How many of you are still under the delusion that the epilogue will solve anything plot-related instead of just ships?
So apparently Grandpa was married and probably actually got a woman pregnant at least once
And also that she was pretty hot
>>83536661
I wonder how many fangirls will cry homophobia over Hussie making grandpa Jake marry a girl.
Or maybe we'll come across something in the game that belonged to him that makes it clear that he was also into dudes. Like a dildo collection or gay porno magazines.
>>83536704
>they turn out to be joey's
>>83536626
>Davekat
>>83536626
I really doubt we'll get ships. We'll probably just get some ambiguous picnic scenes or something.
>>83536626
The epilogue will be an even bigger disappointment than the ending.
>Ship teases
>OMG CAN TOWN XDDDD
>exactly one convo probably to either confirm or deny davekat
>End it off with a very solemn looking Terezi walking around earth before suddenly looking up and going "1T'S YOU"
And then /hst/ collectively kills themselves
>>83536735
Why did people seize on that ship? It's so bad.
>>83536995
fujoshits aren't very smart
>>83536995
they call each other out on their bullshit and become better people through it. dave is clearly karkat's voice of reason. meanwhile karkat's show of genuine emotions lets dave open up from his insincerity.
it allows karkat to realize how shitty alternia was and move past his self hatred based on his mutant status when he sees that dave shares his blood color. essentially learning to not hate himself through dave, while becoming the gandhi-type leader by further more letting go of the ruthless alternian culture he was trying to fit under.
dave is desperate for affection and his type are people who give a shit. karkat gives the most shits out of any character ever and is very emotionally supportive to others when it comes down to it.
fun banter potential is high.
it's a decent ship in theory, but hussie's execution of it was shit.
>>83537240
>they call each other out on their bullshit and become better people through it.
pre retcon maybe
>>83537240
>in theory
Yeah and in theory hussie might release a game, but here and now it's not true. The ship is shit.
>>83537272
even though it was twinged with jealousy he told karkat to shut up when he was telling john he was over him, and before that he stopped one of karkats tantrums. its still the case.
>>83537449
>summer fun eri is canon now
https://bowman.bandcamp.com/track/we-dont-know-anything
oh shit waddup
>>83536704
some classic hunkrumps maybe?
>2016
>still thinking the Homestuck 2.0 video wasn't literally the epilogue
>>83536626
I lost all hope when the retcon happened.
NO!
PLEASE DON'T EAT ME!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-
>>83536626
karkat's chart was about procreation, not optimal ships
>>83537272
>>83537240
>become better people through it.
No, I dont see it. They continued being little shits to each other. I can only see it as hatemance and even if Dave would do troll romance it would be toxic
>>83537942
*8urps*
>>83536626
You'd have to be VERY stupid at this point to believe Hussie intends to give actual ship confirmation. He played his hand in Act 7 quite visibly: ships are ambiguous, he doesn't want to upset anyone by providing actual content at all, "whatever you believe is canon for YOU ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"
Hussie is a man of the philosophy "if I serve nothing at all for lunch, no child will be allergic to it!"
>>83536864
Why does everyone keep saying it'll end with Terezi looking up and seeing (implied) vriska? I know its a joke but it makes me so mad
>>83538158
>it makes me so mad
You answered your own question.
Today is Sweden's National Day!
Say something nice to Karkat!
>>83538265
Atleast Eridan could lead a pirate ship
>>83538265
he's not god tier so at least he won't spend eternity being useless
>>83538265
i love you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pG11whVLZyU
Is this preferable to updates on the homestuck channel? I'm okay with death now mr hussie
>>83538298
stfu nep
>>83538265
gustavus adolphus died on the day and month of my birthday.
he was a pretty cool guy, unlike karkat
Which characters is the epilogue most likely to focus on the most?
>>83538390
John having a hot threesome with Roxy and Terezi
>>83538446
I also forgot to mention that there will be a short scene of Dave and Karkat holding hands and kissing each other while Jade jumps off a cliff and dies (Jade is the representation of cis hetero homophobes who need to fucking die)
then it goes back to the threesome again with Roxy and Terezi becoming mindbroken
and after the threesome ends, Terezi sees a light post-orgasm
"1S TH1S YOU, VR1SK4?" and then she starts sucking the 8ig 8lue 8ulge and then the epilogue ends
>>83538390
vriska bullying (vriska)
>>83538390
Fedora Freak
>>83536864
was I the only one who died a little inside when can town appeared? I was hoping we'd see can town on post-scratch earth but when cascade happened I lost all hope. now it just feels like a tacky piece of shit in the animation that could have been skipped over.
