>be invited into someone's home, be given warm clothes and a free meal
>destroy their property and treat them like shit
>somehow they're the bad guys
Since when does the trailer park get internet?
I don't know how people can like the first season. IMO the show didn't get good until s2.
They also did it with the sole intention of boning them.
Marie was kawaii.
>>83585201
>you don't have to say anything, you just have to eat these eggs
>>83585301
>these sandwiches
fixed
Well, they were trying to date rape them.
>>83585158
It's still cozy.
>>83585201
>tfw Double D will grow up and be crushed with regret when he realized he spit on the girl he should have wifed
>>83585334
They were trying to get reluctant consent, not rape.
>>83585334
They were trying to entrap them into marrying them.
>>83585397
Nobody notice that Kanker sisters are trash.
Well, Except for may, She is just stupid.
emotional manipulation through the use of kind gestures with a hidden motive
>>83585098
Around 2008 give or take a few years
>>83585519
At least Ed and Eddy have excuses for not wanting it considering how ugly May and Lee are.
Double D has no reason not to fuck Marie.
>>83586185
her annoying voice would be horrible during sex
>>83586298
Her voice could always change when she gets older.
Besides, it isn't even half as obnoxious as Lee and May's voices, imagine those during sex.
>>83586185
He's an uptight hypochondriac and she's legitimately disgusting and physically abusive.
>>83586185
Double D is very clearly gay for Eddy.
>>83586374
>physically abusive
>cute
That's why she's perfect.
>getting in a guy's personal space while he's eating
People who do this ARE the bad guys.
>>83586454
Seriously, it's like going up and shoving your face into a dog's face while it's eating. You have no right to get mad when it snaps at you.
>>83586374
>not liking dominate girls
I guess Double Dee is gay then.
Never stick your dick in crazy, especially if it's trailer-trash crazy.
>>83586552
So is the lesson here to let crazy peg you?
>>83586570
You'll be bleeding
But I think its worth it.
>>83586552
All women are crazy, don't be a pussy.
>>83586705
It's always worth it to let a qt like Marie peg you, even if she is crazy.
>>83585051
Closest thing I've experienced to this is a coworker just loudly proclaimed that she's pregnant with my child to see my reaction and is now bullying me
Double D should go for it
Hell Eddy should too
>>83586802
You can't just say this shit without giving us more details, anon.
>>83585301
>>83585317
>>83586890
>>83586890
>>83585051
This episode is exactly why the Eds hate the Kankers and wanted to avoid them. It wasn't because of the kisses or the lovey dovey stuff, it's because they knew if they let the Kankers tie them down their lives were gonna suck. Nothing but chores and shitty burgers
>>83585051
>They were asleep when the Kankers took off their clothes to put on the bath robes
>They probably got to see the Eds dicks
>>83587205
Probably?
Why do you think they decided to keep them.?
>>83587124
>shitty burgers
Now lemme just stop you right there.
>>83586185
Honestly I would go for either one of em. But only marie is marriage material
>>83588428
But whatfetishesare the other two good for?
>>83588393
Nigga
>Toasted Hamburger Buns
>Fish Sticks
>Processed Cheese
>Whole Pickles
>Lard
>Kanker Secret Sauce (Ketchup)
>>83585424
Surprise sex, the name is surprise sex.
>>83587205
Needs a comic with all the unspeakable things they did to the unconscious boys.
>>83588684
Needs sweet, sweet fry sauce
>>83588684
>whole pickles
pretty sure thats like a half pound of ground beef, anon. per burger
>>83588764
>Marie will never surprise sex you from behind
out of curiosity, what is the name of the episode?
>>83589602
fuck nvm, found it, first ep they meet the kankers
>no girl would ever invite you in to their home and make you burgers and treat you like a fucking king
>can't even be invited for netflix and chill
>>83585051
I always wanted to eat those burgers for some reason
>>83585051
Entrapment isn't something good guys do.
>>83589706
Literally the first episode, man.Technically second episode, but episodes came in pairs anyway.
>>83586486
How shittily trained is your dog that it does that?
Daily reminder that Marie is the only one to show legitimate concern for 'her' Ed.
>>83586185
May is top tier you trash
>>83592472http://pastebin.com/iZCrWVaW
The Eds are the bad guys. They keep trying to fuck everyone over and everyone hates them.
>>83585397
>>tfw Double D will grow up and be crushed with regret when he realized he spit on the girl he should have wifed
>neat freak science geek Edd
>being a good match for those dumb trailer trash slobs
>>83592607
Everyone in this show is either an asshole or an autist, except for Nazz (and maybe Rolf). It was funny for that reason.
