The Patreon strip here. Thanks Patreanon!
Becky is ruining Joyce's life in a years long plot to taste her cunny
>>83496357
So Becky is a fucking shit.
HOW will Willis try to make us care?
please oh almighty common sense
let something bad happen to Becky.
>>83496434
Nah it's good, he established her Tragic Past. That balances this all out.
This strip would have been significantly more tense and interesting without the last panel. The Quirking is really not needed.
>>83496357
>Cool dad sees Becky for the thirsty lesbian she is, effectively just one bad day away from getting his daughter drunk and raping her
Fug we getting Becky slapped the fuck down soon?
>>83496568
Even after the tragic past, I feel no sympathy for her whatsoever.
>>83495640
It's Willis' accidental foray into cubism. Notice how the nose and eyes look like they are drawn from the front, but the snout is drawn from the side.
>>83496357
Also shut up Becky, we didn't forget that you're a lesbian
>500+ Post Hype Train ends
>New Hype Train starts without missing a beat.
>>83496735
What art style gives it a tongue the color of a corpse?
>>83496357
>Joyce's parents were in the house together all day
>Sometime in the morning Becky and Joyce ran off with the car
>Joyce's mom has been worried about / angry at Joyce all day for running off
>Joyce's dad tells her he let Joyce and Becky borrow the car only when they get back and she's in the middle of confronting them
Why the fuck would he not have told her that earlier if he was going to lie about it? Wouldn't mom immediately turn around and ask him why the fuck he didn't tell her that earlier so she didn't spend the whole day worried?
>>83497458
Willis is not a very bright man
>>83496057
The most appropriate response so far.
>>83496735
My dog's tongue, when he died, was that gray color willis used for his dog's.
Wills clearly hates animals and I am triggered. Why wasn't there a trigger warning?
>walky was a half-white boy from the south who later married a blonde blue eyed white girl
>but written by a white christian fundamentalist nerd from Ohio
You must realize that DOA was somewhat inevitable, Willis was always going to go down this road. What seemed like an innocent 1990s racially mixed kid was actually the seed of hyper-autistic liberalism, but Willis didn't fully realize it until later when he severed his Christian ties.
Also Willis wishes he was black, and wishes he could get fucked by a black guy
>>83496568
Becky must always remind us she is a quirky lesbian, it is mandatory
>>83496357
How far does the childhood friend thing go before Joyce knocks Becky the fuck out for all the shit shes put her through? Joyce is risking her neck (albeit needlessly because Willis cant write), she barely escapes the brunt force of the consequences, and all Becky can do is taunt her.
It takes a real special someone to fuck up your supposed "protagonists" this much
I've never seen a fictional character project how insecure they are like Becky
>>83496568
Willis doesn't know how to use TP.
"I'M A FUCKING LESBIAN"
That's our Bec-
"LLLESBIAN! I LOVE VAGINAS MORE THAN DICKS!"
Your mother killed herself when she realized the mistake she made.
>this snoozes the becky
>>83496961
Well I don't know about anyone else, but I'm hyped for the new moustache twirling villains we're inevitably going to meet at church.
Too bad we probably won't get to next morning in universe for another three weeks or so.
>>83498152
The priest.
All the other families.
Becky screaming she's a lesbian on the microphone.
>>83498302
Yeah, it's going to be a sermon about homosexuality, and Becky won't be able to restrain herself.
>>83498358
>>83498302
>Becky
>Ms. Cant go ten minutes without announcing how much of a fag she is
>even being brought to church
If she shows up there its going to be uninvited so she can show those "homophobic religious bigot shitlords" what for
>>83497458
Only explanation I can think of is both of Joyce's parents stopped talking to each other for the rest of the day after their argument, possibly out of anger.
But the more probable explanation is this just wasn't thought through well enough.
>>83498567
i'm actually upset that it's expanding beyond shitty parents and i'm gonna get all #NotAllChristians and dumb about it
>>83498358
The sermon will be about helping the poor and unfortunate. The result will be the same.
>>83496357
MEANWHILE, IN THE GOOD COMIC.