>>83536704
There's nothing gay about being a proud male owner of a dildo collection.
>>83536704
I thought fangirls didn't like DirkJake anymore because they realized how bad it was for both of the characters?
>>83538888
How many do you have?
>>83538957
Woah, I didn't say that I personally own any. You're making a lot of assumptions here.
>>83538914
That post had nothing to do with dirkjake. Plus it looked like Dirk ended up trying to fix his problems so it wouldn't be as bad going forward.
>>83538677
if you feel this way you were done with homestuck already and theres no ending you could have had that you would have enjoyed. which is fine.
LEAKED HIVESWAP GAMEPLAY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GorzIM2k04
>>83539038
Nah. Sounds like they had some hope left.
![qQzgJAN[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/1dhhew1.png "qQzgJAN[1].png")
I tried making a semi-sfw edit of a nsfw pic, how did I do?
>>83539089
HUSSIE BETRAYED US
>>83539163
You made me sad
>>83539163
Mm. Ms. Paint.
Mind linking the original?
>>83539020
I figured fangirls wouldn't get mad about Jake seeming straight unless it was because they wanted to ship him with a dude
>>83539089
Hiveswap isn't out yet, but the BLACKing is just beginning!
>>83539217http://rule34-data-012.paheal.net/_images/e70e7000d729b58cdcd66d4d62a3a30c/1852195%20-%20Homestuck%20Ms._Paint%20Spades_Slick.png
>>83536661
so joey is john's half-sister? or cousin
>tfw no jade/dave/karkat threesome pics with gags about "wrong hole asshole" and "how am I supposed to know you're an alien" and "it's supposed to go in the girl you dumb shit"
>>83538158
Because it's totally within Hussie's style to both A. make an infuriating circlejerk for Vriska and B. tease an event without actually showing any real payoff for it because "muh subversiveness".
>>83539089
this is is still more content than we have of actual gameplay
>>83539461
oh wow the meme threesome back from 2011 with karkat the buttmonkey
>>83539345
your sacrifice shall be rememered
What's her name again?
>>83539733
Ace Dick
who the fuck actually gave a shit about can town in Act 7
it was a meme, just like WV after Cascade
>>83539733
*HIS* name is Ace Dick, you cheeky cunt.
>>83539733
Have you never read problem sleuth? It's Ace Dick, god damn.
>>83539733
Inspector Gadget
>>83540009
Man don't even fucking PRETEND WV was a serious non-joke character from the beginning. The only serious moment he ever got was the dream sequence that Vriska interrupted.
>>83540118
fucking rude
>>83540205
This shit was hype
I should filter Homestuck threads already. I get strangely depressed and annoyed whenever I see them on the catalog. I just want to forget the last seven years of wasted time.
>>83540205
>>83540370
I remember when homestuck was good
>>83539089
only a 90s kid would get this reference
good job my good sir
>>83540205
that was 2 minutes long. he got eight huge panels of seriousness pre-act 7 as well as can town and the volcano stuff within act 7. he has always been a joke character with short bursts of seriousness, thats his charm.
>>83540683
well yeah I can agree more with that than the initial post.
>>83540683
Also we were looking forward to seeing him do more things that made him rise above being a joke character.
It's a shame he never got past that.
Massacre: Who wore it better?
>>83540913
John Egbert.
>>83540913
LE made it look cooler
Sovereign Slayer had more weight
>>83537682
Tought there would be a one-year gap to another album, nice.