>>83590135
>girl did that for me
>didn't like her like that
>hit it and quit it
attention is nice anon but if you don't connect on a personal level it's just as bad as being alone.
>>83592523I'm not much for futa but thanks for the share
>>83592523I have a serious weakness for fanfic
especially lemons and the ones where double d is an edgy psychopath
>>83592820It's my favorite fapfic, I'm hoping the author does a sequel some day.
>>83588684
Man. Those burgers looked appetizing as fuck when I watched this episode back then.
Still do. Especially Chunky Puffs.
>>83592523
This is the only EEnE fapfic, isn't it?I like it, but I wish there were more.
>that feel when no blue-haired punk gf
why even live ed boys
>>83593135
>no blue-haired punk gf to peg you, bully you and treat you like her property
why even attempt living
>>83593100
I've read others. I have no links though sorry.
>>83592710
Nazz was an autist most the time. I'm rewatching the show now and I enjoy it, but for the first time I see that theme of "kids are fucking awful to each other."At least as an adult I can appreciate the show's 11/10 music and sfx like holy fuck this show just sounds good.Rolf a best and he's Danny's favorite too.
>>83593375
>no links
What a disappointment.
>be invited into the cutest girl's home after she see's you down on your luck
>she literally wants you to get naked in her home
>chicken out after seeing her and her mother's unmentionables
this scene man. Edd was so damn close to enjoying a nice evening with Nazz.
so disappointing.
>>83593387
It wasn't that great anyway tbhsu
>>83593682
>That picture
Nazz and Sarah remind me of twins from a certain video game.
>>83585051
Well, to be fair, this was the first time they met the Kankers. Actually this could explain why they treated the Eds the way they did, because they thought they liked that shit since they were treated the same way when they first met.
So it's the Eds fault, they started it and they are just getting their payment.
>>83588393
Eddy's had an entire gear cooked into it
>>83595126
>an entire gear cooked into it
Your favorite kanker a slut
>>83593461
> That episode when the kids were at the school dance and were all too pussy to dance with Nazz, and she choosed Double D because he was being nice to her.
I fucking hate and envy DD because how much all the girls wanted his D.
She even kissed him at the end of that episode, right? That was like 2-3 times she kissed his ass, lucky ass son of a bitch.
>>83595464
> Mad your fav Knank isn't a loved slutty grill.
>>83595547
What's a Knank?
>>83595523
>Best Ed was never allowed to get any good solo episodes
>Worst Ed cucked him
I also hate Double D.
>>83595547
Fucking what?
>>83595579
>>83595590
I meant Kank, typed too fast m8.
>>83595641
Well, they're Knanks now.
>>83595547
>Mad your fav Knank isn't a loved slutty grill
I.. what?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10428788
I just want a goth/punk gf, but I feel like I wouldn't have enough in common with them besides finding them ridiculously attractive for some reason
>>83586890
>no cogs n' shit
Best I can give is a 7/10
>>83586519
I mean, did you see his scenes with Eddy in the movie?
I want to get pegged by Marie.
>>83588684
Wasn't the green stuff lard?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QGMCSCFoKA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37GrbCUvZEM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bQm0tXPwCo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2G0NXLC244Y
>>83585158
Season 1 is the best season though. The show's quality was a straight downhill slope. After season 2 it started getting too weird and less funny.
>>83589096
>>83596187
Did this at least get a decent end?
>>83586185
Marie is just as trashy and nasty as the rest of them. The type of fanart I'm sure you're thinking of is not canon.
>>83588684
>eating green meat
>>83593705
>>83595887
Cut your wrists, that should be enough
>>83596361
The guy'll find out in about 8 years. Maybe less if she's let out for good behavior.
I'm hoping it does though.
Could be a love conquers all story they can share.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUPCb8Uu_0w
>>83592523
>Rebecca Sugar wrote this
>>83597142
I didn't know Sugar was into futa on male.
>>83597158
Yeah she's into all that gay shit.
>>83586802
TELL MORE, JERK
>>83597189
I'm pretty sure she isn't into girls being involved in any capacity. Whether they have dicks or not.
>>83585051
This would have been funnier if the genders were reversed and it was about three guys trying to rape three girls but it was treated as wacky antics
>>83597142
Seriously? I know she writes EEnE fanfics but is that really on of them?
>>83591217
No Lee has concern as well recall Eddy's older brother revealing his true colors and her sisters held her back from destroying the guy.
>mfw I fucked a girl dressed as Marie last month
Kanker thread?
I guess I'll share this since I wasn't able to finish it in time before the last thread died.
>>83593705
Shouldn't Sarah's outfit be orange?
Unless we're thinking of diferent games.
