ADAPT TO THIS
>>83500968
Seems a bit derivative.
we don't harm our own kind
Earl, we are the Children of the Atom™
>>83500968
>Black character's power is literally to adapt to anything and not die
>Still die's first
>>83500968
Killed the token black
Truly he was an X-Men First Class.
>>83500968
>Adapts to survive
>Is still a black man in the 60's
>>83501832
laughed really hard
>>83500968
>SHAW WHAT ARE YOU- ARRRGGHHHHHHHH
>>83501716
>character's power is to adapt to anything to survive
>he's black
>in the 60's
How come Matthew Vaughn didn't get more shit for this?
>>83501832
fuck you i laughed
>Charles don't move, okay?
>I won't
>Actually, I...
>I can't feel my legs
What did he mean by this?
>>83500968
>there are people who think this is the best X-Men movie
>despite stupid plot points like this and Xavier getting crippled
>despite having the worst special effects in a cape movie since Superman IV
>despite the shit acting from half of the cast
>despite Shaw not being done any justice and comming off as a prop for Magneto's character arc
>despite setting up J-Law as central to that version of X-Men
>>83501725
They did have 2, so they had to kill one off, right?
>>83502101
You're wrong, it's the best movie
>Argument
fag
>>83502081
>guy stops 500 missiles mid-air with utmost precision right fucking then
>but when he gets shot with a gun, decides to just deflect the bullets randomly
>for literally no reason besides him being responsible for Xavier being crippled
Terrible, awful scene.
>First Class ends with Magneto forming the Brotherhood with Azazel, Mystique, Riptide, Mexicangel, and Emma
>All of them end up dead except for him and Mystique within months of the Brotherhood's formation
I'm supposed to believe that a guy that's 3 feet tall with a Buddy Cop Flick mustache was capable of killing a guy that could teleport anywhere he wanted and a telepath who could also make herself into a literal diamond?
>>83502177
He's good at dodging.
>>83502177
you have to poo sometime
>>83502177
Why didn't Mystique just turn herself into him more often?
Her condensed body mass would make her a really heavy midget, she'd be like a really efficient bowling ball
>>83502177
Sentinels are always a bit retarded, just go with it.
It's worth noting that Dinklage's specific brand of dwarfism is technically a mutation
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Achondroplasia
>>83500968
Still mad about this.
The whole plot about the adaptable Sentiles would've made more sense with Darwin than Felicitique.
>>83502358
well if Canadian Bacon didn't kill him how do you know Trask wouldn't have wanted him
>>83502030
That's actually a really good point. Why wouldn't he turn white in a white dominated society?
>>83502358
The plot makes sense in the Rogue Cut where they show they used her to give Sentinels the capacity to absorb powers.
>>83502177
I thought Azazel was an actual demon, not a mutie
>>83502268
Because they're going to do Alpha Flight one day, and they don't want to take away from Puck.
>>83502358
>Felicitique
Anon, that's harsh. At least Mystique does stuff.
>>83502390
Why do people like you always assume that they'll adapt the dumbest shit as part of a movie. How the fuck would a demon fit into a movie like this.
>>83502415
Because any other part of that shit made sense?
>>83502366
Darwin didn't die, he just adapted himself out of the movie
>>83502430
Well at least Apocalypse made it canon in the X-Men Movies that him and J-Law are Kurt's parents
>>83502415
The same way cartoony soviets did.
>>83502430
More sense than randomly and inexplicably having a demon in a movie that has absolutely nothing to do with demons.
>>83502390
Thinking about demons and by extension Hell made me remember Marvel has no plans on doing anything with Ghost Rider even though they have the rights to him
Does Marvel just hate darker stuff?
>>83502466
They did?
>>83502504
No one gave a shit about what happened in that movie, especially after fucking X3
>>83502506
There's a Netflix show rumored (aswell as Blade and Moon Knight).
The Cage movies didn't exactly help the IP's credibility.
>>83502511
Why else would she only give a shit about saving Kurt from the death cage thing and not care about what happened to Warren?
>>83502531
>Blade
With Wesley Snipes?
>>83502451
>The only way to survive the critics is not to play.
>>83502390
Ignore everything Chuck Austin wrote, pls.
