who wins /co/?
Jack Daniels
Jimmy Bean
Captain Morgan
>>83545775
Carol does, Tony's only edge is in intelligence and drinking will stop that
>>83545775
They have an entire event dedicated to this. It's called Civil War 2. You can pick it up for the low low price of 4.99 at your local comic shop.
>>83545890
the one selling the drinks and insurance companies
but carol wins
except if ony is using the carolbuster suit or the silver symbiote one
>>83545775
>Tony and Carol both get drunk and decide to fight...
>best plot synopsis ever made to describe Civil war II
Ends in sloppy, drunk sex.
>>83545953
>buster suit
>busts what its named after
pick one
>>83545996
>nutbuster suit
>its an ironman themed condom
>>83545775
none. They start fighting but ends up having sex.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdQnUzH1ljA
>>83545775
This is 2016 Marvel. If Tony lands a hit on Carol, that's violence against women, which is a billion times worse than violence against men and never ever justified, so equality demands that Carol be handed the win without any risk.
>>83545775
DC because fuck that
>>83546097
>>83545992
Yup.
>>83546181
>mfw if this is brought up during civil war 2
>>83545871
>Carol does, Tony's only edge is in intelligence and drinking will stop that
Yeah or it results in him creating something Pym would find crazy because his inhibitions are gone
>>83546483
thats ultimate tony and carol. they are very very dead.
>>83545890
>4.99
But I can get breakfast at Whataburger for less.
Carol. She's been preparing for it.
>>83546555
>Whataburger
>live on the west coast
>vist brother in Texas
>he says Whataburger is the best shit since sliced bread
>try it
>mfw
its just an ok fast food burger place I don't see the hype
>>83546507
oh. alright then
>>83546507
Wow what the fuck why
>>83546801
FIVE GUYS EAST COAST WINS. FIGHT ME!
>>83545775
This happened during Busiek's Iron Man run way back in 1998.
>>83547090
Because Marvel decided that the Ultimate universe was a failure and should be nuked from orbit.
>>83546730
I'm just going to assume Carol's been replaced by a Manchurian Skrull.
![250[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/11oboSz.jpg "250[1].jpg")
Tony is seriously outclassed unless he can prep time a BinaryBuster suit.
>>83545975
It honestly would've been better than what we got right now.
>>83545775
Wasn't there a panel in Civil War 2 just now that had Tony drinking water and Carol drinking champagne?
>>83548856
The first thing they say to each other after defeating the big bad guys is "Time for drinks!" next scene has everyone partying at Stark Tower. Tony has what looks like a soda or energy drink can and Carol has a champagne flute.
Bendis'd
>>83546730
I'm a bit back on my Marvel books This can't be real dialogue.
>>83550371
it is, but Cap and Cap were obviously joking, context matters.
>>83550351
Im sure with all the kids He invited to the party, Tony would spring for non-alcoholic champagne and soda. Carol's just drinking fizzy peach juice or something.
Does marvels wonder women even get drunk anymore
>>83551841
Honestly Tony seems the type to supply alchoal to minors
Unless this is in the u.s with your wierd arse drinking age of 21 in which case probably enough kids there to justify buying the non alcoholic stuff
>>83551976
I think Captain America would frown on giving children booze, and they are in New York, so drinking is 21.
society
>>83545775
Carol, then and now.
>>83545775
I bet it is a lot easier to use Carol's power set while tanked than to pilot Iron Man armor.
>>83546831
stupid trashmouse poster
>>83552387
lets ask lockjaw about that
>>83552387
I don't know, how much of the piloting does Tony have to do, other than mushmouth commands at the AI?
>>83552563
>>83547184
>5 guys moves to canada
>opens in my city
>end up doing some construction there
>invited to pre open test run
OMFG IS THIS THE BEST BURGERS EVER!!!! MOOOOORE!
