What the fuck was the point of the trolls if even the tiny group of supposedly main ones that survived got to do jack shit in the ending?
>>83567633
what was the point of any of homestuck, op? there was none. there is no point to anything. this is the one and only moral of this comic, and the faster you accept it the happier you'll be.
What was the point of Homestuck?
Smug Davekat and Butthurt Davejade shitposting.
It's weird how someone starts a new thread instantly after the old one dies every time even though this supposedly isn't a general
>>83567881
>I don't know how to write roxy: the comic
To sell t-shirts.
same deal as last time
classpect, personality wonks and interests and i'll give you a land and quest.
>>83567926
I think the joke is that she sounds as out of character and obnoxious as Dave did during his toxic masculinity rant Hussy's girlfriend wrote.
>>83567918
Last thread died over 3 hours ago.
also, if anyone hasn't taken the straw poll on your class and aspect, here it is.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10418685
http://www.strawpoll.me/10418679
>>83567943
Wait, IPGD is Hussie's girlfirend?
Then..
Is Hussie... Is Hussie straight now?
Homestuck characters who should never be invited in multiplayer lan parties:
>>83567934
what does "personality wonks" mean?
>>83567633
To troll you.
Karkat trolled losers and manlets who think they are important and want their power fantasy.
Terezi trolled waifufags and "muh independent character" feminist fucks by having her become Vriska's eternal cocksucker.
Kanaya became a token lesbian and background prop.
Vriska is a fucking meme and only exists to be controversial and to piss you off.
>>83568118
weird issues
for example, i compulsively apologize to people because of an anxiety disorder and i have OCPD, so everything in my room needs to be neat and flush
>>83568066
vriska
>>83568009
this literally gave me cancer
>>83568162
I have an anxiety disorder and I almost never apologize, are you sure you have that?
>>83567934
>Heir of Rage.
>Getting angry bout things on the internet.
>Video Games
>>83568252
anxiety disorders can manifest differently in different people, my friend.
>>83568266
Land of Rime and Magma
Your land is a snow-covered hellscape of mountains and glaciers, with deep flows of bright red lava crisscrossing the landscape, carving out deep under-ice caverns. Your consorts are the Penguins, who are trying to escape their solitary existence and spread out over the land, but don't know how to cross the magma floes.
>>83568024
>Everyone is a Mage of Void
Good to know.
>>83568289
Ok, that actually sounds rad as fuck. I'm game.
>>83568162
oh okay
>Heir of Light
>pretend to not care at all while in reality i really care about it, starts playing wiht my hand when i'm nervous and get really angry when people ignore me
>working out and videogames
>>83568358
>playing wiht my hand
with your other hand? nani?
>>83568044
He's referring to Rachel, but yes. Hussie is forever doomed to be the straight, cis leader of a group of fans that think "genderqueer" is a nice appetizer in the feast of gender politics.
>>83567934
Page of Rage
Hates a thing but has to pretend to fit in with friends
Rap and amateur magician stuff
>>83568468
Nice slut!
>>83568358
Land of Iron and Whispers
Your land is a mountainous one, with great monoliths of iron bars stretching upward into the sky from the rocky outcropping below. The great iron structures were created millennia ago in order to channel the wind into sound and whispers, but the Denizen's influence has begun to rust and corrode them. You must work with your Consorts, the Komodos, in order to restore the metal spires to their proper working conditions.
>>83568465
Land of Visions and Curses
Your land is a tall deciduous forest inhabited by the Grizzlies, impressively ornery and lazy beasts. The trees of this forest are all grey, with black and white leaves constantly drifting down like television static. The Grizzlies have been mostly put to permanent hibernation by your Denizen, and need to be roused from their slumber in order to free the land.
My god title is Man of Bow.
>>83567934
Heir of Heart
Supportive and amiable, with sometimes fluid morals, but with a weak sense of responsibility.
Vidya, writing, cooking, sportin, running, and drinking.
>>83568615
>Land of Visions and Curses
Oh neat, I originally had the Land of Echoes and Vertigo, but your idea sounds much better.
What was the point of John taking one of the lemonsnout dolls from Terezi during the retconining?
>>83568468
did you draw this whore?