>>83502535
Yeah that's just not enough evidence to leap to that conclusion.
>>83502549
Probably not (too old, bad rep), although he wants to.
>>83501832YOUR EMERGENCY BRAKE IS ON
>>83502369
Same reason he doesn't adapt to being a human in the comics when he looks like some weird alien thing
>>83502101
>despite having the worst special effects in a cape movie since Superman IV
X-men Origins Wolverine proves you wrong on this count
>>83502908
at least they make fun of it and Green Lantern (which is weird that they'd be allowed to do that) in Deadpool
>>83502936
>which is weird that they'd be allowed to do that
You can say anything as long as you don't name actual names.
There's also a Helicarrier in the movie but they get away with it by not mentioning it in dialogue or putting a SHIELD logo on it anywhere.
>>83502955
why did the guy who played Colossus in the original trilogy and DoFP turn down the role, anyway?
>>83503049
Because mocap work is for scrubs.
>>83502162
I was surprised he didn't just make the agent shoot herself.
>>83503112
Rose Byrne is hot, they can't let a hot girl die
>>83502081
>>83502081
Doooon't worry Charles.
I'm sure Beast over there has a mutant power neutralizing formula that will fix up your legs lickity split.
I mean sure decades from now the whole plot of the movie Beast was in was all about this cure x-factor like it had never existed before, so it's be weird that a neutralizer would exist in the 70s or 60s but HEEEEY don't worry about it.
>>83503145
Why was Beast not capable of making a serum that allowed him to work without neutralizing his telepathy?
His paralysis wasn't linked to his mutation
>>83503100
Tell that to Andy Serkis while he's a ready to pounce ape creature and see what happens.
>>83502148
X2 is the best movie
First Class is a breath of fresh air after Origins
DOFP is just them digging big holes in their movie timeline and continuity cause they wanted a couple more movies with Hugh Jackman Patrick Stewart and Ian Mckellin.
>>83503190
if DOFP was just a bunch of big holes why is it regarded as one of the best X-Movies
>>83502162
She was pretty close to him and he only just started reacting to the onslaught.
>>83503206
Because idk
Xmen was good
X2 was the best
X3 had a lot of crap but also a lot of good in my opinion
Origins was the worst
First Class was good and felt better than it was cause it was after Origins and 3 which were worse (but continuity plot holes were ignored cause it was assumed reboot)
WOLVERINE was good though pointless past using Hugh Jackman to print money for them
DOFP made First Class a prequel and thus made the timeline a bunch of mess including the stuff that they technically don't reboot
And to be honest I haven't seen the new one so I can't give my opinion on that beyond my confusion as why one big name actress is enough to push Mystique as the next Wolverine and needs so much focus.
>>83503334
Mystique saved Nixon from Magneto so she's regarded as a hero by other mutants for helping them be accepted by society. It's why Storm turns on Apocalypse near the end because he's choking Mystique out and she realizes she's on the wrong side if she wants to grow up to be like Halle Berry
>powers is literally adapt to anything to SURVIVE
>eats energy ball
>dies
BUT WHY?
>>83503161
Because if he did Singer couldn't pat himself on the back for being the director that told the story of why Xavier can't walk anymore
>>83503663
I can't really think of any other way he'd be paralyzed in the movies, wasn't he paralyzed in a ridiculous manner in the comics?
>>83503180
The only exception to the rule, and he silently worked in mocap for decades before getting a name through LOTR.
>>83503615
The writers probs didn't think of a way to adapt to energy balls. Also to job for kevin bacon
>>83502081
>Takes a bullet to the spine
>In a later movie, he cures that by taking pillsthat just so happen to also nullify his powers
How the fuck do you cure a bullet to the spine with pills?
>>83503206
Because it was entertaining.
>>83503334
>DOFP made First Class a prequel
First Class was always a prequel of sorts. And it wasn't good by any means, just had a sort of coherent plot, which I guess is more than you can say about most X-movies.
>>83503161
The serum was some kind of mutagen that worked by temporarily changing Chuck's DNA (how this repairs spinal cord damage, I couldn't tell ya...), but since it was made by modifying the formula Beast used to turn off his own powers, he couldn't get rid of the "it turns off people's powers" side effect.
