LIVING WITH YOU IS LIKE LIVING IN A LIVING NIGHTMARE
>I'm gonna follow this ant.... Kill his whole family.
I'm on a seafood diet. When I see food - I HATE SPACE GHOST.
(Give me episodes to watch, I keep clicking on the same ones I've seen on YouTube.)
ZORAK IS DEAD! MURDERED!
MOLTAR, SERVE THE FIRST COURSE!
...You killed the chicken.
>I should order one of those mind-erasing kits.
You already HAVE ONE.
>Have what?
A kit.
>WHAT KIT???
FEED ON THE FLESH OF HUMANOIDS TO SURVIVE
>>83544285
Curses, episode 71
Do you wanna watch me swallow a live mollusc?
HOWDY NEIGHBOR!
Let's just...drink until our hearts stop
Oh easy
" you're supposed to be Dumpster-diving for ham scraps, you six-piece Chicken McNobody! Get outta my seat!"
To Birdman who had temporarily taken over the show.
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This time tomorrow, you'll be dead.
What is this crap? And why am I not on it?
So interesting and so perceptive that I think we will now fight with knives!
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...Hey your son just bit me here! I want to know what YOU'RE gonna do about it.
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YOURSONISAMORON.
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"Face it Space Ghost! YOU'RE A SPACEMAN WHO CHOKED ON A MUFFIN!"
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THAT, SIR, IS IMPOSSIBLE, BECAUSE I AM ALLERGIC TO MUFFINS!!
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>"THAT Sir is impossible because I AM ALLERGIC TO MUFFINS"
>"...Oh I'm sorry."
>"You're thinking of Muffin Hunter. He's different."
Don't look at me, we're talking about dragons
Hoona Igna Chowa Neha!
Hoona Igna Chowa Neha!
Hoona Igna Chowa Neha?
Greeeeeat party.
You are so interesting and so perceptive that I think now we'll fight WITH KNIVES.
Shut your pie hole, Blip! Why, twenty years ago I woulda put your head in a half nelson, twisted it around, saying each letter of the alphabet on every turn, and then when I reached the first letter of my true love's name, it would be the lovely Elizabeth, I would yank your head clean off and roll it down the pike like a bowling ball!
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YOUR SON IS A MORON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjsQFEX3EMU
>Zorak: Hey, anybody got a magazine?
>SG: Zorak, what are you doing back there?
>Z: Oh, just...dropping the kids off at the pool. Heheheh.
>SG: You don't have kids...
>Z: heheheh, I do now.
>SG: Oh, well, uh...Congratulations?
>Z: Oh yeah! Twins! EHEHEHEH
>SG: Zorak has kids! Twins, right?
>Z: Zorak lost count. Mwehehehaha.
>SG: I bet Zorak's kids would like me!
>Z: Well, come on over! I'll introduce ya!
>SG: Hi, gang! Your dad bring ya into work today? Oh.
>Z: It's that "Awkward" stage...
>SG: Uh-huh. HEY, CHAMP! They seem to be very strong swimmers.
>Z: Ya wanna hold one?
>SG: No, thank you. You know, kids...your father might not always tell you this...
>Z: Heheh...
>SG: But your father loves you very much.
>Z: SAY GOODBYE, KIDS!
[flush]
>SG: ZORAK, NO!! Swim, kids! SWIM! NO, THE OTHER WAY, AGAINST THE CURRENT!
>Z: [laughs maliciously]
>SG: You're a bad father! [blasts Zorak]
>Hospitable? HOSPITABLE? TANZIT, YOU'RE FIRED
a lot of lines are great because of their delivery
Moltar, I have a giant brain that is capable of transforming any complex machine into a simple yes or no answer.
Ah yes my documentary.
I made this for public television, but they told me it was stupid and grossly innaccurate.
Ants are so stupid
I'M EGYPTIAN
My mantis is dashing in a tux. Will you please pass me one of those wall decorations?
MY, THEY LOOK LOVELY.
CRACK A WINDOW, WILL YA
gonna dump some of mine
Lombaak ecree oplom ah-plee ozonaah-ah
I NEED WOMAN LOVE!
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I thought that episode when Zorak took over and started blasting through guests was fucking hilarious. I just want to know what mood was in the office at the time. Like, they went through dozen useless interviews and thought "this is all shit, I wish I could shoot it with laser" and then literally gave Zorak a laser gun to shoot at all the bad ones.
>>83548196
>That is Old Kentucky Shark, and he has been there.
>TO THE HOSPITAL
>...What kind of hospital is this?
>What kind of hospital was that?
>Uh, Space Ghost, you missed the turn
>Heywatchthis
>SCREEEEECH CRASH
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for both arms?
>>83548300
the end
>That episode Red Green was randomly on.
