makes you say that?
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>>83616996
she does
she deserves a willing dave planting kisses all over her body and making an honest woman out of her
she also deserves a yacht.
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>>83617011
>intervention of the kids
I think you mean Vriska.
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>>83616153
yes, Hussie can't stick to a plan and doesn't even know what Homestuck 2.0 is suppose to be
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>>83616961
Giorno is no doubt a life player. Even by powers, he's a shoe in for life.
Jo2uke could be a mage of heart, and I agree with Johnny having rage.
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>>83617051
that dark fireball thing inside of his eyeball
he's a page, of course, he's not gonna start off finding that rage. but once he discovers his killing intent hoo, hoo boy
>>83617054
GAY
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>>83617039
i'll do it
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>>83616961
here's mine

Jonathan = Heir of Light
Joseph = Thief of Breath (older Joseph = Seer of Space)
Jotaro = Knight of Time
Josuke = Rogue of Life
Giorno = Prince of Doom
Jolyne = Witch of Blood
Johnny = Page of Space
Josuke 2 = Mage of Heart
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>tfw no dominant gf with first guardian powers
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>>83617039
yes im very interested
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>>83616153
It's not weird. No one cares after that terrible, terrible ending.
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>>83616959
praise vvivvec
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>>83617252
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>>83617169
i'll come up with a 500-800 word little thingy in a couple of minutes.

meanwhile, if you haven't taken the Official /hst/ Classpect Survey (to further confirm that, yes, the majority of us are Mages of Void), they are here.

http://www.strawpoll.me/10418685
http://www.strawpoll.me/10418679
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>>83617092
He means do you want to see it written, not will you write it
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Every thread until you just give up.
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>>83617318
Oh.
Then give me another davejade prompt. Preferably something that can be pesterlog format
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https://twitter.com/ipgd/status/740667975657738240
>was meant to be posted at 6:12
soooooon
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>>83617281
>Ever being a void player
How does it feel to be a homosexual?
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>>83617354
>implying iggipiggy didn't get him to pose for this photo specifically to piss us off

Stop getting mad at stupid stuff.
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>>83617281
AMAZING

also, already took it
mage of breath
you came up with the land of hawks and dunks yesterday
wonder why there's so many mages? we don't even know what mages do
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>>83617195
Those are some Squirrel Girl-ass looking mouths.
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I lost the last thread, I head there was dersecest
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>>83617413
This.
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Volume 10 this weekend boys, who hype here?
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>>83617377
dave struggling to take care of 8 kids
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>>83617470
Yes, your perversion and shit taste have infected these impressionable clods. They posted much.
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I took that spreadsheet aspect test that an anon made a while ago, and the plan was to make a web page version of it to make it more accessible, and maybe even have a database on the server to record the results over time or whatever.

I could have just redone the questions on the page itself but instead I decided to overengineer it as usual. I've spent most of the day dissecting the .xlsx file format and reading out the data so that if the test is ever updated the web page wouldn't need to be redone.

I wonder, how many more days this will consume?
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>>83616961
I'm not sure if Jotaro's a knight honestly. We very, very rarely get to see underneath Jotaro's exterior, and I'm not entirely inclined to believe that he's all that vulnerable underneath.

Same with Josuke. Knights just feel weird without the massive fronts protecting lingering insecurities.

Jonathan feels like an Heir of some sort, because while he has an arc of sorts to overcome, he never feels too underpowered, just way in over his head.

Giorno is spot on, and truth be told I haven't gotten to Part 6 yet, most of my knowledge on Johnny and Jot2ske is from hearsay.
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>>83617377
Dave+Jade being fucking adorable together
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>>83617495
Can't wait to feel immensely disappointed at the hands of Andrew Hussie yet again when Penumbra Phantasm is missing for some bullshit reason.

Somebody screenshot this, if I'm right I want to feel smug and if I'm wrong I want to feel so glad that past me was just being a cynical prick.
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>>83617564

Where is that spreadsheet test anyways?
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>>83617646
Penumbra Phantasm wasn't released because toby didn't think it was good enough, there's no reason to think it will be released.
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>>83616629
I just realized Toby and Bowman are two different people.

