is there any character in the combined DC/Marvel multiverse who can defeat Sasuke Uchiha?
>>83567576
Its an interesting question, OP but can either one of them actually beat Uchiha Madura?
And I'm not talking about Edo Tensao Uchiha Mudaru. I'm not talking about Gendu Prime Tenchi Uchiha Madara either. I'm talking about Jubli Jinjirokuu Gendo Rinde Tensai Uchiha Madaru with the Eternal Mangina Shinagami and Rinnegans Dosjutsus (with the rikdo abilities and being capable of both Amaterasu and Tsukume genjatsu), equipped with his Ganpai, a perfect Susano, control of the jibblies and Gendou Maze, with Hashirame Senjo's DNA implanted in him so he has muggolo boggolu gobbolu and can perform ying yan fradda radda blibbity biggo boo kenjutsu and taichi.
>>83567602
>all those foreign words
>>83567576
>grab the hero dial
>dial N for naruto
That fat whore you call a mother, her disgusting rotten fish smell alone would subdue him. And then she rapes him. Your fat cancerous whore mother rapes Sasuke.
God, fucking kill yourself.
>>83567602
I've seen 220 episodes of Naruto, but Uchiha is only familiar word to me. I wonder if there are wise men who unironically understand this gibberish.
>>83567632
there's a much longer version. this post is a joke and by the end goes ying yan fradda radda blibbity boo but the original and extended version of this all has correct terminology
>>83567632
>I've seen 220 episodes of Naruto
>>83567659
I had original post in mind.
>>83567602
>Eternal Mangina Shinagami
Subtle, but amusing. I like that it got less and less coherent and realistic as it went, but somehow still felt entirely correct in context.
>>83567665
Seriously, though, Naruto was adequate shonen shit, albeit a bit too long, until last part of chuunin exam. Then it went bananas and filler and I seriously have no idea why anyone kept watching Shitpudden, I wanted to watch it out of perfectionism, but at one point I asked myself what the fuck I was watching and dropped it.
>>83567576
Nigga please.
That emo fuckboi got defeated by a tranny with multiple personality disorder.
Bob from HYDRA could beat him.
>>83567632
the tl;dr is he's a reality warping immortal with Yggdrasil sealed inside him
>>83567602
>Senjo's DNA implanted in him so he has muggolo boggolu gobbolu and can perform ying yan fradda radda blibbity biggo boo kenjutsu and taichi.
my sides are in orbit
Orochimaru is the greatest Karma Houdini ever; not even Doom comes close. Hell, he's a better mom than most too
>>83567622
5 star post
>>83567602
>control of the jibblies and Gendou Maze, with Hashirame Senjo's DNA implanted in him so he has muggolo boggolu gobbolu and can perform ying yan fradda radda blibbity biggo boo kenjutsu and taichi.
>>83567949
Orochimaru just...existing, and no one being able to do anything about it without instigating a war is the best part of Borto
>>83567719
What? It was adequate but went on too long until the end of the Chuunin Exam? That's the second fucking arc, how was it too long at that point?
For me Naruto got fucking retarded after Pain died, Part 1 is mostly good shonen shit, not terribly original but it has a message and sticks to it, and brings its characters through an arc. Part 2 is basically more of the same until Pain dies then Naruto's character arc is basically finished and suddenly everyone can move at light speed and fire mountain destroying laser beams. In the Pain fight Naruto still punches people, he doesn't turn into a giant holographic fox with a permanent smirk and fires edge lasers at Tree Gods.
>>83567949
I'd argue Obito the guys ninja Hitler, and he manages to end up looking like a hero and have everyone forgive him, he even ends up in heaven with his loli bride.
>>83567576
Well of course! We just need the nut eatinest, butt kickenest, boot wearingest, snarkiest, squirrel feminist this side of the multiverse!
There isn't a single straight cis white male that can beat her!
>>83568255
But he's Asian you rampant shitposter.
>>83568207
>He was the coolest guy
>>83568269
But he's the WRONG kind of Asian! He's a skin-bleaching, westernized, anime fuckboi that was clearly thought up by neckdoras.
>>83567807
Gotta admit though, Naruto has some good fucking genes if he is able to look that hot in genderbend mode.
>>83568309
he's literally the most japanese member of team seven. according to Kishimoto, Naruto is meant to be not!american while Sakura is meant to be half not!chinese
>>83568281
>What a family
>>83568309
Why the fuck do you care Hyunh? You're fucking Vietnamese! Why do you care how the Japanese look?
