Opal Fugs Steven's Butthole Edition
Previous thread: >>83605379
>Summer of Steven coming “soon,” originally announced as June to August
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/03/30/steven-universe-uncle-grandpa-renewed-season-5-cartoon-network
https://youtu.be/NHqjV2xVKoA
https://youtu.be/KNrztTcRh9o
>Zap2it says no new episodes between now and June 16
http://tvlistings.zap2it.com/tvlistings/ZCSGrid.do?stnNum=12131
>misseps leak thread
https://kat.cr/community/show/cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>International airing schedule
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10rES5UnAbQ0LOmBDYZ7nsDeFDySn90FvFjrxRpNBkX0
>New episode megas
S03E05 Hit the Diamond: https://mega.nz/#F!FgQDwbYI!2Pl0trcDopJvRUTdcRH2Rg
S03E06 Steven Floats: https://mega.nz/#F!ghAAhYLY!gD739WI7J7800se3GDz9IQ
>Episode downloads for Seasons 1 to 3, plus comics and shorts
720p: https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA
>Soundtrack downloads
Show: https://mega.nz/#F!B08nQa7J!6fgyt03NAU0AdSlD0wf_Qw
Attack the Light: https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to the soundtrack
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>/sug/ flockdraw
http://skycow.us/r/su
>Archived threads
https://desustorage.org/co/search/subject/sug/
Here we go.
>>83612038
Best ship.
Why did Garnet and Peridot have to reenact this scene?
It pissed me off enough the first time.
>>83612038
Why is Opal so small in this pic? canonwise she's fuckhuge.
>>83612038
Shit OP
Best Gem
>>83612092
steven will be a big guy
>>83612049
Better thread
>>83612092
I think it's just the perspective that's messing things up.
I wish I hadn't jumped ahead. Now I have so long to wait for new episodes
This way /sug/
>>83612049
>>83612049
>>83612049
>>83612190
>theres a discord
god i can already hear the heavy breathing
>>83612190
>tumblr
I miss the concept documents for the protag of Fallout 4. Our wasteland title would have been The Officer, and we would have most likely had roots in pre-war enclave. But nah. Gotta have that rudimentary black and white story telling and muh forced Railroad parallels to slavery. Ugh.
Welcome to /sug/, where we try to beat back the porn and pedophilia with sticks the size of Jaspers muscles, in hopes of quelling the /trash/ uprising. Will we win this war of attrition? Only time will tell. I'm your host, Lapissed Lazily.
Let's do this.
>Our top story! Big Body Steven is confirmed to the be the official /sug/ husbando. Eveybksy rejoices as they believe in Steven.
>Pandemonium! Rampant pornposters try to shit up the threads more then they need to be by posting an uncouth amount of futa. What the hot mess of fresh fuck you guys?
>With all this porn, you'd think people would learn to appreciate the Fang Gang and their general harmlessness.
>local infamous legend and [Redacted]fucker daterape makes another appearance before he's promptly smited from the face of the earth like the wrath if god witnessing homosexuality for the first time.
>CN mystery resolved?! HP Lovecraft's ghostv tantalizes us with the idea that the CEO of CN is a Dunwich horror that which the likes of our mortal coils have never seen. Only instead of insanity, its an Elder God of Stupidity and Annoyance.
>Shock and awe transpire as newfags are aghast at the rate at which CN pumps out Teen Titans Go. It really is that bad. I'm sorry you got hooked on this show.
Thanks for listening, stay tuned.
>>83612254
>using the tumblr argument like it's supposed to somehow take away from what im actually saying.
grasp those straws harder.
>>83612190
So what?
>>83612092
because it's a close up ?
WHICH ONE
>>83612309
Sorry, I should have called you a newfag directly instead.
You know guys it would be better if this thread weren't spammed so much
>>83612281
You're doing as great as always, LLNK. Stay golden.
>>83612340
The other one
>>83611959
To Lady of the limbs, Please do a story about Steven going an adventure with Jasper, Lapis and Peridot. Thank you in advance.
>>83612281
Thanks for the report.
>>83612340
This one is better and has LLNK.
>>83612038
We're back, baby!
Here have some cringe
>>83612309
not that guy but,
>O-M-G PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET BEAT IT OFF TO CARTOON CHARACTERS
only tumbrl would give a shit and make a fuss out of a non issue
>>83612371
*going on an adventure
>>83612414
Never been to /pol/ I see.