What the fuck is wrong with me.
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>>83617682
It was linked here like a week ago or something - I just had it saved from then.
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>>83617377
Dave and Jade arguing over whether or not futa is gay.
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>>83617701
A lot, apparently.
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>>83617576
I feel like everything about Jonathan screams being a Hope player. Maybe an Heir of Hope?
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>>83617701
They have separate fucking names, why would they not be separate people

>>83617687
Write another, there can never be enough adorable DaveJade
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>>83617646
>>83617692
RJ already confirmed it won't be on the album you fuck, toby is a busy man who doesn't have time for it.
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>>83617646
But... we already know Penumbra Phantasm isn't in it. Apparently radiation was too busy and couldn't be arsed.
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>>83617692
I mean there were the fuckton of hints at various points, ie: Null Amplified which has literally no other reason to exist but to hype up the only song that has ever been actually teased in the history of Homestuck.

And it's not like he couldn't just attempt to build something new taking what he's learned from working on Undertale, slap on the ol' leitmotif, and call it Penumbra just to satisfy fan curiosity anyways.
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>>83617778
It's a busy life being a millionaire and not making Hard Mode.
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Hey, I have an idea for a fun activity. If you've got a media player that records how many times you've listened to a song, post your most listened to Homestuck songs. Then we can judge each other.

This is my top 70.
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>>83617778
Which sucks, because it implies that Homestuck's most famous musician won't be able to put something up for the last album. I get that swimming in cash is tricky and all, but as cool as OTS was it's not much of a closing song.
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>>83617392
>Equius
Straight
>Horuss
Bi
>Roxy
Straight
We're 2/3ths straight nigga, significantly more than most of the cast
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>>83617821
let's be fair, he's not making his kickstarter goals either
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>>83617764
Yeah okay but be more specific.
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>>83617885
Or probably any sort of followup on Undertale really.
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>>83617873
>Equius
>Enjoys looking at penises
>Horuss
>faggot
>Roxy
>total slut, will fuck literally everything that moves
You're a gay slut, anon.
Accept it.
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>>83617827
Top 25
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>>83616629
You say that as if Toby wasn't wearing a GameBro shirt in that picture.
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>>83617917
Equius enjoys them for the ART, every ancestor is a faggot and Roxy is pure
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>>83617943
Roxy is currently on Ms. Bones wild ride and you know it.
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>>83617827
>No Fuchsia Ruler

why
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>>83617986
Fuchsia Ruler isn't very good
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>>83617980
Anyone who actually ships this should commit suicide immediately.
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>>83617903
see >>83617542
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>>83617980
Calliope is a child, you sick fuck
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aradia
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>>83617933
>that massive Heir of Grief lead

Been there man. Been there.
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>>83617980
official Roxy/Callie theme song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBeA61VIAVg
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>>83618009
I don't ship shit, they made out, they were holding hands in the ending, it's canon. Accept it.
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>>83617903
>>83618039
Seconding

>>83618054
It's just so fucking good

After taking that screenshot I started it up again

The lead widens
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>>83618066
>I don't ship it
>But I will totally argue it being canon completely unironically
Sure thing, faggot.
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>>83618066
>they made out

LOL
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>>83618009
I'm more surprised at the implication that there's still any RoxyCallie shippers who haven't taken a couple swigs of the Waifu Juice after Roxygen ascended mere canon and became immutable fact.
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http://pastebin.com/VbAYBVqQ

Jade Harley: Receive Gift

you're welcome you bncnh
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>>83618066
this
people who deny calliope/roxy are LITERALLY worse than davekat shippers
shake my head.
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>>83618065
>police sirens
???
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johnroxy is tumblr's davekat
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>>83618134
Caliborn already has shown an affection fetish.
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>>83617470
Oh shit liveblogger you missed it you should have been there.
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I met Michael Bowman at a restaurant once - we’d accidentally been given his table. Apparently he was fond of the restaurant and had a specific table he liked, and the management had messed up and gotten their days wrong, (it was Tuesday and they thought he was coming on Thursday or something like that). Anyway, the manager, completely embarrassed (this is a pretty nice restaurant) comes by and says “I’m so sorry, but we’d like to move you to another table if you could be troubled, and we’ll gladly compensate you for the cost of the meal and any other meal you’d like while you’re in town.” My sister and cousin were both like “Yeah that’s cool.” and I kind of played the asshole a bit. “I’m sorry, I just don’t understand. We’ve been here for 15 minutes - we’ve just ordered. Can’t we finish our meal here?” Then out of nowhere Michael Bowman shows up next to the manager and says “Paul, these guys can finish. We’ll be at the bar. I got some time.” And I (being a big MTaHC fan) said “Oh wow, uh… I had no idea. Please feel free to give them the table.” Michael was grateful, shook my hand and said thanks, then gave me a card with his number on it and told me to give him a call later. After working up the nerve, I gave him a call that night, and to make a long story short, we had a glorious 11 month love affair, man on man, that I shall never forget. Our bodies intertwined as one, and from the beauty of Morocco, to the French Riviera, to the snorkeling in the Galopagos, Michael Bowman and I made glorious gay love to each other on six of the seven continents.
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Just when I think there couldn't be people more obnoxious than davekat fans, callie/roxy shippers show up
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>>83618191
hmu senpai

