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Previous edition >>83546116
>Summer of Steven coming “soon,” originally announced as June to August
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/03/30/steven-universe-uncle-grandpa-renewed-season-5-cartoon-network
https://youtu.be/NHqjV2xVKoA [Embed]
https://youtu.be/KNrztTcRh9o [Embed]
>Zap2it says no new episodes between now and June 16
http://tvlistings.zap2it.com/tvlistings/ZCSGrid.do?stnNum=12131
>misseps leak thread
https://kat.cr/community/show/cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>International airing schedule
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10rES5UnAbQ0LOmBDYZ7nsDeFDySn90FvFjrxRpNBkX0
>New episode megas
S03E05 Hit the Diamond: https://mega.nz/#F!FgQDwbYI!2Pl0trcDopJvRUTdcRH2Rg
S03E06 Steven Floats: https://mega.nz/#F!ghAAhYLY!gD739WI7J7800se3GDz9IQ
>Episode downloads for Seasons 1 to 3, plus comics and shorts
720p: https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA
>Soundtrack downloads
Show: https://mega.nz/#F!B08nQa7J!6fgyt03NAU0AdSlD0wf_Qw
Attack the Light: https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to the soundtrack
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>/sug/ flockdraw
http://skycow.us/r/su
>Archived threads
https://desustorage.org/co/search/subject/sug/
Last chance ta PLACE YA BETS! Keep up the good work /sug/!
http://www.strawpoll.me/10413492
Here we go.
bob best human but lapis shit gem
>>83552274
We're back, baby!
the poster below me needs to fucking kill themselves
THIS IS MY WIFE HERE IS MY WIFE I LOVE HER SO MUCH I WANT TO CRY
This is the blue gem
GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS
>>83552319
wow well done
couldn't agree more
Wow! What is the was of that now we can all hear for the thread please?
>>83552319
Lapisfags in general do need to die off and go to hell with Peridotfags.
>>83552351
Party time?
>this thread
>>83552351
ugh no, those are terrible, literally make any attempt at discuss impossible
just fills the thread with people spamming random words
Post desktops
>>83552351
Time for me to put my tripcode on properly, lol.
You know the rules! Zero or dubs/trips/etc. decides! First word.
>>83552351
Well gods speed anon , I'm going to bed ,I hope this is gonna be the best one yet !!
>>83552376
>>83552274
Fuck, I may have to step up to the plate and make a Jasper thread myself next time
#justice4jasper
#juiceboxes4jasper
>>83552339
I think I like the blue gem
Lady of the sea, happy as can be
Can't help but wonder if she'd be happier with me
>>83552384
jerkingly
>>83552319
Fucking psychic
How do you do it
>>83552379
>>83552384
Eh, these were fun the first few times but now it's just a random pot shot for some random post with zeros or dubs to get in that just fuck up the lib..
>>83552339
I gotta agree on this one.
>>83552361
Jonathan is second best JoJoafter Joseph
>>83552384
excruciatingly
>>83552361
spoken like a true jasperfag
This webm is proof that DBZ stole fusion from Steven Universe.
>>83552384
Running
“They are rage, brutal, without mercy. But you. You will be worse."
"Rip and Tear, Lapis, until it is done"
>>83552406
I like you anon
>>83552318
>>83552406
hmm how is it that these two happened to leave and come back around the same time?
regardless, welcome back you guys!
>>83552411
>>83552426
This'll probably be the last one for a while
>>83552361
I want /jojo/ tostay
>>83552420
you can have fun, without doing something that will derail the entire thread
>>83552523
Horny
>>83552523
sticky
>>83552384
erotically
>>83552448
>joseph
i think you typed Johnny wrong
>>83552381
No cleaning
>>83552523
Fucking
>>83552523
Wangus
>>83552523
hot
>>83552507
How is the new Doom, by the way?
>>83552514
I like you too
What will Lapis and Peridot's rooms in the Temple look like?
Where will they put the stars?
When is everyone gonna play Steven Tag together?
Posting best Bob
>>83552381
>>83552566
>macfags
shameful, really
>>83552583
It's fucking amazing. That game's marketing has been a detriment to it. I have not played such a fun shooter in a long time.