>>83612403
>>83612385
>>83612309
>>83612254
>>83612190
Who cares? Half of /co/ are pedophiles anyway. Unless there fucking kids in real life, I don't care.
>>83612281
Thanks for the update LLNK
>>83612450
How to make SU great again
>stop depicting Rose as a saint
>allow Steven to emotionally mature and start learning how to lead
>show that not all enemies can be reasoned with but can be outmaneuvered
>address that Garnet is an unhealthy relationship and have ruby and sapphire break up for an extended period, giving steven an opening to become the leader
>actually give Connie a chance to take part in the major conflicts
>introduce more gems that aren't just pearls or rubies
>actually kill off or corrupt a major character
>add new gems whose nature raises new questions about the setting (Amber, Cubic Zirconia, Mother of Pearl, Moonstone)>maybe make Sadie a knight too? nah...
>>83612456
>dude like everyone does it whats the big deal
what kind of fucked up non caught reality do you live in?
>>83612450
That guy in the left
>his smile and optimism: Gone
or
>Why did I choose to sit here?
>>83612447
and the difference between a SJW and your average /pol/esmoker is...?
>>83612456
A tumblr user is trying to convince a whole bunch of degenerates to stop replying to someone because of their jacking off with fictional characters habits. Just ignore him and if it gets too annoying report him for spamming.
>>83612450
Ironically enough, the guy on the left has this exact expression.
>>83612472
>>show that not all enemies can be reasoned with but can be outmaneuvered
Did you miss the giant fight four episodes ago?
>>83612450
>tfw you were drunk and the lapis cosplayer you picked up has a dick
>>83612472
>Have Garnet split up
Yes.
>Steven finally takes over as leader
Yes!
>Unhealthy
ugh i agree but they just need to split up and learn how to be fucking individuals again.
>>83612500
The gender
>>83612385
>>83612190
So, anyone got links to the actual comics or this shit?
Who doesn't love some Connie-Peridot-Steven Polyamoury?
>>83612472
And have Steven fuse with the Gems, and fight as himself in battles but use ALL of his fusions when he has to, a.k.a. not just fighting as Stevonnie.
>>83612506
>pedophile tries really really hard to save face
ahahahahahahahah
>>83612450
This image about perfectly depicts /sug/Especially the Bill cipher in the background.
>>83612483
How much of a newfag are you?
>complain about people jacking off to cartoon children
Again, unless these lolifuckers are raping kids in real life, I don't care.
>>83612542
>newfag not knowing where they're posting
>>83612554
He's fucking trying to
Read the post about exploiting nudes from the underage
>>83612590
Source.
>>83612554
no see the issue isnt just that it's the discord they inhabit too. its just them and a bunch of teens/preteens hanging out posting overly sexual shit trying to goad people to play a lot with their "games"
this is not your run of the mill tumblr complaint this is erious shit.
>>83612347
That's not spam. That's an accidental double OP because we're forced to wait for a narrow time window to make a new thread instead of just doing it at bump limit
>>83612281
Thanks for spreading the truth about Steven!
I NEED NEW EPS
>ITT retards policing other retards on fucking 4chan from all placesplease go choke on a dick or kill yourself
>>83612609
all im seeing in those screenshots is about 3-4 people posting StevenxPeridot r34, are we supposed to be alarmed by this?
>>83612528
the fact that they don't know how to be individuals proves that their relationship is unhealthy. Their entire lives are based on their relationship with someone else
>>83612538
I don't really want to see steven fuse with any gem except peridot and maybe Amethyst and Lion.
Fusion has sexual overtones. Peridot is mentally about 14 so her and steven would be fine. Amethyst is close enough, but due to her relationship with Steven it has incest vibes. Lion works because it can easily be framed non-sexually whereas with Amethyst or the other gems it can't.
Actually, if Ruby and sapphire split up it could work for steven in a non-sexual depcition. Sapphire would teach steven to ballroom dance and with Ruby it would be a battle formation
>>83612281
>the official /sug/ husbando
SAY IT WITH ME NOW! BELIEVE IN STEVEN!
>>83612741
no just be alarmed at the all the weird sexual rp and goading they do with the younger people in there.
>>83612729
No.
>>83612743
How do you fix that kinda relationship shit in this kind of cartoon though
>>83612761
Fuck off.
>I will fight for the place we're free to live together and exist as we.
>I will fight in the name of Don Trump and everything that he believes in!
