Pearl Zabi Edition
Previous: >>83557350
>Summer of Steven coming “soon,” originally announced as June to August
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/03/30/steven-universe-uncle-grandpa-renewed-season-5-cartoon-network
https://youtu.be/NHqjV2xVKoA
https://youtu.be/KNrztTcRh9o
>Zap2it says no new episodes between now and June 16
http://tvlistings.zap2it.com/tvlistings/ZCSGrid.do?stnNum=12131
>misseps leak thread
https://kat.cr/community/show/cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>International airing schedule
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10rES5UnAbQ0LOmBDYZ7nsDeFDySn90FvFjrxRpNBkX0
>New episode megas
S03E05 Hit the Diamond: https://mega.nz/#F!FgQDwbYI!2Pl0trcDopJvRUTdcRH2Rg
S03E06 Steven Floats: https://mega.nz/#F!ghAAhYLY!gD739WI7J7800se3GDz9IQ
>Episode downloads for Seasons 1 to 3, plus comics and shorts
720p: https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA
>Soundtrack downloads
Show: https://mega.nz/#F!B08nQa7J!6fgyt03NAU0AdSlD0wf_Qw
Attack the Light: https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to the soundtrack
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>/sug/ flockdraw
http://skycow.us/r/su
>Archived threads
https://desustorage.org/co/search/subject/sug/
1st for believing.
I prefer older steven
Young Steven a shit
Start the thread like you mean it.
Bi-Daily reminder that Blue Diamond has 4 Arms
FOUR!!! ARMS!!!FOUR ARMS
>if you don't belong to someone than what are you for?
Lady of the sea
Looking down on me
Gotta really wonder
if she's out of her tree
Alright /sug/, drop everything you wanted to post and let's talk about these cuties.
Its a bit early
I will post, but with trepidation
Lady of the sea, happy as can be
Can't help but wonder if she'd be happier with meI missed the last thread, sorry, not feeling too good
>>83563446
rollinggg
>>83563456
"Exterminating."
>>83563446
Pls be bronze
This is the mom gem.
>>83563456
She was right you know.
>>83563467
It's late night baby, we can bend the rules a little.
>>83563446
yah
Why are you staying awake late, /sug/?
I'm doing a damn paperwork and getting ready some documentation.
>>83563468
It's your punishment from God.
>>83563409
the issue with /trash/ is that I cannot obsessive-compulsively download the archived threads that I missed while i was afk
>>83563390
This is the last frame of Jasper's face we have ever seen.
Lapis is illiterate
>>83563519
You actually download previous /sug/ threads and save them?
>>83563512
20 page research paper baby
>>83563519
yep. /trash/ threads last longer though.
>You arrive in the country of opportunity
>Finally after 12 fucking hours you are in New York City
>TSA stops you and commands that they seize your suitcase
>You are scared and close to dropping your spaghetti, so you let them take it. It's just clothes anyways
>They open it
>See this
How do you respond?
>>83563512
It's 9.21 AM.
>>83563512
Im practicing drawing and feeling uncomfortable because i went on a long bike ride and came back to find the hot water turned off so I cant wash the smell and dried sweat off me
Is Steven left-handed or ambidextrous?
>>83563539
>It's just a rock I swear.
>>83563530
No, she read peridot's card in barn mates.
>>83563521
She could have a moustache now for all we know.
>>83563530
>TFW Gems can readily read any written language as a matter of course
>>83563491
She hasn't said anything wrong.
Rose did a lousy job.
>>83563512
I'm in college, it's summer, and any plans that involve me being productive fell through.
>>83563512
Im just a filthy neet
>>83563560
He's retarded
>>83563533
Download them, keep all non-duplicate images
Good morning euro/sug/, and good evening to my bros across the pond. I hope you have a great day or restful sleeps, depending on where you are and what you're doing.
>>83563558
Just take a cold shower. You can do it if you stay under the water for only a few seconds at a time.
>>83563512
>wasting time with sleeping
>>83563560
Ambidextrous. Apparently, anyway.