1/2
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200508octbargein.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200509freeload.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200510pluto.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200511rockthisplace.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200512honorroll.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200601dorothy.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200602flattered.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200603alternate.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200604bedside.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200605arm.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200606exercise.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200607marry.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200608danny.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200609search.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200610molehill.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200611rosenthal.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200612distractions.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200701baldy.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200702leave.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200703ponies.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200704reunion.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200705kids.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200706david.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200707worry.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200708wham.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200709birth.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200710dining.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200711fall.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200712yule.html
>>83498963
2/2
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200801movingon.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200802speedyhitched.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200803fisticuffs.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200804showers.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200805iscanbemarriage.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200806studentteaching.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200807marcie.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200808dropit.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200809vows.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200810fonts.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200811missing.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200812themom.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200901chopper.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200902brockosmodernlife.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200903parents.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200904vendetta.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200905transplant.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200906dead.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200908thedayof.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200909stranded.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200910hiya.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200912voices.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/201001fightfightfight.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/201003flyaway.html
http://www.itswalky.com/members/theend.html
>>83496357
Oh Becky! You're just a piece of shit!!
>>83497927
Never going to happen. Becky is the pet character. Everyone will always treat her with love (except sometimes parents, Christians, or white males). According to Willis, Joyce should be on her knees thanking her for everything because she's so awesome.
You know, for all the wacky, quirky times Becky has to declare that she's a lesbian while her childhood best friend is freaking out and is afraid of all the changes that have been affecting her too, has she ever really shown any gratitude for all the help and support she's gotten from Joyce? Maybe it's all this jumping around different stories that's not helping my memories because I'm sure Willis wouldn't have made Becky that much of an self-absorbed ingrate (would he?), but at most all I can remember is the recent strip where Becky is telling Joyce that she's strong and she'll be there with Joyce when having to face her mom (before going into another joke).
>>83498774
I can't wait to see Becky's "nervous jokes" when Joyce's parents get a divorce.
>>83499457
"I-I'm sorry Joyce...I didn't mean to make your parents split...but I sure could use a split right now and not a banana split, am I right? We can laugh. I'm not mad you're trying to make me feel guilty."
>ITT people forget Joyce desperately wanted out of the house took the van without Becky's suggestion
>>83498001
FUCKING THIS. It's not enough to mention it every strip, it has to be every fucking panel now.
WE GET IT.
SHE DIGS VAGINAS.
HIP HIP HOORAY, WHO GIVES A SHIT.
>>83499440
Nope.
Becky's not a very good friend, and Joyce can't realize this, even after the haircut.
>>83499763
someone rape this cunty ginger dyke just for the fuck of it.
>>83499146
>According to Willis, Joyce should be on her knees thanking her for everything because she's so awesome.
That sounds painful.
>>83496357
>DUDE, LESBIAN LMAO
There is such a thing as running a gag/joke into the ground.
>>83496357
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if Becky's speech degrades to just saying the word "Lesbian" over and over like a Pokemon.
>>83500088
It depends on the execution, really.
>>83500143
>implying it was a joke to begin with
>>83500200
>It depends on the execution, really.
And you know it won't be good. This is Willis we're talking about here. It's going to be completely one-sided.
>>83500253
>It's going to be completely one-sided.Is that a pun?
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>>83498152
Oh man, would Willis actually go there?
>>83498152
>>83498302
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>>83498825
And this is going to all be based on the Church Willis went to when he was a kid growing up. There is going to be a lot of personal projection.
>>83500183
>Skate with me
>For my pleasure...
Is that a Red Dragon reference? It cracks me up either way.
>>83500359
Gotcha!
"Ride with me. For my pleasure!"
The name Mary means bitterness/sorrow.
>>83500235
You know, there's a strip where Billie says that even if Ruth pushes her away, she'll still crawl up her butt anyway. So much for that now.
Good job at making Ruth more interesting and actually a bit sympathetic.
>>83500355
And a lot of Becky shouting at people about how she's a lesbian just to ruffle feathers, meanwhile Joyce gets the brunt of the consequences and TurboDyke gets off scott free and squeaky clean.
More cookies
>>83500645
All I can stare at are Ruth's scary tiny baby hands at the end of row 1.
>>83500692
I'm cringing, but that is exactly what will happen.
What does Willis's fanbase think of these edits?
>>83500916
>>83500966
Well, in a previous thread we were talking about creating a DOA edits tumblr, but I don't think that's been created yet.
>>83498883
Ah, Hooper and Lith, the best characters who will never be ruined by DoA, because they're based on real people.
