Did you ever have a childhood crush on a cartoon character, /co/?
>>83498038
Go away
>>83498038
Nigga are you lost?!......
>>83498038
>>83498038
yes why?
>>83498268
This quote cracks me up but I never knew the context for it
>>83498038
>crush on a character whose only purpose was blatant sex appeal
no nigga, that's called lust
>>83498335
I vaguely remember something about a catfucker from /an/. But that was ages ago.
She was the only reason why I watched tmnt fast forward.
Bitch, I had a crush on ALL the cartoon characters.
I shoulda started my own damn cult.
>>83499125
I swear to God I heard about some social-nationalist Russian group that had banners adorned with this character. It was the weirdest shit.
>>83498038
Does thirteen years of age count?
>>83499272
Oh it was real all right!
http://www.odditycentral.com/news/russian-cult-worships-female-cartoon-character.html
Ginger Foutley
yupstill do
>>83499428
Slavs are truly the savior of the white race
>>83499620
In the sense that noone outside of another Slav would contemplate breeding with one, yes.
>>83499657
Historians have written about sexual violence committed by the armies of the Western Allies and the Red Army as these forces fought their way into the Third Reich and during the period of occupation.[7] On the territory of Nazi Germany, it began on 21 October 1944 when troops of the Red Army crossed the bridge over the Angerapp creek (marking the border) and committed the Nemmersdorf massacre before they were beaten back a few hours later.
The majority of the assaults were committed in the Soviet occupation zone; estimates of the numbers of German women raped by Soviet soldiers have ranged up to 2 million.[8][9][10][11][12] According to historian William Hitchcock, in many cases women were the victims of repeated rapes, some as many as 60 to 70 times.[13] At least 100,000 women are believed to have been raped in Berlin, based on surging abortion rates in the following months and contemporary hospital reports,[10] with an estimated 10,000 women dying in the aftermath.[14] Female deaths in connection with the rapes in Germany, overall, are estimated at 240,000.[1][15] Antony Beevor describes it as the "greatest phenomenon of mass rape in history", and has concluded that at least 1.4 million women were raped in East Prussia, Pomerania and Silesia alone.[16] According to Natalya Gesse, Russian soldiers raped German females from eight to eighty years old. Russian women were not spared either.
When Yugoslav politician Milovan Djilas complained about rapes in Yugoslavia, Stalin reportedly stated that he should "understand it if a soldier who has crossed thousands of kilometres through blood and fire and death has fun with a woman or takes some trifle."[21] On another occasion, when told that Red Army soldiers sexually maltreated German refugees, he reportedly said: "We lecture our soldiers too much; let them have their initiative."
>>83499784
Ummm, thank you for that informative essay.
>>83499784
>it's a 'wehraboo gets butthurt' episode
>>83499784
Everyone get your cards out.
>>83500249
>>83499943
I'm a Slav. The point is it doesn't matter how you feel about us - you're getting the dick.
In after Gadget Hackwrench.
>>83498038Gave me my long hair and mummification fetishes.
Poison Ivy after the episode of BTAS where she changed behind a screen while Robin laid on a couch.
>>83500480
All three of them, but mostly Jeanette.
Babs from the Tiny Toons
I'm almost positive that every make in my generation sexually imprinted on Jessica Rabbit.
The femme fatal attitude, the multi-toned blue skin, and the shapeshifting. I managed to escape the weird vore forcefeeding in her first appearance, mercifully
Starting to realize why I liked true Midna so much, actually
>>83498038
My mom told me whe i was 5 I was obssessed with Minnie mouse. What does that tell me about my sexuality, doc?
>>83502490
>first appearance
you'd be surprised as to how many confused boners arose that fucking night
"open wide~~"
are you /kidding/ me
Yes, I did.
>>83502651
Can you please remind me what she is from? I cannot recall for the life of me
>>83498038
A crush? No, I don't think so. They are cartoon characters. I may have fapped to some of the sexier ones, but I have would have said I had a crush on one.
