I'm going to kill myself
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Cat, dude or dudette, if you are capable of typing and bypassing the captcha - then you are something special. There's a whole world out there for you to explore.
Maybe you feel as though you are a freak for shitposting on 4chan while other cats sleep 3/4 of the day away. But you have a gift. Don't squander it by using up your nine lives.
Just to be clear are you asking for pages that will motivate you to kill yourself or for pages that will motivate you not to
Please don't kill yourself bud. My email is [email protected]
Please email me if you need anything.
Keep fighting the good fight, anon. Don't give up on life just yet. It gets better.
I wish summer was over already.
>>83540352
Anon, don't do something silly. Someone will always be left devestated.
>>83540581
>It gets better.
When?
http://www.suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
You guys are my only friends..
>>83540641
>this is what happened to arcade after he murdered the best new characters marvel had built in decades
>>83540611
That was horseshit. "Yes, lets pander by having a psychic or whatever mind rape him. This is socially just".
I wouldn't have minded if the new incarnation had been gay as the day is long...
For his whole life. That's how it works. Things get messy when you change people like that forcefully.
The Justice League doing "just a few things" with Doctor Light and others was a huge clusterfuck, and that was with more purpose. Bobby being a Waspish, womanizing Male Pig/Frat Boy does not even compare.
>>83540352
>>83540746
poetic justice
>>83540352
You can't expect me not to laugh when you post this >mfw cat
Got one for you anonIt gets better anon, everyone has a rough time, ironically comics got me out of it, I kept reading them and collecting them and talking to them on boards and it gave me something to do, now my girlfriend who also reads them is with me now, and I'm happy I didn't do it.
Tell us, why are you even doing this
It inspires me
>>83540689
>that time Mt. Dew saved a dude's life
>>83540352
Fucking do it you chode.
>>83540352
Livestream it or shut up already.
>>83540352
What's your plan, anyway
exit bag
wrap a pistol in a towel and shoot yourself in the head
jump off a building
or the classic hanging yourself from the ceiling fan
>>83540352
what? there's so much more you could live just to see if not experience. what does being dead achieve? literally nothing. come on, anon, you'reprobablybetter than that.
>>83541044
>what does being dead achieve?
Release
You're going to make a lot of people awfully sad, anon.Including me
>>83541142
>Including me
why is that??
>>83541142and me
>>83541142me too
>>83541156and me
>>83540352
Don't do it you faggot or else I'm going to kill you
>>83541142not me though I dont know you and lets be frank your death isnt going to affect me in the slightest
still dont do it though
youll put anyone that cares about your through a lot of shit and itll be a big bother
![1CYWvnX[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GEO4Vu1.jpg "1CYWvnX[1].jpg")
>>83540352
>>83541254
Dredd, get off this board
>>83541101
Not just from the bad though. From the could be. Think back on your life, you've had tons of good times in it. Sure, there were tons of shitty sides, but ultimately good ends up justifying the shitty moments. Friends, families, overall fun. Now think to the shitty moments, you've always overcome them, did you not? You haven't had something that you haven't learned how to overcome and return to your normal life from, it's just our nature. Those good times I told you to think of before, those are going to be gone to, you will never get to experience that joy again if you end up offing yourself. You have dreams, don't give up on them. You can accomplish so much more than you think. I believe in you.
>>83540925
>that time Mt. Dew saved a DEWd's life
>>83541142Me four
Hey OP, you got a Skype
>>83541451
not him but only bad memories have ever been emotionally imprinted into my head
so anything bad that happens i recall and get a sick feeling from
and not just the type you see in that nedroid comic where the bird tries to kill himself because of something awkward
i actually physically yell aloud at my own brain to shut the fuck up and stop remembering bad things
been doing for maybe a year and a half now
doesnt work, and i've found myself doing it in public lately
from an intellectual level i've probably judged that i have maybe five years maximum before i've killed myself
thanks guys
>>83540705
They killed her cuteness
>>83541555
Then what you don't need is advice on the internet. What you need is psychiatric help, not trying to be a dick or anything. But if you can /only/ remember bad moments from your life then you might have some serious mental condition, it's just not natural, doubly so if you physically yell at yourself. So please, call up a professional. For what it's worth, I know with the right person to help you you'll be able to overcome this. You're special, don't let a dumb decision take that away from you.
>>83541555
i was in your shoes but i got a lot better
but i dont know why or how i got better
good luck OP
>>83540352
You have nothing to live for
Everyday is the same
if you decide to live you're just committing a long term dragged out suicide
You will never be happy
And the fragments of it you have don't matter
You'll always be alone
No one else thinks of it and everyone you know will move on from it in about a year max
Just take a shortcut to all of it
end it now it's ok because you did enough why do more of the same
It's not like life is real anyway
>>83541402
i have a friend
overweight
but doesn't keep him down. been kicked out of his out, been fired from job(s), but still kept on.
is now a warehouse manager with good pay (and this is after getting a promotion at another job and being sent to australia to work - then got laid off)
tells us that the girl he's been talking to and has gone out with just told him that she's into comics.
he's all like 'cool, me too'
and she's like 'i'm also into role playing'
he's all like 'cool. like ad&d/tailsman'
and she's like 'no. furries'
i think that's what hit him/broke him finally.
>>83541800
Wow, way to be a faggot cunt and suggest someone kill themselves you edgy fucking faggot.
>>83541649
No problem, cat-anon. Whatever's going on with you will pass.
>>83541872
every day has been the same for me for about five years now
last time i was happy was probably the first grade
meh
>>83541800
Ow, I cut myself on the edge. Do you also happen to be a big fan of Panic! at the Disco? Totally super cool myself, hang out with all the anon-e-mooches down at the four chins. LOL KYS new fags ^~^ rawr!