>>83618217
The >homestuck is shitty fans are the worst
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>>83618233
http://nsfw-pj.tumblr.com/post/145628816029/gift-comic-commissioned-for-lb Here you go
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>>83618249
bruh
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>>83618065
SilvaGunner is legitimately a genius: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlmDPC6ai4Y

I should ask him to do some Homestuck stuff.
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>>83618249
bruh
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Hey guys, surprise quiz unrelated to all current conversations:

When Roxy was watching John and Calliope have a conversation, she felt the need to step aside and tell the "troll grouch" how wonderful she thought one of the two characters was and how much of an impact it was having on her.

Which one did she mention?
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>>83618134
And humans don't feel black love :^)
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>>83618262
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIcbDjyQeWw
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>>83618296
aradia!
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>>83618262
He did one for It's Showtime (take a wild fucking guess), but it was more a direct song switch than a solid mashup.
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>>83618296
caliborn
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>>83618065
kek
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>>83618073
>>83618039
Alright, Dave Strider: Puppy Wrangler coming soon
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>>83618249
>>83618254
>>83618265
Bruh I told you.
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>there's ONE actually sweet female friendship in the entire fucking comic

>hurr durp lets ship it
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>>83618186
He sees affection inherently as a kind of degradation so good luck with that.
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>>83618416
Hussie really did have trouble writing female-female friendships, didn't he

He wrote male-female friendships and male-male friendships. He wrote female-female romances and female-female rivalries. But he avoided female-female friendships like the plague.
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>>83618416
friendship is problematic
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>>83618132
so what's /hst/'s thoughts?

is it shit or passable? also i went slightly over my word count, it's 1k words oh well
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>>83618459
I feel like Hussie actually tried with Scourge Sisters near the end, but Vriska is the sort of cancer that taints everything she touches.
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>>83618468
Meh, trying too hard
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>>83618468
depressing
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>>83618262
don't you submit things and that's how it works
submit this as trizza's theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9o8Kf4dnFPA
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>>83618416
It seems to happen quite often nowadays, can't have two people of the same gender being close friends, they've got to suck each others faces. Fucking shame really, but at least it's an equal problem for guys and girls.
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>>83618296
>do not test me motherfUcker! ^w^
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>>83618540
it's literally all i write so
>>83618496
fair
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>>83617682
here it is http://www.mediafire.com/download/ov91cxb1rt7kjfu/Heroic+Title+Test+0.5.xlsx
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>>83618568
yeah, i meant it in a good way
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>>83618555
>Bucky and Cap
>Finn and Poe
>Riku and Sora
>Roxy and Calliope

S
T
O
P
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>>83618296
Easy.
Eridan.
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>>83617827
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>>83618468
The writing was solid, certainly passable. But it was efficient writing rather than interesting writing. But hey, that's a great point to work from if you ever decided to write more.
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>>83618622
>Dave and Karkat

it still hurts
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>>83618487
He made the Scourge Sisters even worse in the end by revealing that Terezi was dependent on Vriska and Vriska, who knew of this, was dismissive of it and even looked down on Terezi for it. Although that may have just been Terezi's interpretation.
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>>83617827
i only recently got the soundtracks, and i listen to them on my phone way more than on my pc

top 3 are even in death, oppa toby style, and umbran ultimatum
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>>83618262
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yn_Du8HTyi8
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>>83618622
I'm hoping it's just a phase type of deal. I'm probably deluding myself but fuck me it's tedious seeing people legitimately try and read interactions of characters in a romantic context for no reason. I quite often prefer the portrayal of close friendships over relationships in media as well.
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So when's that homestuck game happening?
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>>83618784
The best Silva Gunners aren't mashups.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOEvlJVjnF0
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>>83618487
That wasn't a friendship