>>83563607
Then why you doesn't use Desustorage to see the past threads?
>>83563580
The lack of reveals about rose with ever increasing consequences of her actions the more incomprehensible her character becomes.
Theories on what the episodes are going to be about?
>>83563650
Other than playing the Ukulele right-handed, when else has he displayed right-handedness? He played the guitar left-handed in The Message.
>>83563644
God damn, some gem things are quite enviable. Like not sleeping, or eating and stuff.
>>83563512
Overwatch and learning to code Java
But mostly overwatch
>>83563670
Drop Beat Dad will be about Marty coming back into town and finding out that everyone hates him except Sour Cream. Sour Cream will try to reconnect with him until he realizes how much of a douche Marty actually is. It will ultimately strengthen the bond between Sour Cream and Yellowtail.
>>83563446
Gib
>>83563697
pajeet?
>>83563698
I actually want this to happen. Would be a good episode for a townie one.
>>83563698
It will be like that one episode of Fresh Prince.
You know which one.
>>83563512
To call myself a loser NEET internally while playing overwatch.
>>83563670
>mfw people don't know that Kiki's pizza delivery service will be about Steven helping a witch take pizzas around beach city.
>>83563737
I was never sure how to feel about that movie. Sure it's cute and comfy, but it never really goes anywhere.
>>83563658
I'm entirely too lazy write code that downloads from desu
>>83563782
Didn't she hook up with Waldo at the end?
>>83563512
justlion aroundin bed with my cat, checking my favorite thread while I wait for her to settle down so i can get to sleep.
>>83563512
working on some renders
>>83563737
>>83563782
Man i watched that shit when i was like five and i dont remember a godamn thing about it.
I know there was a black cat
And there was a scene with a train in the country side. I think at night?
>>83563512
I want to finish things I put off for awhile now.
>>83563737
>witch
So, Lapis now works at Fish Stew Pizza, huh?
>>83563670
they are all townie episodes. dont letsucrose sucrose sucrosefool you
>>83563731
>You know which one.
No I don't, I never watched Fresh Prince of Bel Air
>>83563782
It was a movie about finding your place in the world
I can see how you wouldnt relate
>>83563390
>best girl is a zeek
i dont know how to react are all gems spacenoids?
>>83563737
>made a weapon in blender for a game i play
>cannot into texturing
>it looks like shit
>>83563782
That's kind of studio ghibli's MO
They have never been very good at plot progression or leading up to or executing the climax of their movies outside of a few like mononoke and spirited away.
>>83563446
Good morning, /sug/! Here I go!
>>83563446
Gimme them sweet lilac pits
Post lewds I guess.
>>83563848
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSKyaXkzVvc
>>83563446
rollin bb
>>83563898
Go to trash for that
>>83563882
Thats pretty rad, Peridots totally noodle and not murdoc though
>>83563898
Too big.
>>83563898
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K97Mp9w4LFQ
TENRYYYYYUUUUJIN!
>>83563446
ROLL EM
>>83563512
Wife was talking shit, so I'm not sleeping next to her. Also I'm just now taking a break from an angry cleaning frenzy, so she keeps waking up and bitching some more.
>>83563468
>being up this late just to post lady of the sea
Fampai have a blanket and just relax
It's time forlion aroundand sleep
>>83563512
planning dnd map tiles and story on tabletop simulator
>>83563938
rape her
>>83563857
The Crystal Gems are spacenoids, Homeworld gems are still Federation.
>>83563898
>>83563898
Sorry if this is too lewd for a blue board but I have to post it. Its just too hot not to
>>83563950
If i didnt know any better id think you were a friend of mine.