>>83540994
10/10 pic.
we need more bOwC
>>83540913
>killing chess people vs killing ghosts
neither really meant all that much. its their other actions that differentiated them
>>83539089
patchy's reaction was literally hsg
>>83541126
did LE even do anything else besides kill a bunch of ghosts
>>83540994
>they say there is a secret legendary in both games
>if you win against a single trainer in route 4 13 times, they will forward you to a CEO of a company
>they ask what you think of the company and you will need to type your answerif you type "YOU DO NOT HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO TALK PROFESSIONALISM WITH ME" you will initiate fight with BILL BOLIN
>>83541195
Most of his doings were manipulations so that people couldn't destroy him without icing reality and making sure that those moments they wanted to try to retcon as bad as possible
>>83541195
caliborn did a lot of shit
lord english barely did anything but pop bubbles
>>83541195
His main crime was he insulted this wonderful comic of ours called Homestuck. Don't you just want to lynch him?
>>83541195
not directly
>>83541318
yeah but that was sort-of retconned when caliborn said he didn't want to do any hard thinking and just manage his time loops through intuition
so it's really more of a coincidence that that stuff happened than anything else
>>83541195
he made davekat a reality
>>83541225
>completely innocuous truck by a river
>they say you can find penumbra phantasm hiding under it
>>83541320
>>83541195
What happens when you die as a ghost anyway?
>>83541389
I think it's more that he just has Doc Scratch and the Felt do his thinking for him
>>83541321
I wanna congratulate him for it since he managed to make it not feel ironic, being a character in the comic Himself
It made me relate to him a great deal
>>83541426
I think you can be brought back to life if someone throws your corpse into a kernel sprite
it's unclear what with both retcon and prototyping mechanics being so vague
>>83541413
What is penumbra phantasm? I saw it come up in reddits volume 10 wishes thread
Something to do with Toby Fox?
>>83541389
the second hal became part of him that changed. even if he was a ragemonster doing everything through intuition, if your intuition is powered by the super-computer behind doc scratch its gonna be fucking good intuition.
>>83541485
No, I mean like when you get blasted by LE's laser like in Collide
>>83541527
well you turn into a skelly loking thign and then disintegrate
>>83541497
An unreleased track that Radiation made a long while back that he wasn't too happy with. We've been pining for it for years because of the vague descriptions and mentioned melodies/motifs contained within it.
>>83541497
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_IovMviv5Y
artist's imagining of what penumbra phantasm would have sounded like
basically it's an unreleased song that has been overhyped to hell and is basically just a meme at this point
>>83541497
its an unreleased tune that featured the piano riff from the outro of descend as well as some significant part of savior of the waking world. both themes are pretty huge and have been repeated tons of times throughout homestuck, but we've never heard the original since apparently Toby thought the arrangement was pretty bad.
>>83541563
And then?
>>83539089
That's it...that's where 2 million dollars went. THAT WAS JUST A BUNCH OF CHEAP WALK CYCLES!!!
>>83541628
and then nothing
you become one with the void
>>83541628
what do you mean 'and then?' nigga, you deeeaaad.
Dream bubble ghosts are an anomaly that are being perpetuated by servers maintained by horrorterrors. when a ghost is killed it dies like a person who didn't have dreambubble privilege would.
enter the void, woooooOOooOOoo
https://dl.skaia.net/albums
should I download anything from this except for the lofams
>>83541130
>>83541638
>not posting it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEGVGqJEeCo
>>83541674
sburb ost has some good stuff
>>83541673
spooky
>>83541674
LOFAM 1-2, Brostuck, Jailbreak and OST are the only good things there, why you dislike it
>>83541716
I was just asking, didn't know what else to download
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KZzuxNkfQc
F
>>83541741
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqER15O4bpQ
do it for her, /hst/
do it for her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vp1daYQddI
>>83541758
literally memeah
>>83539389
Half sister, we've known that for a while
>>83541758
Make Alternia great again
Trizza 201X
>>83541758
Why is she second best at memes?
Why not the best?
Why memes?
Why?
>>83541895
The prospits just have a big fucked up extended family
>>83542037
obviously to create conflict between her and the main troll, who is the 1st best at memes
How accurate is this to the trolls?
>tfw you like the idea of alien pop culture
>tfw it's gonna be shit
>>83542303
>Well done, Pepe! Isn't that a reason to be happy?
>using nu-pepe over original pepe
aaahh
>>83542333
How can it be shit when OUR meme queen is leading the reins?
>>83542420
What's the meme here?
>>83542539
>>83542575
vintage
all those people wanting alternia lore are gonna be pretty upset when its just a memehole
>>83542610
alternia lore was always like that
>troll Will Smith
>>83542610
I have faith in (((Hussie))).
