Jesus even Miles is calling Peter a man child
How do we save this character?
Kill him and replace with Mayday.
>>83576023
Both Slott and Bendis need to die.
>>83576023
Kill Slott. Put him back with Mary Jane. give him a job as CSI. Oh, and MJ is pregnant with Mayday
I think Ultimate Spider would be a good name for him.
>>83576047
This.
>>83576079
so make him barry allen?
>>83576130
Put him on the track of what he was in the MC2, yes. A responsible hard working man who loved his wife and raises two great children.
>>83576023
fuck miles, he doesn't deserve that fucking suit anyway, a bland smudge ruining the legacy of ultimate pete
>Have Peter become more and more of an asshole, since his life seems to get shit on more than most until he's twisted Uncle Ben's "Great Power, Great Responsibility" speech to the point of him thinking he needs to be responsible for literally everything.
>Give Ock a more nimble robot body, I'm sure Peter has a spider-bot or something lying around, so that he can go and do his own shit again. Maybe try to be a hero or at the very least a Scientist again.
>Aunt May gets hit by some ray or something and is somehow twenty years younger, and with bigger tits.
>Black Cat shows up for one issue only to get punched in the face by Ock as he's leaving to do his own thing. She thinks it's Spider-Man again and threatens revenge or some shit.
>>83576023
What is Miles's backstory now? Since secret wars retconned him into having always been a part of the main universe, his ultimate universe backstory can no longer have happened.
>>83576341
some fucking femnigger
blackwashing a character just for being white male
>>83576341
his backstory is that molecule man merged him with the miles of 616
>>83576079
throw in mephisto doing the deal to get a foot hold on earth so he could come to earth to stay and take over and were done. and we shall call it
MEPHISTO WAR: HELL COMES TO THE BIG APPLE
>>83576341
His back story is that he was created by some fat bald kike, for nigger lovers.
>ITT: people who aren't realizing that everything is going to be alright with Peter in like 1 years
It's there guys just wait. They are little things happening
>>83576023
>Ashamed to be wearing this costume right now.
A derivative superhero lacks an identity outside the one established by a previous predecessor precisely because they're shame incarnate. They have no self-worth. Miles would literally be nobody if not for the spider powers and spider title Peter made. Peter without those would still at least be intelligence.
Plus Peter's father figure was killed and he became a hero because of it, Miles became a hero because of Peter and his father figure ran out.
Take that, take that.
>>83578161
>his father figure ran out
i didn't read that much Ultimate Spider-Man, but wasn't Miles dad around?
>>83576047
No because I don't want Scott's grubby hands on mayday
>>83578243
he dipped when he learned his son was a freak
>>83577494
You mean like Kelly's Deadpool and Spider-Man? Sorry dude, but as much as a wish Peter's meeting with Mephisto will mean something, it probably won't since it's not Spidey's main issue.
>>83578161
Absolutely savage my man.
>>83576023
Make him grow up. But since this is against Marvel's "Spidey have to appeal the teens" memo (even if they HAVE a teen spider-man now)...
>>83578313
He came back though
>>83576047
No we need diversity, kill him and replace him with Spider-Punk.
>>83579140
Is he still around now that the universes merged?
>>83576079
>>83576161
>MJ
Disgusting.
>>83579554
Just piss right off Slott.
Plus you had to kill off the Exiles MJ, a perfect character for the Spider-Verse, you talentless hack!
>>83579554
nice meme
>>83579554
>MJ
This just reminded me, how do MJfags feel when every time Gwen was brought up in the story the writer would go out of their way to point out how Peter still loves Gwen (maybe even) more than MJ?
>>83579978
Peter's waifu is shit!
>>83578161
That's how it works in the Batfamily too.
Especially when they try to push the derivative over the original
>>83580046
annoyed honestly
>>83580054
Which one exactly? If current, yes. If the last one, yes. If it's Gwen, oh god yes.
Pick one on who's shit.
>>83579978
>Exiles MJ
>LOOK AT HER SHE'S A DYKE!: The Character
And you want that thing anywhere near the already disgusting pile of shit that was Spider-verse.
>>83580160
Frankly no, but I do want some acknowledgement that she exists. Not to mention would been interesting backstory-wise.
Plus it was bad enough they had to throw Miguel in the corpsepile too.
>>83580281
>Miguel in the corpsepile
W-what?
>>83580281
Miguel is still alive.
>>83580316
It's just a convoluted mess, but the Exiles Miguel is dead while original's still alive and kicking.
>>83580046
Gerry Conway ain't die for this
>>83580086
I feel you. I used to be a Gwenfag but at some point I realised I just wanted Peter to have someone who truly loves him.
But nah, let's have him furiously make out with some fanfiction-tier new spider girl who shouldn't even remember how kissing works and date some Shanghai chick.