>>83501454
I wouldn't be so sure. Look at Shortpacked! and tell me otherwise. Willis can and will put anyone through the ringer.
>>83496357
Hold on.
Wait a minute.
Just a fucking second.
Becky's a lesbian!?
>>83501522
Seriously, Willis has refused to use that entire squad in DoA, because they were real people. He's been asked about it.
At best, they would be cameos, like Alan the Alien.
>>83501582
What else do you think she meant when she said she prefers cats?
>>83500355
...is there ever NOT a lot of personal projection in this comic?
>>83498883
Willis was a totally different guy back then.
>>83501758
what is it older comics when the character is an asshole, its just an overall better comic?
>Walky only ever dates white girls
When is someone going to get on his case for only dating whites because he is a racist who wishes he was fully white?
>>83496357
>Break into a house
>Her own house
I'm still trying to understand why Willis thinks getting into your own home is against the law.
I kinda want to see him get locked out of his home one day without keys and be terrified the cops will think he's a thief.
>>83501830
white nothing, he's married to himself.
>>83501916
It happened to Cornell West, so it could happen to YOU!Just, y'know, ignore the fact that Cornell West looks like a crazy guy you'd cross the street to avoid having harass you for change
>>83501708
But this one may go full throttle.
>>83501945
>look virtually identical
>they had twins
So uh, when do they learn they awkward truth about their own parentage?
>>83496357
Becky is a homewrecker. And not the sexy kind.
>>83501945
Holy crap it's like Milhouse's parents. That's hilarious.
>>83500183
I want Becky and Mary to fuck.
For the love of God can we move these threads to /trash/?
I know Willis starts these threads himself to keep himself angry and triggered.
>>83501945
>>83502076
As opposed to Maggie's early pictures, where she's basically a real life Amber.
>>83504752
It's a good way to ensure that he always has a boogieman to fight, at least. And it boosts signal strength.
Some people are trying to direct Willis' attention toward Overwatch, and I'm not sure if they're being facetious or not.
>It's got a moderately attractive sexy/shy nerd girl with glasses! That's your Thing, right?
http://itswalky.tumblr.com/post/145448520302/there-were-30-more-paragraphs-of-this
Willis putting religious whackos in their place.
becky really only has one setting huh
>>83505215
>Someone rights a small essay about Willis having a hate boner for Christianity
>Willis' response is "lol they wrote a lot"
>>83505206
Keep on seeing her everywhere.
I mean everywhere.
>>83496434
No she's a quirky free spirit who does what she feels because she's experiencing true freedom. She's so strong and so very brave and we should all admire Becky for it.
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>>83496435
>let something bad happen to Becky.
"virtue insulation," son
>>83498883
> hoy hoy
who the actual fuck does this, is that like saying 'huzzah' right before someone punches you
>>83499015
>Oh Becky! You're just a piece of shit!!
Becky was always a piece of shit
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200703ponies.html
>>83506547
>Walkyverse Becky is now retconned to be Lesbian
>>83501454
Hooper at least has gone full "SJW" (yes it's a misogynistic slur but there's no better term for it)
Sometimes I feel like the only person who hasn't become a rhinoceros.
>>83506708
Was Becky in Shortpacked?
>>83507768
Probably only as a cameo.
>>83496357
All I am getting from this comic is that lesbians are terrible people and should be ignored, avoided and cast out if and whenever possible.
>>83501916
Well, interestingly enough, Becky may have legal right to enter her family home (i.e. she's had reasonable access to her own possessions, hasn't fully moved out, no restraining order against her by her Dad -- and not vice versa, since Toedad is still in jail) BUT breaking into ANY house in the middle of the night is likely to arouse suspicion. I'm surprised they didn't have any interaction with the police coming and going if her old neighborhood is so bucolic.
>>83508169
The universe exists to make Becky happy.
>>83496357
I hope that little ginger faggot gets her teeth smashed.
>>83507217
>sjw is a slur
No anon, you are the rhinoceros (sick reference though)
>>83506547
>http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200703ponies.html
Jesus, even back then I can't tell his characters apart.
>>83504734
I want Becky and Mary to consummate a marriage smiled upon by God
>>83508771
>Becky
I mean the other mouthy redhead
Is there a way for me to read this without going to his site? I don't want to give him the traffic.It looks utterly autistic
>>83509242
does he get money if you use adblock?