That was a codependent relationship where Vriska uses Terezi while being totally dismissive of her as a person
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>>83618812
Never and anyone who thinks the answer is anything else is delusional
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>>83618812

when they all get done dropping the load
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>itt humans try projecting their limited romance capabilities on other species
LAUGHING MY NOOK OFF
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>>83617701
Could you really doubt it?
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>>83618886
I can't imagine how hard it must be to type with Dave's sweaty ballsack blocking your vision of the monitor.
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>>83618658
reasonable enough

i want to write more now but I'm super lazy and that was like 70% of my writing energy for the night.

still taking land and power requests if you guys want tho since those take minimal brain processing to fill
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>>83619012
hey stfu
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Oh hey, Witch of Rage.

On one hand, I wasn't expecting this since I usually get Page/Knight of Light/Breath on most shitty quizzes, on the other hand I really should have seen this coming.

This most certainly imbues me with the power to make things vibrate so quickly that they explode. That's totally a sensible application of abilities.
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>>83619014
Well I imagine your style would really suit more game mechanics of Skaia exploration over lewd scenarios or interpersonal relationship focused stories. This is not to say you couldn't write those, if that's what you enjoy writing then hey go for that, gotta enjoy what you produce as they say.
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LOOK OUT
ULTRA RARE HUSSIE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAcA7ovAdAg
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>>83619002
met both of them, bowman is more chill, toby is awk
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>>83619155
>not the 'hussie gets sang at' video
damn, that thing really is gone forever
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>>83619155
>bathub scene
Is this where the hiveswap money went
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Guess what came in the mail today

Guess what that means I can do now
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>>83619235
YEEEEEEE
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>>83619235
no idea
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>>83618132
that was pretty hot
i legit laughed at gift wrapped groaning being dragged up the stairs
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>>83619226
why would john think they'd have eggs?
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>>83619255
it's the 3d printing dude, showing us the fruits of his labor

he's printing out an alchemiter
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>>83619278
John never went to school, he has no idea how sex works.

Most of the kids don't either.
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>>83619295
they can find out, with each other
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>>83619002
>tobys signature move is megalovania, which increases damage the more times you use
>theres a pokemon blocking route 12. its eidolonorpheus
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>>83619295
They all used the shit out of the Internet, they figured it out
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>>83619370
They figured it out internet style, that's not good. Jade probably thinks all sex sounds like hentai and John thinks that you can only fuck someone if they steal lemons from your lemon tree.
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>>83619496
>jade squealing and moaning absurdly loudly as she slams her hips down onto Dave

yes this is good
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>>83619370
Only if they were into childbirth porn. (only Rose)
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>>83619496
Jade probably believes humans have dog dicks due to the large amount of furry porn she has witnessed thorough the course of her isolated life
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>>83619351
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loww blood genocide wwhen
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if one thing, Homestuck sure did make a lot of great music

that will be one thing that Hussie can't take away from us ;_;
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does anyone else have a prompt they want me to try my under practiced hand at?
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>>83619860
Once I get this test webpage working I'll have some more land and power requests for you, but that won't be tonight.
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>>83619860
Art, or a fic?
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>>83619943
fic, i can't draw for shit
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>>83619966
do your favorite ship

that should give you some extra motivation to make it gr8
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>>83619860
roxy teaching a clueless john what sex is
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>>83619966
Jake: take control of the felt
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>>83619989
boring
>>83619981
alright gonna do >>83619984 then, give me a couple of minutes. do you guys want it funny, smutty, sappy, or a mixture of the three in percentages?
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>>83620046
I want it to be lewd and I want Roxy to rape John.
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>>83620046
bonus if you stick a smuppet in there somehow
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>>83620046
25% funny
25% smutty
25% sappy
25% thought provoking
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is Miasmajesty off of Vol. 9 a Dirk song, or is that just the bandcamp art for it
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>>83620128
Hussie's distended foreskin hanging two inches off the end of his glans

Hussie's distended foreskin opening up like Imperfect Cell's stinger when he absorbs Android 17, dripping musty smegma on the grund, rubbery membranes of gunk glazing his glans
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Im curious, what time are these threads usually the most active?
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>>83620465
10/10 GOAT
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>>83620465
Now that's what I'm talking about!
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>>83620465
well you really did manage to fit in every piece of the prompt.

bravo, great job
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>>83620588
Oh god dammit I should have screenshotted.