>>83567949
>Orochimaru and Kabuto commit countless atrocities
>Get away with everything
>Mizuki tries to steal a scroll
>Goes to prison forever
IS THIS JUSTICE?
>>83568311
>able to
he straight up spent years studying the female form to perfect the kind of women he can transform into
and once he mastered the female form he spent more years studying how to create the sexiest men
every single detail of his transformations are meticulously hand crafted
>>83568366
Didn't he break out? And have tiger powers or something?
>>83568377
that was filler
>>83568353
It gets worse, even after saying he's "sorry", he becomes the biggest deadbeat on the face of the Earth. He knocks up his wife and doesn't come back to the village or even have the decency to contact his family in any way FOR TWELVE YEARS, then leaves again.
>>83567807
>Bob from HYDRA could beat him.
Hey, don't bring Bob into this!
>>83567576
Please tell me whoever made that image was joking, it's even more pathetic than that one where Goku and Vegeta casually stroll to take out ever Marvel character ever.
>>83567602
>Eternal Mangina
>>83568385
what are they gonna do? put a demi-god on house arrest and make him pay child support?
>>83567602
This pasta gets better every time.
>>83567602
I read the second half of that post in Roberto's voice.
>HOSTAGES!
>>83567719
the animation becomes absolute garbage later on (although the naruto vs pain fight is hilarious), better off speedreading the manga an a few days
>>83568373
For Japanese standards. Those men are not very attractive.
>>83567576
This guy
>>83568385
>>83568412
I remember a vague theory going around for a while that the kid wasn't even Sakura's, and that he'd just fucked a whore and dumped the kid with her to raise and never gone back.
Is Sasuke suppose to be Japan's version of Bruce Wayne?
>>83567576
I'm going to cheat and say Batman.
>>83568491
Karen said she literally helped pull Salad out of Sakura's vagina
>>83567632
That's because you learn basically nothing in the first 220 episodes.
>>83568516
>She was lying.
>Sakura helped deliver Salad from Karen then sealed her memories of being with the sauce.
Really, that gaiden would have been so much better without that page.
>>83567576
The Flash.
>>83568595
regardless, mother/daughter team-ups are great
wish there were more of them in comics
>>83567576
>Uchiha's ocular jutsus require eye contact to work.
>>83568145
This
>>83568516
>she literally helped pull salad out of Sakura's vagina
Sounds like one hell of a party they had.
>>83568653
>i've outrun time, life, the universe, everything
>...can still breath without the concept of air
>...can still run without the concept of ground
i'm all for "fuck yeah the Flash" but that's total bullshit and doesn't even make sense with itself
should have just been "i took that nigger into the speed force. death don't exist in the speed force"
Did someone say Uchiha?
>>83567576
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
>>83568731
...someone actually tries it, by blinding themselves and using their other senses, but the Uchiha they are fighting of course has a bullshit ability that works without eye contact because reasons.
>>83568831
>>83568846
>NABURO VS WATERBOY
>>83567602
Okay, real talk. Is there anyone who can actually beat Raimundo Pedrosa in a fight?
And I'm not taking Dragon Apprentice Raimundo with the sword of storms and eye of dashi wind chi boost and the typhoon boom. I'm not even talking Wudai Raimundo with the Wudai Star Wind attack. I'm talking Shoku Raimundo with the Astro wind technique, Orion mode, wielding the blade of nebula, sun chi lantern infused with the other xiaolin warriors, Heylan Comet period, prep time with eagle scope and fountain of wui, bloodlusted via mono-yoyo and exposure to the yin-yang world, golden tiger claws, perfection via crest of the condor, and Wuya rock summons.
>>83568879
>>83568846
What could possibly be on this disc?
>>83567602
>>83568917
Hantai
>>83568145
yeah there is a big jump in power level
we start at street level and end at cosmic
i like it when making a water dragon was taking it to another level
Nice warm up posts, guys. But let's get to the main course. Is there a character that can defeat let alone TOUCH Kawaki? The guy who killed Naruto Uzumaki aka Ninja Jesus?
>>83568965
pretty sure that just Uub with a tattoo
>>83568950
A Day With Spongebob Squarepants?
>>83568653
>with only a man in bright red boots still alive to mourn it
... Damn it.
>>83567602
>control of the jibblies
no one can defeat he who controls the jibblies
>>83567807
I wish I could read a version of Naruto where Naruto was a girl and absolutely nothing else changed.