>>83502694
batman beyond lad
get to watching
There were tons, I can't even remember them all, but I think many of the women were purposely over the top sexy in cartoons, like Jessica Rabbit, etcetera.
>>83502491
You're a disgusting furfag, sorry anon. Only way it could be worse is if it was Kovu or something.
Yes, I did
>>83498038
I'm a guy btw
>>83503205
I don't think there are any girls here
>>83503257
I didn't know what else to write.
>>83503286
Kek
>>83503286
'flame on' perhaps?
>>83499125
Her and April O'Neil.
God bless jumpsuits.
>>83503257
You're wrong
Also pic related was my first crush
Bugs in drag.
>>83503144
oh yes, tender princess romy, good taste man!
>cleo was subject of one of my first faps, not crushes
>>83498038
>>83498038
Yes
I think it was the red soulless looking eyes.
>>83498038
Mai Valentine
Renamon
queen Tyr'ahnee
The dogette from Balto
I'm sure I'm forgetting one or two from older cartoons
>>83504133
Snufkin is a God-tier Moomin character.
yup, a hard one
>>83501913
If only the art style didn't creep me out...
Ariel now and forever
> I was 12 when tge show first cre out 6 years ago don't kill me
She gave me a fetish for dark haired vampire girls
>>83504116
Good taste
>>83503205
Well, he had nice hips desu.
And the flamed armor thing only made him look more feminine.
>>83501861
I was like, six, sue me.
>she's not real
>girls like her don't exist
Fuck this life.
>>83502491
You had good taste when you were 5.
What happened?
>>83506036
Snufkin is a loser
![xj9_by_punipaws-d8x0ddj[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/KQX6oLo.png "xj9_by_punipaws-d8x0ddj[1].png")
I was obsessed with MLAATR when it came out. There was nothing I wanted more than to stick my ten year old pen0r into that robot.
>>83498335
Pre-captcha 4chan had a bot problem and they'd string together really incoherent yet innocuous sentences to make posts on boards like /r9k/, and that was just one of the strings I believe that took off as a meme.
>>83508462
Fuck you, pal
Lisa Simpson
>>83506812
My nigga
Princess Zelda, man, all the way. Badass bitch with a heart of gold? The more I think of it the more she reminds me of my ex (in a good way). And nothing like that boot/pants combo.
Honorable mentions:
April O'Neil
Jessica Rabbit
Maid Marion
>>83499125
Totally
>>83498038
Who didn't?
>>83504334
my nig
>>83504334
Yes but she was [spoilers]Japanese.[/spoilers]
>>83504334
yup
I just thought he was so handsome and cute.guy btw
>>83506036
He's so chill and wise and also sort of a take-charge kind of guy when the situation calls for action. Also handsome. Lovely
>>83513878
Thanks Disney,
>>83513878
Oooh yes. Dat voice
>>83503857
I'm not THAT gay, anon.
>>83513903
Remember that time Snufkin told the inhabitants of the valley to leave their homes when the plants were overgrowing because that bitch nigga is more concerned with trees than the wellbeing of his friends? I bet you don't.
>>83514523
Do you also think that evacuating people from a city when a forest fire is approaching means that you care more about giving free reign to the fire than about the wellbeing of the people?
>>83508328
>Well, he had nice hips desu.
That he did.
>>83506683
>adventure time is 6 years old
i still remember when a friend of mine found that weird youtube short where finn goes to mars and meets abe lincoln.
>>83499125
>>83502858
A tie between Gadget, Jessica Rabbit, Ariel the Mermaid, and maybe Velma
Jessica definitely influenced my taste in women the most though
Dubbed anime count?
>>83498038
Boy, did I ever!
>>83516111
Funny, I found her to be super annoying when I was a kid.
>>83516293
No account for taste, Anon.