>>83542610
this is a bad thing why
>>83542600
she is a true connoisseur
>>83542646
i know, but a lot of people are expecting deep lore and they're not going to find it
>>83542670
>implying
the only people give a shit about is troll reproduction and the good part of troll history during the ancestor's era
obviously it's not going to be the ancestor's era so the only thing worth getting from this lore-wise is what their cocks look like and whether or not rose is going to get a lady-cock inside of her
>>83542670
>memes arent deep
leave our board
>>83542749
Memes are everywhere anon
They are the life force of the internet, you can't escape them
Why does Rose feel like the most believable "child" character? Even Nepeta just feels like one of those autistic grown women.
>>83542792
I want to meet the 13 year olds that you've been talking to that sound as mature as Rose
wait that came out wrong
Why is 90's Alternian culture based on 2010's Earth culture and not the rich and vibrant Geocities/Web 1.0 culture?
>>83542817
She's the only one really trying to sound mature I guess.
>>83542792
She makes the most stupid mistakes
>>83542845
because the head writer and Homestuck's primary demographic are too young to remember web 1.0
>>83542749
Does hussie think his self insert was a mistake
>>83542845
We've already seen that parody.
>>83542853
Yeah in the same way you can tell someone isn't really a girl if they forced-giggle way too much and try to talk in an unnaturally high voice, Rose makes herself look more childish by trying so hard to look like an adult.
speaking of hiveswap's writer
to me Rose is the most "genuine" 13 year old amongst the kids
her speech and mannerisms remind me of myself at that age, because I was an insufferable know-it-all who thought GUH ADULTS JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND
>>83542892
That stuff was still in popular use until like 2006.
>>83542948
>twitter cap
Yeah we know who the writer is, take that to /v/.
>>83542948
Okay, he's earned a little respect.
>>83542987
I can't tell if he's being sincere or not with that remark about LOST.
>>83543014
It was perfect with respect to the characters and was an ideal ending in that respect. As for plot/mysteries, not so much.
>>83542968
Pretty much
All the kids seemed like they were at least 2 years older than 13 back then. And to think that they were originally going to be 10 year olds
>>83542948
>minor characters
Literally every character had an unsatisfying ending except for AR and some extremely minor characters who died off.
>>83543030
He's using LOST as the punchline, but he's actually talking about Homestuck. As a result I can't tell whether he actually believes what he's saying.
>>83542792
Rose's flaws come up very frequently
She doesn't have John and Jade's ridiculous amounts of bottled up emotions, and doesn't have Dave's overwhelming angst/suspiciously specific denial of his issues. She just fucks up. That's pretty realistic.
As for trolls, I think Tavros is probably the most believably 13 of them.
>>83543099
Oh, right, I forgot Twitter goes in reverse, I fucking hate Twitter.
Does this apply to the trolls?
>implies a happy ending and leaves the rest up to you
has this ever been considered good writing by anyone except the author himself
>>83543187
Do not ever post this shit here again. The internet is a fucking ocean of meaningless horoscopes; you can find any permutation of this same arbitrary list somewhere, I guarantee you.
>>83543187
>Aries/Capricorn
oh yeah sure, make the fire sign and the earth sign hook up, that'll be great
speaking of memes
will there be a troll spurdo in hiveswap
>>83543167
It doesn't help that the screenshot tweets are ordered correctly about half the time.
And that people on twitter are barely coherent at their best.
>>83543287
Fucking finns, god damn.
>>83543287
Most memes will probably be parallels to twitter or vineshit
>>83543187
>Cancer: Scorpio
wew lad
>>83541895
goddamn jake stop fucking
>>83541681
Being unfamiliar with the original dub, I had no idea how much Ice King was in Patchy.
>>83543187
>CANCER: SCORPIO
DELETE THIS
>>83543432
jake is the joseph joestar of homestuck
>>83543359
>>83543457
what's your problem
karkat and vriska were on very friendly terms, at least by vriska's standards
>>83543252
>you can find any permutation somewhere
12! is a big number.
>>83543432
it's a harley's duty to breed
>>83536626
i dont think it will. Im just curious what hussie has planned.