>>83568775
Hussie forgot so he legit retconned it to be Terezi just fucking with John.
>>83568817
is it so difficult to accept that it was for no reason? anyway it functioned well as a red herring hiding the purpose of the password pages when i read through the first time.
>>83568685
Land of Tinsel and Strife
A constant, brutal war zone between three tribes of Beetles, with tissue paper and tinsel beaches surrounded by seas of super cold brine. The war was, of course, instigated by your Denizen, so you'll have to stop it somehow.
>>83568468
I'd let her hang me tbqh
>>83568775
I thought it was going to be some message to her that the alternian justice system is fucked, but nothing came of that.
>>83567881
Why is Karkat turning into Pearl
>>83569155
prepare it for what
>>83567934
What the most unique or strangest class / aspect combo in your opinion?
>>83569305
Rogue of rage is definitely the most hardcore. Outside of that, they're most all pretty unique in their own way.
>>83569226
woof
>>83569324
Rogue of Rage? How that work? Stealing rage and making everyone pissed. So they fight the black king all roided out and berserking?
>>83569401
There is an imp. Now it is calm and pacified and basically stoned. Now all your allies dogpile them in a berserk rage and rip them apart.
Hardcore
>>83569401
You're thinking of Thief. Rogue would steal rage from enemies and roid out the team.
>>83569401
>>83569454
Wait, you said everyone, never mind.
Why didn't Vriska and Roxy fight?
Rogue of Void vs Thief of Light seems like a match set for Paper View
>>83569482
Well it should've been Vriska vs Horuss since Thief of Light inverts to Page of Void ;)
I didn't get the point of inversion theory.
Ultimately what does it even try to prove?
>Vriska steal's Roxy's light
>Now she's even more voidy.
>>83567934
Heir of Blood
Page of Doom
Prince of Life
Knight of Void
>>83569839
Yeah, it's a bad match up for Vriska
Especially since Roxy doesn't give a shit about being the hero
>>83569934
pick one, shithead
>>83569790
good question, i don't know.
>>83569965
I don't need a wealth of background, I just wanted to know what they even do.
>>83568615
sounds cool as fuck
thanks
german shepard policedog jade
>>83570036
i assumed you were making a land request
anyway, in order, one sentence
you are the person friend groups revolve around
useless for 99% of the game, then you can instakill people
level 5 thorn coddle: apeshit bramblefuck
sh-sha, pocket sand
According to this randomizer thungy, my land is
Land of Webs and Chaos
Guess it's a word full of interwined threads over a post-apocalyptic architeture covering it, with the houses and building the consorts use being above them, tangling in the webs of fate.
Also, Im a Seer of Space
>>83567633
Selling merchandise, creating more ships for fans to obsess over, attracting the tumblr crowd
>>83570155
>Webs and Chaos
Sup Vriska
>>83567934
tfw someone saves your picture
I realised looking at it again in daylight it's a bit too dark, so I did some adjustments. Also now with 1000% more cult.
>>83570305
Aint Vriska a pirate world tho?
>>83570331
Are you up for requests?
Someone mentioned a Land of Architecture and Morality a while back.
>>83570367
Nah, you are just IRL Vriska
A slob who doesn't clean her room
>>83570386
Sorry but no, it took me fucking forever to draw that one, and it's the land Classpectanon described for me. I'm part way through writing a program to generate images like that from input text though, which I'd rather spend time on right now.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
PLEASE DON'T EAT ME
>>83570466
Someone offered to draw my Land around 10 hours ago and if that wasn't you then I suspect I was just being messed with by an anon pretending to be you. I do appreciate the revelation. Good luck with that program!
>>83570504
Yeah, that wasn't me, and thanks. I hope it'll be good enough to be worth the effort.
>>83570456
Look, while I admit I fapped to Vriska X Karkat BDSM adn that I find Vriska hot, and that I ship John(vris) and that I love Aranea, Webs and Chaos is a waaaay better land than their
>>83569554
Isn't Void the opposite to Space? And aren't Pages the passive of Knights?
>>83570583
And Breath is freedom
>>83570504
If I learn how to properly use my shit tablet, I'll give it a shot sometime.