Seriously though
>playing on tabletop sim when roll20 exists
>>83563990
she's hot
>>83563539
>What the hell
>Obviously get taken in regardless so just give in to that
>Glare angrily at Poil and ask her to explain herself
>If she has no idea the best course of action is to tell her to do whatever she wants
>yfw she only wants to get back to Steven
>she breaks out and runs away, I'm stuck there but eventually they realize that I had no idea and she legit snuck in my bag
>I end up on watchlist but it's her problem now
oh shit wat up
>tfw you will never snuggle with a giant woman
>>83563992
does one of your friends play warthunder and asks his other friends to watch SU constantly?
that's basically me
>>83563512
Finishing an essay on esports due in 7 hoursand I have to sleep at some point and then get up and drive and do the final essay as a reflection of my own writing. Pic is my progress so far
>>83563512
Because confronting the idea of sleep is an existential terror for me unless I'm so tired that I just pass out instantly.
>>83563446
rollan
>>83564041
No, hes british and constantly busy which makes it really hard to organize things with him.
He just recently invited me to a D&D game he was setting up which is why i mentioned it.
>>83564045
>kappa
I want to hurt you
>>83564049
>routinely falling unconscious and hallucinating vividly for 8 hours isnt normal for you
>>83563859
What game?
>>83564075
Who fang gang here?
>>83564075
Steam and League are open and it's about esports
What did you expect anon
>>83564088
It's more the idea of having to end the day when the day already feels like it breezed by me in a couple of hours. I'm not ready to stop enjoying myself. Time passes too quickly.
>>83563512
Pepperoni pizza, Jason Takes Manhatten, and Dead By Daylight.
>>83563414
BELIVE IN STEVEN
>>83564094
Mountain blade.
Warsword mod. Supposed to be a nurgle mace.
>>83563512
because the longer i can put off tomorrow the better.
That was close
So what do you guys think the "Crystal Heart" in the Temple really is? Some kind of generator? It feels out-of-place now, somehow.
>>83563512
I sleep in the day now.
>>83563446
Rollan
STAND AND STARE
>>83564098
>the gems will never hide their fangs in shame around them
>you will never get them to be more comfortable with showing them through constant encouragement and assurance that you love their adorable fangs
>>83564134
Pearl is a doofus
>>83564102
To control your autism and report on better games.
>>83564138
The whole temple is weird. Did the Crystal Gems build it themselves? Was it originally a Homeworld base?
>>83563446
GOD LEFT ME UNFINISHED (roll)
>>83563390
CHAR! CHAR! CHAR!
Episode of the gems getting forced to get regular jobs when?
>>83564138
It's probably a thing of some sort. Possibly an object or artifact of some kind.
>>83564159
Gotta be about issues m9
I'm doing should these be considered sports or not
>>83563512
Insomnia b/c of late-nite vidya binges
>mfw I want to stay up all night to reset my internal clock but end up crashing at around 7
>blue diamond shows up
>garnet tries to sing stronger than you
>BD just beats the shit out of her
Would you rike it?
>>83564176
>removing the he's a nigger
SOILED IT
>>83563414
BELIEVE IN STEVEN
>>83563446
How much you wanna bet I'll get OP pearl again!
>>83564162
>Homeworld base
>It depicts a giant fusion
What do you think genius?
>>83563512
I'm European.
>>83563446
give pls
>>83564181
I find the easiest way to convince normies vidya can be sports is to point at the prize pools
Which means you should be looking at dota. Last years prize was like 20 million or something.
>>83563588
No he isn't.
Is there any more of stuff like this?
>>83563560
All the Gems have been shown to be ambidextrous (or at least Amethyst, Garnet, and Pearl). Steven is half-Gem, but he's also half-Human, so you could assume that he's ambidextrous too.
>>83564195
Meh, BD doesn't strike me as a fighter so much as a manipulator
>>83564195
I don't think Garnet would try to take on Blue Diamond on her own.
>inb4 she's never alone
It just sounds like silly edgy stuff to me.
>>83563670
>Too Short to Ride
Gotta be about either Steven or Peridot trying to shapeshift/fuseor Peri finding replacement paint cans to stand on
>>83564234
gemshipartwork.tumblr.com
ponniehaven.tumblr.com
Knock yourself out.