>I will fight for the country I was born in the U.S is everything I've ever known.
>I will fight to be everything that everybody will need me to be when I'm grown.
The odds are with us, it will be easy but we wont even do it alone!
WE
Are Americans! We will stop Islam.
And if you think we can't we, will find a way!
That's why the people of red pill believe in....
Putin,
Donald Trump
and /pol/....
AND STEVEN!
>>83612767
>>83612729
what are you? FBI? Their daddy?
>>83612767
Where? All I see is some steven X peridot.
>>83612761
BELIEVE IN STEVEN
>>83612743
I've talked about this over and over again but I'll say it again: Fusion doesn't have to be sexual. It can be prude, in fact it wasn't sexual at all when Pearl and Amethyst first formed Opal. It was just to rescue Steven.
>>83612761
BELIEVE IN STEVEN
Anyone have that seizure-inducing Jasper .gif?
>>83612743
They just need to learn to not be Garnet 24/7
That's what causes their insane lust for each other each time they fuse.
>two generals on the front page.
>>83612800no
>>83612761
BELIEVE IN STEVEN
Well this is going to be a fantastic thread I can tell.
>>83612472
>stop depicting Rose as a saint
wait for it
>allow Steven to emotionally mature and start learning how to lead
he's already led the fight against or solo'd more enemies than Garnet by far
>show that not all enemies can be reasoned with but can be outmaneuvered
most of the enemies have been mindless beasts
>address that Garnet is an unhealthy relationship and have ruby and sapphire break up for an extended period, giving steven an opening to become the leader
Garnet's not actually the leader if you'll recall Arcadia Mania, and the Ruby and Sapphire suggestion is fucking stupid, though I do hope they get more screen time
>actually give Connie a chance to take part in the major conflicts
wait for it
>introduce more gems that aren't just pearls or rubies
every corrupt gem
>actually kill off or corrupt a major character
edgier than Bismuth there m8
>add new gems whose nature raises new questions about the setting (Amber, Cubic Zirconia, Mother of Pearl, Moonstone)
lame
>maybe make Sadie a knight too? nah...
>Sadie
it'll be Connie
/sug/ was a mistake
>>83612878
It's nothing but /trash/.
>>83612743
Lapis would be fine too cause she strikes me as like a 16 year old
That's one of the reasons I can't really get into lapearl, to me it seems like a 27-30 year old with a 16 year old
>>83612767
what the fuck are you talking about? there's nothing on those pictures to indicate such a thing
>>83612837
>in fact it wasn't sexual at all when Pearl and Amethyst first formed Opal.
>that twerking and seductive look from amethyst
nah mang
What music is /sug/ listening to?
>>83613031
That was her teasing Pearl, Opal still wasn't formed for any sexual, romantic, or even intimate reason. It was just formed because Steven was in danger.
>>83612872
>stop depicting Rose as a saint
Wasn't the whole point of "We need to talk" to show Rose was patronizing and not taking Greg seriously?
I want Pearl to teach me to be strong in the real way
>>83613062
She'll teach Steven.
>>83613062
It's too late for you.
>>83613058
Uh... no?
>>83612783
Hit the Diamond was actually a good start. It showed that they can't be separate enough to get the job done. Put them in more situations where they need to split up to succeed and then screw up bad enough that Steven solves the problem himself and yells at them.
It would be a great way to show steven's growing responsibility and how unhealthily interdependent Ruby and Sapphire are. It would kind of be a sad ending though, with steven wondering if he did the right thing, but if he were reassured it would work out
>>83612837
it doesn't, but certain charcters make it so. Amethyst dances in a sexually provocative manner and even without the sexual overtones Steven and Pearl is weird because it's him dancing with his mom. garnet always turns fusion lessons into lessons in safe sex, so she can't do it, and Jasper is a rapist.
Peridot, Lapis, Ruby and Sapphire can fuse with Steven in a non-sexual way but the rest are creepy or awkward at best
>>83612847
Garnet breaking up solves so many problems in the show. Garnet herself has no room to grow as a character, but ruby and sapphire do. It evens the power balance giving Steven a path into the leader postion while still allowing Pearl and to guide him. It even means there are more fusion possibilities
>>83612966
Lapis works, but it can't be sexualized. The good thing with her is, it doesn't have to be, and becuase she's not his mom there is no momma's-boy factor either
>>83613031
>he doesn't playfully sexually assault his close friends
you probably don't have any
>>83613034
>Elvis Costello - This Year's Model
Enjoying it. Will check out some of the rest of his stuff.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10428666
>>83613107
>it's him dancing with his mom
Honest-to-god question, you've never danced with your mom before?