Did anyone get a capture on that masterpiece?
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>>83620769
Yes but I'm not going to post it just to spite you
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>>83620128
You can have a point-form barebones lewd on the house.

• Vriska's in a beach recliner enjoying some sun, just relaxing with her arms up and glistening with moisture.
• Terezi comes and sits on one of her thighs, trying to inoccuously make playful conversation while actually just wanting to take in the scent of Vriska's sweaty body. It's obvious but Vriska's fine with it.
• Terezi starts snuggling closer, as if she wants to nap on Vriska, eventually sliding her legs to straddle Vriska's thigh.
• Terezi, with her face in Vriska's armpit and sideboob, gives the tiniest little lick.
>"Terezi, what the hell are you-"
>"SHUT UP 1'M BL1ND!"
It's intended to sound cutesy but unfortunately Terezi's voice is a little too much like a gasp instead of her usual tone. Vriska's suddenly too weirded-out to move.
• Terezi then starts to just completely run her tongue up and down on Vriska's flesh, savoring her taste and her smell and just everything, she craves all of her. Her legs tighten around Vriska's, riding her slimy crotch right up to the surface of her friend's thigh.
• Terezi starts vibrating and clenching hard and Vriska is unable to do anything about it while Terezi just goops up her legs in gentle spurts that don't seem to end, viscous teal ooze slowly leaking its way down the sides of Vriska's thigh and bikini bottom.
• Completely grossed-out, Vriska tells her friend to get off. Terezi starts rubbing herself up and down the leg again, trying to comply and making a bigger mess. Both girls stop moving entirely and pretend nothing is happening while Rose passes by. Terezi may be gross but Vriska won't humiliate her like that. She can have this.
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>>83620769
Just see the archive man.
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Looking back, Homestuck's ending was both wonderful and awful at the same time

I mean, yeah, there were hundreds of dropped plot points and unanswered questions, but act 7 was a masterwork of cinematography

Does that mean we could have gotten a better ending? Yes, a thousand times yes, but what we got was beautiful.

Basically, fuck hussie, but the guy who did the flash deserves to get whatever animation job they want
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>>83620769
wouldn't that just end up with the reposter in turn getting deleted/b&?

so are we not allowed to talk about lewd fics in thread? can stuff be linked?
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>>83620835
>the guy
guzusuru's a girl
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>>83620835
>but act 7 was a masterwork of cinematography
nothing made sense and three minutes was a frog
like you can say it looks nice, but good cinematography implies things like good pacing and interesting shots
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>>83620864
A girl who personally crafted the biggest disappointment the Internet has ever known with her own two hands

The J. Robert Oppenheimer of web cartoons

She am do been become the Death, Destroyer of Worlds
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>>83620835
{s]every one; enter was still more enjoyable
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>>83620913
>am do been become
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>>83620128
>>83620189
>>83620465
Wait are we not allowed to post lewd fics? I'm confused.
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>>83620962
we can't post any fics, even sfw
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>>83620945
Oppenheimer said "I am become Death, Destroyer of Worlds," presumably because he was a German expa-no, he was actually born in America, okay, I have no explanation for you.
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>>83621005
It's an archaic way to form the past participle, and seeing that Oppenheimer was quoting a translation of the ancient Hindu scripture the Bhagavad Gita, it makes sense that it'd be archaic.
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>>83620945
it's a quoted translation. tUMUt
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Wait...are people still actually hoping the epilogue will be good? What is the basis for this thinking? That Hussie knows how to make a story come together? That he planned something out after all this time? Or that somehow something he's had even less time to think about than the disappointing ending will somehow be better? What's going on here?
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>>83621107
That's good to know. I've never heard this form in any other context.
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>>83620994
Wait what? Why?
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>>83621128
Blind faith and the fact he did a good epilogue last time. But mostly blind faith.
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>>83621108
tUMUt-ing intensifies dramatically
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>>83621128
At the end of the day, Hussie has done a lot more good than bad. He ended PS well, after all. Cascade was a wonderful finale to the first half of the comic. If he wanted to give us a thorough, proper ending than he easily could.