>>83509242
I just read what gets posted here.
I had never read this before and last night, I read all of it. I like it.
Seems like /co/ has something against it. What don't you like about it?
>>83496357
I hate this character so much.
So I snagged http://doa-edits.tumblr.com/. If someone has a pic of any of the characters with a "Make America Great Again" hat on can you post it here? I want to have the blog looking presentable and ready to go before I start posting.
Also, I'm taking submissions.
>>83511497
>http://doa-edits.tumblr.com/
It's way too obvious. No one will take it seriously enough to really get mad at it, I don't think.
>>83511597
Nah. The point is that I'm gonna start posting edits and tag them with the characters who are listed. That way, if you want to browse DOA-related tags, you have to see the edits.
>>83511641
Ah, gotcha. I don't use tumblr (besides looking at porn blogs) but I'll keep an eye on it once you start posting shit.
God be with you, Anon.
>>83500150
>the only attractive character Willis draws is wasted on that cunt ruth
>>83511698
Gonna start posting some of the stuff that's already in this thread. Does anyone know Carla or Ruth's last names?
>>83512239
Carla Rutten (wow, seriously Willis?) and Ruth Lessick, according to the DOA Wiki
>>83505644
He's such a child. He should not have been allowed to breed.
>>83512345
>Carla Rutten
I don't get it
>>83512854
Just how it's so close to the word Rotten. Y'know, because Carla is a huge bitch.
>>83512345
Thanks, do you have Billie's last name by any chance?
BTW:
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>>83505226
>>83508771
are all up and posted.
>>83512925
Oh, I thought it was a sex reference, since "rutting" is what animals do.
>>83513007
Her name is Jennifer Billingsworth.
>>83513007
Jennifer "Billie" Billingsworth
>>83513046
Sure, why not. Draw whatever conclusion that'll piss Willis off more.
So I've been looking at everybody's hair since we were talking about "samehair syndrome" in a few of the threads. How exactly does Joyce's hair work? (and Ruth, etc.)
How is it that their hair is shaped like a sideways butt? It stays flush to their heads and then foofs out halfway down. Hair does not work like that.
>>83513098
>>83513079
Thanks
t. DOA-Edits man
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>>83500870
are also all now posted, meaning I should be caught up with /doag/!
>>83513121
>Hair does not work like that.
It really doesn't, and it bugs me.
>>83513725
Oh snap!
So this means that we should get to work on some new edits/fan-art?
>>83513870
I already got requests for more lewds, so feel free to go ahead!
>>83511497
>http://doa-edits.tumblr.com/
I look forward to the eventual takedown after Willis throws a fit about an edited patreon strip.
>>83513950
>implying he'll even want to check the page
walkerton.tripod.com
>Willis has been active on the internet since the tripod years
>>83514117
> Welcome to Walky's Internet Pitstop. I know that first sentence is redundant, but it makes me feel secure.
Why does this make me so fucking angry
Wait
It's a fucking title and he's already injecting personal insecurities in it.
>>83513725
Happy dick edit anon here
Cool story, bro!
Allow me to dump some more edits here for that tumblr.
>>83511443
Not as much as I hate Carla.
Or Willis, for that matter; I love Carla's design, but her character is utter shit and the storyline is utter shit.
>>83512925
I thot it was a half-assed anagram of "Ultra Car"
>>83515166
>amber
>RA
i'm not sure that's a better choice
I will now show you, Mr. West, my discovery. A laser surgical drill makes possible a new technique lobotomy which results in total masterhood of the human will...
I have lost my faith in your profession, Dr. Vesalius.
With best regards to Patreanon
>>83515226
Is that Sarah unhinging her jaw to devour Dina's head in the last panel?
>>83508169
From what I understand, Becky was within her rights to break into her own home, but when she took that $200 that was hidden in the house, then she fucked up. Not that she'll get any repurcussions for that, but it's worth mentioning.
>>83509242
Honestly, odds are you can be brought up to speed by 80% of the regulars here. Hell, even *I* might be useful sometimes.
>>83513121
>>83513795
I swear I've seen a similar cut in a 90's music video... might've been an 80's video.
>>83515268
I can not only see this happening in-canon, but she'll play it off as "flashin' my cooter to the lady types cause I'm TOTES LESBIAN"Typing that out gave me a headache.