Show us your pet(s), /sug/.Steven is a cat person; cats are better than dogs in every way (to be honest).
>>83613146
No, and I'm literally and adult living with my mom
>>83613153
I don't have any right now, but I'm gonna get a dog soon. We're gonna name him Toto.
>>83613056
the reason for doing it wasn't sexual or romantic, it rarely ever is, but the kind of relationship between the two components of the fusion still has to be a certain way
and pearl and amethyst's relationship strikes me as a sort of fuckbuddies kind of thing
the "teasing" amethyst did and all the lewd motions they did while trying to teach steven in alone together seems like the show is trying to make it clear what kind of vibe fusion is supposed to have
>>83613107
Fucking.
THIS.
There are so many upsides to Garnet staying unfuse for extended periods or such.
The only real down side you'll get is the fact you lost the kinda heavy hitterhowever we don't even know how strong Ruby and Sapphire are yet.
>>83613103
>"Could you just talk to me for one second like a real person"
uh yes?
I have a feeling today is the day we go back to /trash/...
>>83613153
Cats are superior.Had to put him down after 15 years last week. Miss you buddy.
>>83613127
Where's the "kill yourself vorefag" option?
>>83613118
but that's my point
they're friends who gotta fuck sometimes
>>83613153
Sorry for the bad quality. Here's my cat Nietzsche.
>>83613240
I'm sorry, anon.
>>83613107
>Jasper is a rapist
JUST STOP RIGHT FUCKING THERE
>>83613206
>Rose: ... I'm... not... a real person... I thought... haven't we... is this not how it works?
But fuck context amirite?
Where do Steven and the gems get their money from?
>>83613172
do you have some sort of social disability?
>>83613153i can't find her
Lady of the sea, happy as can be
Can't help but wonder if she'd be happier with me
>>83613299
Greg
Also Ruby's part time work at Fish Stew Pizza
>>83613202
Ruby would probably get a power bump to compensate. Remember, characters are as powerful as the story needs them to be. That's why a single ninja is death incarnate but a thousand are wet toilet paper golems
>>83613308
yes, but I also just graduated three weeks ago and I'm already earning three times what she is
>>83613299
Greg's car wash, maybe? He doesn't have a house, maybe most of his money goes to taking care of Steven.
>>83613322
I love you!
Can someone make an edit where Peridot is slapping Steven but instead of his face she slaps Lapis' [spoilers]face[/spoilers]?
>>83613107
>Lapis works, but it can't be sexualized.
Oh shit I didn't read your post right I thought we were talking about Peridot fusions
Frankly I don't really want Steven to fuse with any of the gems
Why are there still two threads
>>83613366
This but instead make it herbutt
>>83613393
The mods died in Hiroshima.
>>83613393
I was really expecting the other thread to get deleted but the mods may really be dead.
>>83613371
If he doesn't the only Rose fusions we'll ever see are
Rose+Garnet
Rose+Amethyst (unlikely, due to amethyst having been a loli)
The temple gem (Cubic Zirconia?)
and maybe Rose+Bismuth
>series finale
>homeworld and earth unite
>they celebrate with together breakfast
>>83613172
Well let me say that dancing with your mom isn't awkward at all.
I just really want Steven to fuse with the other CGs, I think it could provide great character growth for all of them.
>>83613393
because people are retard
>>83613471
I'm okay with that
>>83613291
How does that disprove what i said? Is literally Rose admitting she doesn't really understand human relationships and thinks loving someone is kissing, saying sweet nothings to each other (and probably fucking). It's the reason Greg gets insecure after Pearl's salt-spilling he realizes their entire relation was merely superficial and Rose was ok with this, turns out he was a novelty like Pearl said.
>>83613371
Why? Don't you think it'd be interesting to see Rainbow Quartz but with Steven?
>>83613312
me too
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>>83613146
I've danced with my mom before but not like this
Fusion dancing seems to be a lot of leading and dipping and giving yourself to your partner
Also I would never ever want to "become one" with my mom that would be hella weird
>>83612088
MIGHT AS WELL GO GAY 4 DICKS
So, what happened, did someone post CP or what?
