Hello you classists, mysignistics, sexist, and all around weatlhy anons
I promised during the Harley Quinn Storytime and I am going to do it, this is the Mega Storytime of everything Green Arrow, from Volumen 1 as Preacher Anon did here (>>83489616) to Green Arrow Rebirth.
So you nerds need to sit tight and ejoy the ride, because this poor anon is going to waste his time doing it for your sake, shall we begin?
First Let's start with a classic: Green Lantern/Green Arrow by O'Neil and Adams
Reading, thanks OP
>>83510735
Based
>Hard travelling heroes
why are you posting such pandering sjw garbage
>>83510808
My pleasure anon
>>83510858
Because you need to learn some good ol' social justice, you privileged twat
>>83510858
to get you ready for Rebirth Green Arrow of course
>Oliver was banging a 50 year old woman then her daughter in his first solo
Huh
>>83510984
Dinah Pre Crisis origins was so convoluted.
>STOP DEFENDING THE EARTH FROM INTERSTELLAR THREATS HAL! SOME PUNK CALLED AN AFRICAN AMERICAN PERSON A NIGGER!
>>83510735
will I miss anything major if I don't read the Volumen 1?
>>83510995
Way to cause vehicular manslaughter, Hal.
>>83511048
this is volume 1
>>83511019
Oh no, I meant Abigail Horton and Cynthia Horton
>>83511063
well see obviously this isn't SJW Green Arrow at all, he's being fatphobic.
>>83511069
Lucky Ollie. He also bang Both Drake and DLL.
>>83510735
Is the issue where Green Lantern is trying to kill all the asians because they're yellow like Sinestro's Corp?
>>83511048
It goes ove his pre-goatee history and what happened to his fortune so maybe
>>83511064
He means Ollies first solo mini which came out before this
>>83511095
>Calling someone Hitler
Bwahaha oh my, that was fast
>>83511138
ah that makes sense
>>83511163
>>Calling someone Hitler
>Bwahaha oh my, that was fast
I guess some things never change..
>>83511157
>Ah he's rich! HE MUST BE EVIL
Isn't Ollie fucking rich too?
>>83511138
thanks anon
Said it in the other thread but its pretty crazy how much of Ollies history takes place before his first solo mini/volume
>>83511195
Not by this point
>>83511286
this is gonna be a plot point later right? Because of Hal's ineptness something bad happens on Saturn?
probably among my favorite comics of all time
>>83510796
NEVER AGAINGot the Absolute edition as a blind buy. Neal's art is nice in large size.
what if they did the entire comic palette in shades of green
>>83511488
what is Hal doing with those toy clowns?
>>83511095
>I've heard that before...AT NUREMBERG
damn, Ollie got no chill
>>83511261
>useless mission
MOtherfucker go tell Superman you let Titan get destroyed and see what happens
>tfw I could buy this right now for $20
If only I had $20...
>>83511336
what a great page
>>83511602
Hal c'mon, just will it harder
when was this published btw? ~1970
wait what's this slapper guy done to the miners?
>>83511988
how many times will Green Arrow pull the Hitler card? I just wanna know.
>>83512070
>ain't still working for Adolf
the only thing better than Ollie jumping straight to Nazi comparisons is when the bad guys are actually Nazis
>>83512135
bwahaha oh Hal you fucking dumb shit
>>83512115
>can safely take out hidden landmines
Hey Hal? I have a better idea to help tons of people that's not a wandering road trip across America
>>83512248
oh sure Ollie, this is the first time you've made that Robin Hood connection
I have so many questions about the judicial system of this small town
and i can't wait for them to get to the South
>>83511192
How the fuck did he just phase through that wall!?
>>83511095
haha, calling Hal a Nazi. Ollie you're so hot tempered I love it.
>>83511474
It's Alan Moore, Ollie. He's the one who's rotting you and killing your soul.
>>83511157
>B: You're a monster for not helping me!
>G: How can I help?
>B: That's not my problem, you figure it out.
BLM in a nutshell everybody.
>>83511512
How is that not a happy ending?
>>83512967
last I checked BLM had a website with a whole slate of their positions and what they're working towards.
>>83511474
little dramatic Ollie?
>>83513045
>checks website
>"We are committed to disrupting the western-prescribed nuclear family structure requirement..."
>If blacks can't have functional families, no one can
COOL
>>83511578
Now THIS is some of the greatest sound effects I have ever seen in comics. This page is glorious!
>>83511635
No matter how much you want it not to, sometimes it goes limp at he wrong time.
I am saving this and calling it Erectile Disfunction.
>>83512115
>We're not going to help them kill themselves!
>Never mind, let's help them!
>>83513255
why did you not do the whole quote?
>We are committed to disrupting the Western-prescribed nuclear family structure requirement by supporting each other as extended families and “villages” that collectively care for one another, and especially “our” children to the degree that mothers, parents and children are comfortable.
aka a Nuclear Family is a 50s dream, it takes a village to raise a child.
i'm sorry for disrupting the storytime
>>83513406
Don't worry. I knew what I was getting into when I planed to Storytime Green Arrow. Social Justice and Ollie goes hand-in-hand, so it was inevitable
>>83511524
selling them. he's a toy salesman
>>83512651
Imagine if Ollie got that mad at Darhk for killing Laurel.
>>83512135
Fucking high and mighty guardians. We don't care what's happening, we're just going to execute our plan. You deal.
>>83513746
https://youtu.be/cVRiADlDEig
>>83513406
>'mothers, parents and children should be comfortable'
>being this afraid of saying 'fathers'
"It takes a village to raise a child" is fine when it informs how YOU can help others.
"My child, my responsibility" is how you should approach YOUR children.
"It takes your village to raise my child" is horseshit.
>>83512135
no wonder those little fuckers made him snap eventually
>>83511123
Whenever someone makes an obviously flawed argument like that, and the hero just hangs his head as if he can't possibly think of an argument, I want to leap into the story and argue on his behalf.
"SAVING THE UNIVERSE SAVES PEOPLE OF ALL COLORS INCLUDING YOU, YOU JACKASS"
>>83510735
How come these are the only Adams DC stories that haven't been ruined with horrible "modern" colors?
The recoloring makes his Batman stories almost completely unreadable.
>>83511474
> Bobby Kennedy
> good white man
Ha
>>83512999
>I've got to gamble green arrow's life... "
Comics were dumb back then but still great to read.
>>83513052
It's interesting to me that even in this series DC still had a pretty strong rule about making most issues done-in-one stories (or a two-parter at most).
I don't know when DC got on the Marvel serialized soap opera bandwagon... Legion maybe?
Will you also do a storytime of ollie and Hal's road trip?
>>83514194
This IS their road trip
>>83514194
Which is?. Because I thought this was the road trip
>>83512627
>atomic fission arrow
>is a net
>>83513317
Jesus Christ, Hal! Stop getting hit in the head! You get hit in the head more often than Ollie plays the Hitler card!
>>83514372
https://twitter.com/Benjamin_Percy/status/738423063495086080
>>83512820
holy shit ollie that sounded like a hard punch
>>83513543
I legitimately believe that one of the best things a person could do for Hal is removing his head.
>>83513502
oh fuck yeah, finally coming down to it
>>83514477
Is that supposed to be Shado?
>>83513543
the amount of times these two get hit on the back of the head is astounding. This is nearly Bruce Cambell level
>>83513559
because you are the worlds shittiest detective of course
>>83515210
Emiko.
>>83511488
>Hal the Toy Salesman
it's never not funny