>>83568468
I want to hoist Terezi up by a noose and have her bare feet dance and clasp against my cock in a desperate attempt to find solid ground until she stops moving and I have cum.
>>83570563
Dude. I was just joking. No need to tell me your favorite memeships.
>>83570583
no, time is opposite to space (this is canon)
also, in inversion theory you have four pairs that play off each other
witch x seer, heir x mage
prince x sylph, bard x maid
thief x page, rogue x knight
it has to do with how their powers work and stuff, don't overthink it too much. BKEW is silly.
EB: so my dad brought home a cat today.
EB: she's kinda weird.
TG: weird like how
EB: wait a sec, i'll put her on.
TG: what
EB: :33 < hiii!
>>83570609
It's appreciated. I don't think there are many people left who are willing to draw Lands. That guy who made a Tumblr about it and took around 120 requests gave up and ditched the blog, which I completely understand because he took around 120 requests.
>>83570388
Page of Void
Im quiet most of the time, but im wide open with my friends. I prefer to avoid confrontations most of the time. Spearkind as my weapon.
>>83570643
dont talk as if u didnt fap to spiderbitch too
>>83570649
>witch with heir
>sylph with maid
It's clearly witch-sylph and maid-heir, why else would kanaya have said a sylph was a witch but more magical? plus maid and heir both imply some kind of service
>>83570649
Also, Seer X Mage was strongly implied
>>83570672
What would be a big help is if I could get a link to a bunch of lands, or someone post pics so I can get a feel for them.
And we'll see what happens. I'm using a shit bamboo tablet, like my mouse is probably better type of thing.
>>83570718
His blog would actually be really good for that, then.
http://land-of-so-and-so.tumblr.com/
>>83570718
http://land-of-so-and-so.tumblr.com/
is celebratingwith/co/ guy still around?
>>83570699
no no, I'm talking about inversion, not what classes are active and passive pairs
>>83570683
whoops, I'm sticking to my theories because they work out
>>83570679
Land of Cubes and Monoliths
Your entire land is constructed out of rectangular prisms and cubes made out of various kinds of stone, inhabited by the stone-chewing Goats. Your land is slowly collapsing inward, as the delicate balance of frictional forces keeping your planet held up is being degraded by your Denizen: you have a very stringent time limit to finish your quest before your land is rendered uninhabitable.
>>83570753
Last post was May 28th. He's still kicking, I'd say.
>>83570769
So I gotta speedrun? Oh welp. Still, graviational mechanics are the fucking best, I dig it.
>>83570847
Yes.
Like, you know a keystone? where you have a stone arch and that one stone at top is holding the rest up with friction?
Your entire planet is like that.
>>83570504
Pretending to be a drawfriend taking requests is THE shittiest thing you can do in a thread. I'll do just about anything else to get people's goats myself but that's just taboo. I wouldn't give up hope though, maybe they just take their time or had other shit to do.
>>83570718
I've been saving every picture I've seen in these threads to inform the generator work, so I could upload those somewhere I guess.
>>83570748
Oh hey, I've seen most of these but there are a few I've not saved yet, thanks!
>>83570897
I completely agree. I did simply get a bad gut feeling about the situation after a while, it wasn't just because a lot of time passed. Land artists are a rare breed and the one confirmed one we had wasn't the person who seemed interested.
by the way if you guys want to ask me things and have your questions not be scattered into the ephemeral void, i have a tumblr here at http://classpectanon.tumblr.com
(im gonna start taking land requests on there because they're a fun time waster)
>>83570976
i think Glub draws Lands but you'd most likely have to pay him and everything he draws ends up being squishy, fleshy looking blobs, which doesn't work so well when the subject isn't porn. So and So was also taking commissions and that may be a way you could have cut in line past his surreal backlog but yeah that dude is gone.
>>83570775
>karkat only eats tendies
>jade grows her own food and can make dave applejuice
Just another thing she has over karkat
>>83571106
>karkat not being the supreme shef
really, dude?
>>83571137
>chef karkat
>canon
Lol
>>83571137
Oh, you're not new here at all, are you? Nice, nice.