Steven has fallen into the gorilla enclosure at the zoo due to parental negligence. Do you shoot the gorilla to save him?
>>83613322
maybe if you played with her nipples
>>83612281
I remember being so excited when that casting call leaked for the protag voice actor. The lines just felt right. Until I realized that that meant that the protag would talk
Anyway, hello lovelies! Yes, fortunately (or unfortunately, as some may say) I survived the horrible monsoon that swept across the area. It's Chief Correspondent Jim, here with another Delmarva Weather Update!
It's now bright and sunny here, though it's pretty windy outside. It's also kinda chilly, which is odd for the beginning of June.
Perhaps the activity of a certain species is to blame... The Gems! Think about it, with their installations all over the world, who knows what effect they've had on our environment! Russia is basically just a giant sea because of them!
But that's a story for the boss to tackle. As always, this is Chief Correspondent Jim signing off.Love you guys.
>>83613555
I tell Steven to fuse with the Gorilla.
Rape Ape Makes Escape.
>>83613555
Steven will manage to reason with the gorilla.
>>83613531
I really don't think that fusion can be compared with many thing, other than being with another person.
Steven and Connie's fusion is essentially who they are together. Amethyst and Pearl's fusion is essentially what they are together, etc. A fusion of Pearl and Steven would essentially be what they are together, and it'd probably have all the weird feelings Pearl has with Rose's death and Steven in general.
>>83613555
Depends who the gorilla is.
>>83613555
Steven has a bubble to protect himself and he has gone up against corrupted gems.
Believe in Steven.
>>83613555
Ud probably throw a grenade instead and tell Steven to run.
I wanna see those body parts fly.>>83613555
>>83613548
No, just a retard that can't take care of their own life, it seems
>>83613595
fuck off jim
>>83613555
Steven's had to deal with much worse
Besides, he's got his bubble and his shield
>>83613630
Winston wouldn't be a problemso long as you don't break his glasses
>>83613595
Fuck on Jim
>>83613555
Hopefully this zoo evacuates everyone so the gorilla doesn't get stressed by all the yelling.
>>83613650
But, why?
>>83613555
I let the gorilla kill steven.
>>83613630
overwatch is gay
Guro > loli
>>83613850
So do people actually get a boner to it in guro threads or is it more like just visually appreciating it
>>83613772
so are you
>>83613339
>yes, but I also just graduated three weeks ago and I'm already earning three times what she is
The poin of the question wasn't to call you a loser/autist for living with your mom, it's just that only someon with a severe lack of social skills would have a hard time understanding a son dancing with his mother. Could also be a cultural thing but im more inclined to say it's due to your social disability.
>>83613873
Well, gay people do have that gaydar
>>83613872
Some people get a boner.
Some people don't but they like it anyways.
Another threadMany things left unsaidTears have been shedA curse, spreadDeadDeadDeadDeadDeadDead
The other thread has left us.
>>83612450
The INFAMOUS SakuraCon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XP5lz2CYNR4
>go to /co/
>first thread is always /sug/
Good threads die and this shit stays up. Fuck you for making this board worse.
Are we in autos@ge
>>83614336
dumbfrog poster
>>83614285
You okay?
>>83614336
This is our board, nigger.
also
>Good threads
>pepe
heh, almost got me there for a sec
>>83614336
if they were good threads they wouldn't die
Lady of the sea
Babby as can be
Can't help but wonder if he'll ever end this meme
>>83614336
>phoneposter
>frogposter
Like you can talk about quality.
Jasven?
Everybody loves Greg.
>>83614336
don't let the door hit your ass on the way out
>>83614403
I used to think that too but the only threads that stay up in this board are waifufag threads with occasional good threads slipping through the cracks. And you dipshits are just enabling it to get worse.
>>83614290
Oh my god this takes me back
solid gold
>>83614460
things die all the time, it's part of life
>>83614417
>>83614408
Post above you proving my point.
>>83612529
This
>>83612038
>the edition
>the picture
Aww, c'mon son...
>>83614285
Are you okay, man?
>>83614485
>just let the board go to shit, maaan!
Thanks for confirming that you think you're making this place worse.
>>83614489
/sug/ is definitely shit, but people refrain from metaposting to shit up the thread further. It's just one fucking thread you have to filter and ignore.
>>83614460
No one cares about your thread getting 3 posts.
>>83614513
What?