>>83564234
Yeah but do you really want to see it?
>>83564245
Interesting to note that her gem is on her chest, though. So far gems with their gems on thier chest seem to be more impulsive.
Then again she was quick to charge with the death penalty, but still.
>>83563670
Ugh...new episode announcements and synopsises when?
I'm so tired of waiting
>>83564273
Never, we hiatus mode now! Mods are gonna shut us down any second.
KILL YOURSELF, CONNIE!
NOBODY EVEN LIKES YOU!
>>83564287
>>83564287
>>83563670
Still holding out hope that Greg the Babysitter is a flashback episode about Greg and the gems watching little Sour Cream for Vidalia, with the gems being completely inept at keeping him happy/entertained and ultimately leading to Rose wanting a child of her own.
>>83563827
>sucrose sucrose sucrose
Anon, she's not Beetlejuice.
It's not like you can just say her name three times, like Beetlejuice, and have her appear suddenly.
Beetlejews_
>>83564287
BETTER YET, I'LL DO EVERYONE A FAVOR AND DO IT MYSELF
The question is is someone ever going to attempt to summon Perixodia the Forbidden One again
>>83564330
I would, but I lost the cards
And I don't wanna get b&
>>83564316
>>83564268
>gem fucks up a prophecy that would have ended the rebellion that lost them a viable colony
>the death penalty is not deserved on a low level grunt that can be replaced in 5 seconds
>>83564330
>furry shitting in a subway
>peridot with a donger
there not really comparable 2bh
>>83564330
That`s impossible. Someone threw the pieces into an ocean.
>>83564268
Because she fused with a subgem
>>83564299
Someone post the "suck it Connie" edit.
>>83564352
Why are fangs so cute?
>>83564205
>>83563446
Hahaha , it's like lest time , and so like before , And this... Is... to go... EVEN FURTHER BEYOND!
>>83564338
Oh well.
Now if only I could get my Weiss Schwarz deck maker to stop giving me missing file errors when I go to save.
>>83564400
I AM GOD , can't believe this, I did the same thing yesterday ,kek!
>>83564385
http://pastebin.com/qSU3PJVB
>>83564400
Is that it? Pathetic.
>>83563446
Here we go
>>83564444
Deathquads have spoken.
We getting trashed tomorrow lads?
>>83564444
>THOSE QUADS
CAN SUPER SAYAIN STEVEN EVER RECOVER
>>83564400
>>83564501
>"Nobody is liking this plan"
I'm liking this plan
>>83563512
Was working on some writing. You ever try to come up with a story and end up having too many ideas, and inevitably you like all of them, so you want to try and cram them all in there, but of course you realize that you have to fucking pick one and stick to it? I think I finally managed to narrow it down to the stuff that I'd actually like to do. .... Until I end up wanting to change it to something else because my fickle ass can't commit to anything.
>>83563414
BELIEVE IN STEVEN
>blue pearl
>lapis
>both barefoot
Does Blue Diamond have a foot fetish?
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GILU1o1.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
Who in Beach City can handle the most FUNK?
>>83563670
>Restaurant Wars
>Kiki's Delivery Service
These two episodes are related. Calling it now.
>>83564501
Garnet is a voyeur fusion slut.
Do you like hugs, /sug/?
>>83563670
>>83564560
>Restaurant Wars
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2TV4lupHME
Hey /sug/!http://beta.deadbydaylight.com/
Hope you guys get a key!Love you.
>>83564578
>tfw 22 year old hugless virgin
I know Pearls pain
>>83564557
esteban master of the funky flow
>>83564588
Kiki decides to create her own business after the family crisis from the last episode. Lapis joins her
>>83564578
No but I love doubles
>>83564590
"EVIL STRIKES WHEN THE CLOCK STRIKES 6 IN THE EVENING"
Cool, when's that?
>>83564598
>hugless
Man you really fucked up. Did you even talk to girls?