It just comes down to whether or not he cares about how unhappy people are right now.
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>>83621143

>Schrodinger's Foreplay

Lost it right there. Good stuff, man.
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>>83621138
Also, ignore the part where I said "an archaic way to form the past participle". I made a boo-boo and meant to say "an archaic way to form the perfect tense".
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>>83621143
Holy fuck this is gold
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>>83621143
This actually pretty good. AND you preserved my goofy Descartes thing. Thanks man.
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>>83621143
wew
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>no news
>trapped in a thread with tripfags
>the most news that we got is Xamag telling us Hiveswap hired him THIS FUCKING WEEK

that's it

*cocks gun*

i'm ending these threads
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>>83621395
>mod deletes your Descartes thing
>mod preserves my thing about Hussie's mutant foreskin and smegma
I think we know what he likes.
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>>83621143
Ok that was actually pretty great
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someone please pass the fic where clover gives karkat a blowjob in front of dave
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>>83621485
>>83621395
>>83621349
>>83621311
thank you, i appreciate the good reviews

i based some of the dialogue at the end around my first time shai'hulud
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>>83621440
http://twitter.com/FloppyAdult/status/740682288871006208

is this news
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>>83621440
>Keep an eye out here for developments. There should be plenty of other news in coming months too.
>Keep an eye out here for developments. There should be plenty of other news in coming months too.
>Keep an eye out here for developments. There should be plenty of other news in coming months too.
>Keep an eye out here for developments. There should be plenty of other news in coming months too.
>Keep an eye out here for developments. There should be plenty of other news in coming months too.
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>>83621440
You must not come here very often. We've had a couple Hiveswap staff members pop in and talk to us. Also, 6/12 is in 4 days, so even if you somehow ended these threads it wouldn't last very long.

Things are certainly a bit slow and depressing right now, but we're all heading for Volume 10 together, which we have every reason to believe will be fantastic. Hopefully we can pull off a stream and all listen to the album together, it would be like a Homestuck Farewell Concert.

I just wish Tex Talks would upload a new video, those usually cause a lot of discussion.
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>>83621440
Four Days Anon
Post Your Face When Hussie Surpasses Your Expectations Or Fails Utterly Or Is Just Mediocre Either Way
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>>83621582
Is there going to be one big livestream or are reddit and hst doing separate ones?
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>>83621626
Why the fuck would we want to associate with /r/homestuck
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>>83621534
drawing colliders as in hitboxes? i thought he was a business managing guy
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>>83621626
As much as we love to rag on Reddit, and believe me, /r/Homestuck is cancerous, I almost feel that it'd be ***symbolic*** to have one big farewell livestream.

Then I'll remember what Reddit's like though and that'll put an end to that delusion.
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>>83621626
I don't know. Some guy was talking about doing a while ago. Maybe the guy that set up the synchtube for Liveblogger?

I wonder if we could convince the music team to do a concert stream right before the album is released? That could be cool, although we'd have to mingle with reddit and tumblr.
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>>83621713
No, no, no.

Let's keep our delightfully misanthropic autism away from their dumb sycophantic autism.
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>>83621602
>The epilogue is a 2 hour professionally animated feature with an all original track with guest star appearances from Snoop Dogg, Adam Sandler and Barrack Obama.
>It ends with actual footage of Hussie shooting up the studio and swallowing half a pound of Tylonal and washing it down with hard liquor and Toblerone.
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>>83618005
Fuschia Ruler is amazing. Was so sad to find out the artist only ever made 2 songs for homestuck and only that one made it in. Fucking love me some Meenah.
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This one'll be a nightmare.
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literally who is moira? we dont need new trips
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>>83621829
was running a homestuck quest thread and forgot to take trip off.

my bad pls disregard
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IT'S HERE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9s28oRof9Q
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>>83621930
fuck you that's not extraterrestrial
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>>83621829
Moira Brown, from Fallout 3. http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Moira_Brown

She did that one famous super long fanfic, Fallout: Sburb. It's kind of crazy but it's pretty good at times. Relies to heavily on the whole "we prototyped a deathclaw lol" thing though.
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>>83621998
>She did that one famous super long fanfic, Fallout: Sburb.
so famous i've never heard of it
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>>83621964
somebody please link it, it's actually very hard to find
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