>>83552608
WOMP WOMP
>>83552595
i want new intro for fucks sake please
>>83552637
rough
>>83552637
Bouncy
>>83552637
moist
>>83552595
Peridot and Lapis are not members of the Crystal Gem
Only because someone is friend with Steven doesn't mean it becomes a member
/sug/, what would you do to be with your gem-fu? How far would you go? How much suffering would you endure just to be able to hug the colorful lesbian space rock of your dreams?
>>83552608
which gem has best booty?
>you will never nuzzle all your sorrow's away on Jasper's orange buns
>>83552637
thirsty
>>83552669
Peridot is literally the new leader of the CG and Lapis just has to stop being tsudere about it
>>83552381
I'll get to it.
Eventually.
>>83552613
Hackintosh - jokes on you fag
>>83552669
I mean Peridot is clearly a member, both she has admitted to being one and the Crystal Gems have agreed that she is one
Lapis will still take some time but she will get there
>try drawing my idea of what a pearl-peridot fusion would look like
>remember how other generals have reacted to my attempts at fan art
>crumple it up and throw it in the trash
>>83552595
>he thinks they're going to live in the temple after all of this copious roommate exposition
Get REAL
>>83552672
I would die for her, no amount of pain can stop me from loving her
>>83552672
I'd do anything anon
>>83552637
Raping
>>83552637
Super
>>83552381
>>83552672
I dunno. I'd probably see if there was an offer on the table before I started to do anything painful.
I am already trying to get strong in the real way, though.
>>83552756
body
>>83552381
>>83552756
Horse
>>83552720
We definitely would have.
Don't let some stingy assholes get you down. I can guarantee you'd get a rise out if this place any way you slice it
>>83552720
It's better there.
>>83552674
Peridot
>>83552756
Ian's big black cock
>>83552595
We don't know if they even could form their own rooms, we barely know how the temple works. I sure don't want them to stay in the fucking barn forever though.
>>83552756
Tit
>>83552738
how would they not still be roommates if they lived in the temple?
>copious roommate exposition
Steven mentioned it like once
>>83552756
Strap-on dildo.
New MBP no bully
>>83552756
Murdercock
>>83552672
I would get out of bed (no earlier than 9am), and I would drive to wherever she's at. But not too far, 15 minutes away, max. I got stuff to do.
>>83552799
Gaybarn is for Homeworld gems
Temple is for good gems
>>83552799
they can definitely form new rooms, they made that entire obstacle course for Steven in The Test, inside of the temple
>>83552756
Gem tentacle dick
>post yfw the end of pearl's flashback episode is the scene from "rose's scabbard"
>>83552802
>what is the entirety of barn mates
>>83552756
Road-rolla!!!!
Hey guys, does anyone know how to make gifs with sound? im pretty sure ive seen some before. ive got some pretty funny gifs and id like to add some sound effects to make them even funnier! im sure theyd get posted a lot!
>>83552812
It's about time Zuke.
>>83552868
Horse
>>83552868
Cunt
>>83552759
how many friends do you have anon?
>>83552813
Did someone say Murdercock?!
>>83552868
brown eye
>>83552756
Peridot Futa dick
>>83552868
Cleavage.
>>83552863
MFW
>>83552868
Ian's huge, Jew filling, cock
>>83552868
metapod
>>83552904
AAAAAAAAH
You people also need to keep in mind that lapis/peridot/Jasper's VAs show up in the pics at the recording studio 80-90% less than than the OG CGs and Steven
>>83552406
This is now a happy Lappy thread
Post happy Lappy or bad luck will befall you
>>83552928
>>83552799
>Happy Jasper
IS THIS TOO MUCH TO ASK?
>>83552876
those are webms anon. dunno how to do it though
>>83552876
I can tell from this post you're pretty new and young, possibly female, probably on the spectrum
You should go, you have better things to do with your life than waste the afternoons and evenings of your best years here.
>>83552868
Heckler and Koch Mk. 23
>>83552922
Meant for >>83552899
>>83552923
Those three are literally in the studio all the fucking time.
>>83552928
how about sexually harassed Lapis instead?