>>83564555
sapphire was so tired of BD staring at her feet that she started to wear a long dress (shoes aren't allowed)
>>83564138The crystal heart is SCP-2932-2.http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2932
>>83564598
Maybe you should be an alpha who gets dubs like me
>>83564616
The fuck? It doesn't say that for me.
>>83563560
has he only used his shield on one particular arm? typically when someone is holding a shield, it's on the "non-favorite" arm.
>>83564623
Do you mean on my own? No, I was always just "the friend of a friend" when it came to women.
Would you a fat Lapis (Fapis)?
>>83564645
Except he only has his shield and nothing else. He usually holds his shield with his left arm.
>>83564644
>>83563414
BELIEVE IN STEVEN
>>83564651
Shit son, its not hard. If you were a friend of a friend then you had some common ground to share a friend
Girls hug shit all the time
>>83564652
I'd fap to Lapis but that's about it
>>83564694
>Girls hug shit all the time
I can confirm this, I was (still am) a fat piece of shit and girls still hugged me, even though it was completely platonic.
>>83564694
But anon, I haven't had a single friend in 4 years since I graduated high schoolYou people are my only friends now
>>83564590
Isn't this game made by the same guys who did Payday?
>>83564738
Same publisher, yes.
>>83564712
Thats because fatties are awesome to hug so long as they dont smell like shit and arent sweaty
Hugging tall people is awesome too but im 6';1 which means that shit almost never happens
>>83564718
You missed your chance. Adulthood is friendless.
>>83564753
>Adulthood is friendless.
Too true.
>>83564751
Starbreeze. I know they're Swedish, but I'm not sure if they mean "six in the evening" in Sweden or in America. If they mean Sweden, that's in 7 hours 10 minutes.
>HA BLOO HOO HOO I'M SOOOOO RONREYYY HA BLOO HOO HOO
YEP. Sure is a lot of Steven Universe discussion going on in this thread.
This is why you all deserve to die.
Is desustorage down for anyone else?
>>83564796
Show me your hidden, fourth, brown eye between your buttcheeks, Garnet
>>83564699
>sullying the purity of Steven Universe with your filthy, friction-y human lust
YOU FIEND
>>83564796
Why don't you contribute something instead of just complaining?
>>83564796
Garnet, youre literally fucking right now. You dont understand.
>>83564808
I just don't wanna give any crazy chicks, like Lapis the d.
>>83564652
Is she retaining water?
>>83564598
Try 26.
Your next four years aren't going to get any better at this rate. Several suicide attempts, overdosing and alcohol, having an existential crisis every hour, being an overall failure of a human being in many aspects, and so on. I deserve no sympathy nor pity, because I brought this all onto myself, and I only deserve this fate.
At least I'm here. On /sug/. In the middle of another hiatus.
I'm just going to slip quietly back into the shadows now and see what I can jack off to in this time in today's /sug/. It's either this or forcing myself to sleep earlier than 7:00AM.
Here's a cute picture though! Steven and Pearl being cute together is always the best.
>>83564699
>>83564808
Now that I think about it, I haven't even touched myself to Steven Universeyet
>>83564433
I don't know if it was the spit or the fact that these characters are still underaged, but reading that made me feel really weird.
>>83564808
I never did and I don't have any plans to. I like the show too much.
>>83564851
I feel alone in that i just dont find the gems sexually attractive.
I mean i fapped to that that one doxy comic but that was before i actualled watched the show. Probably helped that it hit like 90% of my fetishes
>>83564851
I beat it to Leggy a day before it was revealed that she was a one day-old gem
Sardonyx has really loud orgasms
>>83564868
They aren't underage in the story though. I don't think.
>>83564842
It feels like everyone on /sug/ is a depressed 20 something loser who is using the show as a form of escape
>>83564851
I don't know how anyone can. Every character is too cute for sexual. It's like whacking off to a box of kittens; I know there are people who do it but I can't understand why.
>>83564890
>I just don't find gems sexually attractive
>>83564902
Why wouldn't they be? The story implies that they barely even kiss, so they probably still are underage.