>>83503770
Mageto intentionally through a big metal spear into his spine. They were on much worse terms than in the film
>>83502535
Because kurt is actually pretty cool
>>83503873
they aren't starcrossed lovers in the comics?
>>83503873
That's the Ultimate universe, bro.
616 explanation is a random Z-lister just crushed his legs with a rock or something.
>>83503903
>Lucifer
>Random Z-Lister
>>83503933
He wasn't the real Satan, dude, he was just some asshole who fucking called himself that.
So yeah, Z-Lister.
>>83503770
What about just keeping what First Class did?
>>83502177
Apparently they were killed by special ops created by order of JFK, after the Brotherhood killed some anti mutant politician.
The fact that JFK is a mutant and allowed use of lethal force is questionable.
Azazel and probably Mexicangel were killed in sleep. Which makes even less sense, as they had to somehow sneak up to them.
Trask only dissected them.
>>83502081
>gets shot, supposedly paralyzing him
>still brings his knee up to brace his fall
>also no blood on the spine destroying round
Fox, please just give Marvel back their shit.
>>83503933
He's not THE Lucifer, he's just some alien named Lucifer, and that is literally the only thing he's famous for.
Seriously, what else has he done?
>>83503049
He disliked idea of not being entire character, while the face and voice of Deadpool Colossus is of two different people.
>>83504044
>the fact that JFK is a mutant and allowed use of lethal force is questionable
Maybe Lyndon Johnson did it behind his back?
>>83504076
>he disliked idea of not being entire character
I didn't know Colossus used /co/. How do you find clothes in your size?
>>83502162
Because Magneto is Ferromagnetic and bullets are only partially made of iron, some of them aren't even made of iron at all (except FMJ ammunition). He can't control bullets, only guns, because they're made of iron, as well as missiles.
>>83503388
Who doesn't want to grow up and be Halle Berry
>>83503049
>7 feet tall muscular giant instead of a twink who's only slightly more /fit/ than most other twinks
Well, it worked out alright, I must say.
>>83504156
Whether metal has to be ferrous or not for him to control it actually fluctuates all the time. In the comics, he can control the entire god damned EM spectrum, which is why he's often drawn surrounded by an invisible forcefield bubble.
>>83504165
I mean Sophie Turner gets to grow up to be Famke Janssen, and she's this hot in her 50s
>>83504088
Could be. That or maybe Stryker senior, which was in CIA in First Class already, if I remember right.
I think that the special ops (Project Eyes Wide Open or some stupid name like that) were made from CIA, so it could be that.
>>83504218
>who was in CIA in First Class already
he's who Mystique turned into so the guys would stop getting mad and assuming Charles' telepathy meant he was a spy
>>83504111
Don't you know? Being hero is just a part time job. I need civilian clothes only when I am not doing hero things. My X-Men uniform is not stretchy, so if it's hero day, it's hero day.Sometimes you have to eat hero, brush teeth hero.
>>83504243
why didn't he sound like Heavy Weapons Guy in the X-Men movies anyway
>>83501642
unless they are traitors
>>83504263
But Shaw didn't try spinning, that would have been a cool trick
>>83502268
>she'd be like a really efficient bowling ball
>>83504261
Because in X-Men movies, he was voiced by the same guy who gave him face, while in Deadpool he's voiced by another guy, who is from Serbia or somewhere around.
>>83504339
They can't find an Eastern European guy that would fit the bill for Piotr?
I know the movie was on a tight budget but it can't be that hard to find a jacked guy with a funny voice
>>83502177
He had stryker working for him and used his resources
>>83502270
But not due to x gene
He is still a flatscan
>>83504349
Colossus was meant to be nothing but a cameo when he was first cast, so they just picked the first cheap tall guy they could find in Hollywood...then Singer decided "let's just keep the same guy" as the part gradually got bigger.
>>83504349
Well, now we have Colossus that is full CGI made by 3 people, if I remember right: mocap guy, face, and voice. And it works perfectly.
>>83504411
but what would you do if you wanted him in his normal form
>>83504411
Who do they use if they ever want to have the same Colossus in a different movie but show Piotr power down?