>>83569307
there's hundreds of fics like that
>>83569307
There's bound to be fanfiction of that out there, especially as Japan doesn't seem to give a shit about copyright.
>>83569333
>>83569354
But I want an illustrated version.
>>83568965
Post the edgy boruto pic
>>83567632
>I've seen 220 episodes of Naruto
irrelevant, all of it.
>>83567602
every single fucking time
>>83569333
>>83569354
but why read those when you can get things of more interesting characters?
>>83567807
>there will never be a moment more satisfying than sasuke approaching B like he's hot shit and then getting his entire fucking chest caved in.
>>83569463
there's also fics of naruko being in lesbians with hinata
I'm not going to claim that I've read all of Naruto, but nothing I saw gave me the impression that the power level was particularly high. Iron Fist could probably beat most of the characters.
>>83568479
Sai is there though, and if Ino married him he has to be attractive, so you have to be wrong.
>>83569558
kek
>Read the light novels because I'm an OCD competitionist weirdo
>Find out ninjas haven't been in charge of the world this entire time
>mfw
>>83569307
>>83569475
Beautiful. The guy pretty much killed him twice.
>>83569558
bruh
>>83569576
Again. By Japanese Standards they might be.
For anyone else, none of those men are attractive in the least.
>>83569307
Maybe a fight with Sakura over Sasuke
And Neji doesn't die so Tenten ends up with him
And Rock Lee ends up with Sakura
And Hinata stays my pure waifu forever
>>83569558
Naruto can take down moon busters
>>83569709
>And Neji doesn't die so Tenten ends up with him
Shit taste confirmed.
>>83568497
More like Japan's Anakin Skywalker, except he never gets out of the bitchy teenage phase.
>>83569630
The last couple of months of Naruto on /a/ were great weren't they?
>>83569760
Anakin is great character compared to Sasuke.
>>83569541
but i like my Naruto fiction with high impact sexual violence
that's why i choose Anko
>>83569873
why didn't you say so in the first place?
>>83569708
And who are you to say that, King Homo?
>people unironically watchs anime
>especially shouneshit
top fucking kek
>>83569999
>He thinks Shonen shit is any different than capeshit
It's the exact same thing.
Exact
Same thing.
>>83567576
Superman, just not in your fanfic. We've been through this.
>>83570018
at least they are not generally yelling their abilities with shitty accents.
>>83570064
I wonder how that started?
Yelling to activate your skills I mean. What's the reason behind it?
>>83567602
6/10 too much Italian jutsu at the end
>>83570105
It's polite
>>83570105
to make new generation go full autistic. Like the /a/ssholes in this thread
>>83570105
It probably started in tokkusatsu shows. Gotta give the crew a clear signal so that all the pyro goes off on time.
>>83570064
Better that than forced SJW shit and awful corporate enforced events like modern capeshit.
>>83570105
It's hard to say. Maybe it's because Japanese culture has a larger emphasis on specific techniques than Western does? Or maybe it just sounds cool to them. Who knows?
>>83570064
What about eastern capeshit?
>>83570160
I ain't fond of most of these either but even they are still better than muh friendship,muh gore,muh wafius sort of things. In capeshit there can be somethings like that too but Japan is at the whole new level with this shit.
>>83570266
Who is the Japanese Mark Millar or Garth Ennis?
>>83570266
Capeshit is fucking filled to the brim with muh friendship and muh gore stuff, not to mention waifus. Especially gore, since the 90's.
I mean, I read way more comics than I do manga, but manga has a ton of diversity in terms of genres, and dismissing the entire medium just because you don't like some cliches is like dismissing the entire medium of comic books because you dislike modern capeshit.
>>83570297
Miura I suppose.
>>83570313
I read some too. Naoki Urasawa's works and some of the series I can't remember name well. But I am generally speaking here. There will be always exceptions about everything. But exceptions don't change the truth.
>>83570436
Again, you could say the same of capeshit, which let's be real here, is still in a 20+ year Dark Age.
>>83570500
meh, while Japan has going full fetish there are still few cape or non-cape comics that I can enjoy.
Since this thread is full of weeabos, who is the superman of japan?
>>83569838
Hiashi was the true winner of Naruto. RIP Neji, you were the real MVP.
>>83570746
In terms of influence and being busted as fuck, probably Astroboy.
>>83569760
Then Sasuke is the Japanese Bruce Wayne
>>83570746
doraemon