>binge listening to old Disney movie songs
>listening to Reflection from Mulan
>9/10 teenage filipino girl in the apartment across the courtyard starts singing along
>she sounds fucking 10/10
Holy shit /co/, what do I do?
I mean, I know I should fucking turn down the volume if she was able to hear it from her apartment, but what do I do?
Don't ask me, I'm just hair. Your head stopped ten inches ago.
>>83581446
>listening to old Disney movie songs
Underage girls are a grey area in rules.
Janitors might need to help me out.
>>83581576
She's 18, I'm 19.
>>83581446
She wants to FUCK-- Actually I don't know. I've never seen a real life woman before.
Seek out the oldest homeless man you can find in your city and buy him a round of endless breadsticks at Olive Garden. Once he has finished his 12th breadstick, he will give you a passcode to the abandoned cement factory exactly 5.7 miles south-southwest of the Olive Garden. Go there. Approach cautiously and pick up the red bicycle leaned up against the gate of the factory. Swing the bicycle around by the handlebars for three revolutions, then yell the homeless man's passcode in the highest falsetto you can muster. Cranky Amy will appear from the factory loading dock and you must immediately tell her to "fuck off" before she can say anything to you. She'll disappear back into the factory; follow her to the basement break room. In the break room there will be a silver token. The token is for a free hour and one drink at The Red Swan's porn-viewing booth. Invite the girl to join you and then slip a roofie in the free drink and grope her after she passes out just before the rimming scene.
She'll call you for a second date two days later.
turn down your fucking music, for starters.
>>83581446
Later just knock on her door and introduce yourself without being a sperg just explain that you are sorry about having your music up too loud and just say she flat out sounds amazing.
Meet up once and a while or accidentally bump into her and put on a smile, don't be awkward. try and start up a chat sometimes. then try to seal a date with the "want to get coffee sometime" line.
If none of this works then at least you tried, have courage friend.
>>83581446
Put a spider in her hair. Works everytime.
>>83581446
invite her over to listen to vaporwave
>live in shady area of NYC because poor college student
>5.30 pm
>look outside window for truck
>a slutty dressed girl is looking at me
>asks me if she can come up for a glass of water
>>83581446
>filename
>>83581446
This isn't really /co/ related. But anyways what do you want her to do? suck your dick or something? Lol OP you're such a fucking sperg holy shit.
>>83582625
>>83581446
Orange vomit
>>83582681
No, I just think her voice is beautiful.
>>83581446
Just shout "you have a great voice!" as loud as you can.
She doesn't have to know where the voice came from.
>>83582090
Took about 25 minutes, but OP finally got a sensible answer. That said, >>83581982 at least gets points for originality.
>>83582700
are you blind? or just new?
>All these responses
CLEARLY, The proper response is to switch the song to a duet, like A Part of Your World, or Love Is an Open Door, start singing, and see if she joins in.
>>83584213
>A Part of Your World
What the fuck
I meant "A Whole New World", obviously
>>83581446
>>83582625
>>83582090
This is probably your best shot OP, but then again I'm a social retard so what do I know.
>>83584213
Don't start singing, you'll look desperate if she's not into it. Join in if she starts.
>>83582090
This right here. It's a once in a lifetime opportunity, don't let it slip away!
>>83581567
underrated post
Don't sing a love duet.
Sing something from Lion King instead.
I suggest "Hakuna Matata". That's a classic sing-along song.
>>83584424
To be honest......
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qmb9cnx__hA
>>83582090
TOO HARD
>>83584450
If you are going to pull something dumb like this, this is by and far a better shot since a love duet with a stranger would be weird and you'll make her more put off by you.
Something more comedic might actually work.
>>83584529
That's exactly my point. A love song would come off to her as "Oh, so you sing along to Disney songs? You won't be singing too long with my dick in your mouth!". A comedic song would probably come off more as "Hey, you heard my Disney songs? Well, have this classic."
Or something like that. You want to get in on the ground-floor with this girl, not just bag her and tag her.
>>83584500
Do you ever want to be happy? Do you want to not live your whole life in regret of what might've been? Then here's some advice:
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/5/5b/Soldier_DominationEngineer03.wav?t=20100625232929
>>83581446
Kick her door down and fuck her like the nonexistent girl that she is.
>>83584500
Worst case scenario you drop some spaghetti and she forgets about it after a couple of days. Best case, you make a new friend.
You do nothing and your life will continue to be stagnant. Just practice what your going to say in the mirror and do it anon because you'll just feel dumb later on for not doing it.
>>83581446
Let her dominate you while this plays.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSS5dEeMX64
>>83582723
HAHA! OP DOESN'T WANT TO GET HIS DICK SUCKED!
>>83582090
if all else fails i cant wait to see OP on the news for rape
>>83586575
That won't happen because he'sa wuss