>>83508263
Doesn't seem to be doing a very good job, then. Becky appears to be pretty miserable and spreading that miserableness around.
>>83515706
That Becky's misery is infectious.
>Becky's homosexuality breaking families apart just like how it does in real life.
It's like pottery.
>>83515327
Yeah, though it would be very, very strange for her father to:
- notice $200 is missing
or
- bother to take her to claims court over $200, knowing full well it'd cost more in court fees than it's really worth
But knowing Willis this will be the EXTRA SPECIAL RED HERRING FOR READERS TO NOTICE, EXPLAINING A TOTALLY (not) SURPRISING SUIT BROUGHT AGAINST BECKY(TM)
>>83516040
I wouldn't say homosex breaks families apart, it's making a big deal about it that does.
It's the one aunt asking her nephew when he's going to meet some nice girl and settle down - in front of his boyfriend.
It's the chick that brings her girlfriend to Thanksgiving dinner and makes out with her all evening.
It's the people who just loooooove attention and theatrics. They're the ones who can't leave well enough alone and ruin everything, all while sitting in the corner proclaiming their innocence.
>>83513950
i thought the patreon strips were just early versions of the dailies
>>83516710
>It's the one aunt asking her nephew when he's going to meet some nice girl and settle down - in front of his boyfriend.
I second this.
Incidentally, Harry S. Truman's mother-in-law was a fantastically snide person and asked shit like this all the time, like "Why are you running against that wonderful man?" in reference to Dewey, his rival in the PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION OF 1948.
>>83515327
My earnest hope is that Becky didn't actually take the money, that she was just pointing it out. I know I'll be proven wrong, but I want to believe.
>>83516821
She's a college dropout/runaway with no marketable skills who hasn't gotten a single call-back from McDonald's in a campus town. That tells me she's not even a good 'culture fit' for a fry-wrangler.
Yeah, she'll take the $200 and immediately blow it on 100 ramen packets and three handles of vodka, because that's what college(R) rebellion(TM) is all about
>>83496357
>My parents LIE to each other?
Joyce is no longer just an innocent child. If this is actually the first time she realized that parents lie to each other she is actually retarded.
This being an autobiography doesn't excuse shit. It just means willis is also retarded.
>>83516870
>immediately blow it on 100 ramen packets
This seems way more practical than anything Becky would do.
>>83516774
He does a day early, but once a month, he posts a special strip that only the patrons can read.
>>83515111
Yeah, I guess when you take "Carla" out of "ultra car" you're left with U, T and R.Should have just added one letter and called her Carla Turd
>>83516906
... You're right. The last time she had ANY kind of windfall, she immediately proposed going out on a fancy dinner with her new girlfriend Dina.
Not "Let's go get some staples, stay in, eat some sweet and sour fried rice," just IMMEDIATELY "LET'S GO BLOW SOME MONEY ON A FANCY MEAL"
I know she's trying to escape the culture inculcated from Toedad, but fuck, she has NO assets to do that. How dumb can you be?
>>83516870
>That tells me she's not even a good 'culture fit' for a fry-wrangler.
McDonald's frowns upon fries being delivered with notes reading "These fries prepared by a LESBIAN"
Not because of any kind of anti-gay thing. They just want maximum anoninmity from their wageslaves.
>>83517085
Well, it also interferes with brand signaling. Not because it's wrong to be a gay McDonald's employee, but the core product you PRODUCE is going to be whatever McDonald's produces, not your opinions.
There are avenues for expressing your experiences in the company, like gay Googler ("Gaygler") or gay Amazon ("Glamazon") groups, but no, typically you don't get to inject ANYTHING personal into ANY product.
That said, I legitimately enjoy roundups at large companies for "It Gets Better." It shows that with a lot of patience and hard work, all kinds of people can be successful at great places and accepted for who they are.
Just dicking around in a friend's dorm for a few months, suckling from field and fountain? No, no, it won't get better and that's squarely David- I mean Becky's fault.
I wonder if people like Willis will ever realize their insights into these communities have the opposite effect to what they're trying to achieve.
Because "LGBT people are shit but we should excuse all their character flaws and celebrate them anyway rather than calling them out on their shit" is a terrible moral and does more to make me hate them than accept them.
>>83517253
If anything it spurs me to come out of the closet as a productive gay member of society instead of total assclowns like Becky.