>>83602972
>everyone having the same body type
>EEnE will never appear on TV again
D-DELETE THIS THREAD NOW
>>83586570
It's still a bad idea, but it's less likely to get COPS or maury povich crazy.
>>83602972
Nicely done, man! Please draw more Kankers.
>>83602972
underboob is my favorite
well done anon
>>83588684
>It's a "People defend kanker burgers" episode
It's nothing like that. It's a heap of undercooked, rotten meat smothered in ketchup. It doesn't matter what you thought they were when you were little.
>>83602902
Was she just dressed like her or did you two roleplay?
>>83586890
That can get you a degree at Calarts
>>83603586
What more did you expect?
>>83605131
Double D enjoyed the shit out of them, If only Ed or Eddy liked 'em I'd say you were right.
>>83604737
>>83595174
>>83606806
>>83586185
>Double D has no reason not to fuck Marie.
Confirmed for jackass. May is easily the best sister.
>>83607222
>Catalog
>>83595126
>>83588393
>>83588684
>>83592949
>>83605131
>>83587124
Never have I seen an argument this heated about whether a food is good to eat. And /ck/ is my homeboard,
>>83593682
>implying that faggot jimmy wouldn't be in a matching witch outfit with Sarah
>>83607226
Oh hey, I commissioned that from whatsalewd!Check the paheal for the NSFW versions, I just uploaded the earlier today
>>83595887
I think what you want is "perky goth," unless there's a better name for them.
Essentially a chick who just likes goth fashion, but not the life style.
>>83608129
I met one
total perfectionist bitch
>>83603666
Its for the best senpai.
>>83603666
Why would you want it to?
Unless you're talking about reruns.
>>83588428
>punk chick
>marriage material
>>83595887
I used to like goth girls in high school, like big time. As I got older and realized goth music was terrible, I grew out of it.
>>83608129
They're called mall goths.
>>83603666
Good. We don't need a reboot to kill the series completely.
The realest Marie cosplay
>>83587124
Holy shit this. People always say "Why don't the eds like the Kankers, they're not that ugly!"
It's because they're horrible trailer trash and want to land a man exclusively to enslave them. They've shown this on multiple occasions.
>>83613781
>yellowed her teeth
Lets be honest, if any of us actually dated Marie you'd get her to start brushing somehow. It's true to her character in the show but not a detail you reproduce. Sort of like how most art give her an older and more desirable body, and also white teeth.
>>83613781
>short stubby nails
>>83585397
What the fuck. Double D is going to go on and become a fucking genius while Marie will always be trailer trash. He'll forget her the moment he leaves town.
>>83613919
that shtick became less apparent in the peach creek school episodes.
>>83586392
Hi Rebecca
>>83614415
Were any of those good? I stopped watching at that point.
>>83614726
Well, there was an episode where all the kids went to the prom. It's a decent season.
no point in skipping them. They are good.http://www.watchcartoononline.com/anime/ed-edd-n-eddy
>>83614726
The school episodes are some of my favorite ones
Most of the people who hate on them didn't even watch them
>>83607226
Oh. Oh god. I would spagetti out of there so hard.
>>83586298
>Not wanting her to shout she's the great and powerful Marie during sex
>>83617930Don't you feel the least ashamed that you watch a show for preschoolers?
>>83618231
We're on a board dedicated to mostly children's entertainment, shame has long since dies.
>That episode were the eds are hypnotized into being dogs and left chained in their yard
>>83614159
They are all in purgatory and will never grow up
>>83618231
> Cartoon is for kids
When will this meme die? I thought it did when people realized "vidya gaems aren't toys".
>>83597142
>yfw the CN executives who hired her may or may not know that she wrote smut before getting into animation
>>83621338
Anyone they hire will have probably written or drawn smut before. Find an artist who hasn't.
>>83588464
Freckles, buck teeth, big ears, nerdy, hairy, submissive/dominant
>>83593461
Had a situation like that as a kid except instead of underwear it was a dildo
Just a fucking dildo sitting on a soap tray in the shower
>>83607226
>white teeth
>>83613943
So didn't actually find her attractive
You found a imagined approximation of her attractive
>>83602972
I'd like to be the bologna in their trash sandwich.
>>83602018
Nah they all wanted to fuck Eddy's brother at the end of the movie she was even the one to talk about giving him mouth to mouth.
>>83608574
They usually mellow out after grade school, or go full blown gutter shit
Marie has a 50/50 chance for either scenario
>>83608774
No mall goths try to be all srs and depressing. They also call themselves goths
t. reformed metalhead
>>83613781
>hair covering the wrong eye
REEEEEEEEE
>>83621400
Most artists continue to draw smut while they work
Nobody in the consumer demographic cares about artists in the industry so they can get away with a lot
>>83591217
>Daily reminder that Marie is the only one to show legitimate concern for 'her' Ed.
in which episode?