>>83612500
>/pol/esmoker
not /pol/ack, etc
>>83614544
*please refrain from metaposting
>>83614515
>Blaming /sug/ for no reason.
You do know other generals exist right?
>>83614336
I'm sorry this cartoon has become popular on a cartoons and comics board, where the comics have stagnated and the cartoons have dropped the bar so hard they've ruined any chance of acquiring a /fit/ career.
I'm sorry the threads you want to keep going aren't interesting enough to do so.
And I'm most definitely sorry this general has more traffic than your raggedy-ass interests.
Dumb frogposter.
>>83612622
We're not allowed to do it at bump limit because fags can't stop themselves from busting a nut all over /co/ every time we're allowed a new thread.
>>83614544
Allowing this general to fester attracts more and more shitposting on the rest of /co/.
>S1~2 Pearl
man I am so glad Steven is there for her
Pearl and (to a lesser extent) Amethyst would be too fucking depressing
>>83614554
Nice argument.
>>83613555
He can justflyout.
>>83614600
No it doesn't. When people want to shitpost about Steven Universe, they come here when it's allowed.
>>83614592
Yea but while other generals contribute a small portion of cancer /sug/ supplies nearly all of it.
>>83612809
Stop Islam doesn't rhyme with find a way you fucking hack
>>83614620
And he always will be.
>make a thread less than a minute after someone else by accident
>will be three day banned in a few minutes when a mod gets around to it
Well GG have fun guys
>>83614600
I come to /co/ only for /sug/. I'm sure I'm not the only one
>>83614652
>shitposting on /co/ is limited to /sug/
making me laff
Stop replying, you retards.
Is it me, or does /sug/ always has drama every day?
>>83614649
No, jump good.
> implying the Holocaust happend
There is simply no way to get rid if 6 gorillion bodies this fast
Its a fucking lie guys
Lapis best gem
>>83614680
That's pretty sad that that the only cartoon you like enough to discuss is Steven Fucking Universe.
>>83614696
SU fandom, yes, it does
Could Steven hypothetically make a hybrid of his own, like Rose did? Could Connie become a murderpussy?
>Anons are feeding the objectively worse then the fanbase hatebase.
Just why?
>>83614677
That happened to me too!
Mods have a hate boner for /sug/, step outta line a bit and wham! Your post gets deleted and you get a 3-day ban.
>>83614595
>cartoons have dropped the bar
So you're saying Steven Universe is subpar?
>>83614680
Not everyone has to discuss the shows you like, anon.
>>83614710
>Steven that low
Requesting Pearl in neko or cookie cat lingerie. Pic semi-related
>>83614720
So did trash /sug/ decide to invade or something? The shitposting is top notch today
>>83614696
Define drama
Regular visitors here just want to talk about the show and their favorite gems and post comfy shit.
Then you have a tripfag like beefcake thinking he's hot shit coming in with his smut.
Etc.
The majority of us just want a place to post about the show.
>>83614566
what?
I'm here to post my bullshit and there's drama or something? Whatever guys, reminder.
>>83614767
If /trash//sug/ was here there'd be more lewds and anons would be talking about fucking Connie or some shit. I think there's an infestation of retards though.
>>83614780
never heard someone say /pol/esmoker before.
>>83614720
You can get rid of those bodies if Pearl hoovers them up into her forehead.
There's basically infinite space in there.
Im going to murder Lapis
With a shotgun to the face
>>83614677
I actually got a warning for making this thread, when it was like 20 seconds ahead of the other one.
>>83614784
I just want to spread Lapidot love
>>83614734
Maybe, but he would have to shapeshift a womb.
>>83612038
>>83612281
>Opal fugs Steven's butthole
>Lapis Lazuli News Kiosk
>futa"...Lapis let out a breathy sigh in arousal, a smile on her face. Cupping her hands together, she used her hydrokinesis to pour water from the ocean up into her cupped palms. She closed her eyes and focused, and the water in her hands started to glow. It went from being a fluid to a strange substance with an oily, gel-like consistency. Lapis had used her hydrokinesis to turn the water into a magic, gel-like lube.
"Lapis levitated the gel over to Steven’s ass. She stopped it just before his anus.
" “Did they ever do this for you? Did they prepare you like this, Steven?” she asked.
" “No… Of all of the Gems, only Garnet, Ruby, Sapphire, and Jasper had sex with my ass. It wasn’t everyone… and out of everyone who did put it in my butt, none of them used anything to lubricate it,” Steven said.