I wonder how many times in the comic Becky has shouted to the world that she's a lesbian.
I almost feel as if it's in the double-digits.
>>83518015
That's probably supposed to be a selling point.
>>83518015
is Becky screaming "I'm a lesbian" Willis version of "Lesbian Kick"?
>>83518015
I'd love to see a tally with all the panels collected.
>>83518254
Isn't someone trying to get like a retrospective or something project going? That could be part of the things we keep track of.
>>83518342
Yeah, I'd be happy to include that in the tally. I actually kinda want to do that right now.
>>83493121
How would you fuck Becky over, thread?
By which I mean put her in a bad situation that won't affect Joyce too
>>83518923
sounds cool. Should there be like a doc or something we dump this all?
Also what are the other tallies going on?
>>83519027
Here is the first pic of her Lesbian-ist.
>>83519102
>those dobson eyebrows
Can that go on the same list as "tumblr nose" and" Le dreamworks face" for telltale signs of unimaginative artist?
>>83519027
Yeah, if someone wants to start a Google Doc, I'd be happy to dump my stuff in there once I'm done checking for "I'm a lesbian."
>>83519179
I'm going on the hunt too.
>>83519102
Samefag as here >>83519177 but I had to point this out
The eyebrows literally add fucking nothing to the panel.
>>83519177
Shit, I didn't realize what those lines above Becky's hair were before you mentioned it.
>>83519179
I made a doc. It's all blank now cause I don't know how exactly you want it done yet but it should be anyone can edit.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1SNqEtHsg_a2zm0ryB0rG8CzTLEVitftj4kQZ_Kg-Hsg/edit?usp=sharing
>>83519540
I got a few pics.
>>83515206
This was a Patreon comic, right? Where can I read those?
>>83501945
"Our own clones! Now none of us will be virgins!"
>>83519102
>>83519831
>>83520618
>>83520645
I hope someone knows the dates for all of these
Dumping what little pictures I have for Tumblranon. As far as I know, they're not up there yet.
>>83517271
Internalized homophobia.
is there anyone worse than Becky? can't be a long list.
Not an edit, but seriously Willis. Way to judge an entire group of people. Fuck, I know what I'm trying to say, but I don't have the words for it.
>implying 4chan is just /b/
>>83520618
Isn't she a lesbian?
>>83511641
Jesus, you do realize that you're playing with fire right?
>>83520995
Roz, maybe? I don't think she's been in the comic in ages, though.
How long, lads?
How long before Willis gives up the one shred of credibility he has left and makes Joyce gay?
>>83521084
A week in-comic time.
About 3 years from now in reality.
>>83521004
>being from 4chan
We can have 4chan citizenship now? Cool. When do we get our passports?
>>83521004
Nah, I get it.
>Oh, you're from 4chan? Way to be completely against gay people.
>4chan has an entire board dedicated to LGBT people and LGBT discussion.
>Okay, so 4chan has ONE gay person. Yeah, that TOTALLY makes everything okay.
God, writing that makes me feel like I'm writing a strawman, yet that's almost exactly what Willis is being.
>>83521084
I'm waiting for Becky to just up and rape Joyce into being a lesbian.
>>83521117
I think you gotta email Mootwo about that.
Careful though, you gotta make sure you pay for each nsfw board you visit, or the mods will deport you.
>>83521117
When /pol/ builds a wall to keep other people out.
>>83521211
Will we make leddit pay for it
What happen if Becky was straight along and try denying her true self.
Will it redeemed Willie?
Doesn't Becky have a girlfriend?
>>83521332
Then she'd only be annoying, as opposed to an annoying lesbian.
>>83521169
Hiroshimoot has an email address?
Good; I can directly ask him to make a /pod/ board.
>>83521401
Yup. Her girlfriend is Dina. The two began dating after Joyce told Becky of her lack of romantic affection for her.
And then Becky barged her way into Joyce's weekend home visit, with all but a "Peace out, nigga" to Dina.
Yeah, there is no logic to Becky's actions here.
so I just read all of DoA in the past two days to get what all the fuss is about. as far as I can tell it's a little tumblr-y, but not even close to what I assumed from skimming over the /co/ threads. maybe I've just built up an immunity due to reading assigned male and manic pixie nightmare girls so I'm not bothered when something is mildly tumblr-y.
what are the other comic series he wrote about? were they better?