>>83571106
There is literally nothing Karkat has over Jade
>pretending to be taking draw requests
dude you're going straight to actual biblical hell
the cosmos will actually make actual bibical hell a real place just for you
>>83571260
He has a dick
>>83571325
Jade can have a dick if she wants, checkmate
Plus her vagina is way better than any dick
>>83571161
don't talk shit about my waifu
chef Karkat is literally perfect
>>83570904
Yeah anon, post what you got.
>>83571387
too bad he isn'tcanon
>>83571390
Ok, got some options - there's a lot of pictures so I could post a selection, upload an archive somewhere, or stitch together a load of them into a bigger image. I figure since it's just for reference the last one wouldn't be a terrible option.
>>83571300
It's my own fault, really. I was never creative enough to come up with my own Land. I had five years of active fandom to do it and get it drawn in. I never came across anyone like Classpectanon who could make a Land for me until now, when all the artists are long gone.
When's the next update coming, guys? There's so much left to explore and understand, I really can't wait. These hiatuses sure are numerous.
>Chefkat
Silly anons. That shit happened pre-retcon.
The great Vriska just easily alchemized some 5-star food, while Karkat was busy sucking Dave's dick.
>>83571460
Go with what feels right - maybe post some of the best ones and stitch the rest together.
>>83571607
did aradia suck death's dick to keep her ghost on alternia
>>83571631
Death would never...
>>83567934
Seer of Doom
Anxious and easily depressed, but while having an acceptance and lack of fear of death. Morbid, "spooky". Quiet to most, with a habit of getting quite easily worked up around around close friends.
Enjoying music and other artistic pursuits despite not much knowledge or skill in them. Cosplay. Fashion. Food. Just an all around enjoyment of openness to the "finer" things in life, I guess. Also a love of "spooky" things.
>>83569790
That players can act as and use powers of the opposite title.
>>83571325
>Being gay.
>>83571325
They said advantages karkat has over her
>>83571710
Land of Mist and Cloth
Your Land is a pine forest with thin sheets of cloth like spiderwebs connecting the trees, making it into a strange series of caverns and tunnels. The land is shrouded in a dense mist that makes visibility difficult, except for your consorts, the Panthers, who are at home in the tangled land of cloth and yarn. Your quest is simply to find your Denizen: good luck.
>>83567633
The point of the trolls was to show the reader how a session of Sburb is SUPPOSED to work, since the kids were already fucking up their session but that point. Hussie ironically lost focus with them by giving them more focus past that.
>>83567934
Mage of Breath
Have trouble feeling close to things and situations in my life so i mostly don't care about anything.
I like drawing and robotics and am trying to get better at them. I've tried cooking but i suck at it. I also am interested in anything "magic" like wizards and witches even if i don't believe in them much.
>>83572025
Land of Feathers and Factories
Your land is a crisscrossing industrial nightmare, and any parkour artist's dream, smog filling the atmosphere and preventing the Hawks, your consorts, from enjoying their rad thermals. Like the Land of Tombs and Krypton, the upper atmosphere of your land is toxic except for a small hole in the air where your house is. You must ascend to the tallest tower, in the densest smog, to confront Medusa, your Denizen, and clear the smoke.
>>83567934
knight of hope
enjoys guns, making things, and adventure, though awful at making things and prone to giving up, and has never been on an actual adventure of any kind
>>83571997
not true
this is an answer to a question from before hivebent
don't forget that Hussie wasn't even sure if he would show all of the trolls, much less their session
>>83572371
>making new friends
>even after all this time, the trolls still feel like nothing more than outsiders to the group
>>83572340
i can't believe she did that with her feet of all things
>that one fic where Aradia...
>>83571997
trolls became responsible for really important things right away
they weren't a brief detour just for that
Why is she so perfect?
>>83572466
cute
>>83572354
Land of Crafts and Artisans
Your land is a mishmash of imitated lands from elsewhere in your session, as well as prospit and derse: think the amusement park version of everything. Your consorts are the Platypi, who dress up as carapacians and the other land's consorts. Your Denizen is Narcissus, who lives in a blank black and white landscape opposite of your house's location: you either must kill him or help him create someplace unique in order to make your land your own.