" “…What? How was it even going in before?” Lapis asked, incredulous. She was frowning again. How dare they do that to Steven! His butt could have been really hurt, torn even. How could they forgo using lube!?
" “Gem magic, maybe? I think my butt ‘prepares’ itself,” Steven replied.
" “Oh,” she said. “Well either way, we’d better use this here, just to be safe.” "
>>83614784
Just a poster or two salty that we exist and taking people away from their threads.
Also your reminder a shit. Lapidot not happening.
>>83614656
People who like SU aren't going to go away if there's no general. Same with shitposters. Isn't having a general to contain all of it better than the multiple SU threads and endless complaining and fighting that happens when it's banned? If you care about threads getting pushed off the board then you should be thankful for the general, when it's banned there are numerous SU threads made in a day for different subjects, and because they get deleted over and over and then people make new ones over and over
Like man, you can't make people care about obscure cartoons/comics and topics, if there's no demand for your thread it's gunna die
>>83614734
Yes, I do believe Steven could shapeshift a womb for himself and use the genetic material of Connie's egg mixed with his own to create a hybrid like himself. Of course, whether he could survive without his gem is up to debate, though he would surely lose his powers.
>>83613240
sorry to hear anon.
This is Zelda, my PRECIOUS BAB
>>83614777
>Then you have a tripfag like beefcake thinking he's hot shit coming in with his smut.
But I'm talking about people who just complain and complain and just derail the thread.
>>83614825
Owiekablamie
This thread needs more Stevidot, alot more.
>>83614767
The irony is that /co/tards derail their own shit and blame the other abandoned general.If you're to blame someone blame Brad and friends, he trolls in both boards.
>>83614813
Exactly.
>>83614710
What's this from?
>>83614873
We need some Greg-Pearl blind date fan fiction.
Something involving Steven setting them up to get to know each other via letter or something first, or some other way to get them to both give it a shot before they realize who the other person is.
>>83614829
I'm with you.
>>83614859
>implying any ships are actually endgame and all shippers aren't just wallowing around in their own deluded shit
Every general I have ever been to people complained about drama. Apparently I manage to ever scroll past it somehow and always wonder what people are talking about
Feels good being blissfully ignorant
>>83614672
thank fuck for that
>>83614856
Spoilers: Rose made Steven's butt feel like a vagina so it'd feel good for him and the Gems when they stick their dicks up his asspussy.
>Garnet is addicted to her own permafusing.
She cannot function when unfused.
>Pearl is addicted to fusion for the emotional aspect of security/wholeness/confidence
She even pulled acts of deceit on her own comrade several times to achieve it.
>Jasper is now addicted to fusion for the sensation of power
This is the result after a long, toxic fusion grew on her - a complete turnaround to her Homeworld sensibilities.
>Amethyst's fusions, or at least one, has run amock and tried to take over
This was a problem, amethyst and garnet almost "got lost in the fusion"
>Lapis has shown us that fusions can be forced eve after mutual consent is had, for many months at a time
This is extremely troubling, it's an even more mutually traumatic way to rob another of their autonomy than say, simple restraint
>peridot is a fusion virgin who has been gradually getting more comfortable with the idea
You can bet she'll have some hang-ups when she finally does fuse.
>Homeworld only permits same-gem fusion, which avoids all of the problems that come with cross-gem fusion.
Homeworld was right.
>>83613153
>Steven is a cat person
No, he's a gem personI probably shouldn't be stealing jokes from Gumball, but fuck it
>>83614879
That hasn't really happened for a while until the last few threads. Drama is nesr nonexistant. Any "drama" would be us fags arguing over any topic. You know. Discussion?
>>83614887
>>83614930
But it's LOVE so that makes it right ;^)
Well /sug/, tomorrow we're likely banished to /trash/ again.
What do you wish to do with your last days in the light until the Summer of Steven begins?
>>83614928
What the fuck
>you will never kill yourself
why live
>>83614971
>>83614986
Go to Sweden Rock Festival, play games, and work.
>>83614986
please refrain from going to /trash/ and kill yourself instead
>>83614930
I WONDER WHO'S BEHIND THIS POST?
>>83614856
Stop.
>>83614996
I'm not kidding. She comes back because Steven got so much cum in him and then she fucks him with her 11 inch cock.
Well I fleshed out my story from >>83609072 if anyone's still interested, it'll take a couple of posts at least though.
