When a re they going to give T'Challa a boyfriend? It's 2016!
>>83563995
When are they going to give OP a boyfriend?
Isn't he married to Storm?
He has one knocked out in his medical dungeon. Didn't you watch the end of Civil War?
>>83564009
That ended a while ago
Are they finally going to have Peter find a boyfriend/co/? It's 2016 already!>>83563995
Rumor has it Ralph will take a male partner in Wreck It Ralph 2. Finally some progress! It's 2016, FFS!
Not going to get one because he already meets his multicultural quota by being black and his actor doesn't have a huge following of rabid tumblr landwhales
Woody reveals he's half Latino in the next Toy Story, but what about Buzz? Lily white as ever. One step forward and one step back. So disappointed in Pixar.
>>83564038
Aww, but they make such a cute couple.
Time to celebrate. Several days ago, John Cassette dropped hints that the cheat remake of Snow White can be expected to have a full rainbow of dwarves this time around. Expect a black dwarf, an Asian, an Hispanic dwarf, a dwarf with albinism, two women dwarves and a dwarf with Aspergers and an occasional tremor. Good news all around, or it would be if Snow wasn't going to be the same old milk white bitch we're all tired of by now. And would. It kill them to make at least both of the female dwarves gay?
>>83563995
Fuck that guy, when are they gonna give me a boyfriend?
Did you hear that they cut Patti and Marcie's first kiss out of the Peanuts Movie? A BIG win for intolerance and homophobia. No wonder it flopped! What a shame Hollywood can't embrace diversity and preteen lesbianism. FAIL.
Honestly, comics are increasingly being made more for girls and gays, so while I know this is a bait thread it isn't that unrealistic
The straight male demo seems to be the last person comic related shit is interested in relating to
>character in story is female to male because of my cuntboy fetish
>will get praised for being progressive because tranny rights
It's nice when your fetish is seen as diversity.
When is Cars going to have a differently abled car? It's 2016! Wouldn't it be better to show that anyone can be a Cars? Maybe a car in a wheelchair, or a truck missing a wheel or something. It's 2016!
Kevin James was just signed for a sixty million dollar Ziggy movie. Why not Kevin Hart? It's 2016! Tell Hollywood we're sick of seeing Ziggy's goddamned white stupid face.
>>83564239
I really don't mind interracial dwarves could lead to high comedy
>>83564381
Honestly I'm shocked Pixar didn't think this thru as hard as you have anon
>>83564364
It's because the straight male demo isn't going to stop buying. They don't need to cater to them because they already have their money on lock. If none of the shit writing and retarded events got them to stop reading, turning everyone gay won't either.
This thread sucks anon. You suck. Stop posting and reconsider what you're doing here.
Doesn't that gay Canadian d Lister like black guys? I recall him marrying a black mirror and the media making a big shit about it.
Absolutely not. They're smart enough to know that blacks hate gays.
>>83564573
They should actually make him gay, making the most well known black superhero gay would cause a giant schism in the SJWs.
>>83564553
Mirror=n o r m i e
Fucking autocorrect
Normie normie normie input it remember it you goddamn machine
Don't mind me yelling at my tablet
>>83563995
Purrfectly good boyfriend right here
C'mon DC, isn't it about time you gave Midnighter a boyfriend? I mean, it's 2016! We need to make some progress here!
>>83564686
What's that from and where can I find a million yaoi of him for my friend's purely science reasons of course.
>>83564734
http://miraculousladybug.wikia.com/wiki/Adrien_Agreste
>>83564686
Who's on top?
Or they just try every position imaginable cause they got wicked agility?
>>83564078
That's cool as long as it's Zangief
>>83564381
I'm pretty sure Mater is differently abled.
>>83564239
>both of the female dwarves gay?
But isent that just avoiding straight women
>>83564607
Inviting schisms does seem like the best way to stop the threat
>>83563995
>Implying yaoi fangirls and brownie points activists care about black characters
There's a reason Tony is shipped with everyone but Rhodes first.
>>83564723
God that Valentine's day special was so fucking crap in almost every way
>>83563995
No but they will give him a white girlfriend.
>>83564239
This seems like it would be a horrific idea and bound to backfire given that the dwarves personalities.
What happens if they make Sleepy latino, or Grumpy black? And god knows nobody's going to be happy if they end up as Dopey.
>>83563995
Who would be his bf? Falcon?
>>83564009
Fucking Disgusting that they made storm a nigger fucker
>>83564239
Dopey already has aspergers
>>83564178
No they really didn't
>>83564178
go to bed cartman
>>83568306
No it would have to be interracial.Loki maybe?
>>83563995
Bucky or Steve?
>>83568312
2 edgy and uninformed 5me
>>83564132
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>>83564573
When will Summer end?
Is homosexuality legal in Wakanda?
>>83568410
Fuck You storm only dates white guys like Logan or chink girls like lady death strike. Fucking black panther totally has aids or the herp because 48% of black American women have herpies and it has to be somewhere in the 80s or higher in Africa. Same with aids, pretty much every case of hiv is Africans or fags
>>83568493
Wakanda had the cure for homosexuality decades ago
>>83568580
It is such fucking Bullshit that Obama is wasting money on smart gun research when it is a failed tech that no one wants when we could be curing homosexuality. We already know pre-natal testosterone levels play a huge part, if we actually fucking funded it we could cure LGBT within a decade
>>83564078
It's gonna be Satan, right?
They already showed some chemistry on screen.
>>83568646
/pol/ you already have your board, why come here just to shitpost?
>>83568682
Homosexuality is a legitimate disorder that we can cure in our lifetimes if we wanted to.
Smart guns are are failed tech that literally no one wants to buy. And are being used to give a defacto handgun ban to new Jersey
I'd rather they have T'Challa's OC son who's gay and Walton Goggins as a villain, so they can recreate that one scene from The Shield.
>>83568325
This thread is shit and you should feel bad.
>>83563995
He's already got a perfectly good boytoy in his freezer
Strip.
Or you will be stripped.