>>83540761
Fixed
>>83541997
>those references
lmao how fucking old are you, that's what 24 year old hipsters like, not teenage edgelords
>>83542001
>>83540761
a proper hanged body should have the head/neck tilted at a more drastic angle because theres no more muscle tension holding it upright
Don't lose hope cat anon, good times will come.
t. Hope Corgi
>>83540352
Go to /pol/ go into the trump general
Introduce yourself and devote yourself to making something more than yourself great again
It will give you reason to live and turn your life around
I was once like you then suddenly my life changed
Everyday has meaning and the fight to save the world is the greatest feeling you'll ever have
I eat right I exercise I have a great job now
This story is so common in there
Join us brother
>>83540641
This is fucking infuriating.
Just keep moving. Everyday, keep moving. It feels like you're going nowhere, but that's not true, you're always moving forward. You move just by living. Every day you learn something new, every day you become a better person than you were a day before. You just need to keep moving until you finally make sense of the path ahead of you, because believe me, you might not be able to see it now, but once the fog clears it'll be as plain as day - you'll know where you're going, and more importantly, where you've come from.
All you need to do is keep moving.
>>83540689
>DEW Nation is here for you, too!
>>83542128
but that general is just full of anime poster and traps
>>83542257
>>83541800
I agree with this.
>>83542277
Double dubs confirms
>>83542128
the punchline here is that this is actually how fascism happens in real life
>>83542128
Are you trying to make him kill himself faster?
>>83541800
On the other hand you are going to die anyway so why make it faster
>>83542355
So true
>>83540352
http://www.suicide.org/international-suicide-hotlines.html
Just do it faggot.
>>83542386
Yes, and take everyone else down with him.
>>83540352
Shit, if you're gonna do it, make it /co/ related. Pull a David Carradine in a closet dressed as Batman with pics of the Joker everywhere.
suicide is a sin and you go to hell if you do it
so don't do it
>>83542691
Nah don't give dc bad publicity
Disney deserves it more
Make it marvel related blame it on the mcu
Let me tell you about my experiences.
As you might guess from me being here, I'm a socially awkward faggot who doesn't know how to properly express himself and has some other issues.
When I was young I tried doing what you're thinking of now. I failed because my dad came in right at the last moment and pulled me away. I had to look him in the eyes and hear him cry and shout things at me I don't remember. He knew he might have lost me if he hadn't come in to check on me. A lot happened, including my dad putting objects I could hurt myself with away, chaining windows to the roof shut, etc. It wasn't immediately then when it happened, but this image of him yelling with tears in his eyes, feeling he almost lost me kept coming back to me over time, and I know now that many people would feel the same.
Two years ago I met someone who means a lot to me. This person is different from anyone I've met before and is the only person besides my parents who has ever bothered to go out of their way to ask how I'm doing, asked me along when going to do something with other friends, etc. and they often try to help others as well. Not only are they possibly the kindest person I've ever met, but they are a symbol of hope and goodness in people I have never seen before. Unfortunately they feel similar to how you do (going by what you wrote). And because I am somehow pretty much incapable of talking to people in a normal way I haven't even been able to even let them know how amazing I think they are. Recently they told me that me just being there, being supportive and listening is something more than they've had in the past and that that alone is enough. But I know I should do more, I just don't know how.
What I'm trying to say is, even if you think you are worthless or you're doing nothing with your life. There will be someone who cares more about you than you think. Because you didn't realise (like with my Dad), or because they don't know how to let you know (like me)
Listen up, OP.
Life is shit. It's a ceaseless parade of pain, fear and drudgery. You sit still for too long, pay attention to it for even a moment longer than you should, and you see it for the waking nightmare that it is.
But others don't. And that's why I, and maybe the world, need you alive. You could be the ugliest son of a bitch the world over. You could have a body odor that peels paint off cars and be so overweight you need a car wash to bathe, but I don't give a damn. I still need you.
You've got a brain, you can type, and you have the capacity to look out into the void of the Internet and ask them to send you inspiring comic pages. That's strength, even if you don't want to have it.
Any sap who tells you about the beauty of life, that suicide isn't the answer when they haven't looked oblivion in the eye can eat a bag of cancer coated dicks. I've seen it, I know you've seen it, and there's a world out there of people who will smile and shit all over each other because they don't have a clue how futile and stupid their petty squabbles are in the grand scheme of things.
I need you because you're real, OP. You've seen life for what it is, and goddamn if that don't give a man perspective. So take it and bring it into the world. It's dark as shit, but it'll give you an edge that'll help you stomach and educate the parade of righteous bastards.
You're scared?
You're sad?
Good. Then you know what's up.
Now get out there and use it to make things better, you handsome son of a bitch.
i've got your motivation right here.
>>83542830
its a sick joke that the hopelessly depressed often make the best comedians
>>83542830
Fuck. Every goddamn time. He was a fucking legend
Don't do it OP. Plz.
>>83541800
while I concur with this statement, I also feel humans have no right of deciding when a life begins or ends, so eh
he's right, but killing yourself is stupid overall, if you're gonna end your life prepare things for it but before make sure of doing really crazy shit, so that you go out in style at least
>>83543450
He probably went to hell he did do suicide
So your best bet to meet him again would be to do the same
Don't do it. Wait until Stan Lee dies like the rest of us.
>>83542830
>guy in pic offed himself
wow, great advice anon
>>83542269
Won't you believe in him?
That... even if there is no God or Hydra...
There is Captain America