>>83629876
movie, judging by the pic
>>83595887
Gotta find one you can bond with through movies. They're usually crazy about a specific genre, most likely comedy or horror.
As long as you don't dress eccentrically in some manner they wont really care if you look like them or not.
>>83613943
You never EVER date a girl like Marie. Fuckbuddys maybe but she never gets your phone number.
>>83629931
I did, it was good times
>>83602972
I like your Marie. She's really cute. If possible more Marie pls
>>83602972
those tits on may are the best
>>83588684
Why would they feed someone a burger like this? They're poor, they have to know not everyone else eats the same crap they do.
>>83596133
It must be pretty old lard if it's that colour..........
>>83592523
>>You're honestly surprised that you couldn't smell her fat nuts through the burlap sack.
The fuck am I doing with my life.
>>83621995
I would have pointed it out, could have gone multiple ways like "if you don't tell anyone.." or "ill show you"
>>83607853
Don't you have some co' za' to post faggot.
post lewd kankers
>>83631310
HUB.CAP.DIGEST.
Why is she so thirsty for the Double D?
>>83633884
He has a second dick under his hat. They don't call him "Double D" for nothing.
>>83630166
And they liked them anyway. So what's the problem?
I have no idea why but this moment stands out as one of my favourites in the series, I always laugh.
They call him Mr Ed is probably my favourite episode.
>>83638473
>3 separate sisters from clearly different fathers
>in the same grade at school
THESE TIMELINES DONT MAKE ANY SENSE
>>83596187
anon who made this
I wish I could've asked him if he had a way to contact or send updates to us but I think it would've been too intrusive, I'm sure he'll be around here from time to time.
>>83596732
If his state was anything like California she'd be out in a few months thanks to prop 47. Politicians want to decrease the prison population but the only thing thats happened is people getting released same day for low level felonies, crime rate has gone way up.
>>83613949
I got the worst nails you'll ever see anon. Anxiety mixed with a bad habit 20 years long will do that to you. I tried stopping and I ended up biting the skin on my fingers and the inside of my mouth. Dentist thought I had a disease killing my mouth.
>>83638911
they were held back.
easy
>>83638911
Was Jimmy and Sarah in the same grade as everyone else as well?
the creator of ed ed n eddy said that the only way that were ever gona see double d's real head is if the show gets a change on the big screen but i saw ed ed n eddy big pitcher and...still remains a mystery to me
what's under that hat double d is always wereing. bald or some sort of alian or some shit idk
>>83639043
The story sounds a little fantastic to be true in my opinion. Although, I hope I'm wrong cause it is a fantastic story, if not a depressing. What makes me curious is whether or not OP still loves Kira, cause both he and she are probably much different people than they were when the two were together.
>>83637634
dick sucking lips ready for that double d
>>83613919
Coming from someone who used to live in a trailer park (not anymore, thank god) I can verify this.
You know the stereotype about black women wanting to get pregnant just so they can trap a man into either marriage or squeeze all the child support out of him that they can? Shit is the EXACT same for white women in trailer parks. They are literally incapable with providing for themselves and as soon as their parents won't support them, they turn to some poor sap who will marry them and be miserable for the rest of his life.
Sorry for going all /pol/.
Best episode?
>>83643678
Pretty mild for a /pol/ flavored post.
>>83643703Any episode where a girl wanted Double D's Dick.but seriously, my favorite episode has to be the cardboard city one
So what was Plank?
>>83643716
Well, I'm not exactly "red-pilled" but I'll take that as a compliment.
>>83643703
Either the one where the shoot the video for Eddy's brother or the one where they turn Ed into a monster.
>>83643798
a 2x4. It's literally in Johnny's name.
ed.wikiacom/wiki/Jonny_2x4
>>83643798
The personification of Johnny's extremely dangerous Id that was removed from his psyche after a lobotomy that removed his dangerous psychic powers.
>>83638911
If 1 or multiple ones were premature, the mom was a super slut, and one fell within some sort of enrollment deadline it could work.
Also one or two could've just been held back.
>>83633884
which episode?
>>83603573
I know what you're thinking, but the girls of EEnE are far too old to be taking dick like a toddler.
>>83595547
Are you fucking retarded by any chance?
>>83644052
> Responds to a 2 day old post.
Who's the retard?
>>83597116
omg i have been looking for this gif for so long
thank you
>>83641753
I think it's just the way he wrote it. Our own experiences might seem dull to us I always think of this whenever I read other people stories.