>>83572599
i wonder how many people have been angry about the existence of trolls for the past 6 years
>>83572648
sorry the cute was meant for the megido lisa
>>83572680
here's an aradia just for you
>>83572221
Yoo all of the fucky environment and smog make such a cool image what a fucking awesome place im gonna fucking DUNK those hawks into their thermals god damn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKgOp3Kg2wI
OH SHTI THE EPILOGUE
>>83572680
thanks, i'm glad you like it
The sound of Hussie's jaw cracking against your knuckles
>>83567934
Mage of Void
I am very introverted, not shy, and prefer to do things on my own. I am also kinda of an airhead.
I like drawing, (although i suck at it), mlp:fim, mythology and I enjoy reading a lot.
>>83572913
That's not extraterrestrial
>>83572913
do you think any of the trols will be like rose
um, guys?
i just got invited to the Hiveswap team
>w-what do i do
>>83573042
Land of Autism and Image Macros
Your journey involves seeking professional help from your Denizen.
>>83573101
Accept it, why not
>>83573106
Their Denizen is a massive horse's penis contorted into a serpentine shape and the flared head is covered in a radiant halo.
>>83573101
DO IT
(pls leak us some stuff occasionally)
(or at least give us a word or two)
(I'm on hussie-paced update withdrawal)
>>83573101
Accept it and do everything you can to make the game good. And please make sure Hussie knows how bad the ending was.
>>83572913
dear god
I just realized that their session will have geromy/oglogoth themed imps
>>83573101
ARE THEY SERIOUSLY STILL HIRING
I mean congrats BUT WOW
>>83573101
>they're still hiring people
This game just flat-out isn't going to be made.
>>83573101
DOOOO ITTTTTTT
and leak stuff
alot
everyday
and tell us if hussies okay or not
>>83568401
What was his special talent?
Being laid back?
>>83573029
>not spammed on reddit yet
>>83573101
do it and destroy Hiveswap from the inside
>>83573101
congratulations
do your best
>>83573101
do it
>>83573155
There is no way Hussie is ignorant to the backlash it has received.
End of Homestuck when?
>>83573179
>>83573189
Either they're replacing someone who left, or they're upsizing. Either way, they wouldn't be hiring if the project was dead.
>>83572913
Is there a backstory to this masterpiece?
>>83573101
Do it! We need someone to try and save it. Be our champion xamag
>>83573101
Do it! Also, congratulations
>>83573101
Make sure to leak waifu trolls
xamag sneak caliborn in. i don't know how just do it.
>>83573101
go for it mang
put in a good word for angel
and also see if you can coerce them into updating the kickstarter more often
>>83573254
hiveswap hass..... no good waifus....
>>83573265
this
>>83573290
The main character is a top tier waifu mi amigo
>>83573172
it's a shitty horrorterror so it'll probably just go "boo" a lot instead of actually being scary
>>83573290
Not true. Joey's mom is quite a looker and there's a really hot statue in one of the 2D teaser images.
>>83573101
do it
then when it all crashes and burns you can tell us what went wrong
i mean, it's cool and all but
a) the ride never fucking ends
b) i'm still passing exams and had plans for a vacation
c) am i ready for drawing backgrounds, i kinda suck at them
d) am i ready for an actual job
e) they probably won't let me leak anything, so the eternal pain of keeping my mouth shut
>>83567934
Mage of Time
Chill almost always, never get mad or worked up often, I mess with my hands ad fingers a lot.
Webcomics, video games, pokemon.
>>83573231
"cool and new web comic" fanadventure
>>83573290
>no good waifus
LMAO @ your shit taste
>>83573101
Well what's the terms? Are they paying you a salary, do you have to move out anywhere, etc?
>>83573334
this is quite the opportunity and would look good on your portfolio, so i'd still suggest not turning this down unless you really feel the demands are too high.
>>83573042
Land of Circles and Banners
Your Consorts, the Deer, live in very insular tribes along the grassy forests, and will do everything they can to be as unhelpful as possible until you make friends with them. From there, you can confront your denizen, who has enchanted the land with q constant, ceaseless thunderstorm.