>>83504438
>You don't eat breakfast here, brush teeth hero
>Hero is a part time job
>Colossus eats his breakfast and rides in a cab in his metal form
Do you see the joke now?
>>83504450
That they kept him in his metal form so they wouldn't have to show an actual actor?
>>83504445
I myself would probably use the face guy, but still make the same other person voice him.
Though making Colossus in huge metal form all the time would make a somewhat running joke.
>>83503854
alternative medicine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuBtux7aaB0
>>83504461
>Saying that hero is not a full time job
>That Wade do not have to eat or brush teeth as a hero
>Himself is shown eating breakfast in his transformed form, which is basically eating as a hero
Why do I even bother with explaining this joke?
>>83504479
Wtf does that even mean?
>>83504493
That speech of Colossus to Wade is full of shit.
>>83502081
So Magneto can control lead too?
>>83502081
>as he's falling, he deliberately moves his legs
Psst. Stop moving your legs. You're paralyzed now.
>Will.I.Act was in one of these movies
We hunted our own kind, Logan. There's a special place in hell for the things we did.
>>83502162
I don't think it was that bad.
Just Erik being reckless.
>>83504602
He already did it in the first X-men movie.
>>83500968
>ADAPT TO THIS YOU FUCKING NIGGER
How the hell did Singer get away with that?
>>83504215
>damn she looks good
>go to look up her wiki to see how old she is and possibly look for nudes
>headlines of her complaining about replacement in xmen apocalypse due to sexism, ageism
I want off this ride
>>83502586
Of course he wants to, to him he is Blade and he doesn't look too old for the role
To be honest if it's not Wesley Snipes I don't care about a Blade series
>>83500968
Is there a reason he couldn't?
>>83506120
It always looks like he did adapt and then he dies anyway.
He can adapt to anything but the script.
>>83503854
It wasn't pills, it was an injection, and his power is based around his spinal cord/brain so maybe it nullifies his mutant power by altering sensory messages in his spine which enables his to walk
>>83506120
Powers aren't absolute. Someone with super strength can't necessarily lift landmasses.
It's only due to decades of different writers trying to one-up each other that we get ridiculous feats like Darwin spontaneously becoming a god to survive a weapon that doesn't kill gods.
>>83506438
Yeah but having a ball of energy shoved down your mouth seems pretty simple to survive with that power set. Couldn't he have just turned into a gas for a moment or something?
>>83502081
i dont know why but that looks somehow gay
>>83502626
Don't tell me how to drive, jackass!
>>83502380
But that's not her power.
>>83500968
gey
>>83502081
Damn, those costumes are nice. Too bad this is the only good X-Men movie.
>>83506477
Him turning into a gas probably would have killed him faster. He should have just tried dissipating it, not containing it.
>>83500968
>We... are children of the atom. Radiation gave birth to mutants. What will kill the humans will only make us stronger.
>>83504474
Holy shit what a blast to the past.
>>83503206
It's not. It just looks flashy, so many people liked it, but it doesn't hold up to repeat viewing at all.
>>83504411
5 people, actually
voice, facial mocap, the face they put the mocap onto (so the facial model and the guy that did the movements were different), the body mocap on location, and another mocap actor in the studio.
http://collider.com/deadpool-colossus-actors-video/
>>83511217
If he would only know about Apocalypse...
Or maybe that's actually good. Because Apocalypse with Shaw's power would be absolutely unstoppable.
>>83510665
If he turned into a gas the energy would have just dispersed or shot through him before he reformed.
>>83512284
Or it would ignite the gas.
>>83512341
>all gas is flammable
>>83502936
does he have a stussy on his chest?
>>83512426
>Noble gases can't turn into plasma
>>83511217
His plan was probably the worst in all of the Xmovies
I mean honestly cause nuclear Holocaust just for the small percentage of mutants who'd survive that?
And when everyone rises from their homes and see their world now a crapfest with so much radiation that food is impossible to grow, they will call the guy who caused it all their king.
>>83512677
Shaw was not aware of mutants like Wolverine or Sabertooth, that lived over 200 years by then.
Or if he would learn about En Sabah Nur, who may be over 6 thousand years old.
>enslaved