>>83552928
I do to need luck, just pearl
>>83552868
Dildo Shaped Like Pearl
>>83552868
murdercock
>>83552928
i only have episode screencaps in my folder
needless to say this is an impossible feat
>>83552967
Nopeeee
9/10 the HW trios are NOT there
Especially Jasper's VA, there are literally only 2 pics
>>83552979
Draw that drawfags
Draw stevonnie using it
>>83552928
I don't get what's attractive about leopard print on anything
>>83552868
finger
>>83552970
Your luck will be slightly above average
>>83552928
>>83552970
as long as it makes her happy
>>83552868
A Bible
>>83552868
Murdercock horse
A murderhorse
>>83553003
r u even TRYING
F A M
These are the barn gems
>>83552564
Johnny is SBR, right? He's amazing too but hes actually just Jonathan anyway because Made In Heaven made even less sense than part 5
>>83552868
Dick
>>83552381
>>83553040
>Murdercock horse
>not Murderhorsecock
/sug/, describe future fusions you want to see
>name
>components
>physical description
>weapon
>powers
>>83552928
I can't risk it
>>83553071
Barn Clods, is there official team name actually
The most recent episodes were SEVERELY lacking in Poil!
Gotta have mo' Poil!
>>83553016
eh.
Post GOAT fanartNot Steven Jr.
>>83553126
Ame and Pearl have been shafted the most lately
>>83553094
Rainbow Quartz
So pearl haves an emotional breakdown
>>83553126
Don't worry I'm sure we'll have a million episodes about Pearl's fat dead not-wife before we get anything on Amy.
>>83553126
we better write a letter to becky to include at least 50% more poil
>>83553151
Hopefully Peri and Lapis taking a backseat will result in MORE POIL
>>83553174
Good! Fuck Amy! Fuck her right in her dumb fatrolls!
>>83552868
Perifag
>>83552448
Johnathan is like fourth best JoJo, after Joseph, Jotaro, and Giorno
>>83552564
The cripple is even father down
>>83553094
I want to see a fusion with a polearm of some sort.
Say Jasper and...Amethyst?
>>83553135
Is this promo art by Zack Snyder
>>83553135
Blush makes some of the cutest fanart ever
>>83552928
>>83553094
>Tanzanite
>Lapis and Amethyst
>Deep blue, long hair, body is actually water, constantly shifting as she feels in a sort of cross between Amethyst shapeshifting and Lapis hydrokinesis
>massive prankster with a total inability to take anything seriously ever, just wants to have fun and forget about her problems
>can use Amethyst's whip and Lapis's wings but also summons whip-like water tentacles a lot
>>83553225
fuck sake
i think we just found the only poil that isn't cute
>>83552868
Pearlfag
>>83552381
>>83553225
Anon please
It's not even 8 pm
>>83552361
now Jonathan, thats not very gentlemen like.
>>83553262
Would fuck
>>83552868
Anon
jasper redemption never ever
>>83553174
I like Pearl but yeah, her episodes have become pretty redundant, especially since they're obviously going to fuck around for two more seasons before actually giving us her backstory. Give me more Garnet or Amethyst, pls.
>>83553309
wat
Lady of the nose, easy as she goes
Would that i could make her happier than Rose
Lady of the spear, striding without fear,
If only I could kiss her when she's in tears
Lady of the Pearl, a strong, happy girl,
She's the only one who makes my heart twirl
>>83553295
I love it when people say Johnathon is cold-blooded, and then have to reiterate he's cold-blooded for a Jojo
Like, he's a joestar. He's still a fiery asskicker.
>>83553225
WHAT IS THIS
AND WHY IS IT HERE
>>83553367
Gay
I'm just about to hit that second HT and that LCS I mentioned. I'm not sure if I should hit the other one, I went to that one last week.
Oh, and the only things that the previous HT had that interested me were a Cookie Cat-themed backpack and pic related (which is available at most HTs along with the regular version).
Keystone is best state prove me wrong.
Pro tip: You can't.
>>83553367
Cloddishly
>>83553367
puckered
>>83553354
Make it fears
>>83553367
sticky
>>83553342
more Amethyst please
we need Amethyst, Peridot and Lapis being friends
Pearl can stay home like the anti-social wreck she is
>>83553225
>Tim Burton Presents: The Crystal Gems
>>83553380
What are you talking about Anon, Jersey remains king. Fuck you. Ya fuckin mook
>>83553367
Sore
So who do you guys think the ending song is about? Does anyone give a shit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2fl9YOANx4
>>83552381
guess who i am~~~~~
>>83553094
>Jade
>Pearl + Peridot
>Jade is a rather short fusion only slightly taller than Jasper. Rather than extra arms, Jade has a second pair of legs behind the first giving her a centaur-like appearance, with the front legs resembling Pearl's and the hind ones resembling Peridot's. In addition to her legs, Jade has two faces side by side that normally speak in unison unless the fusion becomes destabilized. The hair on her head is pulled back in a diamond-shaped ponytail and top bears a five-pointed star.