It must be really cheap to pay for 3rd world people to shill your products on 4chan for you. I know there's no escape from this evil here. See you in the next life, brutha.
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>>83518254
Someone should make a collage of every time she mentions it.
>>83521463
This is hands down the most satisfying strip of the entire comic.
>>83496357
Becky needs to kill herself. Holy shit she sucks!
Also, she's a lesbian?!
>>83521743
Up until Becky rapes the straight out of Joyce.
>>83521595
>maybe I've just built up an immunity due to reading assigned male and manic pixie nightmare girls so I'm not bothered when something is mildly tumblr-y.
That's probably it. DoA is hardly as bad as the other two comics you mention, but part of the problem is that DoA is daily and more of a slow burner. Which is to say, it's not like AssMale (AssMan?) where they're up in your face about their agenda and issues.
>what are the other comic series he wrote about? were they better?
Mileage varies. His older comics are comparatively better to DoA, save for Shortpacked, and are generally discarded in DoA discussion due to their being in another universe entirely. Still, the do come up because of how they share the same cast across universes.
>>83519179
I'm thinking of starting a tally for "Someone Cries." I feel like this comic reaches steven universe levels of "crying is the only way the creator can make this scene feel emotional. Won't dump here since it seems like a lot.
>>83521743
I agree. I can't stop reading it.
>>83522124
You could.
You should
But you won't.
Dumbing of Age is a train fire headed off the rails into 9/11. I think this will only end when Willis loses his hands in a Doctor Strange type accident. If anyone wants to smash his hands with a hammer, I wouldn't tell.
>>83519540
>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1SNqEtHsg_a2zm0ryB0rG8CzTLEVitftj4kQZ_Kg-Hsg/edit?usp=sharing
Wow! Awesome progress, everyone! My eyes kinda glazed over as I was staring at all the Beckyness on my own.
>>83522534
He might have just been talking about that one strip
>>83519953
Yeah, looks like it. I would love to read those if anyone wants to help out. Especially so they can contribute to the tallies.
>>83522637
I DIDN'T THINK THERE WAS ACTUALLY THIS MANY
>>83520645
I saw a Rainbow outside after it was done raining while I was lazily looking through issues with Becky.
>>83522815
Fun Fact: The gays adopting the rainbow as their representing symbol was due to Judy Garland's "Over the Rainbow" song from the Wizard of Oz, and made Garland the object of adoration from the entire homosexuality community
ADDITIONAL FACT: Judy Garland didn't give a shit about the gays.
>>83523067
They just said that.
>>83522815
Why do gays make the rainbows associate with them?
>>83522926
Didn't it came from the Wizard of Oz.I wish the toaster that I'm using today didn't hate Google docs.
>>83521007
She's bi. Talks a lot at the beginning about boys and sleeping with them, but she also had a crush on a female friend in high school (and implied a lot of sex too) and is/was dating Ruth.
>>83520885
No, pride. It's Pride Month. I'd rather be out as a gay man and contribute to society rather than do little more than blare, "I AM A GAY ALSO I DO GAY THINGS DID I MENTION I AM NOT STRAIGHT?"
This is what Becky has done for the entirety of her "arc," including but not limited to "Ugh straight people, boring."
What would Willis think of the document?
>>83521138
You aren't strawmanning. He said "we have A gay person, you can't get mad."
You're not exaggerating, you're paraphrasing. "A one thing" means "one" (1).
Mother fucker probably never has set foot in /lgbt/.
>>83523600
let's hide it from him until it's pretty much done so he can't bullshit anything about how unfinished it is.
>>83523516
I'm kind of surprised Willis' readers haven't turn on him for becoming a Breeder, given his target audience.
>>83523737
No, because he's a Totally Cool Geek Dad, who Would Totally Raise an LGBT Kid Right and Has Never Once Muttered Under His Breath The Stupid Nigger Neighbor Needs To Move Their Oldsmobile.
They just eat that shit up.
WE HAVE A TOTAL
BECKY HAS HAD REFERENCES TO HER GAYNESS 32 TIMES
We didn't count times she just mentioned having a girlfriend, because that's what a normal person would do.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE?
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1SNqEtHsg_a2zm0ryB0rG8CzTLEVitftj4kQZ_Kg-Hsg/edit?usp=sharing