>>83543488
its not really surprising
vriska likes people to get annoyed/fed up with her because it means that she's on their mind
karkat yells a lot about whats on his mind, in this case vriska
she doesn't like karkat so much as she likes getting karkat angry because he'll talk about her more
>>83543287
What even constitutes a 'deviant' in Finland if their normies are so readily willing to adopt our fucking pedophile bear as their permanent icon to the world?
>>83543488
karkat hates vriska
also, does anyone have the image of the dead AR watching PM and WV create can town. hes kind of sitting in a pool of nothingness on a white background while those two are in some weird bubble or something
>>83543635
vriska likes to piss people off and karkat likes to be pissed off
they're a perfect match
>>83543666
>karkat hates vriska
no he pretends to hate vriska so he can go on angry rants about her, just like he does for any of his other friends
karkat "hated" dave and now they're buttfuckin'
>>83543522
That's an exaggeration, but with this shit been going on in newspapers for who knows how long it's pretty absurd how many combinations you'd actually be able to find.
>>83543522
it's not 12!, it's 122
>>83543755
I wondered how 4chan would handle the superscript and now I know
that was supposed to be 12 squared (144)
what we need to keep in mind is that Karkat was pretty close and talked romance a lot with Eridan
Karkat just likes an audience for his ranting, and it most likely doesn't really matter who he's talking to
>>83543539
>GG: my grandpa fucked everything from here to china and god dammit if im not going to do the same!!
>>83543726
Fair enough.
>>83543778
It's OK. I forgive you. You were off by 22 and I was off by ... a little bit more than 22.
>>83543666
nevermind i found it
>>83543834
Like he'd be this happy about getting cucked so hard.
>>83543834
>>83543910
>He's happy when justice wasn't fully extracted against BecNoir.
Yeah nah
>>83543488
>>83543635
>>83543666
>>83543722
DELETE THIS
>>83543651
Are jonnes really normies though?
>>83543651
it's not our bear
we took it from japan first
>>83542948
fuck cohen, LOST had a perfect ending for 99% of the characters, what the fuck are you smoking?
>>83544109
he's saying the ending of homestuck is good just like the ending of LOST is good
>>83544109
We can't tell if he's being sincere or sarcastic. Probably sarcastic. Whatever the generation after millennials is called is incapable of sincerity.
>>83543099
>I can't tell whether he actually believes what he's saying.
then hes ideal to take over writing from andrew hussie
>>83544135
but homestuck didn't end character arcs, we don't even know if vriska and terezi survived
>>83544166
it was pretty easy to tell when Hussie was using a character in homestuck as his mouthpiece for proselytizing, though
>>83544199
not to mention all the times when he self-inserted in order to lecture the readers directly
>>83544199
it seems easy to tell until he directly contradicts everything he just said a hundred pages later. i dont think theres a single message in homestuck that doesnt counter itself within the text
>>83544221
I'll never stop loving how the self-insert lectures directed at Caliborn about how he'd stunted his emotional development and how using a plot device juju to fix everything was unsatisfying to humans both ended up being exactly what happened during the retcon.
>>83543187
>Leo:Libra
Well that one checks out at least, after the accident and subsequent Aradia-Bot inception, Nepeta was probably one of the only positive minded people Terezi supposedly interacted with. Shame this was never used as a way to develop Terezi's character, could have made her character and motivations a bit clearer with a contrasting relationship to Vriska.
is karkat even a cancer
or is he a gemini
>>83544350
maybe you shouldnt be assuming that his initial lecture to caliborn was genuine then
>>83544387
>I was just pretending!
reminder john is an aries
john/ara confirmed
>>83544387
Why wouldn't it have been? He basically said "this is a coming of age story and you fucked up by killing your sister too early and condemning yourself to life as a manchild, which makes you a suitable villain for a coming of age story." Not sure what the narrative value would be in saying that and then purposefully not following up on it.
>>83544411
im not saying it was a good decision. assuming he totally meant to stick by the shit he said to caliborn when he was just about to introduce the juju and presumably had planned its nature seems silly. in retrospect it looks more like the set-up to a bad joke than any kind of genuine statement. by making the 'author' say what he said then about development he set up the punchline of wanding the unfixable meteor problems better with a retcon.