>Pearl's spear and Peridot's drill combine to form a lance capped on the butt with a star
>>83553380
Empire State master race
>>83553225
seriously, what is that? work in progress? someone bought a custom doll head but made a shitty body by themselves? failed attempt to make their waifu real?
>>83553206
Honestly I like the simplicity of Jonathan's tale over Giorno and Jotaro, but that's a good list you've got there
>>83552381
Is Rhode Island in Steven Universe?
>>83553418
I can see my post from here!
>>83553417
We will get the full lyrics at the end of this season. Who the fuck is coming back though?? Better not be Rose.
-
-
If I could begin to be
Half of what you think of me
I could do about anything
I could even learn how to love
When I see the way you act
Wondering if I'm coming back
I could do about anything
I could even learn how to love like you
Love like you
Love like you
I always thought I might be bad
Now I'm sure that it's true, 'cause
I think you're so good
And I'm nothing like you
Look at you go, I just adore you
I wish that I knew
What makes you think I'm so special
If I could begin to do
Something that does right by you
I would do about anything
I would even learn how to love
When I see the way you look
Shaken by how long it took
I could do about anything
I could even learn how to love like you
Love me like you
>>83553418
a fag?
>>83553418
poil
>>83553479
409587203875234
>>83553460
How would Rhode Island be in Steven Universe? He's like, 4 feet tall.
>>83553461
don't get lewd with me!
>>83553479
5750
>>83552406
I love you, hope you are well.
>>83553479
e
Yes, it's an actual number
I want Pearl to moon Steven
Requesting Lord Hater attempting to woo a confused but actually amused Rose Quartz, if any drawfriends are around
>>83553479
80085
>>83553446
The problem is Jonathan's just a flat character. Josuke (DiU) has the same problem, they're really their to push plot, not to be interesting. He's honorable and such and that's cool and I actually initially liked Hamon better over Stands.
>>83553479
Over 9000
>>83553479
my dubs
>>83553380
Allegany county best county
>>83553562
Pants-shitting
>>83553562
Uncle Grandpa-like
>>83553479
777
>>83553523
I want Pearl to love me
>>83553562
Beastly
>>83553417
It's a song whose lyrics can be applied to many of the relationships in the show. Pearl could be singing it to Rose, Rose could be singing it to Greg, Greg could be singing it to Steven, Steven could be singing it to Garnet, etc.
>>83553562
thirsty
Humanity is weird, in'it?
>>83553562
Kafka-esque
>>83553542
The ripple is way better than stands
I really wish Joseph combining hamon and Hermit Purple had been used more
>>83553523
I want Garnet to moon Steven so he can see her fourth, brown eye hidden between her buttcheeks
>>83553511
I love you too
>>83553562
groin-grabingly
>>83553604
Nanefua could be singing it to Fryman
>>83553562
idiotic
>>83553523
Is this close enough Anon
>>83553491
...and what do i do?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qRfelLEtmK
>>83553562
Diddling.
>>83553344
Jasper is russian now
>>83553562
Slurping
I really want more footage of the actual Gem Civil war.
This shit went on for THOUSANDS of years, and all we've seen are some gems poofing and lapis getting punched. What the fuck happened. How big were the battles!?
>>83552381
>>83553730
Pretty big.
>>83553736
>vlc
>>83553730
Bigger than your mom
>>83553462
it's centipeetle. cracked i know but it actually fits quite well
>>83553562
Horrifying
>>83553206
all this pleb tastebut really there is no BAD jojo persay they each have their own thing that's makes hem appealing
>>83552888
A bunch, why?
>>83553648
>>83552381
>>83553562
Lewd
>>83553798
Steven looks like Jotaro just made fun of his hair.
>>83552928
>>83553562
Artery-blocking
Destruction of the Earth when?
And they have 3 pairs of 1 and 2, so that's good.
I MIGHT hit the third one today, but I gotta get something to eat first.
Also...My coworker is telling me to pick up a SU t-shirt and wear it to work.