>>83573334
just leak it in secret
>>83573101
draw me a Joey IMMEDIATELY
>>83573352
>"memes"
Your taste is deplorable.
>>83573334
The ride never ends, but at least you'll be a part of the ride - we're still trapped inside it. And I hate to say it, but vacations can wait and you gotta get a job someday - why not now?
And develop a secret code for us to communicate in.
>>83573101
Leak us information on Hussie, like where he is being kept and if he is fed.
>>83573352
>lol i look like a peixes but i'm not
>buy the shirt!!!!!
>hahaa menes :) troll memess... me me...
will you still defend her when (not if) she starts talking about troll pepe?
>>83573334
>b) i'm still passing exams and had plans for a vacation
unless you already bought plane tickets or something I think you should take the job
a lot of people aren't lucky to find paying work right out of college, much less a job that they have an active interest in
the vacation can always wait
>>83573101
nobody here is really qualified to offer advice on a job in the game industry
>>83573029
Is that a reference to that Act 8 flash with deformed cahracters?
>>83573357
20-25 hours per week
didn't say anything about moving anywhere
>>83573290
2nd best at memes 1st best at waifu
>>83573334
real concerns!
It definitely is "real work experience" and a job though.
>>83573344
Land of Artrocity and Decimation
Your land is metal as fuck. Blood rivers fed by bloodthunderstorms that run between valleys of bone and metal. Your Denizens, the Otters, hate you, and will insult you at every turn, but they know that to restore your land from the hellhole that your denizen, Cerberus, has turned it into, they need to help you, so it's very tenuous.
>>83573452
Ask. They're located in New York and New York is a nightmare to live in.
If it's 20-25 hours for a decent salary and you can work for home, take the FUCK out of that.
>>83573452
portfolio
>>83573459
Her design looks way more like a young Condesce than Meenah's does, and Meenah should have fucking had her design instead. Hussie blew it.
>>83573405
>>83573394
>>83573452
>Not working from Hussie's basement/sweatshop
>>83573428
i bought the tickets, although it's just for a week
i should probably ask them if they want me to drop everything and start RIGHT NOW or not
although soon after that the coolege starts again and idk what then
>>83573514
if hussie had a goddamn brain on his shoulders she would have just been the young condesce. see what alternia was like before her rule.
>Classpect survey
>I'm the only bard
HOO HOO MOTHERKEKERS
time to make everyone think some strange thoughts about the other players
>>83573514
holy shit she does, what the fuck
>>83573535
yeah they'll probably be willing to wait a week
let them know the sitch and if they still want you then go for it
What does olive pussy taste like?
>>83573535
dont let your dreams be dreams
>>83573101
Congrats man, I'd say give it a shot and try your best to make whatever part your working on as good as it can be.
>>83573607
Schrodinger's Nepeta
>>83573582
>invites destruction through heart/soul, or invites the destruction of heart/soul
sounds like a complicated romantic drama session in the making
so in other words your adventure is like act 6 ALL THE TIME
>>83573439
summon trainwiz, he knows things
>>83573334
Well if nothing else inquire about the offer, see what they want you to do then re-evaluate. Perhaps if you're not 100% on what they'd want you to do you could put forward what you are confident in. If nothing else it'd look great on your portfolio going forward.
>>83573535
DO THEY NEED AN AUDIO ENGINEER?
hey Classpectlord, i got one for ya
>bard of heart
>pessimist who creates his own problems through inactivity and stagnation
>horror movies, w33d, tabletop roleplaying games
>>83573756
Land of Mirage and Eruptions
Your land is a geyser-pockmarked badlands with plenty of hot springs... That happen to sprout a green hallucinogenic mist that both scalds the body and mind. Your Consorts, the Bison, are adapted to drink from the spring, but your Denizen, Yenaldooshi, actively conspires against you. He has no lair, instead hunting you out, while the geysers get stronger and stronger with each passing day. You have approximately one week to calm the geysers, either by beating Yenaldooshi in his game of cat and mouse and killing him, or running to find his lair that he left behind to hunt for you and stopping the eruptions from there. Otherwise, your planet, aside from your house, will implode.