>>83564929
gems are for hugging
>>83564912
yeah
su and vidya are all I really have to try and distract myself from wanting to kill myself
I've been trying to draw more recently at least but honestly it's still not very healthy for me to be living like I am
>>83564890
>I feel alone in that i just dont find the gems sexually attractive.
I can't jerk it to works I legitimately care about. The instant I get emotionally attached, any thought of sexualizing those characters becomes abhorrent to me.
>>83563467
This scene seems familiar, I'm sure it was from an anime.
>>83564912
You just described every adult fan of the show
>>83564932
Believe whatever you want to believe, anon. But with that level of intimacy I'm going to assume young adults.
>>83564929
I mean i find them attractive but the porn just doesnt do it for me.
I want to kiss pearl on her gem and cuddle next to her with a book under the covers on a cold winters night
Not pump her blue pussy full of baby batter
>>83564912
>>83564957
What if im a 20 something loser thats NOT depressed?
>>83564912
I'm 19, have a decent-paying job and have money saved up from past "gigs"
I love this show, but no I don't need an escape, thankfully
>>83564948
I hope that doesn't apply to real world?
>>83564948
That's strange, because emotional attachment to works is what sparks and supplements my desire to jerk off to the characters in them. I can't really get off to a character I'm unfamiliar with, if I know it's a character From Something.
>>83564965
I guess I'm using the term "depressed" pretty loosely. I don't mean diagnosed with depression, I mean just being down/sad more frequently than the average person would be.
>>83564890
>chin line disappears and reappears
>nose gets bigger for no reason
>minimal head movement implies Pearl has Parkinson's disease
>12 frames of sloppy inconsistent lifeless anim total
Why is outsourced shit like this allowed and accepted as the norm for cartoons in the USA? We used to have some of the best animated cartoons in the world.
>>83564842
>>83564598
>mfw im 21
Found my future.I need to meet with a friend after finals are over. I need to sort things out with her, she's too dang inspiring and it's like I can't function without her presence and I need to break free of that. It's probably going to go bad. Or that's just anxiety talking.
Either way, I'm waiting until after commencement stuff to talk to her, I don't want to get in her way...
>>83564983
Then using your loose terms im a 20 something loser whos still not depressed.
So like, there has to be some kind of SCP-esque organization on SU's Earth, right?
If so though, they're completely useless. Fuckers didn't do shit when the hand ship showed up.
>>83564912
You've just described the entire demographic of /co/.
>>83564948
I'm exactly like that too.
>>83564987
At least its not anime tier. I literally cant watch anime because its too jarring.
>>83564912
>form of escape
Isn't that anything, anyone does?
>>83564890
Never fapped to the gems for about 5 months into liking this show, until I was forced into /trash/ and discovering all the porn art.
>>83563446
Rolling
Caption this
>>83564890
In the same boat as you.
As much as I've seen fetish works of the gems, I can't really jack off to them. Too emotionally invested or whatever, but it just doesn't sit right.
Good to know I'm not the only one.
>>83564590
wanna give me a hand to get the code?http://beta.deadbydaylight.com/saveme/02f997ae0a93ac475463d2f5dc7ada8b
How tired/hungry is Steven right now?
>saved the world from the Cluster
>up all night with Lapis
>spend hours more trying to get Lapis and Peri to get along
>followed by a fucking baseball game
>>83564842
wow that sucks
I'll have to try and make my next suicide attempt not an attempt
>>83565023
It's getting to the point that I want to open an animation studio to bring back Disney-quality cartoons and animated features. Currently Disney only produces CGI garbage after liquidating their traditional animation studios.
It's time to make animation great again.
>>83565051
I don't understand this people
This is like opposite of reality
>>83564912
Honestly that describes well over half of 4chan in general
>>83565052
Sure thing mate!
>>83565049
>"alright dad I'm taking the shirt off, but I don't kn-why are you looking at me like that?"
>>83565049
>when people think Steven doesn't count as a Gem
>>83565072
cheersGravelyDesu