>>83544463
>john gets his dick removed via penile strangulation with a whip
>>83544463
John and Jane = Aries
All the other kids = Sagittarius
What did Hussie meme by this
>>83544591
aradia needs her daily nutrition.
john was unfortunate to be walking by when she woke up and got snagged
>>83544557
I suspect that the original plan was to do something different with john's retcon powers, and the GAME OVER timeline was a detour that he took to pad out Homestuck's length since he knew Hiveswap was going to be delayed.
But who knows. Just another unexplained contradiction and plot contrivance for the pile.
>>83544387
On the one hand he was doing a pretty flanderized version of himself in that exchange. On the other hand he doesn't exactly refute his own argument with the story.
Vriska memes aside, I wonder who Hussie's actual favorite character was
>>83544662
from the second that john fell into the juju it should have been clear that there was some huge use of that power incoming. the retcon must have been planned at least from when he thought up the idea of the juju, it was just executed awfully and so was the aftermath.
>>83544735
given his treatment of the characters, he hated all of them
These threads are going to get so ded if nothing happens on 6/12
>>83544735
caliborn, equius, dirk, gamzee
based hussie combined his favourite characters power rangers style and marched them off to beat the shit out of the true villain of this story, tumblr
>>83544829
I'll still hang around to check up on projects but they're already slowing down quite a bit
dead thread
dead fandom
dead dad
hussie sux u all sux
give me your classpect and i'll give you a one sentence summary of a power you can do.
>>83545070
ara of dia
>>83544463
>aradia's fluid leaking out both sides
l-lewd
>>83545070
Knight of Blood
would you make davejade canon at the cost of making callieroxy canon?
>>83545080
you get to die a lot
>>83545086
you're WV but you don't fail (unless you're a shit commander)
>>83545070
Prince of Light
>>83545097
Yes, John still has Terezi and cucking the shit out of Vriska and Karkat and all of their ultimate selves
>>83545070
Prince of Doom
>>83545137
you know how to hit every enemy's weak point for massive damage
>>83545166
you can resurrect the dead and also murder people dead
>>83545070
Waste of Space
>>83544846
3/4 of those really are the best characters in the entire comic
replace Dirk with Nepeta of courshe :^)
>>83545070
page of void
>>83543755
>not 11*9*7*5*3=11395
You cunts will jam for hours about breedability, but you can't do baby-level combinatorics. Step it up, lads.
>>83545217
write shitty stories
>>83545237
be useless for 99% of the game and then when you're level 100 you can wave your hands and make things disappear
>>83543834
Has anyone edited this to PM sparing Bec Noir and AR puling out a ghost gun to blow his ghost brains out
>>83544735
Probably dave. He was a bit of a self-insert, he based some of his logs on IRL conversations he had, and he gave him a fuckload of character development compared to the other kids (or pretty much anyone else in the comic).
>>83545097
I'm not even sure if I'd make Callieroxy canon at the cost of Davejade canon
Davekat's mediocre but Davejade is a blander taste than vanilla
>>83545260
Bard of Heart
>>83545295
you make people around you develop erratic thought processes
>>83545274
Im still so booty blasted we didn't get the calroxy kiss
>>83545346
Why would we have? She wants to bone the kid who isn't already pure bone.
>>83545319
Prince of Mind
Maid of Blood
Rogue of Rage
>>83545346
hey liveblogger now that you've finished reading the entire comic why not make the final version of your shipping wall so we can judge your taste?
>every trip or namefag has shitty ships
w e w
>>83545070
Page of Space
>>83545376
in order
brain explosions
*slamming two dolls together* NOW KISS
you make enemies dazed and happy while you make your party ready to murder. Hardcore.
classpectanon have you formerly used the name/trip Page of Mind?
>>83545070
bard of breath
>>83545450
I think chaz once drew a Jade watersport pic for PoM cause he is into that sort of thing.
>>83545070
knight of mind
>>83545346
thank you
the fags here were so in denial that it was possible
>>83545498
he is
also diapers i think?
>>83545413
So how do you define maid, heir, witch and maid. They all seemed rather vague in the comic
>>83545274
>Doesn't like vanilla.
I bet you like strawberry you special snowflake bird of paradise.