>>83573756
>>83573911
haha holy shit good luck man
>>83573265
you know
if i promised you that i sneaked Caliborn in there, somewhere
and they actually released the game
and you started looking for him everywhere a la Equius' glasses in a rock
that'd be apeshit bananas
looks like i'm gonna do it after all
>>83573535
i'd be wary about taking on too much whilst you're in college
wait i just realised, isn't hiveswap gonna have the same problem as the flashes with wildly dissonant artstyles
>>83573996
holy shit please do this
>>83573996
yesss
>>83573998
working while you're in college is great, particularly if you're an artist, as long as you don't overdo it
>>83573996
>Equius' glasses in a rock
I have no idea what this is referring to
>>83574111
back when people had hope for the retcon to not be total shit, some theorized that equius was the mystery team leader and there was a rock that sort of looked like his face
>>83573998
yeah that's my main concern
but they also said we can agree on less hours per week
>>83574048
they said they'd provide the examples for the general artstyle
although yeah, it didn't help the flashes
but the art they've posted so far looks consistent to me, so who knows
>>83573911
>>83573986
alright word time to get high with some bison and die in an explosion six days later whilst tripping my melting balls off
>>83574129
That's the most pitiful and saddest thing I've ever heard.
no offense to xamag, but isn't it pretty stupid that they're hiring specifically homestuck art team people? like they could hire literally any artist to do backgrounds but they go for someone that's busy with college
>>83573996
AMAZING
>>83574192
They're familiar with the artist and have worked with them before
>>83567633
Is there a list of linked pages anywhere? I kept seeing extra space at the end of pesterlogs like on 008993 but I didn't realize that there was invisible text to highlight in it... What else was there that I missed?
>>83574192
Its easy going for people you have connections to
>>83574233
easy sure, but it's not smart
>>83574147
Well, Yenaldooshi knows where your house emerges, so if you wanna trip balls with the bison you'll need to do it on the run 8^y
How long until someone posts about Xamag on reddit? Taking bets now
>>83574250
look they're clearly desperate
>>83574129
i was actually one of the ringleaders of that theory
for me it wasn't the rock so much as when the mystery leader was being described, hussie used a lot of animal and farm puns
looking for the page now, brb
>>83574217
I don't know if there's a comprehensive list but you can try going to the Search page and searching for "http" or "mspaintadventures.com" or something
>>83574250
What do you expect of the Hussmeister?
>>83574271
would he blow up his house out of spite or just fuck him up if he's in it or is it on a platform that can move
how sad is it that all new information we're getting from hiveswap is just vague stuff from secondhand sources
>>83574326
I paid $200 for the privilege of weekly official updates
>>83574326
I'm so deeply satisfied with how poor the production of this game is going. I knew from the start it would damage the comic. I couldn't have begun to imagine just how thoroughly that would end up happening, but the only joy I can get out of this situation is how horribly its very existence continues to backfire.
>>83574326
I wonder why he doesn't even bother to update the MSPA website. There's just a fuckton of sites out there, either with info or merchandise, that just aren't linked and the burden of finding them is on you.
>>83574378
i was suspicious from the moment the kickstarter was literally the vague idea of 'a homestuck game'
like the kickstarter wasn't even called hiveswap at the time
There are 3 horse puns/gags inserted into the description of the mystery leader
>Horse Race
>Barn Burner
>Sugar Cubes
in addition
>"This hero occupied a blind spot as much to the Condesce as to my present recollection, but of this much I am sure."
which could be taken as a void character
surely i'm not nuts for thinking this was a viable thing right?
>>83574378
it's a weird mix of catharsis and also sadness. this is just pathetic at this point, honestly. the absolute bare minimum would be occasional news updates but we can't even get that.
what happened to the backer-only blog?
>>83574192
honestly i agree, they could've hired a professional artist, not a self-taught chick who specializes more on floating heads than realistic backgrounds
>>83574326
actually just finding out more about hiveswap status is worth taking this job
>>83574413
23,000 people just threw 2 million buckaroos at a wall pretty much
>>83574443
when you sign the nda make sure to use a glitter pen so its not legally binding and you can break it whenever
im a lawyer trust me this works
>>83574443
>You take the job
>first thing they say following your non-disclosure agreement is "everything's fucked"