Max~~
>>83506132
This creeped you out?
>>83503144
>>83515323
It got weorder as the show progressed anon...
So many toon waifus. Being an 80s-90s kid was glorious.
Just fuck my shit up
>>83517359
This
>>83498038
yes
>>83506812
>>83511004
ULTRA-PATRICIAN TASTE
>>83513878
>>83514002
I'VE MADE 200 BUCKS A DAY SINCE I WAS TWELVE FLUFF
>>83498038
Gadget on Rescue Rangers.
Also that Tiny Toons episode where Babs snuck into the high school prom in a see-through yellow evening gown with her ears down over one eye like Jessica Rabbit's hair.
Oh, and also Jessica Rabbit, come to think of it.
Francine has been god tier waifu material since season 1
>>83499125
Every time i hear about the Gadget cult I'm reminded of this:
https://youtu.be/jyOBXnfg1Wk
>>83502858
I popped my first boner to Jessica Rabbit
Smug little bastard
>>83498038
Yes, and it continues to this day.
She's only technically /co/ related though.I'm now a 31 year old virgin, dateless, kissless, and with a series of dead end jobs and a virtually zero bank account living in a relative's basement.
>>83511916
>>83498038
You bet
>>83525243
HELLOOOOO NURSE!
this cunt
>>83524312
Slightly messy brunette hair is best.
>>83526003
Finally, a replacement for all those tiny low-quality gifs I've had for years!
>>83522148
Anon are you sure you're 18?
>>83526619
>Lion King 2 came out almost 20 years ago
>>83524456
>family guy
>>83513909
>childhood crush
>Movie from this year
>>83508546
She is a beauty.
>>83498038
uh huh
>>83526183
You clearly didn't grow up with an older sister. Katara is fucking obnoxious.
From the 90's cartoon.
Later i think Sailor Mercury
>>83529073
Not sure if bait or just retarded.
Some of my first faps were to Jean Grey during the Phoenix Saga.
>>83530947
>tumblr file name
every single time
and /co/mblr reacts outraged when you point it out
>>83533539
>>83521038
>Listen here you little shit.
>>83498038
her r34 is garbage.....
like the movie is more fapable
>>83533539
>he's actually mad
...no, images come from tumblr all the time and not everyone feels like renaming them after grabbing it from a 5 second google images search
Do you... believe people are actually going to tumblr every time they want images... have you seriously never done an images search in your life?
>and /co/mblr reacts outraged when you point it out
You get enraged when you point it out, apparently...
>>83498038
Yes, and you posted her.
>>83533945
Of course not.
He believes people spend so much time on tumblr doing tumblr things that they already have thousands of tumblr images saved for every topic they might discuss in the future, which they leave with the generated gibberish filename because shut up.
>>83533525
Really?
>>83534044
She looks super hot in black.
Demona from Gargoyles.
I just wanted to hug her and tell her it'll be alright...
I fell in love with her the first time I saw her back in 32
>>83517359
This, oh this!
Me and a friend straight up jacked off to Power Girl together.
I still think it's fucking weird.
>>83533597
so furry.
wasn't she a space molester?
Yeah I me and all my friends had a crush on Miss Bellum
Yes.
>>83536149
How.. how old are you?
>>83533597
God she was horrible:
"Got magical powers but they must be kept secret. So saving the day with magic but no one in the crew, except human boy, knows. Despite this and seemingly useless, kept around in the crew."
What the fuck was up with that awful writing?
>>83526003
damn, I want all three of them
who knew Dot could work dat ass?
>>83498038
i use to masturbate to lola bun
Trunks when I was in grade school. Really early teens was Jim Hawkins.
>>83529269
My nigga
>>83529269
Ok but a normal fuck with the Frizz?
NO WAY!
>>83498038
DCAU Cheetah, I have no regrets.
Have there been any psychological studies about how cartoon characters that appeal to natural attractive features sexually affect kids in the long run?
